Purported depiction of Mojo

Biography

The aborigine say that Mojo was not born. If you believe local legend, the tales say that it was on an overbearingly hot day in the outback that Mojo simply appeared from an oasis to nurse a small aborigine child back to health.

Interesting Tidbit #1: -- In the native tongue, Mojo means "he who comes from the light".

On the night of his first appearance, the locals say that the black sky lit up like a fire and a liquid gift from the Gods rained down on all.

Interesting Tidbit #2: -- You only THOUGHT the monks invented beer.

It was on Mojo's 37th day that he created the wheel. Until this time, the aborginal peoples suffered much shame when attempting to ride their bicycles. For his kindness, they thanked him with a gift of 30 virgins and a festival of massive proportions. To this day, April 9th is known as HamatuMojo Da ("Mojo is Our Homie Day")

Interesting Tidbit #3: -- On day 39 came the Caravan.
Interesting Tidbit #4: -- Some say the virgins glimpsed the face of God and could be heard calling to him for hours at a time


Virgins

Mojo quickly brought peace and civility to the populace. Before his arrival, the whole of Australia was a battleground. War, disease and famine were commonplace.

Interesting Tidbit #5: -- The natives called this civility "Marijuana".

Indeed, Mojo brought joy to all the land. The days of war and death were replaced with times love and togetherness.

Interesting Tidbit #6: -- Native ruins are highly decorated with a symbol that is very similar to the letter "X". The meaning of these symbols are still a mystery.

Unfortunately, these days were not to last forever for there was a small group who secretly despised Mojo and the peace he brought to the land. This group hated the harmony and freedom of the people and plotted to stop Mojo and restore chaos, slavery and control.

Interesting Tidbit #7: -- This group was known as the Congregation Opposed to a Peaceful Society ,or, COPS


Congregation Opposed to a Peaceful Society

This group raided the small dwelling inhabited by Mojo and captured him. He was badly beaten and placed in a small enclosure away from the public eye. Without Mojo, the people were lost and quickly returned to a life of servitude and obedience. The pleasures they once experienced were deemed "wrong" and this indoctrination quickly spread throughout the land.

Interesting Tidbit #8: -- These new "rules" were secretly called "Leverage Against the Weak", or, LAW.


"The Enclosure"

Fortunately, a small group of people were immune to the propaganda and indoctrination of their new masters and they joined together to keep the memory of the good deeds of Mojo alive. Thus, the "Mojo Appreciation Society" was born.

Mojo's fate is unknown.

However, there are those that claim to have seen him during times of great happiness and celebration.

These claims are unsubstantiated.

There have been several videos and photographs purporting to show Mojo, however, they are all far to degraded and blurry to be verified.

We wait for his return.

Another alleged depiction of Mojo (Mojo on right)