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local man stabbed at wal mart while i was there....wtf

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4 Amkoids reportedly stabbed in Walmart

Amkon Ra was minding his own business in the underwear department when he was suddenly viciously stabbed by a fat woman disguised as a peaceful Walmart shopper. He immediately ran to the manager's desk to call for help. Mrs Teased, watching the action, excitedly implored the manager to allow Ra to use the phone. The manager, eating his lunch, told her to mind her own business and then proceeded to stab her in the chest. Two other Bystanders, WITD and BE2, instantly unsheathed their daggers and frantically ran to her rescue. Unfortunately, in their excitement, they stabbed each other. All four then staggered confused and bleeding to the camera department where they collapsed on the camcorder display breaking 14 cheap Chinese cameras for which they will be billed by the manager.

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