Post a pic of your car.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

It doesn't have to be your actual car, but just the kind you have. Here's what I'm driving:

http://i.ebayimg.com/04/!B)Ym1sgB2k~$(KGrHqUOKjEEw()KsUq!BMNOY)JYPw~~_12.J PG

93' Cadillac Sedan Deville.

Let's see what yall got. :D

[Cogburn]

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/500/medium/2007_0612Image0009a.JPG

Bought it for the collector's value in 20 years. Everyone thought they were gonna fuck up the body style again after 2007 and lo-and-behold they did.

[MrPenny]

There's a fingerprint on the hood.

[hp]

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1148&stc=1&d=1278632610

[Ima Nasshole]

http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee334/TheRooster99/mysweetrevenge.jpg

[BE2]

http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/janedoe444/ARG/Image172.jpg

[Ima Nasshole]

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1148&stc=1&d=1278632610
Looks like a late 60's Holiday Rambler... My mom had one of those.

[Ima Nasshole]

http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/janedoe444/ARG/Image172.jpg
Obviously you weren't in it, how unfortunate.

[BE2]

just before the wreck-
http://www.areavoices.com/attic/images/thumbnail/toonces.jpg

But Earl Scheib's gonna make it like new.

[MrPenny]

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=11&pictureid=418

Pimpin'

[BE2]

but the insurance company gave me loaner

http://mickellangeveld.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/flying-car-4.jpg

[BE2]

parking was a breeze with my last car-

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/ModernMechanix/1-1929/med_vertical_parking.jpg

[Cogburn]

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=11&pictureid=418

Pimpin'

Is that a dance floor?

Sweet!

[MrPenny]

Is this thread going the way you hoped it would IEF? I'm thinkin' it has veered a bit off course.

[Snow Crash]

http://chrissmilitaryspot.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/chall21.jpg

[Ima Nasshole]

Is that a dance floor?

Sweet!
Griswold Family Cabster! The front spoiler creates 1 million pounds of down force at 5 MPH and it completes the 1/4 mile in 3 hours 47 minutes 13 seconds at a speed of .0176593240 mph

[BE2]

The Snowman has met his match-

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/360343930_d26e530e02.jpg

[FancyFree]

How cute is this....

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/p/pimpin_van-12627.jpg

[BE2]

the last loaner didn't work out so i'm driving this in a pinch-

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/xlg_giant_bus.jpg

[lala]

Kiwi say BE, here your half of the Trabant . . . :D

http://www.gunners4life.com/forum/avatars/trabant10-full(1).jpg

[FancyFree]

You all know how i like pink so here is my dream car........:P

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1193/902183949_f07fc3c538.jpg

[BE2]

and they gave me this one in case it rains

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/blog/Titanic.gif

[FancyFree]

Kiwi say BE, here your half of the Trabant . . . :D

http://www.gunners4life.com/forum/avatars/trabant10-full%281%29.jpg

hahaha! I love it lala!!

[lala]

Here the family model . . . :D

http://limonster.com/gallery/data/503/Trabant_Limousine_front_corner1.JPG

[FancyFree]

here's what i drive now....

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hello-kitty-pimp-car.jpg

[BE2]

Kiwi's car is out of the shop. Thank jesus.

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/6197-barbie_car.jpg

[lala]

You know the funny thing is my dad god love him, he'd cut car in half and joint them, he made a boat/car, sad man . . . I'll see if kiwi still got a photo . . he just like to make thing out of crap that moves ??? We've had some strange thing's lol . . .some cool to a few vintage cars . . . he can make anything run :D

[BE2]

Sounds like a guy after my own heart!

[Alessandra]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/07-Nissan-Altima-2.5SL.jpg (large image)

Love the car. This image I snagged from wiki. Im not taking pics of my cars.

http://images04.olx.com/ui/1/00/96/2599496_1.jpg Mine was green though. I loved that car. I missed it, even with its flaws.

[BE2]

My buddies and I torched the top off a '56 Hudson and turned it into a convertible when we were in college.

[Alessandra]

The first car I purchased myself:
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z165/tonyspeth/Picture256.jpg

[BE2]

http://www.kitfoster.com/images/2007-5-9_HudHorn56Web-Large.jpg

[BE2]

just imagine that beauty without the top- including the windshield- and you got the picture!

[Cogburn]

My buddies and I torched the top off a '56 Hudson and turned it into a convertible when we were in college.

I torched a 1989 Corvette once... not the roof, the whole thing.

The guy was an asshat.

[FancyFree]

just imagine that beauty without the top- including the windshield- and you got the picture!

lol awesome, GrumpyPants!!!

:)

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Is this thread going the way you hoped it would IEF? I'm thinkin' it has veered a bit off course.

Indeed it has. But this is amkon.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/500/medium/2007_0612Image0009a.JPG

Bought it for the collector's value in 20 years. Everyone thought they were gonna fuck up the body style again after 2007 and lo-and-behold they did.

EVERYBODY and their fucking momma has one of these where I live. They're nice and fast and all, but they're played the fuck out.

[Ducky]

Chevy Cobalt

I don't have a pic of ours, but it looks like the gold one:


http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff284/CanuckyDucky/chevycobalt.jpg

[Ducky]

That one ^^^ is missing a spoiler on the back and a sun roof. I love my sunroof :D

[pack3tg0st]

have a car... hardly drive it...

Mostly I drive these:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/10425208/2/istockphoto_10425208-dirty-boots.jpg

[moonlight]

Being the country wife, I usually sit shotgun.

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1149&stc=1&d=1278647735

[skunk]

I torched a 1989 Corvette once... not the roof, the whole thing.

The guy was an asshat.

I have reported you to the california attorney general. I hope you have a good lawyer.

[Lexion]

We both drive F-150's.

Hers is a silver short-wheel base,
mine is blue, long wheel base, 8'
bed.

[hp]

I have the wife ride shotgun quite often.

http://homingpigeon.com/xfer/balancing-act.jpg

[FancyFree]

lolol

chicks dig it.

[hp]

Also, out here you wave at every one who drives by.

[Lexion]

As Pack, I drove these for a while :

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/MVC-024S-2.jpg

[hp]

The wife left so I got a tractor with 4 wheels.

http://homingpigeon.com/xfer/tractor.jpg

[Ponyboy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Cadillac_Ranch.jpg

[MrPenny]

Ponyboy wins with the nicest ride.

[Ima Nasshole]

You just can't have enough reasons to post this baby right here...
http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee334/TheRooster99/John27s20ass-1.jpg
Besides, somebody's probably driving it right now as we speak!

[FancyFree]

lmao Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[WhispersInTheDark]

LOL

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

here's what i drive now....

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hello-kitty-pimp-car.jpg

:lol:

[FancyFree]

Awsome ride huh??? lol

[Hazelnut]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/future-car-1.jpg

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Awsome ride huh??? lol

Not hardly.

[FancyFree]

U know u wanna ride in it.

[Lexion]

U know u wanna ride in it.

I do.

Yes Ma'am, I do.

[FancyFree]

I do.

Yes Ma'am, I do.

Hop in lex!! We'll drive by IEF's place and honk and embarass him. lol

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Hop in lex!! We'll drive by IEF's place and honk and embarass him. lol

Actually, YOU'D be the one getting embarrassed. Seeing as you'll be riding with Lex and all.

[FancyFree]

Actually, YOU'D be the one getting embarrassed. Seeing as you'll be riding with Lex and all.

Nope! no shame in my game.

[Lexion]

I'd proudly ride FF around.

[skunk]

What would your wife say?

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Nope! no shame in my game.

Ok.

[Lexion]

What would your wife say?

Smells like Teen Spirit ?

Christ, it's a big truck.

[WhispersInTheDark]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/future-car-1.jpg




Excellent recliner seats and cocktail bar it has, too.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Excellent recliner seats and cocktail bar it has, too.

What about a litter box?

[WhispersInTheDark]

... pulls out from under left rear


http://www.igreenspot.com/wp-content/uploads/modkat-litter-box2.jpg

[Hazelnut]

Road trip anyone?

[Snow Crash]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/future-car-1.jpg

WTF is that? A vibrator on wheels? Haha

[Hazelnut]

WTF is that? A vibrator on wheels? Haha

That sounds hawt!

[Snow Crash]

That sounds hawt!

"Well, if you want to take it for a test drive, you have to sit IN the vehicle, Madam, not astride it."

[Hazelnut]

"Well, if you want to take it for a test drive, you have to sit IN the vehicle, Madam, not astride it."

I can't find the latch!

[BE2]

it's up your ass with the car.

[Hazelnut]

If by land

http://puregreencars.com/files.php?file=SSC-Ultimate-Aero-EV_1.jpg

Or by sea....

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/12/01/earthrace_6648.jpg

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

http://puregreencars.com/files.php?file=SSC-Ultimate-Aero-EV_1.jpg


I just came....

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

http://amkon.net/./Styles/DARK_VB GREEN/dark_vb/reputation/reputation_neg.gifPost a pic of your car. (http://amkon.net/showthread.php?p=463727#post463727) 07-11-2010 11:38 AMHazelnut (http://amkon.net/member.php?u=1461) For sharing too much. :sad:

Is this not what you did when you told everybody you got gang raped?

[Hazelnut]

http://amkon.net/./Styles/DARK_VB%20GREEN/dark_vb/reputation/reputation_neg.gifPost a pic of your car. (http://amkon.net/showthread.php?p=463727#post463727) 07-11-2010 11:38 AMHazelnut (http://amkon.net/member.php?u=1461) For sharing too much. :sad:

Is this not what you did when you told everybody you got gang raped?

:soapbox:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

:soapbox:
My cock is big.

[Hazelnut]

My cock is big.

My pussy is dangerous.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

My pussy is dangerous.

:o

That means it's so good a guy would cum not long after he got up in it.

[Hazelnut]

:o

That means it's so good a guy would cum not long after he got up in it.

You're just now catching up.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You're just now catching up.


Now that I think about it, I'm sure you DO have dangerous pussy. Intuition tells me this. And as I've said before, it's usually accurate. In fact, when I come back from the store, I'm gonna make a thread listing all the female members that my intution tells me has dangerous pussy. ;)

[Hazelnut]

Now that I think about it, I'm sure you DO have dangerous pussy. Intuition tells me this. And as I've said before, it's usually accurate. In fact, when I come back from the store, I'm gonna make a thread listing all the female members that my intution tells me has dangerous pussy. ;)

Try to remember that the dangerous pussy comes with a bitch attached.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Try to remember that the dangerous pussy comes with a bitch attached.

Right well, when I deal with a woman that's a bitch I tame her ass pretty quick. If I can't, then she hits the road.

[Alessandra]

Right well, when I deal with a woman that's a bitch I tame her ass pretty quick. If I can't, then she hits the road.

The only one that'll be hitting the road is you.

[Ima Nasshole]

Right well, when I deal with a woman that's a bitch I tame her ass pretty quick. If I can't, then she hits the road.
Which would explain why you chat on CT sites all day long instead of hitting pussy. And that "big cock" you claim to have, does your mom let him run around the back yard with all the other chickens?

[WhispersInTheDark]

Right well, when I deal with a woman that's a bitch I tame her ass pretty quick. If I can't, then she hits the road.


Translation: Moron has never had a relationship with a woman.

And doesn't own a car.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Which would explain why you chat on CT sites all day long instead of hitting pussy. And that "big cock" you claim to have, does your mom let him run around the back yard with all the other chickens?

Fail.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

The only one that'll be hitting the road is you.

Yeah right.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Translation: Moron has never had a relationship with a woman.

And doesn't own a car.

1. I could take your bitch. Believe that.

2. Yes, I own a car.

[WhispersInTheDark]

1. I could take your bitch. Believe that.

2. Yes, I own a car.




Internet polls prove otherwise, loser. LOL.

[Ima Nasshole]

1. I could take your bitch. Believe that.

2. Yes, I own a car.
Translation: 1. Petty theft of a female dog.
2. See pink hello kittymobile.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Internet polls prove otherwise, loser. LOL.

Seriously though, I could take your bitch.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Seriously though, I could take your bitch.


IEF failed at women.

IEF in strife.

IEF just bitchin.

IEF failed at life.


:(

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Translation: 1. Petty theft of a female dog.
2. See pink hello kittymobile.

You're ineffecticve at trolling me. Which is why you gave up and ran off the last time.

[WhispersInTheDark]

You're ineffecticve at trolling me. Which is why you gave up and ran off the last time.


Failed at spelling and fact.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

IEF failed at women.

IEF in strife.

IEF just bitchin.

IEF failed at life.


:(

So is your new gimmick writing haiku's now?

[WhispersInTheDark]

So is your new gimmick writing haiku's now?

Failed again.

IEF don't know a haiku if he falls over one, dudes.

[Lexion]

Failed again.

IEF don't know a haiku if he falls over one, dudes.

Hell, I had to clarify that for you.

[Hazelnut]

Seriously though, I could take your bitch.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000053M.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000053M.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

One of the greatest rappers EVER.

[Hazelnut]

Ha ha ha. I didn't think you'd get it.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Too $hort gettin' it.

Ain't no rhythm enough for IEF to be gettin' no thing.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Ha ha ha. I didn't think you'd get it.

IEF to Hazelnut: "If I can't have your love, I'll take your hate!"

THAT is what I don't get.

[Hazelnut]

I know. Its ok. You don't need to. :grin:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I know. Its ok. You don't need to. :grin:

The only thing I DO get about it is that it's a lie. Because I've never said that to you. :D

[Alessandra]

so why'd you lie

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

so why'd you lie

What?

[Alessandra]

Exactly.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Exactly.

I've never lied to hazel. So wtf are you talking about? I swear you're impossible to talk to.

[Ima Nasshole]

You're ineffecticve at trolling me. Which is why you gave up and ran off the last time.
I guess that didn't work too well, I'm still here... which means you Fail! Again.

[MrPenny]

Amkon used to be at the minimum, amusing.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I guess that didn't work too well, I'm still here... which means you Fail! Again.

Actually no. I didn't fail. Because I succeeded in making you bitch out. :D

[averagejoe]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/future-car-1.jpg

You drive a giant oversize clit stimulator?:eek:

[MrPenny]

You said you would help the "funny."

When will you start doing that?

[Hazelnut]

You drive a giant oversize clit stimulator?:eek:

Who doesn't?

[averagejoe]

You said you would help the "funny."

When will you start doing that?

Probably sooner than you.

[1972]

Warning! Warning! Picture of my real carJEEP!

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=1183&stc=1&d=1279474645

[Watcher-In-The-Shadows]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!


That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!!

[apeci]

I had a chuckle today that prompted me to post in this thread.

http://www.snuffledopple.com/images/9844k.jpg

I quickly came up a line of cars and cut in sharply behind the lead car which happened to be plastered with infowars and 9/11 truth bumper stickers. seeing as the situation had a humorous interpretation, me in a black truck with black hat, black shirt, and sunglasses, suddenly cutting in behind a CTer, I naturally followed them around for a little while as they constantly looked in their mirror and eventually pulled into a gas station.

it's the little things that make it all worthwhile.

[Lexion]

Get a back-up light, with a built-in
back-up beeper.

I love that thing.

[bitdrops]

http://www.steinmetz-opel.de/simmiprojekt/duo3.jpg

[WhispersInTheDark]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
should post more





http://www.steinmetz-opel.de/simmiprojekt/duo3.jpg



Excellent!

Down with carbon emissions.

[bitdrops]

Excellent!

Down with carbon emissions.

Plus the cloudbuster battery actually weights less than a rooftop!

[Red Skare]

http://chrysler300grills.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/2006-chrysler-300-vanilla-8.jpg

[bitdrops]

http://chrysler300grills.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/2006-chrysler-300-vanilla-8.jpg

Small Penis, eh?

[Red Skare]

Small Penis, eh?

If that is what a nice car means than yup.

[bitdrops]

If that is what a nice car means than yup.

Whore.

[itai]

i hate my car lol this isnt MY car but its exactly the same thing

http://www.dms.autoxloo.com/parameters/image.php?id=88888968403&pic=0&size=150:http://2009+TOYOTA++YARIS+++for+sale+in+PINELLAS+PARK+FL. jpg

[apeci]

awwww. :D



Get a back-up light, with a built-in
back-up beeper.

no.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

i hate my car lol this isnt MY car but its exactly the same thing

http://www.dms.autoxloo.com/parameters/image.php?id=88888968403&pic=0&size=150:http://2009+TOYOTA++YARIS+++for+sale+in+PINELLAS+PARK+FL. jpg

Your avi's sexy. :)

[pack3tg0st]

DL4BGOX9Kjo

[century]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/312/spaceplaneb.png

[apeci]

looks like a scramjet. a very large one.

[Martian Exile]

Here is my poor old worn out zipulator.

[Martian Exile]

well crap, what the hell happened to the picture?

[BE2]

well crap, what the hell happened to the picture?
everyone already knows that you're family sedan is a rusty, 1947 john deere backhoe with a wing attachment.

[Martian Exile]

So how do these geeks post pretty pictures. God I miss that old vacuum tube main-frame I got off that old Soviet sub.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Red_Camaro_99er.jpeg

This baby will be mine on Tuesday! Woooooooooooooooo fucking hoooooooooooo! (except mine will have a bra on it)

[Mungodave]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3ax3XA_WW9_-IDl5FVXQMh_RPoTYCWXYbilt_Cg3KkB9ihwnRig



???????????????????????????????????????????????

[Watchdog]

Behold my Mazda 818
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3663857340_37d6f87e18_o.jpg

I know, I know its in mint condition......

[BE2]

Figured you'd post the real family sedan.. Here. I save you the trouble.

http://www.marylanddogsledding.com/images/Dogsled_About.jpg

[13erk0witz]

You all know how i like pink so here is my dream car........:P

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1193/902183949_f07fc3c538.jpg

That is awesome!

[hp]

Does that one run in the super pimp class

[13erk0witz]

Most definitely.

[anarch]

something kinda like this


http://www.atozautolights.com/images/AutoPhotos/FOCR8891.jpg

[hp]

So that's where the phrase burning rubber cam from...

[custompainter]

Heres one of mine.
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6306/car002c.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/car002c.jpg/)
Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

[Moose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO4cw565V98

[head bobs]

[custompainter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO4cw565V98

[head bobs]


That thing is BADASS! I like the Dodge PU front end with a Corvette ass end! I gotta get me one a doze!

[Red Skare]

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/782/4601/1954800236_large.jpg

[FancyFree]

http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/782/4601/1954800236_large.jpg

Niceeeee!!!

[Red Skare]

oh yeah, mine has different rims but everything else is the same