View Full Version : Listen up motherfuckers
skunk
06-14-2010, 02:14 PM
Put your god damn whiny petulant bullshit threads in stoopid dumb fuck, rant, or chatter.
And if you feel the need to be a complete douchenozzle you might as well start it in spam.
This is not a request.
skunk
06-14-2010, 02:21 PM
I just got back from an amazing festival and I do not want to sit and read 1000 drama threads.
Fuck y'all.
MissA
06-14-2010, 02:22 PM
Bonaroo????
skunk
06-14-2010, 02:23 PM
Why do you ask? :p
MissA
06-14-2010, 02:25 PM
Because I wanted to go :( I want to go to ANY festival actually.
Was it amazeballs?
skunk
06-14-2010, 02:26 PM
I don't remember :o
could you be more specific in your demands please.
skunk
06-14-2010, 02:33 PM
Pretty much every thread started by BE and IEF.
That is about as specific as one could get. Thanks for the clarification.
Cogburn
06-14-2010, 02:46 PM
douchenozzle
+1
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 03:02 PM
That is about as specific as one could get. Thanks for the clarification.
Hi Guy! Nice Sig!! :rolleyes:
Oh how orginal skunk.
Bite me.
Go watch Sky Capt. and the World of Tomorrow for surely it will erase your mind and eat your soul.
skunk
06-14-2010, 03:06 PM
Go fuck 2 blowup dolls in a dollar store parking lot and eat peanut butter cups kthxbai.
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 03:08 PM
Ahh the love in this place.......
skunk
06-14-2010, 03:08 PM
I heard 72 likes to bro-out.
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 03:13 PM
Crap, can somebody please quote what i said to Guy so he can see it? lolol
Hi Guy! Nice Sig!! :rolleyes:
per user request.
skunk
06-14-2010, 03:14 PM
Totally awesome sig.
per user request.
what good is having someone on ignore if others act as a proxy for them?
skunk
06-14-2010, 03:19 PM
You could ignore everyone here and not have to worry about reading anything.
You could ignore everyone here and not have to worry about reading anything.
or not
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 03:20 PM
per user request.
Thx HP! :)
OK. no more QFU by me. i have better destructive posts to make. :)
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 03:21 PM
yes, i understand. Pigeons are very busy.
Thx HP! :)
+1 ff, -1 guy, net = zero.
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 03:24 PM
I'm on ignore by association with IEF. His loss.
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
06-14-2010, 03:53 PM
I'm on ignore by association with IEF. His loss.
But my win. ;)
And skunk, go change your tampon.
Hazelnut
06-14-2010, 03:57 PM
And skunk, go change your tampon.
Do you really believe changing a dirty tampon will improve someone's mood? Say you don't.
MrPenny
06-14-2010, 04:01 PM
Do you really believe changing a dirty tampon will improve someone's mood? .
It could....depending on where you have the tampon jammed.....
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 04:03 PM
lol
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
06-14-2010, 04:07 PM
Do you really believe changing a dirty tampon will improve someone's mood? Say you don't.
I guess.
a tampon in the brain is fatal.
Ima Nasshole
06-14-2010, 06:40 PM
Pretty much every thread started by BE and IEF.
Plus fucking One (+1)
Ima Nasshole
06-14-2010, 06:41 PM
Do you really believe changing a dirty tampon will improve someone's mood? Say you don't.
Considering he takes them out with his teeth, probably so...
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 06:42 PM
How were Steve Martin & The Steep Canyon Rangers?
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
06-14-2010, 06:50 PM
Considering he takes them out with his teeth, probably so...
No, that's royal.
Hazelnut
06-14-2010, 07:07 PM
Considering he takes them out with his teeth, probably so...
I don't know why I just quoted you.
I don't have a comment.
Weird.
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 07:09 PM
I know why I just quoted you.
I have a comment.
Wired.
Hazelnut
06-14-2010, 07:11 PM
It could be that. But wait. I just remembered.
I was going to cancel the quote and start a thread about the wonderfulness of Ima. Then forgot.
I may have been out in the sun and humidity too long...
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 07:12 PM
That sounds hot, and wet.
MrPenny
06-14-2010, 07:15 PM
That sounds hot, and wet.
Sounds pungent to me.
Hazelnut
06-14-2010, 07:19 PM
Sounds pungent to me.
LOL, that's me. The Pungent Kitteh.
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 07:59 PM
It is a strange phenomenonenomenoen, that some homo sapiens cannot apply their olfactory system in the direction of their own armpits and other centers of pungency, but "need to be told".
Having said that, there is another strange phenomenoenoneonemon that I have experienced... that of the opposite gendered person who insists during every night of a lengthy marriage and cohabitation, upon sleeping with her nose in your armpit. (My armpit that is, not your armpit, to avoid any penchance for pungent ambiguity).
MrPenny
06-14-2010, 08:01 PM
You have a penchant for pungent prattle.
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 08:03 PM
Pheromones are transmittable through wireless routers, too.
Ima Nasshole
06-14-2010, 08:12 PM
It could be that. But wait. I just remembered.
I was going to cancel the quote and start a thread about the wonderfulness of Ima. Then forgot.
I may have been out in the sun and humidity too long...
Just remember if you do that Skunky wants it in chatter or stoopid dum fuck internet sites.
And thank you for the compliment, I seem to be left off everybodys list now a days, well except for one, dipshits "racist list".
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 08:13 PM
You have never been off my Nasshole list...
Ima Nasshole
06-14-2010, 08:17 PM
You have never been off my Nasshole list...
Thanks Whispers... I hope I'm your hero some day.
Just remember if you do that Skunky wants it in chatter or stoopid dum fuck internet sites.
And thank you for the compliment, I seem to be left off everybodys list now a days, well except for one, dipshits "racist list".
Don't worry Ima your at the top of my list for being a great guy . . . ;)
Ima Nasshole
06-14-2010, 08:28 PM
Don't worry Ima your at the top of my list for being a great guy . . . ;)
Thanks Lala, at least somebody loves me around here...
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 08:28 PM
That tops KIWI's position on the great guy list, Ima.
You iz doin very very well it seems.
MrPenny
06-14-2010, 08:31 PM
Pheromones are transmittable through wireless routers, too.
I agree, your avatar stinks.
:D
Snow Crash
06-14-2010, 08:36 PM
Thanks Whispers... I hope I'm your Nero some day.
Fixt to maintain the theme of purposefully misplaced N's.
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
06-14-2010, 08:46 PM
And thank you for the compliment, I seem to be left off everybodys list now a days, well except for one, dipshits "racist list".
You're not a racist. You're an e-racist. There's a difference.
FancyFree
06-14-2010, 09:34 PM
you are a good guy, Ima!
I'm just gonna post this shit in every thread.
http://amkon.net/contemplating-t27318.html?p=444408
im not really sure why anyone is disgruntled about two things.
1. moderation, (perceived or otherwise).
2. the content.
first off when amkon began it was only a chat room with about a dozen of our favorite threads that were either CT or alternative in nature. its always been more of a community chat room except the discussions were often topics that you wouldnt normally chat about with folk in RL.
its never been a full blown CT forum like ats or glp or stfu or anywhere else for that matter, we never wanted it to be like them.
second, the whole point of the past couple of years was for the forum to reach a point in its existence that there would be no need whatsoever for moderators or admins to become involved in anything other than site maintenance and or removing gore or pron that some drive by troll might post.
thats it.
no bannings, no moving people into time outs, no forcing people to post content that the admins want or that other members want, no steering discussion.
if you dont like what someone says then dont read their posts or threads. if you dont like that aamkon isnt serious enough then post your serious shit at ats (lol). if you think amkon is too serious then post your shit at davidicke forums (hehe).
get over it, it is what it is, i love it just the way it is.
i can come here and talk about any damn thing i like, i can talk with whoever i like, i dont have to mind my manners, i dont have to pretend to like someone else or what they are saying, i can be an asshole or a nice guy.
stop fucking with it, it ain't broken.
Lexion
06-14-2010, 10:33 PM
WB Skunk.
:D
Alessandra
06-14-2010, 10:46 PM
Skunk, lol
Lexion
06-14-2010, 10:48 PM
Chii, is that Avvy you or Brizz ?
:lol:
Alessandra
06-14-2010, 10:51 PM
its me, assface. Who is brizz
Lexion
06-14-2010, 10:53 PM
Jealous ?
She used to post here.
With that mask, ya'll look alike.
WHOOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I really type that ?
Alessandra
06-14-2010, 10:54 PM
:roll:
Lexion
06-14-2010, 10:54 PM
<3
BTW, that mask is a piece of shit.
Hope you have LOTS of filters and
a spare mask.
its me, assface. Who is brizz
I liked the old one better, but I guess everyone will need one of those soon enough!
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 11:21 PM
It's steampunk fashion, not functional, thinks Alessandra...
Lexion
06-14-2010, 11:23 PM
Steampunk ?
So 90's.
Get real.
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 11:31 PM
that's 1890s
punk
http://ciarcullen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/revel___steampunk_v_by_cambler.jpg
Lexion
06-14-2010, 11:38 PM
That pic is Vampire punk.
Failure, my friend.
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 11:48 PM
ummm.... no?
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2009/08/11/steampunk-elephantine-gas-mask_f5EsB_5638.jpg
Lexion
06-14-2010, 11:49 PM
Ok, that one is.......odd.
Not Vampiric, at all.
WhispersInTheDark
06-14-2010, 11:55 PM
I cannot post my favorite model's shots but I can link them.
http://www.steampunkcouture.com/gallery/4/
Paroxysm
06-15-2010, 12:41 AM
its me, assface. Who is brizz
Good....for a minute there I though WarrenB had returned... :|
Edit to say: Hi Chii!