News in rhymes vol. 1 6/12/2010

[Ponyboy]

hey i was thinking that i have nothing to rhyme about although i like doing it. so i decided to make a news report in rhymes. that way i can tell you about current events and maybe my take on them at the same time practicing my rhymes. so here's news for 6/12/2010:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10302371.stm
US urges quicker BP oil strategy
qucker? dont give me that shit, it's been over two months, prodigy
It's all a pr game "Obama did not criticize bp's national identity"
Remedy? ya'll gon' talk about fame? or concentrate on shareholder's dividents?
clean up the mess you create? or chatter about current events? allow the workers to talk to press? or let them die with pains in their chest?
ESIS? BP hired them to handle their claim process
So that claimants can get paid less
http://www.democracynow.org/2010/6/11/headlines#3
"Well it is BP, they know what's best"
"Hey you! yes you with a camera, you're under arrest"
"On who's behalf is that?"
"that don't concern your ass!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZHnStD690U&
"who are you working with?"
"British Death, i mean petroleum"
"please stop asking questions and leave the auditorium"
"but the people are asking for a story" "umm...
"well tell em about that kid overdosing on opium"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/7823065/Teenage-son-of-former-Tory-MP-dies-of-suspected-opium-overdose-on-hippy-trail.html
"oh, the former MP Tory son?"
"Give them any distraction"
"Maybe another iraq car bomb?"
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/iraq/complete/la-fg-iraq-suicide-bombing-20100612,0,1146116.story
"ANYTHING but the tar balls!"
http://www.wkrg.com/gulf_oil_spill/article/oily-tar-balls-cover-water-line-at-orange-beach/895485/Jun-12-2010_12-34-pm/

Germany confident of cracking defensive walls?
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65B22S20100612
Yes, give them world cup and sports,
that oughtta distract em from whats going on at the gulf.

Well, that is all for tonight, folks,
thank you for listening to news in hip hop.

[Snow Crash]

I think presenting the News in Hip Hop would definately remove the stick from Bill O'Reilly's arse. Good job pony

[FancyFree]

Cool stuff, pony!

[Ponyboy]

I think presenting the News in Hip Hop would definately remove the stick from Bill O'Reilly's arse. Good job pony
i will release a report every coupla days:)
im just so fking bored with reading thru amkon, ats, etc and there's really nothing to talk about. its like everything is repitition of the same thing. so i wanted to spice it up a bit. make news more fun. :)

[Snow Crash]

i will release a report every coupla days:)
im just so fking bored with reading thru amkon, ats, etc and there's really nothing to talk about. its like everything is repitition of the same thing. so i wanted to spice it up a bit. make news more fun. :)

Can't hurt. BTW, I forgot to ask... what was your handle on ATS?

[WhispersInTheDark]

O'Reilly dipshit wanker
Old fart dead done
Ponyboy hiphop anchor
Make news more fun

[BE2]

Make-ing news more funfixt dropped iamb™

[Ponyboy]

Can't hurt. BTW, I forgot to ask... what was your handle on ATS?

handle? as in username?
it was PonyboyATS

[Ponyboy]

Update:
Barack Obama calls for clean energy push
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10313921.stm
Anyone miss Bush?
The bullshit they push for truth is obvious;
they created the spill to pass the co2 tax onto us
now they admitting it in the open press
there's a reason they still havent cleaned up the mess

another edition of news is coming to you... later dudes.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Fox be phony
News be pony