How Do You Know When...

[Ducky]

Someone is cheating on you?

The 'signs' should be there right?



What are the top 5 signs that someone is cheating on you?

[Snow Crash]

You ok Ducks? you seem very down tonight.

[KIWI]

good luck Duckis ... hope it all ok :)

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[mojo]

What are the top 5 signs that someone is cheating on you?

1. They stop sniffing your butt.

2. They no longer have wank socks.

3. Your bed seems to have lots of wet spots when you get home from work.

4. Random people look at you while your shopping and snigger.

5. Fruit keeps disappearing from the fridge.

[MissA]

Ducky,

its probably not that. You're super funny. I can't see someone stepping out if you keep em laughing.

[mojo]

5. Fruit keeps disappearing from the fridge.

check the fridge.

last time a girlfriend cheated on me all the strawberries kept disappearing.
not to mention the cucumbers.

[Ducky]

For example:

1. Wears different clothes that you haven't seen them wear in a long time, But never around you (finds out when laundry day rolls around).

2. Goes out all night (supposedly gathering refuse to turn into $$ later on, then blatently talks about younger women - met on the travels - what they do is soooooooo godamn important; as opposed to anything we say or do in our lives.

3. Never shaves - unless he has to go out at night.

4. Continually name-calling throughout the day. Jesus Christ, can one man be so negative and use that many words in one sitting?

5. Continually use the Toronto Sun's 'Sunshine Girl' to make bigger boobies. i.e. Cut out the Sunshine Girl's pic and 'black marker' the girls' tits to look bigger.

[MissA]

For example:

1. Wears different clothes that you haven't seen them wear in a long time, But never around you (finds out when laundry day rolls around).

2. Goes out all night (supposedly gathering refuse to turn into $$ later on, then blatently talks about younger women - met on the travels - what they do is soooooooo godamn important; as opposed to anything we say or do in our lives.

3. Never shaves - unless he has to go out at night.

4. Continually name-calling throughout the day. Jesus Christ, can one man be so negative and use that many words in one sitting?

5. Continually use the Toronto Sun's 'Sunshine Girl' to make bigger boobies. i.e. Cut out the Sunshine Girl's pic and 'black marker' the girls' tits to look bigger.

Sounds like a mid life crisis as opposed to cheating. When he mentions young girls it seems "safe" cuz unless he is fabulously wealthy or he looks like alan rickman i don't see it happening

I am drunk

[Ducky]

1. They stop sniffing your butt.

They just stop doing things. Period.


2. They no longer have wank socks.

He doesn't need to wank in socks.


3. Your bed seems to have lots of wet spots when you get home from work.

I've slept alone for the past few years. My own bed. He has his own bed. In fact, all four of us have our own beds. Such is the circumtances of living in a 2 bedroom apartment. 2 girls in one bedroom/2 boys in the other C'est la vie.

[mojo]

For example:

1. Wears different clothes that you haven't seen them wear in a long time, But never around you (finds out when laundry day rolls around).

2. Goes out all night (supposedly gathering refuse to turn into $$ later on, then blatently talks about younger women - met on the travels - what they do is soooooooo godamn important; as opposed to anything we say or do in our lives.

3. Never shaves - unless he has to go out at night.

4. Continually name-calling throughout the day. Jesus Christ, can one man be so negative and use that many words in one sitting?

5. Continually use the Toronto Sun's 'Sunshine Girl' to make bigger boobies. i.e. Cut out the Sunshine Girl's pic and 'black marker' the girls' tits to look bigger.

you seem to be expressing a personal situation, however women cheat as often as men i'd bet, or at lleast are just as involved in a cheating situation as men.

[mojo]

Infidelity Statistics



Below are compiled statistics on infidelity and marriage:

Percentage of marriages that end in divorce in America: 53%

Percentage of "arranged marriages" (where parents pick their sons or daughters spouses) that end in divorce: 3%

Medical field(s) with the highest divorce rate: psychiatrists and marriage counselors

Percentage of marriages where one or both spouses admit to infidelity, either physical or emotional: 41%

Percentage of men who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they've had: 57%

Percentage of women who admit to committing infidelity in any relationship they've had: 54%

Percentage of men and women who admit to having an affair with a co-worker: 36%

Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity on business trips: 36%

Percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity (emotional or physical) with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law: 17%

Average length of an affair: 2 years

Percentage of marriages that last after an affair has been admitted to or discovered: 31%

Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 74%

Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 68%



http://www.infidelityfacts.com/infidelity-statistics.html

[Hazelnut]

Medical field(s) with the highest divorce rate: psychiatrists and marriage counselors

:lol:

[Chorlton]

you seem to be expressing a personal situation, however women cheat as often as men i'd bet, or at lleast are just as involved in a cheating situation as men.

Amen to that. Women cheating are a lot more devious too.

[KIWI]

I've slept alone for the past few years. My own bed. He has his own bed.

and you are happy with that?