Need Help with My Tattoo

[GenniferJentle]

I've decided since I'm turning 30 this year, I want to get a tattoo. Eventually, I want to get the Dark Side of the Moon cover tattooed across my back. Due to my inexperience though, I wanted to get a smaller tattoo first to aclemate myself to the process.

I want to get one of Syd's flies, specifically, third column, third row, on my arm or something. Someone (not naming names, but you can guess) thinks that getting a fly tattooed on myself is a bad idea.

I want to know what other people think. Is it really a terrible idea?

http://www.sydbarrett.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/syd_barrett-barrett_album.jpg

[MissA]

i have ink. i made sure it was not a passing fancy before i got it. everything has meaning for me. '

have you always loved these flies? will you always?

I have latin and aramaic on me.

[lala]

I have a little tattoo, you find as they get older the lines widen and the colour fades . . . it seem to get fatter. So a fly might look like a blob in ten years time . . . but you can alway get them touched up. More of a personal journey :D

[Alessandra]

I have 15 tats, and I love them all.

Go with what you like.

Most of my ink is more or less metaphysical, and representative of my varied beliefs.. However you wont find a cross (unless you count crux ansata), a star of david, or a crescent moon. :)

Ok 7 of my tattoos are just my dork markings.

But get what you know you want. Something you won't regret down the line.

And thats it for me tonight, Im dead ><

[GenniferJentle]

Okay, all excellent points. I really appreciate it.

At this point, I can't see regretting having a piece of Syd with me all the time. It's completely ridiculous, but having him with me all the time makes me feel not so alone.

My main contention with Cog was he thought it was GROSS. Like I stink or something. But I think it's a cute fly and it doesn't make me think of that at all.

I was really looking for someone to say, if I saw you with a fly tattoo, I would assume you smell bad.

[Cogburn]

I didn't think it was "gross"... I thought that if you did it wrong it would look like you'd have a bug sitting on you all the time.

[anarch]

Maybe a nice bug splat tattoo would work?

[Chorlton]

Just have it somewhere only you can see it.
I personally dont like Tattoos on a female.

[torbjon]

I understand the fact that you are talking about getting a tatt on your body, but the Real question still remains:

who is the tatt Really For?

if it's for you and you alone, then fuck what the rest of the world thinks, (we are all a buncha freeks, anyway)

if it is a 'fashion statement', an 'accessory' like a hand bag or jewelry that is intended more for Others to enjoy, then I would recommend staying away from the smaller, "fine detailed" and "vibrant colored" artwork as (as has been mentioned already) they tend to stretch and fade over time.

For those occasions where you just want to 'look pretty' Tonight, play around with those washable kiddie tatts... there's some cool ones with good color and good details, and they let you experiment with designs and body placement Before doing the "the only way I'm getting this puppy offa me is with a branding iron" thing.

as far as placement goes, my experience has been that it's more painful to get one on bony places like shoulder blades, ankles, kneecaps etc. than it is on, say, flabby arms, sagging butts, and nice jiggly belly rolls... so, getting a nice small fly on the thigh that only takes an hour or two to apply is probably gonna feel a whole hell of a lot different than a nice, large PF design across your entire back that may take days, weeks, (maybe even months) to fully apply...

good luck.
twj

[Cogburn]

who is the tatt Really For?

Brilliant.

+1

[egg]

Get what you want. As for acclimating yourself to the process, your back is gonna hurt more than your arm. More nerves and probably gonna touch more bone (depending on where you get them on the back and arm).
My buddy has a fly on his inner wrist. It's cool.

[GenniferJentle]

Cool, I was considering inner wrist for the fly.

It will probably hurt, but I really feel like a need some tattoo experience before I go for the full back tattoo.

[egg]

Cool, I was considering inner wrist for the fly.

It will probably hurt, but I really feel like a need some tattoo experience before I go for the full back tattoo.

Well, they'll do it in bits. And, you can tell him/her (the artist) I can only deal with an hour (1/2 hour, hr and 1/2) at a time. He'll probably do the outline first for a big tattoo and then fill it in in bits and pieces.
I only have one and got it on a whim. I had broken up with a girl and was with two old friends who are covered with them. They both were getting one that night and I just said "fuck it". Got it on my outer calf. If it hits bone, YOU'LL FEEL IT. Otherwise, it's kinda like chinese water torture. It's really annoying and gets more so the more it goes on.
I almost never even think about mine. The colors have bled. A lot of the detail is gone.
Just remember, the next day when you go to shower, you'll see a ton of ink come out. Don't freak! It's normal. I called up my buddy saying, "Shit! I think I ruined it!" He just laughed and told me it's normal.
They'll tell you to use A&D lotion. Use vitamin E lotion, too. It works well.

[torbjon]

Cool, I was considering inner wrist for the fly.

It will probably hurt, but I really feel like a need some tattoo experience before I go for the full back tattoo.

No "probably" about it, it WILL hurt. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. Even if you get totally 'drunk' for the needle work and 'don't feel a thing' during the application process, they take some time to heal, there will be tenderness and soreness for some days afterwards...

kinda like road rash.

A tatt that cannot be covered by 'normal' clothing and that is visible 24/7 during 'normal' activities makes one hell of a social / political statement... it's the kind of thing that cost you employment opportunities and certain social contacts... that may not be important to you Now... but hey, who knows what tomorrow will bring?... just know that visible tatts ARE a bridge burner for certain people / situations regardless of how much we believe that "it shouldn't matter".

Before branding yourself permanently in a nice peripheral vision location, you may wish to consider slapping one of those washable kiddie tatts (or draw something with a marker) on said spot and then see how much it annoys/pleases you and your current environment....

or not *shrugs*

[anarch]

YOu have tried henna right? If you can wear it in henna for six months then you could probably wear it for a life time... but if your opinion changes in that six months... the henna will come off eventually.

[torbjon]

YOu have tried henna right? If you can wear it in henna for six months then you could probably wear it for a life time... but if your opinion changes in that six months... the henna will come off eventually.

actually, I'd never even heard of that until now... this is fascinating....

[egg]

actually, I'd never even heard of that until now... this is fascinating....

Hindu women use it as part of the wedding ceremony. I wouldn't be surprised if you've seen it and just didn't know that it was, in fact, henna.

[anarch]

My Sister in houston grooves on it. Everytime she comes for a visit she brings her henna kit and everyone gets all done up. It helps to leave a lasting impression of her visits.

[Royal]

New Royal Flavor with Lime.

Your body is a canvas. If you get a tattoo, please have it mean something of the most importance. Since I skimmed the OP, I really don't know what your getting it for. So, please make it mean something close to your spirit.

I love art, and I like to see it. But I don't want to look at it everyday, because it may start to lose it's meaning, it's value. So like whatever is being tattooed, I hope you can stand seeing it everyday, and cherish is, for all it's worth. EVERYDAY.

If my body is a temple, then I shall keep it that way. So tattoos are not for me. I have nothing against people with tattoos, it's just something I couldn't do. The way I see it, a tattoo would keep me from progressing the frame of mind when I first get the tattoo. It would be a constant reminder. Much as how certain objects (movie ticket stub) takes your memory back to a certain place. So I fear a tattoo would do the same thing. I don't hear people regretting tattoos so maybe there is less to fear than I think.

[BE2]

tattoos suck. don't do it.

[MissA]

Cool, I was considering inner wrist for the fly.

It will probably hurt, but I really feel like a need some tattoo experience before I go for the full back tattoo.

I have ink on my back. I have it in various spots. I could PM you about where is the best place for it.

IF you love that artist then go for it, BUT read INK magazine find an artist that you think does solid work and gets a lot of praise and then pay the money. Even if you have to travel. This is art for a lifetime. I traveled for all of my ink and I don't regret it.

Treat the project like buying real art. Would you buy it from WalMart or go to a gallery.

Best of luck.

[Chorlton]

A womans body is beautifull enough without sticking Tatts on it.
Well......some womens bodies

[Alessandra]

Get what you want. As for acclimating yourself to the process, your back is gonna hurt more than your arm. More nerves and probably gonna touch more bone (depending on where you get them on the back and arm).
My buddy has a fly on his inner wrist. It's cool.

pfff

All bodies are different, as is the way one handles pain.

my legs hurt. Much more so than my arms, and my arms hurt worse than my back.

Actually, I fell asleep while getting my chinese zodiac tattooed on my back. Ended up droolin on the pillow *sigh*

[Chorlton]

I handled the pain of my daughter being born quite well, despite what my wife said :)

[BE2]

A womans body is beautifull enough without sticking Tatts on it.
Well......some womens bodies
no argument there. why turn your body into a billboard? I never understood that.

[Chorlton]

Same as the craze for women shaving their fannies. I think it looks sick.
Fanny hair is natural and nice, gets in your teeth but I just take them out and clean them :)

[Foxtrot Oscar]

In Japan they tat flies on to the urinals and toilet bowls: it improves the aim.

Fox

[Cogburn]

In Japan they tat flies on to the urinals and toilet bowls: it improves the aim.

Fox

I now vote that it goes on the forehead.

[Alessandra]

no argument there. why turn your body into a billboard? I never understood that.

Only if you're dumb enough to tattoo adverts on your body.

[BE2]

Same as the craze for women shaving their fannies. I think it looks sick.
Fanny hair is natural and nice, gets in your teeth but I just take them out and clean them :)chalk it up to angst and ennui.

[Alessandra]

I handled the pain of my daughter being born quite well, despite what my wife said :)

still got the claw marks from your wife to prove it?

[Chorlton]

chalk it up to angst and ennui.
I put it down to secret paedophilia in men
A shaved fanny looks like a 10 year olds, bloody horrible

[Chorlton]

still got the claw marks from your wife to prove it?
No she was laying down. I was sat up breathing Entonox

[Cogburn]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/388254880_67b847d65d.jpg

I bet that looked hot.

[Alessandra]

No she was laying down. I was sat up breathing Entonox

lol

[BE2]

Maybe she should tattoo this on her ass-

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/The_Scream.jpg/220px-The_Scream.jpg

[Chorlton]

Entonox is great stuff

[Chorlton]

Maybe she should tattoo this on her ass-



Why would a donkey want a tattoo?

[BE2]

take that to the 'gender roles' thread.

[egg]

Maybe she should tattoo this on her ass-

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/The_Scream.jpg/220px-The_Scream.jpg

That would actually be GENIUS. Not for JEnifer but for someone. The mouth where the, well, the a-hole is. The body going down the legs. That would disgustingly hilarious and hilariously disgusting. IF no one else will do this, I might just have to because it should be done....

[Cogburn]

The mouth where the, well, the a-hole is.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BE2]

when did it become a good thing that women should look like truck drivers?

[Cogburn]

MissA started it.

http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption0528_1.jpg

[Alessandra]

when tastefully done, we don't.

[Chorlton]

Very few Tattoos are tastefull

[BE2]

'tasteful' and 'tattoo' don't belong in the same sentence.

[Alessandra]

geez consortium of the grumpy old farts, in tandem!

[Chorlton]

Then again you do have more skin to cover than most

[MrPenny]

In Japan they tat flies on to the urinals and toilet bowls: it improves the aim.

Fox

They do that in Amsterdam as well. At least in the airport.

[MissA]

To each their own, I say.

[Chorlton]

They do that in Amsterdam as well. At least in the airport.
Have you seen those weird toilets at Schipol? its because of all the pork the cloggies eat.

[Chorlton]

To each their own, I say.
Only untill others are asked to comment.

[Alessandra]

Then again you do have more skin to cover than most

Gee thanks. Makin the fat jokes, like Royal.

[Chorlton]

Gee thanks. Makin the fat jokes, like Royal.
Darling, YOU started it with the old fart stuff
I give as good as I get.

[Alessandra]

Darling, YOU started it with the old fart stuff
I give as good as I get.

That wasn't serious! Do I need to add joke tags now?

Christ lol

[MrPenny]

Have you seen those weird toilets at Schipol? its because of all the pork the cloggies eat.

It's been a few years....and I hadn't scheduled a tour of the loos. Had to transfer very quickly for the leg to Frankfurt.

I only had time for the quick tinkle and noticed the fly image on the urinal. Thought it was a real one at first.....quite confused when I couldn't knock it down.

[Chorlton]

That wasn't serious! Do I need to add joke tags now?

Christ lol
Neither did I, so do *I* need them too ??

[MissA]

Only untill others are asked to comment.

Yes, but if the opinions of others mattered or were allowed to matter in your life then you live it half-lived.

[Chorlton]

It's been a few years....and I hadn't scheduled a tour of the loos. Had to transfer very quickly for the leg to Frankfurt.

I only had time for the quick tinkle and noticed the fly image on the urinal. Thought it was a real one at first.....quite confused when I couldn't knock it down.

The toliets have a big Step at the bottom so when you crap you get a huge pile of it sitting on the step thing. That allows them to look for worms. They eat so much pork that they have a big worm problem.

[Cogburn]

Only untill others are asked to comment.

I'm with you there.

The lady knew where she was posting.

[Chorlton]

Yes, but if the opinions of others mattered or were allowed to matter in your life then you live it half-lived.
You are obviously not a musician or an artist

[MissA]

You are obviously not a musician or an artist

Nope. I'm a dowdy academic.

But I do play guitar. :D

[Chorlton]

Nope. I'm a dowdy academic.

But I do play guitar. :D
Oh NO
Not

KARAOKE ??

[Alessandra]

Neither did I, so do *I* need them too ??
Apparently so! Since we can't seem to understand each other :lol:

[MissA]

Some men don't like short hair on women. Some men don't like women above a certain age. Some people won't date a smoker. Other people don't care. There will always be someone who doesn't like something or everything about you.

If you allow yourself to be ruled by the opinions of others then you will end up at the end of your days with a whole bunch of "I wish...." (es).

[Cogburn]

Maybe I should talk her into having a novel tattoo'd on her back so I have something to read.

Given it's a lifetime commitment for both of us, it should at least be something that would last through the years.

http://kellylowenstein.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/war-peace.jpg

[Chorlton]

Some men don't like short hair on women. Some men don't like women above a certain age. Some people won't date a smoker. Other people don't care. There will always be someone who doesn't like something or everything about you.

If you allow yourself to be ruled by the opinions of others then you will end up at the end of your days with a whole bunch of "I wish...." (es).

Thats fine and dandy if you want to only associate yourself with one type of person.
But Tattoos say a lot of things about a person, especially if its a woman.
A womans body is a wonderfull thing. To deface it with Ink or piercings is to me, sacrilege.

[egg]

Maybe I should talk her into having a novel tattoo'd on her back so I have something to read.

Given it's a lifetime commitment for both of us, it should at least be something that would last through the years.

http://kellylowenstein.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/war-peace.jpg

She should get the whole book page for page on her back. You can then read it with a magnifying glass. Get this man to do it:

Anil Gupta:
http://www.anilgupta.com/ind-pages/about-anil.htm

He's a really smart interesting dude. He's also world famous for doing miniature tattoos.

Miniature tattoos:
http://www.anilgupta.com/portfolio/portfolio.htm

[MissA]

Thats fine and dandy if you want to only associate yourself with one type of person.
But Tattoos say a lot of things about a person, especially if its a woman.
A womans body is a wonderfull thing. To deface it with Ink or piercings is to me, sacrilege.


I have ink and the last few men I've dated have had these professions:

musician
college professor
FSB analyst
computer programmer
small business owner

I do not mean this disrespectfully but it is a different generation. The percentages of people with ink is very high.

[Chorlton]

Or How about this Cog
Lydia The tattooed lady
Grouch Marx

-WB-T0Ill08

[Chorlton]

I have ink and the last few men I've dated have had these professions:

musician
college professor
FSB analyst
computer programmer
small business owner

I do not mean this disrespectfully but it is a different generation. The percentages of people with ink is very high.

In proportion to say all musicians? NO
In proportion to all professors? No
etc etc etc

[Alessandra]

Thats fine and dandy if you want to only associate yourself with one type of person.
But Tattoos say a lot of things about a person, especially if its a woman.
A womans body is a wonderfull thing. To deface it with Ink or piercings is to me, sacrilege.

I'm going to Hell!

:lol:

[MissA]

In proportion to say all musicians? NO
In proportion to all professors? No
etc etc etc

True, but I could easily say the same about people who are overweight or women with super short hair or people that smoke, etc.

Again, you take your chances. If you like it...do it. With everything you should understand the consequences. In this case her husband loves her regardless.

My ex didn't like tattoos on women but he liked me so he dealt with it. I don't like men that smoke but he did and we worked out an arrangement.

[Chorlton]

I'm going to Hell!

:lol:
'SOME' womens bodies.

[Alessandra]

As (my) generation gets closer and closer to inheriting the world, (thanks for leaving it a mess, guys) the taboo of tattoos and piercings has been negated for the most part. I see a lot of business type people here who have a lot of ink, and wear their jewelry on days off.
The line of "piercings & tats is bad" is slowly fading, that's all. And if and when they do come back, you guys will most likely be in nursing homes and just not giving a fuck anymore :)

[Alessandra]

'SOME' womens bodies.

Tbh, I may have 15 tattoos, but you can't see them when I wear clothes!

[BE2]

I have ink and the last few men I've dated have had these professions:

musician
college professor
FSB analyst
computer programmer
small business ownerYou need to slow down and get yourself checked for STDs.

[Chorlton]

As (my) generation gets closer and closer to inheriting the world, (thanks for leaving it a mess, guys) the taboo of tattoos and piercings has been negated for the most part. I see a lot of business type people here who have a lot of ink, and wear their jewelry on days off.
The line of "piercings & tats is bad" is slowly fading, that's all. And if and when they do come back, you guys will most likely be in nursing homes and just not giving a fuck anymore :)

People have always had tattoos, like piercings. Its just now that people attempt to be an Individual so they show them more.
Jesus, even Prince Alfred had his dick pierced and King Edward V11 had tattoos and piercings

[Chorlton]

Tbh, I may have 15 tattoos, but you can't see them when I wear clothes!

God bless clothes makers !

[MissA]

You need to slow down and get yourself checked for STDs.

And you need to pump the brakes on that misogyny and double standard, BE.

[BE2]

monogamy isn't misogyny, don't ya know...

[Chorlton]

And you need to pump the brakes on that misogyny and double standard, BE.
My daughter wanted the top of her ears pierced untill some stupid girl at her school had it done, got an infection and they cut half her ear off.
That soon changed her mind.

[MissA]

monogamy isn't misogyny, don't ya know...

When you say something along those lines to any of the male posters that you just said to me...then we can talk about misogyny. Until then all I see is someone who imposes double standards.

BTW, didn't say I slept with them all, did I?

[MissA]

My daughter wanted the top of her ears pierced untill some stupid girl at her school had it done, got an infection and they cut half her ear off.
That soon changed her mind.

And I wouldn't get piercings. Again, it is a personal choice and like most of those we have to accept the consequences that come with them.

[Alessandra]

You need to slow down and get yourself checked for STDs.

Dated does not necessarily mean slept with.

Bit rude of a comment, I think.

[egg]

When you say something along those lines to any of the male posters that you just said to me...then we can talk about misogyny. Until then all I see is someone who imposes double standards.

BTW, didn't say I slept with them all, did I?

Life is full of double standards. Women tell men what's right and wrong all the time, and they're not always right.

[MissA]

Life is full of double standards. Women tell men what's right and wrong all the time, and they're not always right.


Egg if you don't see that it was rude and out of line for him to assume who I am sleeping with and tell me to get checked for STDs then you and I have nothing to say.

It was offensive to me as both a person and a female.

And, btw, even if I did sleep with everyone I've dated...I don't see the men on here getting those same barbs when talking of their conquests.

[Chorlton]

Dated does not necessarily mean slept with.

Bit rude of a comment, I think.
Read the context
Its was a joke
Quite funny too

[egg]

I can see where the man made the logically leap. We all do it. Just tell him he was wrong and move on, ffs.

[Chorlton]

Life is full of double standards. Women tell men what's right and wrong all the time, and they're not always right.
Nahh theyre NEVER right hahahahahaha

[Alessandra]

Read the context
Its was a joke
Quite funny too

I don't think she found it that funny.

[Alessandra]

anyway

[Chorlton]

Egg if you don't see that it was rude and out of line for him to assume who I am sleeping with and tell me to get checked for STDs then you and I have nothing to say.

It was offensive to me as both a person and a female.
.

Thats total bollocks. The context it was in was totally relative and very funny.
You just want to change things round and play the hurt lady
It failed.
In any other context it would have been rude but in that context it was damned funny
Jeesus some people need a reality and humour transplant

[MissA]

I can see where the man made the logically leap. We all do it. Just tell him he was wrong and move on, ffs.

He made the "logical leap"? A nd told me to get checked for STDs, egg?

How about the next logical leap is that I don't practice safe sex?

It wasn't funny. I'm sorry that some people think so.

[egg]

By the way, it's not misogyny when you go to any of IEF's threads and see people tell him to watch out for STDs. It's actually being treated exactly the same as a man. This is how men joke around.

[Chorlton]

I don't think she found it that funny.
No because she either didnt get the joke or is playing the martyr
it WAS funny in the context he used it, and as stated in another context it would have been rude.

[MissA]

Thats total bollocks. The context it was in was totally relative and very funny.
You just want to change things round and play the hurt lady
It failed.
In any other context it would have been rude but in that context it was damned funny
Jeesus some people need a reality and humour transplant


No, it wasn't funny to me. It was to you obviously. I say the same to others that have joked with me in such a manner. I don't like it.

I said something.

[Chorlton]

No, it wasn't funny to me. It was to you obviously. I say the same to others that have joked with me in such a manner. I don't like it.

I said something.

YOU said something. He responded with a joke. You didnt get it, others did.
THATS AMKON

[MissA]

By the way, it's not misogyny when you go to any of IEF's threads and see people tell him to watch out for STDs. It's actually being treated exactly the same as a man. This is how men joke around.


Was I making that sort of thread or post? This is apples and oranges. This was about ink. I didn't talk about my sex life on this thread. I was making a different statement.

On IEFs threads he is talking about sex and porn.

Was I?

[MissA]

YOU said something. He responded with a joke. You didnt get it, others did.
THATS AMKON

Yes, others who were not the butt of the joke had a laugh. Good for all of you.

That's Amkon.

[BE2]

Oh for christ fucking sake. Sorry, MissA. But you're wrong. I'm an equal opportunity nose tweaker.

[egg]

Honestly, you were offended, fair enough. I don't think this needs to become some misogynistic thread. That word's been thrown around a lot lately. This is exactly how men mess around. It's how we have fun. No one here looks at you like a loose or easy woman. You're with friends, don't get so offended.

[Ima Nasshole]

If you want complete strangers smacking you with a flyswatter it's a pretty good idea!

[Chorlton]

Madame La Marytyr strikes again.
Or is it the Jeanne d'arc syndrome?

[MissA]

Madame La Marytyr strikes again.
Or is it the Jeanne d'arc syndrome?

No, I am just not a humorous person as are you. I mean that not offensively. I am just not. My people are very stoic, is all.

[BE2]

Madame La Marytyr strikes again.
Or is it the Jeanne d'arc syndrome? Well that last time I said anything about your smoked sausage I didn't notice you retreating to the fainting couch. But I coulda missed it.

[egg]

No, I am just not a humorous person as are you. I mean that not offensively. I am just not. My people are very stoic, is all.

Not all Russians are stoic. A lot of them have a great sense of humor..... like....
There's.... that one guy. :D

[Chorlton]

Well that last time I said anything about your smoked sausage I didn't notice you retreating to the fainting couch. But I coulda missed it.

I 'swoon' I dont faint.......peasant



(due to certain peoples lack of humour I wish to state this comment was made in humour and bears no malice aforethough no matter whomsoever views it, any relation to anyone living or dead is purely conincidental and again no pre emptive decisions on whether this humour was indeed suitable or not should be made untill sufficient consultations are made with the poster. Thank you.)

[Chorlton]

No, I am just not a humorous person as are you. I mean that not offensively. I am just not. My people are very stoic, is all.
No they arent, most Russians have a sense of humour, smelling like they do they have to.
Youre a drama queen

[egg]

Not all Russians are stoic. A lot of them have a great sense of humor..... like....
There's.... that one guy. :D

5GK8ewRec7c

[BE2]

I 'swoon' I dont faint.......peasant



(due to certain peoples lack of humour I wish to state this comment was made in humour and bears no malice aforethough no matter whomsoever views it, any relation to anyone living or dead is purely conincidental and again no pre emptive decisions on whether this humour was indeed suitable or not should be made untill sufficient consultations are made with the poster. Thank you.)Who you calling a peasant? Why don'tcha just go watch the Norway Spiral vid again and shut the fuck up for a while?

[Chorlton]

Who you calling a peasant? Why don'tcha just go watch the Norway Spiral vid again and shut the fuck up for a while?

No Im just gonna sit down soon and Watch the Eurovision song contest and see Norway get 'Null Pointe'
Eat Fiske !!

[BE2]

man. what an åșşshøle.

[MissA]

No they arent, most Russians have a sense of humour, smelling like they do they have to.
Youre a drama queen

First of all, I didn't say that Russians didn't have a sense of humor. We do. We whip out the vodka and have a lot of good times.

I said MY people. My family is very old school. Very stoic.

Yes, I am a drama queen. I'm the one going into hysteria and creating threads about drama. I am out there starting flame wars or accusing people of stuff. I am iQuitting and coming back.

To each their own drama.

[Trauma Teased]

No Im just gonna sit down soon and Watch the Eurovision song contest and see Norway get 'Null Pointe'
Eat Fiske !!

What, you think Sex Pistols were terrible, yet you listen to the Eurovision Song Contest? I would rather have needles pierced through my ears.

Spis baconfett, ditt kjøtthue.
:p

[BE2]

the old pirate has become a masochist. so what else is new?

[Chorlton]

What, you think Sex Pistols were terrible, yet you listen to the Eurovision Song Contest? I would rather have needles pierced through my ears.

Spis baconfett, ditt kjøtthue.
:p

Listen Fiske Føød
The Eurøvisiøn søng cøntest is the best cømedy prøgramme øn TV

[Trauma Teased]

Listen Fiske Føød
The Eurøvisiøn søng cøntest is the best cømedy prøgramme øn TV

At least it was in 2008 when England came in last. Oh, and in 2003.
:p

[BE2]

Åt leåst it was in 2ØØ8 when Englånd cåme in last. Øh, and in 2ØØ3.
:pfixt™

[Chorlton]

At least it was in 2008 when England came in last. Oh, and in 2003.
:p
Look we cant win all the time. Its the only way some countries can do travelogues is when they get on Eurovision.
Those wonderfull sights of the fish docks so reminiscent of Hull, Those wonderfull empty pubs, empty cos you need a mortgage to pay for a beer and the clothes? Oh those puffer jackets
yep we like to lose !!

[Trauma Teased]

Oh those puffer jackets
yep we like to lose !!

So you can come look at the Norwegian girls. In their puffer jackets.
:p

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=34&pictureid=398

[egg]

So you can come look at the Norwegian girls. In their puffer jackets.
:p

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=34&pictureid=398

I'll be right there. You say they enjoy some sort of disgusting fish? Do me a favor and order me a few pounds, I'll pay you back.

[Chorlton]

So you can come look at the Norwegian girls. In their puffer jackets.
:p


Sorry TT I prefer to look at Norwegian girls without their clothes puffer jackets on

[FancyFree]

I say to each their own. Really who cares. I don't mind piercings or tattoos BUT, for me personally, too much of anything wrecks it. One small tattoo is enough for me, and a pierced belly button or a very small nasal piercing (a tiny tiny stud) is enough. But if people want to pierce or tattoo their entire bodies.....who cares. I might not like it, but I wouldn't not care for someone who has it.

[egg]

Sorry TT I prefer to look at Norwegian girls without their clothes puffer jackets on

Excellent, excellent, excellent point!

[Chorlton]

I say to each their own. Really who cares. I don't mind piercings or tattoos BUT, for me personally, too much of anything wrecks it. One small tattoo is enough for me, and a pierced belly button or a very small nasal piercing (a tiny tiny stud) is enough. But if people want to pierce or tattoo their entire bodies.....who cares. I might not like it, but I wouldn't not care for someone who has it.
Best Tattoo I ever saw was on a girl in South Africa.
She had a little ladder tattood on her upper inner thigh with the top going into her........errrrrmmmmmm You know, and there was a little man climbing the ladder
It was really neat.

[FancyFree]

lol chor.

[Chorlton]

I should have taken a photo of it.

[BE2]

Isn't this the 'Need Help With My Taco' thread? Or did I take a wrong turn in the produce department?

[Chorlton]

No this is the 'Need help with my potato' thread
Tacos are >>>>>>>>>>that way

[BE2]

Thank ya, thank ya vurrah much.

[BE2]

Åmigo...

[Chorlton]

Did you miss my Posting of Groucho's 'Lydia the Tatooed lady' in this thread earlier?
I know the dirty words to that, too !

[BE2]

Yeah. That was in the silly song department. but i'm heading over to puffy jackets.

[Chorlton]

Poofy Jackets ?

[BE2]

poofies and puffies are in the same department, silly.

[BE2]

just north of tacos.

[Chorlton]

OK Pøøfy jackets here I cøme

[BE2]

thank jesus for committed Ünithreadians.

[Chorlton]

No Ive still got all the skin on my dick

[BE2]

PØØfies first right after small appliances. Welcome lost shopper.

http://blog.stylehive.com/images/uploads/113009-puffer_BIG.jpg

[Chorlton]

I like her little balls
møøses balls

[BE2]

she likes you too. but she's off to the taco department.

[Chorlton]

Nø taste, these Nørvegians

[KIWI]

I want to get a tattoo.

why?

[GenniferJentle]

why?

Okay, that takes it. The elders of Amkon spoke wisdom and I heard it.

I'm not getting any tattoos.

I talked it over with the kidling, and she wants to learn henna. She's already a talented artist, so I am going to be her canvas.

That way I can have a fly wherever I want for as long as I want until I don't want it.

Thanks to everyone who took time out of their own lives to give me some advice!

[BE2]

hahahah so you found us helpful?

[GenniferJentle]

Absolutely. And I appreciate it.

I suspect that you, Chorlton and Kiwi are excellent fathers.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

FOREHEAD FTW...

Fox

[MrPenny]

I suspect that you, Chorlton and Kiwi are excellent fathers.

I suspect you're nuts.

[FancyFree]

FOREHEAD FTW...

Fox

lol

[GenniferJentle]

Yeah I'm nuts.

I hitched my wagon to Cogburn. For life.

I didn't think that was even up for discussion.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Men don't make eyes
At chicks with ink flies.

I just made that up.

Tattoos are just a conformist motif for people who want to belong to a fringe. There are too many tattoo wearers these days to appreciate the inherent art in the best of them.

:(

[WhispersInTheDark]

I'm not getting any tattoos.




And good for you, a very wise choice!

[MissA]

Men don't make eyes
At chicks with ink flies.

I just made that up.

Tattoos are just a conformist motif for people who want to belong to a fringe. There are too many tattoo wearers these days to appreciate the inherent art in the best of them.

:(

I think if you are referring to tramp stamps that is probably true, but most people who get tattooed actually put a lot of thought into the subject as to what they are getting and who is the artist doing it.

When dumbass Britney got hers...that period I think there were a lot of tramp stamps given out and I could concur. Now it is back to real ink lovers...I think.

[WhispersInTheDark]

"real ink lovers" = subset of "too many tattoo wearers".

I like pure, pristine, unadulterated natural colored flesh, unpierced and untroubled by thoughts of artistic self harm.

[KIWI]

I'm not getting any tattoos.


why not?

[GenniferJentle]

Kiwi's got it right...it's not me.

It might be a perfect way for others, but it's not me.

I need spaces...I can't be stuck with one thing or another. Gots to keep moving.

[KIWI]

Kiwi's got it right...it's not me.

It might be a perfect way for others, but it's not me.

I need spaces...I can't be stuck with one thing or another. Gots to keep moving.

I knew it :)!

[BE2]

i need help with my tattoo.

[Cogburn]

i need help with my tattoo.
I vote a Spotted Dick label as a trampstamp.

Maybe add some tribal designs on the sides so it still gets that reach.

[KIWI]

i need help with my tattoo.

is it threatening to leave?

[BE2]

well i got my tramper after a drunken debauch in Taos 45 years ago. it a black banner with a red star on my forearm. but now it looks more like a faded expired-flag on an old parking meter.

[KIWI]

it a black banner with a red star on my forearm.

youll be kicking yourself now huh? .... ya get em free with your pool-pass at the local FEMA camp ... so Im told

[BE2]

yeah- well i guess i lucked out because now all it gets me is a weeks tuition at the meter maid academy.

[KIWI]

dust off the old skirt ... ahh the memories you must have :)