View Full Version : Fuck me, I forgot April was National Poetry Month
So without further blah blah blah:
http://themisanthropicoptimist.com/?p=909 (http://themisanthropicoptimist.com/?p=909)
:bong:
Lexion
05-01-2010, 10:57 AM
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
I love you too Lex.
;)
skunk
05-01-2010, 11:47 AM
Shouldn't this be moved to spam and member advertisements :D. Just kidding...
Can you post the poem next time though? Maybe some of us don't want to click on your gay porn-ridden spam site.
Shouldn't this be moved to spam and member advertisements :D. Just kidding...
Can you post the poem next time though? Maybe some of us don't want to click on your gay porn-ridden spam site.
ASS! There is not one pop-up on my website. I don't, unlike some bigger places, do it to make money.
:beatdown:
skunk
05-01-2010, 11:50 AM
:lol: Too easy man.
I hereby apologize to skunk for . . .
Oh wait FUCK OFF WANKER!!!
:P
skunk
05-01-2010, 11:51 AM
You're not gonna go iQuit on us after that apology are you?
Yeah because I am after all a poser; a huckster and a fraud.
Oh wait, I'm not.
Damn.
skunk
05-01-2010, 11:56 AM
I'm so gonna call the cops on you.
I'm so gonna call the cops on you.
Ok cool. I wonder how many Smith's there are . . .
skunk
05-01-2010, 12:02 PM
Too late, I've already contacted the PA attorney general. I'll see you in court.
Too late, I've already contacted the PA attorney general. I'll see you in court.
Tell Tom I said "Hi!"
WhispersInTheDark
05-01-2010, 03:41 PM
Well its 1972 OK
All across the USA
wah wah pedal to the metal
Where the fuck did you, your optimism hide, in amongst the misanthropy side?
Internal rhymes, [technically unobjectionable incorrect rhymes], and ass-onance
All the more wheels for wordplay and homeless trundler/trolley resonance.
[tongue twister for Hazel, whose thing I never did see
at some Hoaxmasters thread she talked about with glee]
So, are we all supposed to write a poem?
WhispersInTheDark
05-01-2010, 03:47 PM
That was inspiring.
Hazelnut
05-01-2010, 10:36 PM
So, are we all supposed to write a poem?
It's May now. We're off the hook.
skunk
05-01-2010, 10:37 PM
May flowers, plant one.
Hazelnut
05-01-2010, 10:39 PM
I made this one up in the fourth grade. It still needs help.
April flowers
and May showers
Bring July forth.
Somehow I could never fit June in the thing.
skunk
05-01-2010, 10:40 PM
June prune.
WhispersInTheDark
05-01-2010, 10:42 PM
April flowers
and May showers
Bring June worth
and July fourth.
Don't let any prune tell you they have to sound exactly the same to rhyme.
There is nothing else that rhymes with forth/fourth.
Hazelnut
05-01-2010, 10:43 PM
June prune.
April flowers and
May showers.
Prune in June to
Bring July forth.
Hazelnut
05-01-2010, 10:44 PM
April flowers
and May showers
Bring June worth
and July fourth.
Don't let any prune tell you they have to sound exactly the same to rhyme.
There is nothing else that rhymes with forth/fourth.
Its a tough poem. I've been working on it for over 30 years now. :D
Fuck the lot of ya! iRock.
Oh and I am not going anywhere. Because I would miss skunk too much.
(But not in a gay way like mojo would)
Foxtrot Oscar
05-02-2010, 10:48 AM
April flowers and
May showers.
June's a dirty slut, stuff it in her chuff box.
Bring July forth.
August, Seize her and stuff it in her chuff box.
Again.
Fox
Hazelnut
05-02-2010, 10:50 AM
April flowers and
May showers.
June's a dirty slut, stuff it in her chuff box.
Bring July forth.
August, Seize her and stuff it in her chuff box.
Again.
Fox
I admit this version has that special something! :D
April flowers and
May showers.
June's a dirty slut, stuff it in her chuff box.
Bring July forth.
August, Seize her and stuff it in her chuff box.
Again.
Fox
Too repeatative.
skunk
05-02-2010, 11:19 AM
Yeah edit out the second chuff box and we have a real winner on our hands.