What the fuck is this creature? Real or hoax?

[skunk]

Strangest creature found on Earth (http://www.chilloutpoint.com/odd_world/strangest-creature-found-on-earth.html)

It resembles a highly deformed pig (hooves), but I have no idea what the fuck it is.

I guess it could also be a deformed human, or its a hoax.

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/06/strangest-find-on-earth/strange-creature-found-01.jpg

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/06/strangest-find-on-earth/strange-creature-found-04.jpg

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/06/strangest-find-on-earth/strange-creature-found-03.jpg

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/06/strangest-find-on-earth/strange-creature-found-02.jpg

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/06/strangest-find-on-earth/strange-creature-found-05.jpg

[Alessandra]

In b4 lex...

HAARP

[Alessandra]

In b4 lex...

HAARP

[Royal]

Whoa!

Probably just an aborted mutant cow.

[MrPenny]

I dunno', but we better take a clue from the bystanders and start praying to it.....

[Jackinthebox]

I've seen this before. Pretty freaky. I don't think it's a hoax, but there is probably a "non-alien" epxlpanation for it.

Like that creepy fuckin thing that washed up on the beach on Long Island. Turned out to be a rare ground sloth.

[egg]

I don't know, but from the look of the people gathered around it, I'd call it dinner. Are those herbs on the table?

[Jackinthebox]

Seems to me it was exaplined somewhere. That it was in fact a deformed baby cow or some shit like that.

[Royal]

On second thought,

It's a festering lombozo. Quite uncommon in that area.

[MissA]

It looks like someone took Porky Pig and rolled him in flour.

[FancyFree]

Looks like a deformed baby cow or pig.

We had a baby horse born last year (stillborn) that was deformed and looked quite similair to that.

[Prometheus]

It's probably an alien.

[Cogburn]

Looks like a deformed baby cow or pig.

We had a baby horse born last year (stillborn) that was deformed and looked quite similair to that.

Cows don't have cloven feet.

I'm leaning towards pig or boar.

[Prometheus]

Aliens have cloven feet and they like to powder themselves in lime when sleeping.

[theeindiee]

Looks like that character from final fantasy 3.

[MrPenny]

Cows don't have cloven feet.

Uh, yeah they do. Bovines are cloven hoofed animals.

[Prometheus]

Cows don't have feet. They have hooves. Cloven hooves, unlike aliens who have cloven feet.

[MrPenny]

Cows don't have feet.

"feet"....damn, I missed the hilarity of referring to cow's hooves as "feet."

[FancyFree]

lmaoooooooo

[egg]

Uh, yeah they do. Bovines are cloven hoofed animals.

That's true.

[Prometheus]

It is clear that we are not dealing with cloven hooves. That cat has cloven FEET. Do I really need to tell anyone what that means?

[egg]

"feet"....damn, I missed the hilarity of referring to cow's hooves as "feet."

HA! Cloven feet..... it's a painful experience.

[FancyFree]

God socks are annoying.

[MrPenny]

I saw a cloven foot in Quantum of Solace....

[egg]

I saw a cloven foot in Quantum of Solace....

What did it have to say?

[MrPenny]

God socks are annoying.

Prometheus is an especially annoying one....isn't he?

[MrPenny]

What did it have to say?


There's a scene where the protagonist swings a fire axe, misses, and splits the end of his foot........

Ow......

[Prometheus]

Thats right pick on the socks. Keep on discriminating and see where it gets you.

[MrPenny]

Thats right pick on the socks. Keep on discriminating and see where it gets you.

Your grammar is all fucked up.

[Prometheus]

Sos my brain but it hasn't stopped me from posting.

[FancyFree]

Prometheus is an especially annoying one....isn't he?

Sure is.

[Prometheus]

OUGH I mean OUCH.

[MissA]

Aliens have cloven feet and they like to powder themselves in lime when sleeping.

:eek:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

IMO it's fake. Looks like starophome or however you spell the shit.

[Royal]

It looks like someone took Porky Pig and rolled him in flour.

- That was pretty damn funny!

[guinnessford]

looks like a powdered donut.

[Oblivion]

its man-bear-pig !!

and heres ya bloody sketch, so dont say it didnt happen or he isnt real !

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xHQgaqFbFvE/Se8hSaOTCzI/AAAAAAAAC4Q/QHapBnnvA4A/s400/manbearpig.bmp

[MissA]

its man-bear-pig !!

and heres ya bloody sketch, so dont say it didnt happen or he isnt real !

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xHQgaqFbFvE/Se8hSaOTCzI/AAAAAAAAC4Q/QHapBnnvA4A/s400/manbearpig.bmp

:D

I like-y man bear pig.

[Lexion]

It's a sketch.

Man-Bear-Pig is real.

"boinka-boinka"

[skunk]

Has anyone posted this at glp, ats, or elsewhere yet? I'd be interested to see their responses :lol:

[the titan]

It looks like someone took Porky Pig and rolled him in flour.


I wonder how it tastes. The thing in the picture, that is.

[egg]

I wonder how it tastes. The thing in the picture, that is.

Ask the people gathered around it. They didn't roll it in flour for nothing.

[MissA]

Ask the people gathered around it. They didn't roll it in flour for nothing.

I believe its called: carne asada

[egg]

I believe its called: carne asada

Mmmmmmmmm..... carne asada.... delicious. I'd probably try a piece of the... whatever it is. You can cook anything on an open flame and it'll taste delicious.

[MissA]

exactly correct.

[Jackinthebox]

I once captured a Reptilian from Kulakku, roasted it, ate it. Pretty tasty. But now his buddies harass me in my sleep.

[WhispersInTheDark]

I once captured a Reptilian from Kulakku, roasted it, ate it. Pretty tasty. But now his buddies harass me in my sleep.

Like a spit roast, with regular basting - or an oven roast? What kind of oven and what temperature setting would you recommend?

[MissA]

The problem with reptilians is that you need to add a lot of salt.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Surely not if you descale them first?

[MrPenny]

I once captured a Reptilian from Kulakku, roasted it, ate it. Pretty tasty. But now his buddies harass me in my sleep.

Comically....I'll guess it was wrapped in tin foil.

[MissA]

Surely not if you descale them first?

Yes, even then.

[Trauma Teased]

Man-Bear-Pig is real.



Hm.... I don't know about the Bear part... but Man-Pigs are certainly real.

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=34&pictureid=332

:D

[MissA]

Hm.... I don't know about the Bear part... but Man-Pigs are certainly real.

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=34&pictureid=332

:D

+1

[WhispersInTheDark]

I must confess that I have more regularly prepared crocodile meat, never used salt. I never use salt for any single thing, not even Norwegian salted fish recipes.

Crocodile is higher cholesterol/lower fat than most meats. I imagine Reptilian is the same. Why the salt, I don't want crackling reptilian.... hmmm.

OK I will go do the research while the Eurogirls rep each other for total nonsense.

[MissA]

I must confess that I have more regularly prepared crocodile meat, never used salt. I never use salt for any single thing, not even Norwegian salted fish recipes.

Crocodile is higher cholesterol/lower fat than most meats. I imagine Reptilian is the same. Why the salt, I don't want crackling reptilian.... hmmm.

OK I will go do the research while the Eurogirls rep each other for total nonsense.

+ cheek kisses

[Trauma Teased]

OK I will go do the research while the Eurogirls rep each other for total nonsense.

Hold kjeften på deg.

- 1

:p

[WhispersInTheDark]

Hold kjeften på deg.

- 1

:p



Hvis du ikke er mer høflig, vil jeg spørre den som heter inches om han vet at du liker repping.

[Trauma Teased]

Hvis du ikke er mer høflig, vil jeg spørre den som heter inches om han vet at du liker repping.

Lol, no such thing as "repping" in Norwegian.

Prøv igjen.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Det er nå ordet repping på norsk, fordi jeg brukte den. Det er som engelsk låner så mange ord fra andre språk, slik som alle de franske maten ordene - restaurant, kafé, kokk ... Språk utvikler seg og låne fra hverandre. De er symbiotisk, som Eurogirls som rep hverandre.

[WhispersInTheDark]

kokk hahaha - kan ikke komme bort fra kjøkkensjefene

[Trauma Teased]

Det er nå ordet repping på norsk, fordi jeg brukte den.

Holy crap, my evil plan is working better than I could ever have imagined!

:shock:

Not only are Amkons now using Norwegian on a regular basis... They are also ADDING new words to my language! Soon you'll all be Norwegian speaking communist herring munchers!

HAHAHAHA!

[WhispersInTheDark]

Вполне возможно, что я облика рептилии многоязычных с конструкциями на Евродевушки, что ли. Но я сомневаюсь в этом. Я почти полностью innocen таких нарушений.

[Trauma Teased]

Âïîëíå âîçìîæíî, ÷òî ÿ îáëèêà ðåïòèëèè ìíîãîÿçû÷íûõ ñ êîíñòðóêöèÿìè íà Åâðîäåâóøêè, ÷òî ëè. Íî ÿ ñîìíåâàþñü â ýòîì. ß ïî÷òè ïîëíîñòüþ innocen òàêèõ íàðóøåíèé.

FreeTranslation.com:
"Quite probably, that I of shape of a reptile multilingual with designs on the Eurogirl, whether that. But I doubt of it. I almost completely innocen such infringements. "

What a mess.
:D

[Jackinthebox]

Comically....I'll guess it was wrapped in tin foil.

:grey: Lol.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Yes, iNorwegian, you must brush up on your Russian. You could learn by watching John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda. ;)

[Jackinthebox]

I must confess that I have more regularly prepared crocodile meat, never used salt. I never use salt for any single thing, not even Norwegian salted fish recipes.

Crocodile is higher cholesterol/lower fat than most meats. I imagine Reptilian is the same. Why the salt, I don't want crackling reptilian.... hmmm.

OK I will go do the research while the Eurogirls rep each other for total nonsense.

I dont usually add salt to most things either. But sometimes you need some.

[MrPenny]

Fresh rainbow trout, scaled.....a lot of salt on the outside of the skin....a lot. Put it under a broiler till the skin starts to blister.....flip, repeat.

Good stuff Maynard.

[Trauma Teased]

Yes, iNorwegian, you must brush up on your Russian. You could learn by watching John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda. ;)

You could also learn a lot from watching "A Fish Called Wanda". Listen, learn and repeat whenever you have failed to show me the respect I deserve and demand:

m7mIy97_rlo&feature=related

[MissA]

Yes, iNorwegian, you must brush up on your Russian. You could learn by watching John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda. ;)

I love it!!

"Apes don't read philosophy."

And as to the Russian...we are not allowed to use it anymore at the request of Mr Penny.

[MissA]

Вполне возможно, что я облика рептилии многоязычных с конструкциями на Евродевушки, что ли. Но я сомневаюсь в этом. Я почти полностью innocen таких нарушений.


I doubt that, you seem very much like the type.

[Trauma Teased]

Fresh rainbow trout, scaled.....a lot of salt on the outside of the skin....a lot. Put it under a broiler till the skin starts to blister.....flip, repeat.



Mmmmm..... That is actually one of my favourite things to eat.... Yummie!

[WhispersInTheDark]

The line about "nearly wholly innocent" I regularly borrow from another acquaintance...

Ahr4KFl79WI


Mr Penny would easily converse were he to discover the Cyrillic font set he already has installed, and better translation engines than the ones iNorwegians use. :)

[MrPenny]

What the Hell is That? (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=50236871)

[WhispersInTheDark]

Messrs Murray and Martin knew what it was. They were only acting.

[Trauma Teased]

Messrs Murray and Martin knew what it was. They were only acting.

Yeah. We all know it was Lombozo.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Yep, rolled in flour and ready for roasting. Lombozo always wins.

[MrPenny]

Especially with a nicely chilled Spätlese.