Stories of Clairvyance

[Royal]

Does anyone have any good stories about clairvoyance? I think I am. :thegeneral:

As a party trick, I usually can guess the card a person thinks of (No David Blane shit). I don't use the rules he goes by. Usually it's within three guesses without preliminary questions. I can come within 2-5 numbers of guessing a persons number 1-100.

At age 12 I guessed the correct superbowl final score after serious meditation.

One time driving behind a truck with a mattress, I said "that mattress will fall from the truck" the second I switched lanes, the mattress fell.

I listened to the GURU hip Hop artist every day this week and then learned that he died. I did not listen to him in years before this.

I had tons of tsunami dreams before the Indonesia quake, and now I have none.

In Highschool, my girlfriend and I had dreams of a Japanese invasion on the same night. Later that week, was the anniversary of Hiroshima. Nothing was talked about at school or TV the would of prompted these dreams.

Fuck typing anymore, I'm going to play the lotto tight now. But here are some other stories.

Stories about other people:

People had dreams before the quake. My father explained a weird dream he had, "one that was more odd then all the others" and my cousins girlfriend along with her sister said "they had dreams of being dizzy and unaware of whats going on". That day, an earthquake happened.

In middle school, I knew this viet cong kid that swore his uncle has dreams of what will happen to him before the day/week.

I overheard a girl following behind me to a drum session say "I feel negative energy, I don't want to go". She wore all black and looked a little goth, she turned around. And hour later, a guy ended up being stabbed almost to death that night.

My cousin was told to save his money in a dream, and was told he would need it for another event (he was unemployed). - And then an event occurred that caused some medical bills.


There is this one girl, I would have on the side between quality girlfriends. She is DUMB as rocks. But she would bring up topics that I would be thinking about. OBSCURE TOPICS. I don't know if I was sending info to her head or she was picking up on my thoughts.

[Hazelnut]

Cool thread Royal.

I went on a blind date with another couple to the race track. The guy I was with asked me who I liked in the first race. Knowing nothing about horse racing, I picked one from the list.

It won.

This continued for the next 7 races.

At the end of the date, he told me, "Even if we don't get along, I'd still like to bring you to the track."

There was no second date.

[MissA]

I've had many such experiences while on hallucinogenics. Off drugs, too.

On 9/10/2001 I was at lunch with three fellow students and we were talking about being in the Middle East and how we hated the loudspeakers at 5 am. Out of nowhere I brought up Osama bin Laden and that I saw his video on CNN of him at his sons wedding. I said he'd probably do something soon. This kid Jerome goes like what? I said "Probably take down the Trade Center".

Mind you, now I believe 9-11 was either an inside job or TPTB let them, but...

That night I had a dream about being in a city that was empty with confetti floating around. I looked down and there were chalk marks of buildings on the ground.

I've also had moments were I knew not to get in my car that day or not take a particular subway.

On hallucinogenics tho I have had major experiences that are psychic.

[lala]

I have weird shit happen. I call them my funny feeling, I just know something going to happen sometimes . . . I predicted the date my mum's passed . . . 4 months before it happened, I was right . . . spookie :D

[boycotteverything]

"they had dreams of being dizzy and unaware of whats going on". That day, an earthquake happened they were busted for sniffing glue.fixt™

[MissA]

I did shrooms and "flew" over my friend's house. When I came back I called her and asked her if she was wearing her red hoodie and playing "Scene It" with her boyfriend Andrew. She said she was. I could also tell you what was on her table in the den at the time.

[Hazelnut]

I can come within 2-5 numbers of guessing a persons number 1-100.

I have a number written down on my napkin. What is it?

Between 1 - 100.

[boycotteverything]

do we get a hint?

[Hazelnut]

yes

[Royal]

Cool thread Royal.

I went on a blind date with another couple to the race track. The guy I was with asked me who I liked in the first race. Knowing nothing about horse racing, I picked one from the list.

It won.

This continued for the next 7 races.

At the end of the date, he told me, "Even if we don't get along, I'd still like to bring you to the track."

There was no second date.

hahaha. My theory on beginners luck is that we are working with a black canvas, which allows the universe to paint it. There are no stats or science, just intuition.

That's why clairvoyance can't be proven, it's usually not a repeatable experiment. Because the brain interrupts with probabilities of the events occurring multiple times.

[boycotteverything]

ok. 52

[Royal]

I have a number written down on my napkin. What is it?

Between 1 - 100.


2?

[boycotteverything]

you suck

[Hazelnut]

ok. 52

You are within 6 digits range of my written number

[boycotteverything]

what do i win?

[Hazelnut]

2?

That was going to be my next number Royal. You are precognitive too. :popcorn:

[Hazelnut]

what do i win?

Nothing. Sorry. :eek:

[Royal]

That was going to be my next number Royal. You are precognitive too. :popcorn:

Is that sarcasm? Or was I right? Technically, I would be right if that's the number you were thinking at the moment I read your question.

[Hazelnut]

hahaha. My theory on beginners luck is that we are working with a black canvas, which allows the universe to paint it. There are no stats or science, just intuition.

That's why clairvoyance can't be proven, it's usually not a repeatable experiment. Because the brain interrupts with probabilities of the events occurring multiple times.

That's probably a sound theory.

I believe in my intuition...experience has taught me that to ignore that is my downfall.

[Hazelnut]

Is that sarcasm? Or was I right? Technically, I would be right if that's the number you were thinking at the moment I read your question.

I wrote down number 46.

[Royal]

I wrote down number 46.

Shit.

[Hazelnut]

But we both picked even numbers.

[lala]

I was think 22 . . .lol :D

[Royal]

Everyone had 2's?

[Hazelnut]

It must be pixel disturbance.

[Royal]

I did shrooms and "flew" over my friend's house. When I came back I called her and asked her if she was wearing her red hoodie and playing "Scene It" with her boyfriend Andrew. She said she was. I could also tell you what was on her table in the den at the time.

Amazing. I have this ability too.



Are you wearing pink underwear siting in a chair from Ikea and sensually eating strawberries?

Is there an old man near the window?

[MissA]

Close.

[Cogburn]

hahaha. My theory on beginners luck is that we are working with a black canvas, which allows the universe to paint it. There are no stats or science, just intuition.

That's why clairvoyance can't be proven, it's usually not a repeatable experiment. Because the brain interrupts with probabilities of the events occurring multiple times.

"Proof" of clairvoyance is little else but an exercise in statistical averages which, in the end, proves nothing to anyone.

Even if such things were proven "true," how might you then convince someone that the image/flash/insight which they just experienced was indeed "clairvoyant" and not random chance?

You cannot. As with all things spiritual, "proof" only comes from the constant exploration and validation of personal experience.

If you walk so in tune with your heart that you are able to perceive the natural flow of events to their inevitable logical end, is that really "clairvoyance" or some other special skill, or is it rather just the way things are?

[MissA]

preach

[MrPenny]

I have a number written down on my napkin. What is it?

Between 1 - 100.

38

[egg]

I guessed 46. But, that was only I after I read 46.

[MissA]

I guessed 7. I always guess 7.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Hazel picked 46 because she knows that I know who has posted post #46.

[Hazelnut]

We're on post 33. Are you saying I know you know who will post post 46?

Just to be clear.

[WhispersInTheDark]

No, I am saying you know that I know who has posted post #46. Stay on topic.

[WhispersInTheDark]

46. Like 42, but with added stuff.

[Hazelnut]

No, I am saying you know that I know who has posted post #46. Stay on topic.

Yer gon haf me speekin n ferin tungz b'fer long.

[Royal]

Can someone else think of a number?

[WhispersInTheDark]

I have thought of a number.

[MrPenny]

Excellent...now, can you guess what it is?

[Hazelnut]

21

[WhispersInTheDark]

Sorry, it's funny you were influenced by the 2's from earlier after your number.

[mojo]

i have regular/random moments of clarity......does that count.

[Cogburn]

i have regular/random moments of clarity......does that count.

Absolutely.

Most people operate on a level so divorced from reality that such flashes of clarity are seen as supernatural.

Book a spot on the Tonight Show.

[Hazelnut]

Sorry, it's funny you were influenced by the 2's from earlier after your number.

I tried. Who posted #46?

[WhispersInTheDark]

46. Like 42, but with added stuff.

[Snow Crash]

I got some numbers for ya...

20 08 09 19 - 20 08 18 05 01 04 - 02 12 15 23 19

[mojo]

isnt 42 the meaning of life?

[Alessandra]

46. Like 42, but with added stuff.

More gassy

[Royal]

89 1/2

[Hazelnut]

I got some numbers for ya...

20 08 09 19 - 20 08 18 05 01 04 - 02 12 15 23 19

What are we supposed to do with those?

[WhispersInTheDark]

Hazel

Go back and read the thread again. It will make sense, except for Snow's numbers. They come later.

[boycotteverything]

∏

[Snow Crash]

What are we supposed to do with those?

Guess!

[Hazelnut]

Hazel

Go back and read the thread again. It will make sense, except for Snow's numbers. They come later.

<<<<<<<<< going back to square one>>>>>>>>>>>

[Royal]

someone think of a number again! Don't say what it is untill I respond. meditate on that number so that it transmits to my brainframe.

[boycotteverything]

ok. i got one. will post in 10 seconds.

[boycotteverything]

time's up. 1

[boycotteverything]

how'd ya do?

[mur]

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[Royal]

how'd ya do?


Oh my god! It worked. I was inside your head.


There were 1's. Lots of 1's. Floating in a sea of spotted dick.

[boycotteverything]

holy shit- that's pretty spooky, man.

[Snow Crash]

holy shit- that's pretty spooky, man.

Haha

[WhispersInTheDark]

Excellent...now, can you guess what it is?


46

[WhispersInTheDark]

Exactly correct

[Snow Crash]

Tits or GTFO

[Alessandra]

Tits or GTFO



*taps her foot*

-_-

[Snow Crash]

*taps her foot*

-_-

What? I am asking Royal to get his moobs out for the girls.

[Alessandra]

What? I am asking Royal to get his moobs out for the girls.

...

I'd like to keep my dinner thank you sir

[Royal]

Check out my tits.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t30/805863078/f1.jpg

[Hazelnut]

What? I am asking Royal to get his moobs out for the girls.

Didn't Royal post a pic of himself around here somewhere?

[Hazelnut]

Whoa. Now I'm clairvoyant.

[Snow Crash]

...

I'd like to keep my dinner thank you sir

My bad.

[Alessandra]

My bad.

too late. ONLY IMAGES OF HOT STARSHIP CAPTAINZ WILL SAVE MEEEEE

[Royal]

Those starship captains have nothing on me.

[Hazelnut]

Those starship captains have nothing on me.

If that's really you, you're right.

[Royal]

If that's really you, you're right.


I think my head just exploded.

[Alessandra]

I think my head just exploded.

the real head or the imaginary one?

[Snow Crash]

the real head or the imaginary one?

He meant his little head.

[Royal]

the real head or the imaginary one?

:golf:

[Royal]

He meant his little head.

"the little head always ends up being the real head" - Revelations, Lombozo speech to Jesus.

[KIWI]

its hard to argue the skeptical take on the abillities of the "enlightened" ones when they point out that you never see the headline.... " Clairvoyant wins Lottery!!" :)

[MissA]

"the little head always ends up being the real head" - Revelations, Lombozo speech to Jesus.


How did I miss this?

[Royal]

How did I miss this?


Your were between hallucinating baby Jesus surfing with Ewoks on a wave made of jewels and making love to Chris Pine on the sacrificial alter.

[MissA]

Your were between hallucinating baby Jesus surfing with Ewoks on a wave made of jewels and making love to Chris Pine on the sacrificial alter.

Ahhhh, yes.

Wait. How did you know about the sacrificial altar?

[Royal]

BTW, I used my powers last night. Told a person to guess 1-100, I got 50, they said it was 47. Pretty damn close, always a margin of 3.

Told them to guess a card, I said 4 of clubs, they said 3 of clubs. Boom.

[MissA]

Did you see America's top psychic? The lady who could always find the people wherever they were really amazed me.

[Royal]

Did you see America's top psychic? The lady who could always find the people wherever they were really amazed me.

Didn't know there was such a person. It it Madeline? I just googled this stuff.

[MissA]

http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/americas-psychic-challenge

[Ima Nasshole]

My son was watching the news one day when I was getting ready for work when a story about 3 hikers on Mt Hood (I think) came on the news. I think the report was about 3 hikers, 2 men and a woman. At the point of the report one of the men and the woman were accounted for, but the second guy wasn't. Next thing you know my kid goes "the 3rd guy died daddy", only at that point, he had not even been located yet, never mind reported dead. I pulled my iphone out and asked him to repeat it again and taped it. Later that night the guy was found... dead! That always kind of creeped me out...

[MissA]

My son was watching the news one day when I was getting ready for work when a story about 3 hikers on Mt Hood (I think) came on the news. I think the report was about 3 hikers, 2 men and a woman. At the point of the report one of the men and the woman were accounted for, but the second guy wasn't. Next thing you know my kid goes "the 3rd guy died daddy", only at that point, he had not even been located yet, never mind reported dead. I pulled my iphone out and asked him to repeat it again and taped it. Later that night the guy was found... dead! That always kind of creeped me out...

Little kids do say psychic creepy things.

[Royal]

My son was watching the news one day when I was getting ready for work when a story about 3 hikers on Mt Hood (I think) came on the news. I think the report was about 3 hikers, 2 men and a woman. At the point of the report one of the men and the woman were accounted for, but the second guy wasn't. Next thing you know my kid goes "the 3rd guy died daddy", only at that point, he had not even been located yet, never mind reported dead. I pulled my iphone out and asked him to repeat it again and taped it. Later that night the guy was found... dead! That always kind of creeped me out...

Throw the little one a couple of lotto tickets...

[Ima Nasshole]

Throw the little one a couple of lotto tickets...
I actually just got done watching the video... it's creepier than I thought. listening to the news cast none of them had been found yet, they were showing photos of the 3 people and he said that guy and that girl are in the woods, and when they showed the 3rd guy that's when nick said he was dead. Spooky shit.

[averagejoe]

its hard to argue the skeptical take on the abillities of the "enlightened" ones when they point out that you never see the headline.... " Clairvoyant wins Lottery!!" :)

Tch, everybody knows the answer to that one...it is unethical for a clairvoyant to use their talents for personal gain, hence why no clairvoyant has won the lottery...mmm hmmm.

[Hazelnut]

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