Amkon has been invaded by General Striker's army

[GeneralStriker]

Oh noze! we be so fucked!

[WhispersInTheDark]

Our courageous defenders are here:

http://amkon.net/super-heros-t25984.html?t=25984


Including these guys:


38734cah8Mw

[GeneralStriker]

yeah. i see it. those guys throw the fear of jeezzziz in me.

[GeneralStriker]

OPK kids. My mission here is done now. A couple bones- now play amongst yourselves. Enjoy! Hasta la pasta!

[hp]

Guess this thread is to help increase the post count, General Striker (http://homingpigeon.com/xfer/ihoax.php?http://www.hoaxmasters.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=67&p=235#p235)

[WhispersInTheDark]

Another victory for the intrepid Amkon protectors against the evil General and his massive army of minions.

[Hazelnut]

LOL at you WITD.

[pack3tg0st]

Has the Manson family (i.e. cartoonsyndicate) REALLY left the building? for real this time?

Have his dreams of a disillusioned Helter Skelter event finally manifested themselves to his satisfaction in the confines of his delusions?

(see BE, I can speak in highbrow verbose metaphoric innuendos too!)

[anarch]

I thought BE was IP banned???

[skunk]

:lol: Yeah...The screenshots and logs say otherwise.

He's just trying to drive traffic to hoaxmasters (unsuccessfully).

Trauma, chorlton, and be can have that site all to themselves.

Enjoy.

[century]

I would go to Hoaxmasters if BE's daughters would let me sniff thier farts.

[anarch]

Oh wow trauma teased joined them? LOL.

that is funny. Out of that trio only BE for all his hypocritical trollness seems to have thick skin.

[Trauma Teased]

Oh wow trauma teased joined them? LOL.

that is funny. Out of that trio only BE for all his hypocritical trollness seems to have thick skin.

Don't be too sure about that, Rife machine pusher.

(Edit cause I can't spell, haha.)

[skunk]

Be nice, rife cured my anal cancer.

[Trauma Teased]

Be nice, rife cured my anal cancer.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[anarch]

Don't be to sure about that, Rife machine pusher.


HAAHAHAHA YOu remembered your password.... To bad you can't bring back all the posts you warrened.

YOu see pack this is exactly why a suicide button is needed. Next time someone throws a tizzy of an iQuit let them put their money where their mouth is with a suicide button.


Meh... I can dream.


Stick around Trauma teased unless your too thin skinned.

[skunk]

I don't think you'd want a sketch of my ass...Its very hairy, and covered in puss.

[Trauma Teased]

HAAHAHAHA YOu remembered your password.... To bad you can't bring back all the posts you warrened.



Stick around Trauma teased unless your too thin skinned.

What are you talking about? I deleted all my PMs, all the visitor messages in my profile and the pics in my folder, that is all.

I never deleted ONE SINGLE of my posts here. Stop lying, please. If any of my posts are gone, I sure as hell have not deleted them.

[skunk]

I think he is confusing you with BE.

[Lexion]

Trauma, good to see ya.

[anarch]

What are you talking about? I deleted all my PMs, all the visitor messages in my profile and the pics in my folder, that is all.

I never deleted ONE SINGLE of my posts here. Stop lying, please. If any of my posts are gone, I sure as hell have not deleted them.

Your post count was above 720 before you got but hurt and left.

[Trauma Teased]

Your post count was above 720 before you got but hurt and left.

No, they were not. Again, stop lying, Rife machine pusher.

Edit to add that I just checked my statistics. All my old posts are still there.

[Trauma Teased]

Trauma, good to see ya.

My all time favourite AmKon man!
:D

[anarch]

No, they were not. Again, stop lying, Rife machine pusher.

Edit to add that I just checked my statistics. All my old posts are still there.

I am sure I am not alone remembering that you warrened some of your work before your button finger got tired.

[Alessandra]

hey Trauma.

[Trauma Teased]

I am sure I am not alone remembering that you warrened some of your work before your button finger got tired.


Listen, I will say this for the third and last time: I have NOT warrened or deleted ANY of my posts. Every single one of them is still there. Are you able to grasp this information now, or do you need further help? Perhaps you can ask some admin and let them check this for you? As far as I know they can see if posts have been altered or deleted.

Perhaps they can soothe your weird paranoia about this.
:rolleyes:

[Trauma Teased]

hey Trauma.

Hi, Allesandra!

This place is a paranoid as ever, eh?
:-D

[MissSilver]

See Skunk, told ya... Herpes always resurface.


Hey TT

[hp]

Hi TT, nice to see you back.

[anarch]

Listen, I will say this for the third and last time: I have NOT warrened or deleted ANY of my posts. Every single one of them is still there. Are you able to grasp this information now, or do you need further help? Perhaps you can ask some admin and let them check this for you? As far as I know they can see if posts have been altered or deleted.

Perhaps they can soothe your weird paranoia about this.
:rolleyes:


No paranoia here. When you left you got but hurt about something. Only those involved knows what. You deleted your Avatar and a shit load of your posts and we all thought you left for good.

As for your visitor messages They are still there.

[Trauma Teased]

Hi TT, nice to see you back.

Hi, pigeon man! :)

Just be careful so you don't get too close. You don't want to get herpes, LOL!

[skunk]

Just checked, trauma hasn't deleted any posts.

BE still holds the title of warrening king.

[Trauma Teased]

Just checked, trauma hasn't deleted any posts.



Thanks, Skunk. Hopefully the Rife machine pusher can relax now...
:-D

[Trauma Teased]

So Anarch, are you going to apologise for accusing me of warrening my posts? I see you even left a message in my profile with the same accusation.

I deleted THAT ONE, by the way.
:lol:

[skunk]

Yup, be is the grand master warrener. 61 posts in total across all his socks.

So much for his morals.

[anarch]

Just checked, trauma hasn't deleted any posts.

BE still holds the title of warrening king.

... last I remember her post count was in the 780s....

THen she threw her hissil and I was reduced into the 600s... But know I see it is up again into the 720s.... Admin fun? I know this was been spoken on here.

No threads started by Trauma teased...

[skunk]

Anarch, isn't it possible you are mistaken?

[anarch]

It is possible BUt I am not the one who noticed originally. Someone else brought it to MY attention long ago right soon after TT left.

[Trauma Teased]

... last I remember her post count was in the 780s....

THen she threw her hissil and I was reduced into the 600s... But know I see it is up again into the 720s.... Admin fun? I know this was been spoken on here.

No threads started by Trauma teased...

Why do you continue to lie about this..? Really, I am puzzled. Skunk has checked, perhaps some other admin can check too, I can assure you that I have not deleted ONE SINGLE POST.

Edit to add that it is correct that I never started any threads here. I am a lousy thread starter.

[hp]

I always had the impression TT was straight forward and honest. I tend to believe her and the forum controls back it up.

[GeneralStriker]

See Skunk, told ya... my herpes always resurfaces.
fixt™
sorry to hear that, Mrs. Walrusrfart.

[Trauma Teased]

It is possible BUt I am not the one who noticed originally. Someone else brought it to MY attention long ago right soon after TT left.

Pretty lame to blame someone else for the accusations you make against me. But I am not surprised...

[WhispersInTheDark]

Oh noze! we be so fucked!



They are back, and winning.

And there seems to be no defencse against walrusfarts and herpes counts.

[Trauma Teased]

They are back, and winning.

And there seems to be no defencse against walrusfarts and herpes counts.

What is a herpes count?
:D

[anarch]

Why do you continue to lie about this..? Really, I am puzzled. Skunk has checked, perhaps some other admin can check too, I can assure you that I have not deleted ONE SINGLE POST.

Edit to add that it is correct that I never started any threads here. I am a lousy thread starter.

Hope you dont mind if I quote you more often.

[Trauma Teased]

Hope you dont mind if I quote you more often.

Haha, do as you wish. Whatever helps calm that roaring paranoia of yours is fine by me.

[GeneralStriker]

Hope you dont mind if I quote you more often.
please do. god knows your own posts aren't worth a shit.

[century]

please do. god knows your own posts aren't worth a shit.

he's just outnumbered

[anarch]

Haha, do as you wish. Whatever helps calm that roaring paranoia of yours is fine by me.



Your still missing some of your posts.... I notice the shit you warrened in my Rife thread has been restored...And your post count is once again out of the 600 range... But not everything deleted was saved... You still short but I a sure you'll work your way back up again.

[Trauma Teased]

Your still missing some of your posts.... I notice the shit you warrened in my Rife thread has been restored...And your post count is once again out of the 600 range... But not everything deleted was saved... You still short but I a sure you'll work your way back up again.


Haha, earlier in this thread you said my post count was over 780... You really are quite confused, aren't you?

Let it go, man. This is just a damn internet forum, lol.

[MissSilver]

fixt™
sorry to hear that, Mrs. Walrusrfart.


Will you repeat that next time I visit Denver?


Even a heard of Buffaloes leaves less trail than you do K.

[skunk]

The more you feed the trolll, the more it responds. Please let it die.

[anarch]

Haha, earlier in this thread you said my post count was over 780... You really are quite confused, aren't you?

Let it go, man. This is just a damn internet forum, lol.


I know what I said. Originally your post count was higher. Then you got but hurt and started warrening your shit. You managed to bring yourself down into the 600 range which was impressive considering how quickly BE pussed out in his warrening thread. But even you could not be bothered to take the time to completely warren yourself. But its all good...

It looks like most of your posts are back...including those in my rife thread..

[skunk]

anarch, she didn't warren her posts...and no one reinstated them either. You are mistaken.

Please just let it go.

[hp]

iMistaken, a new type of mission creep in the forum

[WhispersInTheDark]

+1 hp for business terminology

[mur]

I like iFail better

[hp]

business terminology

Wondered if anyone would catch that use.

Guess given the lack of acceptance through several posts, it might be an iFail.

[anarch]

anarch, she didn't warren her posts...and no one reinstated them either. You are mistaken.

Please just let it go.



Ok. I will accept SHE did not do it. Then someone else must of done it for her. Complicated I know. But still true. I am not gonna let it go though.
I know I am not alone in in noticing her post count reduction...


It would not be the first time the Admins helped members here with the task of editing their posts. Just ask warren.

Just like I noticed we can no longer delete OPs ever since one of the hissil episodes.

...I shall continue searching.

[Trauma Teased]

...I shall continue searching.

Yeah, well, good luck in finding the evil, mysterious mastermind behind the non-excisting warrening and reinstating of my posts.

I am going to bed now. See you people later, perhaps.
:cool:

[anarch]

Yeah, well, good luck in finding the evil, mysterious mastermind behind the non-excisting warrening and reinstating of my posts.

I am going to bed now. See you people later, perhaps.
:cool:


Can't stand the heat eh thin skin?

[skunk]

Dude...You were wrong, who cares, move on.

[GeneralStriker]

jeezizzz- another douchebag heard from.

[anarch]

Am I now? Well if such is so then please don't let my confused mind get to you as I go looking... TT even lacks an intro thread... But you know she may of never started one... Not one thread at all... .But you know it maybe me... But I don't think so... So i'm gonna keep on looking...

[anarch]

Hey TT why did you leave in the first place?

[pack3tg0st]

jeezizzz- another douchebag heard from.

Now THAT is irony.

[pack3tg0st]

Am I now? Well if such is so then please don't let my confused mind get to you as I go looking... TT even lacks an intro thread... But you know she may of never started one... Not one thread at all... .But you know it maybe me... But I don't think so... So i'm gonna keep on looking...

?

If you think the threads were deleted.

Than what exactly are you looking for?

Something that doesn't exist?

<---confused.

[anarch]

?

If you think the threads were deleted.

Than what exactly are you looking for?

Something that doesn't exist?

<---confused.


I know....

Finding the invisible is no easy task...

But I remember the hilarity I felt when I saw the TT had warrened many of her posts in my rife thread ...but now they look like they are back... odd

I think I did answer my own question as to why she left...


Found him and the right spelling on the member's list. Sent him the PM, it showed up in my outbox, so things are cool. Tell him to take it or leave it if he's interested at all. The info is valid. I'm giving it to him because I have been mindfucked and manipulated over at aaa-teeee-essss like you won't believe. There are people there who are more fucked up that you can image.

See you guys around. Maybe. My aaa-teeee-esss experience has been so bad that I don't trust fucking virtual people anymore. Not a god damn virtual soul. So... Fuck you all. Since it seems the polite thing to do here.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!


Nope still wrong about the above quote... not it

I must look more for the invisible It is no easy task!

[WhispersInTheDark]

I know....

Finding the invisible is no easy task...

But I remember the hilarity I felt when I saw the TT had warrened many of her posts in my rife thread ...but now they look like they are back... odd

I think I did answer my own question as to why she left...



I must look more for the invisible


Could mirages hypothetically have anything to do with the ignore clitoris button?

[skunk]

Are you sure you didn't put her on ignore, and took her off at a later date only to find the posts magically "reappear?"

Edit: WITD beat me to it.

[WhispersInTheDark]

My ejaculation must have been mere seconds earlier. I could not hold it back.

[anarch]

Reasonable sure. That ignore feature did not exist at that time.

[skunk]

The posts would still be missing if you put her on ignore, but you'd have an option to click "view this post".

Regardless, you didn't answer the question.

Was she on ignore?

[hp]

The ignore posts is not new just the prevent posts.

[anarch]

Um yeah I have put all sorts of folks on ignore but I also take them off...but thats not it.

[hp]

How are you keeping track of these users post counts. Show us the data.

[anarch]

How are you keeping track of these users post counts. Show us the data.

Underneath your location. It says how many posts you have made.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Underneath your location. It says how many posts you have made.


Great deadpan delivery.

9.8

[Ducky]

Anarch my friend? At this point in time....chalk it up.

Neither here nor there.

If you find something then fine. If you don't. Fine.

Not a biggy. Water under the bridge.

[hp]

Duh. That's real time. How do you keep your historical record from day - day, month - month.

A notepad, database, text file, scribbled on your desk pad...

IE: that you knew TT count a month or two ago.

[mojo]

hey trauma glad to see you still around.

@generalspruiker.........sticking your toes back in the icky pool i see. glad to know your still as hypocritical as ever, i'd hate to see you change.

[Trauma Teased]

hey trauma glad to see you still around.


Thanks, Mojo, seems I really stirred up some paranoia with my return, eh?
God, AmKon can be fun!

Yeah, yeah, I was going to bed, but had some mails to reply to, and suddenly I was logged in again here, haha. Going to bed soon now. Promise! Unless I decide to spend time deleting some of my old posts, of course.
:D

[hp]

Does this actually qualify as an invasion?

[Hazelnut]

Its a mild invasion.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Be careful, because as TT stated, it could be biological warfare.

[Trauma Teased]

Be careful, because as TT stated, it could be biological warfare.

You're damn right. Never mess with herpes!

[pack3tg0st]

Thanks, Mojo, seems I really stirred up some paranoia with my return, eh?
God, AmKon can be fun!

Yeah, yeah, I was going to bed, but had some mails to reply to, and suddenly I was logged in again here, haha. Going to bed soon now. Promise! Unless I decide to spend time deleting some of my old posts, of course.
:D

I think we're doing it wrong...

This is our chance TT!

we can convince everyone of some elaborate cospiracy involving you and the site admins...

Thus, our handlers at the NSA MANDATED that you delete your posts... but when it was noticed, we got the memo to reinstate...

We could be devious and cause even further delusional panic :D

[WhispersInTheDark]

The truth will always out.

[pack3tg0st]

The truth will always out.

There is no such thing as truth anymore...

The truth is supposed to be whatever spews forth from BE's mouth...

Just ask him.

[WhispersInTheDark]

our handlers at the NSA MANDATED that you delete your posts... but when it was noticed, we got the memo to reinstate...





I meant this truth, which is now the official line, and gives anarch 'face'.

[pack3tg0st]

I meant this truth, which is now the official line, and gives anarch 'face'.

can you imagine a world where skunk and I are your 'elite' intelligence corps?

You guys are FUCKED.

[anarch]

Face?

[WhispersInTheDark]

"face" = in a strictly Japanese sense, nought to do with truth or integrity.

[skunk]

we can convince everyone of some elaborate cospiracy involving you and the site admins...

Thus, our handlers at the NSA MANDATED that you delete your posts... but when it was noticed, we got the memo to reinstate...

We could be devious and cause even further delusional panic :D

I don't remember that memo. Was it on a TPS report?

[guinnessford]

I would go to Hoaxmasters if BE's daughters would let me sniff thier farts.


Oh man, a little came out that time.

Gotta go change my pants now that you made me piss em!

[lala]

Found this . . . new to me . . . BE what's going on . . . lol Bad lala :D

http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp89/damurph10/sock-puppets-funny-humor-obama-grea.jpg





Was to funny to leave out . . . ;)

[pack3tg0st]

I don't remember that memo. Was it on a TPS report?

maybe you just didn't have the 'need to know' :D

[Oblivion]

Oh noze! we be so fucked!

nothing to see here, move along.

go back to pissing and moaning about people on some forum which has a total of about 9 threads from 3 members, 6 of them threads being the petulant shit.


pack may have posted an IP addy or three, despite your protesting
now your on a site that will not only post your IP but also your email addy too ! way to kick it up a notch. or is that down a notch?

http://rc-racing.inghams.net/rc-racing/pictures/temp/hoaxmasters.JPG

[WhispersInTheDark]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCpquhtbgebO0V7uVo1_250.gif



Agreed.

[Trauma Teased]

go back to pissing and moaning about people on some forum which has a total of about 9 threads from 3 members, 6 of them threads being the petulant shit.


http://rc-racing.inghams.net/rc-racing/pictures/temp/hoaxmasters.JPG

Yeah, but you have to agree though, the thread "The Believer's Mind - A Personality Disorder" is awesome. The one posted by Ginger... :D

(Like I could resist joining as Ginger and speaking French after Chorlton stated he would ban you for being ginger. Or French.)

VIVE LA FRANCE!

[Hazelnut]

That's why I thought you were Cogburn.

LOL

[mojo]

from the mouth of BE.

Anyone sneaked over to Amkon lately? The place is positively moribund. The big issues seem to be reviving segregation (Skunk and Mrs. Anturd), the usual trashing of OMF (Mur), the usual mob attacks on Chorlton and BE (everyone), Pack's normal bitterness over the need to resurrect secrecy (the usual amen chorus). Lex apologizes to IEF. Eyelie apologizes to IEF. Mur apologizes to IEF. Lala laughs at the whole sorry lot for the disingenuous apologies. And on and on... Sad, really. They chased away their best minds and the post count has dwindled down to near zero. Can it be very long until Mrs. Anturd is appointed the new global mod? Will Princess Secondrate-middle school-graffiti-canvass find happiness at Soupy Sails University? Will she ever consummate with her mail-order lover? (Will Ugi ever get to fuck the Beaver?) Will the slurpee jerker convince Apu that he's not a closet racist and save his job? Will the entire icky-feelings-pool finally place one another on universal ignore? Inquiring minds want to know.

"They chased away their best minds".

yup.

hopefully you will see it within your tiny mind to return to the fold and envelop us within your eloquently elegant mind before amkon withers away and dies.
we need.....no we crave your perspicacity.
without you we are dead, plaintive cries in the ether, withered souls amongst the reeds of atoms scattered between the stars.

[mojo]

anyone sneaked over to hoaxmasters lately, they seem to be completely anal about the health of amkon.
BE has an obsession of prehistoric proportion regarding the ability of amkon to survive without his magnificent and dare i say it, exemplary college education.
thank god he managed to complete his highschool education otherwise he may have been considered as imbecillic as those of us who due to unforeseen circumstances had to leave school early and ended up retarded and bland imperfect copies of homosapiens.

[Trauma Teased]

anyone sneaked over to hoaxmasters lately, they seem to be completely anal about the health of amkon.


Speaking of health... Chorlton is going on the operation table again. Would be nice if people sent him good wishes.

Just saying.

(Edit for spelling. As usual, sigh.)

[mur]

Good luck Chortles!

Your in my thoughts

[mojo]

Speaking of health... Chorlton is going on the operation table again. Would be nice if people sent him good wishes.

Just saying.

(Edit for spelling. As usual, sigh.)

i love chorlton, dont mistake my hostility towards BE as anything else.

chorlton knows that there are people here who wish nothing but the best for him and his family no matter what.

[anarch]

LOL... So when are yall gonna make my forever fling a global mod?

[Trauma Teased]

LOL... So when are yall gonna make my forever fling a global mod?

When are you going to apologise for accusing me of deleting my posts?
:D

Edit to add that all is cool, man. I am just teasing you a bit.

[mojo]

LOL... So when are yall gonna make my forever fling a global mod?

if it werent for expedience amkon would not have any mods or admins.....thats the dream, and perhaps one day the intertubez will have an intelligence that allows for the dream to become a reality.

[anarch]

When are you going to apologise for accusing me of deleting my posts?
:D


Deleted ,Limbo, put in a box, IDK. All I know is at one point you got in a huff and left. Skunk knows the score but good man that he is he has kept his mouth shut. Your post count dropped shit disappeared folks pointed out to me that some of your replies went missing on our epic rife debate. .....

Now shit is back to normal (more or less) ....fuck it. I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.


Edit: Consider my leg pulled.

[Trauma Teased]

Deleted ,Limbo, put in a box, IDK. All I know is at one point you got in a huff and left. Skunk knows the score but good man that he is he has kept his mouth shut. Your post count dropped shit disappeared folks pointed out to me that some of your replies went missing on our epic rife debate. .....

Now shit is back to normal (more or less) ....fuck it. I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.

Anarch, I never deleted any posts, just the stuff in my profile and picture albums... The admins have checked this, nothing went missing, nothing was reinstated.

Oh well, it's obvious that you will never ever accept it, so I am letting it go. And the reasons I left are my own, frankly they are none of your business. All I will say about it is that you had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.
Peace.

[anarch]

And peace unto you.

[mojo]

and peas to you all with mint sauce.

[Hazelnut]

Fuck that. I am now ignoring your peas. Unless they are snow peas of course.

[mojo]

Fuck that. I am now ignoring your peas. Unless they are snow peas of course.

snow peas, and cauliflower with cheese sauce.

[Hazelnut]

num num

[anarch]

Maaaan If you fles keep talking bout dis snow peas ima gonna have ta loop the tape to tha bees knees YA dig?

[Oblivion]

and peas to you all with mint sauce.

and piss onto you too !

http://bukkakefetish.private-blowjob.eu/cumshots-pissing/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/74c48_fp015_medium2.jpg

[skunk]

hopefully you will see it within your tiny mind to return to the fold and envelop us within your eloquently elegant mind before amkon withers away and dies.
we need.....no we crave your perspicacity.
without you we are dead, plaintive cries in the ether, withered souls amongst the reeds of atoms scattered between the stars.

:lol:

[mojo]

i was on a roll.

hahaha.

[Eyeforalie]

I just want to see if Im on ignore.

This is pretty funny. But its sad too.

BE is loosing it.

[mojo]

and piss onto you too !

http://bukkakefetish.private-blowjob.eu/cumshots-pissing/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/74c48_fp015_medium2.jpg



ewwwwww.

[WhispersInTheDark]

I am on Miss A's ignore list, and my attempt to offer advice on cyberstalking laws was wasted.

[Eyeforalie]

That serves her right.

[mojo]

hahaha....i think it was payback, lol.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Damn. I have to repeat myself in the other thread.

[MissA]

I'm sure this can all be sorted. I mean, BE, its not like they threatened to post a video of you in bed saying "I love you" while wearing a Ninja Turtle tshirt all over the Internet.

This can be sorted. You love these guys. Most of these guys.

ANd they would miss you if you left forever.

[skunk]

ANd they would miss you if you left forever.

Speak for yourself ma'am.

[MrPenny]

ANd they would miss you if you left forever.

Nah....not really.

[WhispersInTheDark]

"BE (PBUH)" in muttered awe.

[skunk]

one man's douche is another man's prophet.

Peace be upon him indeed.

[MissA]

I like everyone. I take all sides. Gets me into a lot of trouble, but...