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Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 01:57 AM
I just woke up from this dream. It totally freaked me out.

I was in the yard and this little snake bit me and latched onto the bottom of my big toe. I kept trying to pull it off but it wouldn't let go. Finally, I got my husband to get it off me by pulling its tiny jaws apart. The damn thing left sideways bitemarks deep in my skin. I was getting some anti-bacterial cream to put on it from the house when I saw a giant snake next to the door. Before I could react, it lunged at me. Somehow I got ahold of its head (which was bigger than my hands) and clamped its jaws together.

It was so strong I could barely hold it. I kept screaming for someone to help for what seemed like ages. For the second time, my husband came to help me get the snake off me. He grabbed its tail and placed it on the chain link fence. It immediately began coiling itself around the top, so I threw the head portion toward the fence.

It slithered over the fence out into the front of the yard. But there were other people out front. I ran into the house and through to the front window where I saw my daughter talking with a neighbor. I screamed at her through the glass to get in the house. Either she didn't hear me or was to engrossed to pay attention. So I ran out of the house onto the porch. Just as I did, I saw the other person let his tiger loose on the gigantic Cobra. But it the snake went after my daughter instead of facing the tiger.

Again I screamed for her to run! She did, but the snake was faster. As she reached the front door, the snake had bitten her on the thigh. I grabbed its jaws and forced it off her leg, where I held its head like I did the first time.

Another long eon of time passed (it seemed) while I struggled to hold the jaws closed. It was hissing and spitting acid that was dripping down my hand, making it go numb. For the third time, my husband came to my rescue. He threw its tail onto the awning (???) and I threw its head behind it. Then we turned to run back into the house. Before we could reach the door, the fucking snake flew through the air and landed on him.

Fuck that. I decided to wake up.

Shudder. :(

WhispersInTheDark
04-15-2010, 02:01 AM
A very graphic account, well done.

Who is the cobra?

Royal
04-15-2010, 02:01 AM
Cool Dream. I can interpret, but it will be only bullshit.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:02 AM
I just want to be able to go back to sleep.

That freaked me out to no end. Especially the part where it was spitting venom on me to make me let go.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:02 AM
A very graphic account, well done.

Who is the cobra?

Good question. I have no idea.

skunk
04-15-2010, 02:03 AM
Do you have any sleeping/anti-anxiety pills?

That'll work.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:05 AM
No.

Wouldn't a dream like that freak you out?

pack3tg0st
04-15-2010, 02:06 AM
Do you have any sleeping/anti-anxiety pills?

That'll work.

In lieu of that, you can always do a shot of nyquil and a six pack.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:06 AM
Then that fucking snake will get me for sure. I won't be able to wake up next time if I'm drugged.

whine :(

skunk
04-15-2010, 02:11 AM
No.

Wouldn't a dream like that freak you out?

Yes it would freak me out, but I hardly remember my dreams, especially if I've taken anti-anxiety medicine.

Xanax or lorazepam works wonders when you're freaking out.

Personally, I prefer smoking a joint or bowl to relief the anxiety, but I'm not smoking at the moment (need a job first :D).

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:13 AM
I'm going to chug a glass of wine and hope I don't pick up the dream where it left off. Of if I do, I'll just fucking deal with it.

I hate snakes.

skunk
04-15-2010, 02:14 AM
You sound like Indiana Jones.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:15 AM
LOL

see my signature!

skunk
04-15-2010, 02:18 AM
I'm drinking a glass of wine too. Salud!

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:21 AM
Cool Dream. I can interpret, but it will be only bullshit.

Your bullshit may be better than the dream. :D

skunk
04-15-2010, 02:26 AM
I hate centipedes, those things creep me out. I don't mind snakes.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:27 AM
FUcking HELL SKUNK. Thanks. Now when I fall back asleep the snakes will be giant centipedes. Aw gawd help me.

skunk
04-15-2010, 02:30 AM
Sorry :D. Imagine they're fluffy bunny rabbits instead.

Hazelnut
04-15-2010, 02:31 AM
:dadumcha:

WhispersInTheDark
04-15-2010, 02:37 AM
But snakes eat fluffy bunny rabbits whole.

WITCH HUNT
04-15-2010, 07:34 AM
I can't believe "you know who" hasn't commented yet. Gigantic cobra and all. LOL

WhispersInTheDark
04-15-2010, 08:04 AM
The trouser snake of YKW
isn't coming here to trouble you