View Full Version : April Fools you fuckstains
skunk
04-01-2010, 06:01 PM
Ok I guess I might as well start this thread because be and mur already bitched and moaned about the word censor.
For those of you who didn't notice, the "notice if you were terminated by the b0rg" thread had a word censor changing b0rg to "I love fish tacosI love fish tacosI love fish tacosI love fish tacos".
This was meant to be an april fools joke, not permanent, but yeah...Drama ensued, as was to be expected I suppose.
http://amkon.net/amkon-toy-for-moderator-t25738.html?t=25738
Enjoy that thread...I know I did.
skunk
04-01-2010, 06:02 PM
Way to ruin a good joke by having me explain it to you.
Next time you wanna start drama, check the fucking date.
Hazelnut
04-01-2010, 06:03 PM
:ban:
Lexion
04-01-2010, 06:03 PM
I got it.
Mur did too, after it was
pointed out.
BE was.......well, BE.
Ra187
04-01-2010, 06:07 PM
What a fuck the guy is....a totally and complete fucking waste of atoms...fucking put him in the LHC and let him collide with some katanas or somethings...a fucking hyprocrite sock fucking monkey loving fuck stick...he is the pimple on the hemroid in the dirty ass of the world...fuck him...ruining a good joke because he is a nanny ass bitch twat....Sorry i now feel at piece and thank you for reading...
Ducky
04-01-2010, 06:09 PM
Ok I guess I might as well start this thread because be and mur already bitched and moaned about the word censor.
For those of you who didn't notice, the "notice if you were terminated by the b0rg" thread had a word censor changing b0rg to "I love fish tacosI love fish tacosI love fish tacosI love fish tacos".
This was meant to be an april fools joke, not permanent, but yeah...Drama ensued, as was to be expected I suppose.
http://amkon.net/amkon-toy-for-moderator-t25738.html?t=25738
Enjoy that thread...I know I did.
That's hillarious....luv it!
WhispersInTheDark
04-01-2010, 06:11 PM
I get the feeling that BE made the slightly better April Fools Day joke.
Well done BE!
Ra187
04-01-2010, 06:56 PM
I get the feeling that BE made the slightly better April Fools Day joke.
Well done BE!
Wrong but nice try he was just being the usual BE bitch
I get the feeling that BE made the slightly better April Fools Day joke.
Well done BE!
yeah right.
govts around the world are refunding everyones taxes this year as well.
captainkiwi
04-01-2010, 06:59 PM
April fools day .....that was so yesterday.....:stick: well it was at my end of the earth
April fools day .....that was so yesterday.....:stick: well it was at my end of the earth
yeah its pretty cool living in the future.
WhispersInTheDark
04-01-2010, 07:06 PM
All looking rosy here in Kiritimati too!
Oops wait glub glub (dies).
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
04-01-2010, 07:32 PM
Hey, fuckstain is MY phrase. You fuckstain.
is MY phrase
Might want to work that out with Jack
http://amkon.net/showpost.php?p=267406&postcount=1
that
Hey "that" is my word!
MrPenny
04-01-2010, 07:55 PM
Parsimonious is my word.
Ha fuck ha ha . . . you are bastards aren't you, nice set up . . .O and it was so funny no one got it and a thread had to explain . . .please . . . talk about getting the big spoon out . . . Of all the people to pull your april fool on, and then you wonder why you get this reaction . . . the joke on you buddy . . . . and don't try and say you didn't know, we know your not brain dead . . . "WHO SIDE YOU ON" grow the fuck up . . . we aren't ment to have side we are ment to be one . . . :D
Lexion
04-01-2010, 08:08 PM
Ha fuck ha ha . . . you are bastards aren't you, nice set up . . .O and it was so funny no one got it and a thread had to explain . . .please . . . talk about getting the big spoon out . . . Of all the people to pull your april fool on, and then you wonder why you get this reaction . . . the joke on you buddy . . . . and don't try and say you didn't know, we know your not brain dead . . . "WHO SIDE YOU ON" grow the fuck up . . . we aren't ment to have side we are ment to be one . . . :D
Yeah.
April Fools.
(no idea what lala said)
Oblivion
04-01-2010, 09:20 PM
i think i had a much better april fools
truckie comes into the yard to collect his companies order.
i tell him their company is on stop-credit becauce they havent paid their bills. and that he'll have to get the bill paid and come back some other day when ive prepared his order.
dude grabs his phone to call his boss, at which time i yell "april fools!"
dude lightly punches my arm, calls me an asshole (while he's laughing)
2)
left a note on the boss's desk, using a few of amkons choice words
"my job has become a daisy chain of cluster fucks, im sick of this shit. this is my official resignation"
boss comes looking for me out in the yard, waves note i left and says "is this for real?? whats going on?"
i yell out APRIL FOOLS !
he replied "ah i thought it'd be something like that, coming from you"
3) boss and sales manager are outside having coffee.. i ask sales manager if she heard that i had quit today.
just as she starts to act surprised my boss laughs, one april fools joke spoilt :(
4) i go down to the shops at lunch, a couple of dudes come along for the ride and to get some grub aswell.
i got back to the car with one dude not too far behind, the other guy was still in the shops.
i looked at my watch, said out loud with glee.. " its 11.40am, still got 20mins of april fools day left"
so i moved the car so it was about 5 rows over, but facing the original car park.
guy finally comes out with some food and drink, i can see him walking across the car park looking around, worried.
he gets to where i was originally parked, even walks into the parking space, looking around with a "WHAT THE FUCK!!?? they left me???" look on his face.
i drove up next to him and yelled APRIL FOOLS !!!!
he gets in, says "that was a cunt of a prank, you really had me worried how i was going to get back to work"
all in all, a pretty good effort considering none of it was planned in advance... haha :)
I got it.
Mur did too, after it was
pointed out.
BE was.......well, BE.
I guess i didn't get it at first because it wasn't all that clever to be a Fool's day joke.
But I'm all for a good joke
skunk
04-02-2010, 01:01 AM
Huh? Censorship when it is a word you don't like, is okay, but when it's a joke on april fool it's not?
You nailed it, MrP. This guy does not get it. Demonstrations are often worthwhile. BK did the right thing, and now- so have you. Excellent.
Raptor Jesus
04-02-2010, 08:56 AM
It wz a good April Fool's Skunk pay no mind to the complaints.
boycotteverything
04-02-2010, 09:05 AM
Huh? Censorship when it is a word you don't like, is okay, but when it's a joke on april fool it's not?You see an anology here? One was a statement about gratuitous racism and the other was a statement about serious enquiry. april fools is for fools.
Raptor Jesus
04-02-2010, 09:12 AM
So when was this pic of the two of you taken?
http://www.poem4today.com/images/grandfather-grandson.GIF
Raptor Jesus
04-02-2010, 09:12 AM
http://www.nrcm.org/images/grandfather-grandson.jpg
:lol:
which one is the little kid?
boycotteverything
04-02-2010, 07:32 PM
http://www.demonbabies.com/blog/mrwizard.jpg
WhispersInTheDark
04-02-2010, 08:43 PM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/SkunkBoyNORTH_450x450.jpg
Raptor Jesus
04-03-2010, 05:17 AM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/SkunkBoyNORTH_450x450.jpg
WITD, wow, good find. Took me a couple of seconds to get it...
BE looks exactly as I thought he would, I like Skunk's blue top.