View Full Version : Poll Defense, or Da Fencepole
WhispersInTheDark
03-31-2010, 05:13 AM
Lot of defending going down.
Need to do it with equanimity.
No defensesitters.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 05:20 AM
But as the majority of people on this board are yanks, who are illiterate, the outcome is obvious.
Poll negated.
WhispersInTheDark
03-31-2010, 05:23 AM
You never know who the majority is, or what the influence of the colonies could be.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 05:33 AM
You never know who the majority is, or what the influence of the colonies could be.
The colonies? lager swilling, pie eating descendants of convicts
Im not hopefull
WhispersInTheDark
03-31-2010, 03:29 PM
Commendable level of etymological research going on, poll could be a close thing!
defense
c.1300, from O.Fr. defens, from L. defensum "thing protected or forbidden," from neut. pp. of defendere "ward off, protect" (see defend). First used 1935 as a euphemism for "national military resources."
That is, the Online Etymology Dictionary confirms that the American adoption of 'defense' is a latter day derivation of the French, bypassing de English fence.
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 03:39 PM
But as the majority of people on this board are yanks, who are illiterate, the outcome is obvious.
Poll negated.
Aren't you just one big fucking ray of sunshine.
You're just upset that we got our independence.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:44 PM
You gained that Independance illegally by guerrilla and terrorist actions which make you a Terrorist Country.
And....you sucked up to the cheese munching garlic eating surrender monkey frogs
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 03:45 PM
Hey, I don't do it.
I don't like the french.
also
FUCK YOUR COUCH
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:46 PM
I would love to fuck anything at present but with a total hip plaster and support its impossible.
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 03:47 PM
then head?
Bitchkoma
03-31-2010, 03:49 PM
You offering?
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:49 PM
You offering ?
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 03:50 PM
um. No.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:50 PM
Want a sweetie...little girlie ??
SNARF SNARF
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:51 PM
Oi Bitchkoma fuck off
This is my blowjob
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 03:51 PM
*is creeped out now.*
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You offering?
Ah, shit... I guess I'm late to the party.
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 03:54 PM
FFS, you guys suck.
FFS, you guys suck.
Only when asked.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 03:56 PM
I dont swallow either
WhispersInTheDark
03-31-2010, 03:58 PM
bUGjUCHSKLM
Lexion
03-31-2010, 04:02 PM
That vid has "balanse" spelled incorrectly.
Geeez.
That vid has "balanse" spelled incorrectly.
Geeez.
:D
Well, there's always the "chanse" that the person who wrote that was in a transe" watching the girl "balanse" the books on her head.
Lexion
03-31-2010, 04:09 PM
Sertainly a poccibility.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 04:09 PM
You see Eggy? you are now seeing the folly of your ways
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 04:11 PM
roflmao
You see Eggy? you are now seeing the folly of your ways
HA!!! Yes, you certainly "shooled" me. I should "shedule" some remedial English classes in Gloucester. Whilst there, perhaps I will take some "danse" lessons at the local "danse" "shool".
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 04:14 PM
Sorry Sir, I know not of that which you speak. For I am an Englishman speaking my mother tongue.
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 04:15 PM
:lol: :facepalm:
MrPenny
03-31-2010, 04:16 PM
I am an Englishman speaking my mother tongue.
Ah....I thought it was me.....when I read that, I keep hearing.......*baaaaaaaaa*...*baaaaaaaa*.....in my head.
Sorry Sir, I know not of that which you speak. For I am an Englishman speaking my mother tongue.
Exactly.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 04:18 PM
Ah....I thought it was me.....when I read that, I keep hearing.......*baaaaaaaaa*...*baaaaaaaa*.....in my head.
NOOOOO fear
Thats the welsh, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
Alessandra
03-31-2010, 04:20 PM
NOOOOO fear
Thats the welsh, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
So welsh and kiwis are related?
WhispersInTheDark
03-31-2010, 04:21 PM
only via the scheep
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 04:22 PM
Im not acquainted with the sexual habits of the New Zealanders, but having seen some of their women, twould not surprise me.
only via the scheep
Schure, they all like to have their way with scheep.
MrPenny
03-31-2010, 04:26 PM
Schure, they all like to have their way with scheep.
After the scheering?
After the scheering?
Those scheep schaggers will take it any way they can get it.
Lexion
03-31-2010, 04:27 PM
Scheriously.
Scheriously.
Scheriously. Scheep are not schafe on the Britisch Isles. They are schagged more than scheered or eaten. Schagged from schunrise to schunset.
Chorlton
03-31-2010, 04:31 PM
Now youre being cilly
MrPenny
03-31-2010, 04:35 PM
Scheriously. Scheep are not schafe on the Britisch Isles. They are schagged more than scheered or eaten. Schagged from schunrise to schunset.
That's fuckin' schad.
That's fuckin' schad.
That'sch true if you're the scheep. If you're a scheep schagger you're in schweet, schweet heaven.
MrPenny
03-31-2010, 04:38 PM
Thisch dischcuschion isch scheriouschly off the tracksch.
Eyeforalie
03-31-2010, 04:46 PM
Is is my favort thread eva
WhispersInTheDark
03-31-2010, 04:48 PM
Poll schores tied schickxsch - schickxsch
Thisch dischcuschion isch scheriouschly off the tracksch.
Thisch thread wasch not scho much written to find an anschwer but to be an experiensch. I am scho happy at the direcschion thisch thread scheemsch to be heading.
Ducky
03-31-2010, 05:27 PM
Hey, I don't do it.
I don't like the french.
also
FUCK YOUR COUCH
which reminds me...
have to find that Dave Chappel vid 'fuck yo couch'...lololol God that was funny shit
Ducky
03-31-2010, 05:29 PM
FFS, you guys suck.
They're hillarious though, you have to admit :D ROFLMAOO
*sitting here 'snort-laughing', watching the next replies*
which reminds me...
have to find that Dave Chappel vid 'fuck yo couch'...lololol God that was funny shit
Part two is the part with the couch. HA!!!
D6Yplww55ao
dUb06iLjTKA
Ducky
03-31-2010, 05:42 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
yup...there it is!!!
thanks Egg
skunk
04-01-2010, 03:59 PM
Defense FTW!!!
WhispersInTheDark
04-05-2010, 06:25 AM
Overwhelming and conclusive results!!!!
After much international tension, extensive etymological research, US Constitutional review and a fair election system with no disenfranchisement or unreasonable queuing at the polling booth, the result is very clear at:
Votes for DEFENSE spelling - 7
Votes for DEFENCE spelling - 7.
From this day forth, as will be exemplified by my own rigid conformity to the public will on this, it is clear that the appropriate spelling should be:
DEFENSCE
errrr... wait... no... perhaps it should be DEFENCSE.
We need to evaluate the social and economic cost of another poll on these options.
Chorlton
04-05-2010, 06:36 AM
DEFENSCE
errrr... wait... no... perhaps it should be DEFENCSE.
We need to evaluate the social and economic cost of another poll on these options.
No sorry it should be
DEFENCSE
No sorry it should be
DEFENCSE
Ahhhh, let the "C" precede the "S". Give the Brits that much - age before beauty and all of that :)
WhispersInTheDark
04-05-2010, 06:50 AM
2 votes for DEFENCSE.
Should we now look at csiencse, and concsiencse, and omnicsiencse?
2 votes for DEFENCSE.
Should we now look at csiencse, and concsiencse, and omnicsiencse?
We've got to keep this uniform. Otherwise, in decades to come, new amkon members will be left with the same problem.
Hazelnut
01-19-2011, 07:11 PM
We've got to keep this uniform. Otherwise, in decades to come, new amkon members will be left with the same problem.
Bumped for the education of new members.
What was the final outcome?
Defense
Defence (just weird)
Defencse
Defensce
theeindiee
01-19-2011, 07:26 PM
Can't believe I fucking read this.
FUN IS NOT ALLOWED!!!!
WhispersInTheDark
01-20-2011, 05:22 AM
What was the final outcome?
Defense
Defence (just weird)
Defencse
Defensce
The final outcome is that defencse is the official Amkon spelling.
Defencse! That's right. We gave the English their pitiful "C" first.
It was schurely a well balancsed and defencsive schort of plan.
boycotteverything
01-20-2011, 09:02 AM
strange thing to obcess on.
I've seen stranger things to obcess on.
In defencse of this subject at leat ;)