View Full Version : How can I help you?
Ducky
03-01-2010, 01:06 AM
Every year...around Springtime (or just before) I ask myself what I can do to help others. I do this throughout the year, but none is more pressing than around the beginning of a year. The beginning of cycles. I do this not out of duty or some inane excuse but 'love only' and within my means.
Is there something I can do for you?
You never know.
How can I help you?
Cogburn
03-01-2010, 01:08 AM
Is that like giving up being a nasty person for lent?
Ducky
03-01-2010, 01:14 AM
Is that like giving up being a nasty person for lent?
NO..ya turd :D
Alessandra
03-01-2010, 01:15 AM
oh oh oh I know
Figure out a way for me and Snow to meet up :>
Ducky
03-01-2010, 01:18 AM
oh oh oh I know
Figure out a way for me and Snow to meet up :>
*Working on it*
Airplanes. Do I get points for that?
Alessandra
03-01-2010, 01:21 AM
ive gotta do something about this bouquet, damn it.
The girl that caught the bouquet at my wedding got married within two years.
Alessandra
03-01-2010, 01:24 AM
hey cool, not an immediate thing (thank god).
ITS ALL GOOD, PEEPS, IVE GOT 2 YRS
Ducky
03-01-2010, 01:46 AM
Airplanes. Do I get points for that?
As in?
Ducky
03-01-2010, 01:47 AM
hey cool, not an immediate thing (thank god).
ITS ALL GOOD, PEEPS, IVE GOT 2 YRS
Married before you're 30 though? lolol
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
03-01-2010, 02:00 AM
Hey ducky, can you help me figure out if I'll ever get over myself?
Cogburn
03-01-2010, 03:11 AM
Married before you're 30 though? lolol
Shit... I was lucky that eris turned 21 two weeks before our wedding.
Would have made the reception (and honeymoon) mighty boring.
MrPenny
03-01-2010, 08:17 AM
Is there something I can do for you?
Nekkid piktures..........
Hazelnut
03-01-2010, 09:21 AM
Every year...around Springtime (or just before) I ask myself what I can do to help others. I do this throughout the year, but none is more pressing than around the beginning of a year. The beginning of cycles. I do this not out of duty or some inane excuse but 'love only' and within my means.
Is there something I can do for you?
You never know.
How can I help you?
You already did Ducky. :)
You made me smile. Thank you.
Alessandra
03-01-2010, 11:33 AM
Married before you're 30 though? lolol
My mom was married before 30.
Is there something I can do for you?
stop posting threads about peoples socks.
:D
boycotteverything
03-01-2010, 11:53 AM
ducky taught my dog to talk. that was helpful.
Bitchkoma
03-01-2010, 01:04 PM
Oooh you can help me ducky. You're in Canada, yes? Is it anywhere near Vancouver?
MissSilver
03-01-2010, 03:46 PM
.
Is there something I can do for you?
You never know.
How can I help you?
Send some double stuff Fudgee-O Cookies and O-Henry/coffee crisp bars!!! The US seems clueless when it comes to the good stuff!!!!!
I swear, I was floored when I heard the mother in Law telling me she had never heard of coffee crisp! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0067.gif
MrPenny
03-01-2010, 04:16 PM
Oooh you can help me ducky. You're in Canada, yes? Is it anywhere near Vancouver?
Canada is nowhere near Vancouver.....you can't get there from here.
anarch
03-01-2010, 11:24 PM
Every year...around Springtime (or just before) I ask myself what I can do to help others. I do this throughout the year, but none is more pressing than around the beginning of a year. The beginning of cycles. I do this not out of duty or some inane excuse but 'love only' and within my means.
Is there something I can do for you?
You never know.
How can I help you?
hmmmm... With in your means.... Well... You could help Miss A in her project to start up a local credit system. You can ask her for more detail about it. From what I understand she is working on a local co-op based off a credit system with people offering services and goods both in her locality and online. So far she seems like she is doing pretty good with it but she could use all the help she can get with this effort.
Wanna do me a service? offer her some help with that plan.
conspirastan
03-26-2010, 06:25 PM
hey ducky i'm brand new at this and not sure about the whole thread thing. are replys deleted daily, etc. etc. thanx in advance but keep it simple i'm a lot better with my hands than my brain thanx again
anarch
03-26-2010, 06:27 PM
hey ducky i'm brand new at this and not sure about the whole thread thing. are replys deleted daily, etc. etc. thanx in advance but keep it simple i'm a lot better with my hands than my brain thanx again
Replys are never deleted unless you delete them yourself or your name is warren or a random act of SQL serverness dies under that care of whatever admin happens to be putting up with our shit at the time.
Ima Nasshole
03-26-2010, 06:28 PM
What a loaded thread Ducks... where should i start???
conspirastan
03-26-2010, 06:52 PM
thanx folks ........
skunk
03-26-2010, 10:53 PM
Sometimes threads are placed in the archive (http://amkon.net/archive/index.php) for some reason (link at the bottom right of every page). The forum does it on its own, I don't know how to turn it off...But if you can't find a thread, check the archive.
Alessandra
03-26-2010, 10:58 PM
Replys are never deleted unless you delete them yourself or your name is warren or a random act of SQL serverness dies under that care of whatever admin happens to be putting up with our shit at the time.
i.e. Apeci comes back. If he comes back, we're doomed.
pack3tg0st
03-26-2010, 11:02 PM
i.e. Apeci comes back. If he comes back, we're doomed.
did you miss it?
he already did?
Lexion
03-27-2010, 02:00 PM
Chii was doing bong hits that day.
Alessandra
03-27-2010, 02:09 PM
did you miss it?
he already did?
For one day. He can't do that much dama...oh, wait
boycotteverything
03-27-2010, 02:18 PM
Pack was responsible for losing months of decent posts- simply by ignoring Apeci's explanation and fucking with board anyway. You forgot?
Lexion
03-27-2010, 02:21 PM
Jesus BE.
You can be so stubborn, at times.
And IIRC, the AmKon-Edit only lost
two weeks of posts.
True, it did fuck up a bunch of others,
but that was due to the changes in
the code.
boycotteverything
03-27-2010, 02:29 PM
tinker and tweak as you will, boyz
tinker and tweak as you will.
Lexion
03-27-2010, 02:40 PM
:facepalm:
boycotteverything
03-27-2010, 03:10 PM
you like all the tinkers and tweaks that cost us 40% of our history? 'fuck history,' says the Pack. you agree?
pack3tg0st
03-27-2010, 03:27 PM
Looks like someone put some Jack Daniels in his Metamucil this morning...
boycotteverything
03-27-2010, 03:30 PM
is that your best?
pack3tg0st
03-27-2010, 03:30 PM
Maybe I don't care enough to fall for the trollbait lol
skunk
03-27-2010, 03:33 PM
http://wiki.amkon.net/index.php/The_Apeci
Alessandra
03-27-2010, 03:43 PM
Looks like someone put some Jack Daniels in his Metamucil this morning...
100% pure amkon win
boycotteverything
03-27-2010, 03:53 PM
a fat souse like you should know, eh?
Alessandra
03-27-2010, 05:29 PM
Awww grumpy old man. You miss your nap, grandpa?
Lexion
03-27-2010, 05:32 PM
I did.
Wanna snuggle, Chii ?
:D
Alessandra
03-27-2010, 05:33 PM
Lol
Lexion
03-27-2010, 05:37 PM
Meh.
Tis a good thing about getting old.
I guess.
I prefer snuggling to screwing.
Alessandra
03-27-2010, 05:40 PM
I'm not too keen on snuggling, tbh
I like snuggling.... until the snoring starts.
Lexion
03-27-2010, 05:44 PM
I like snuggling.... until the snoring starts.
That's when my wife goes
to her bed.
skunk
03-27-2010, 05:46 PM
Her bed?
That's when my wife goes
to her bed.:rofl2:
Lexion
03-27-2010, 05:49 PM
Been sleeping apart for years.
Started after I had my first knee
surgery.
We decided we liked it.
She is a cover hog, anyway.
pack3tg0st
03-27-2010, 05:50 PM
Meh.
Tis a good thing about getting old.
I guess.
I prefer snuggling to screwing.
hahaha
softie.
I always find its difficult to get snuggle time in after the donkey punch.
Lexion
03-27-2010, 05:51 PM
Fuck off, Pack.
Wait til you get old.
:p
pack3tg0st
03-27-2010, 05:53 PM
Fuck off, Pack.
Wait til you get old.
:p
I'm almost 30 man...
jeez,
I AM getting old.
:D
Lexion
03-27-2010, 05:55 PM
Meh.
Get a few joints replaced.
The fucking becomes a pain.
Literally.
Unless she gets on top, flopping
those (what did IHW call them ?)
slangers in your face.
That's still fun.