Machurian Canidate title..

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Wtf is it there for? Why is it there? And how can I get rid of it? I don't like it.

And if there's already a thread on this, fuck it. I just made another one. :D

[Jackinthebox]

Wtf is it there for? Why is it there? And how can I get rid of it? I don't like it.

And if there's already a thread on this, fuck it. I just made another one. :D

Easy feller, it's not a dis.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Easy feller, it's not a dis.

What?

[Jackinthebox]

What?

It's not a dis man, don't worry.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

It's not a dis man, don't worry.

WTF is it then?

[Jackinthebox]

WTF is it then?

Precisely half of the title explains the whole concept.

[mojo]

its an automatic default title when you reach a certain post count or active time on the forum.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

its an automatic default title when you reach a certain post count or active time on the forum.

I had that feeling. I'm done here now. :D

[Jackinthebox]

I had that feeling. I'm done here now. :D

Not everything is as seem Daniel-son.

[anarch]

i vote no right here and now.

[Jackinthebox]

i vote no right here and now.

Let's see if Atreyu will surprise us.

[anarch]

LOL! HE never even tries to post something of quality. Never does his own homework...The best he has ever managed was that chicken and the Egg thread... Seriously?!?!

That is the best hes got?

...IDK.... Its like he only posts for the LULZ...

Maybe its just me .... But I think we could use less drama queens. We have filled that quota.

[Jackinthebox]

LOL! HE never even tries to post something of quality. Never does his own homework...The best he has ever managed was that chicken and the Egg thread... Seriously?!?!

That is the best hes got?

...IDK.... Its like he only posts for the LULZ...

Maybe its just me .... But I think we could use less drama queens. We have filled that quota.

You may be right. I think he got fucked with here right off the bat and has been on the defensive ever since, not really understanding what the deal is here. We'll see. Tough forum though. Maybe we could elect him as Jester.

[skunk]

Any idea how to cut his ego in half? I think that's where the root of most of his problems stem.

[Jackinthebox]

Oh, and BTW, Canidate means you wina date with a Candadian.

[Jackinthebox]

Any idea how to cut his ego in half? I think that's where the root of most of his problems stem.

I agree. But I wouldn't expect much else but all that piss and vinegar from a young black man from Atlanta.

[skunk]

Where did he ever say he was from Atlanta?

[Jackinthebox]

Where did he ever say he was from Atlanta?

I'm guessing he's from that area. THe hat, and the warm weather photos in winter.

[anarch]

No no no.. He lives in a burb of Chi town... But dont tell him that. According to him a brick home with two cars and white picket fences is Ghetto.

[skunk]

Lol where did he say he lives in chicago?

[Jackinthebox]

No no no.. He lives in a burb of Chi town... But dont tell him that. According to him a brick home with two cars and white picket fences is Ghetto.

Easy now, I seen planty of ghetto shit go down in one family homes. Shit, look at Boyz n the Hood.

But either way, I can't say I would vote yes, but I don't want to see him run off the board either. He is an agitator. Different from most of us. And I like that. Despite all our differences, it has been stagnant in here, he has juice.

[anarch]

He lives in a Burb. Not Chicago proper.

...hmmm does he bring the juice..... You know what? Between lex, cog, and BE I think there is already enough juice... ...

Fuck... IF he could just get some variety of GIFs and talk about something else besides being gods gift to god....Seriously, the boy has ego issues.

[Cogburn]

Ya know, there should be another thread for this purpose pretty soon.

[anarch]

Easy now, I seen planty of ghetto shit go down in one family homes. Shit, look at Boyz n the Hood.

But either way, I can't say I would vote yes, but I don't want to see him run off the board either. He is an agitator. Different from most of us. And I like that. Despite all our differences, it has been stagnant in here, he has juice.


Ghetto is where the poor live... The hopeless. A place where four or five fucks walk up and down the street with asprin bottles of crack trying to hustle riches. A place where the roads have no signs and some doors are made out of bed mats while the windows are not their.

The ghetto is not the suburbs.

I validate ghetto passes and IEF aint got one. He's a suburban.

[skunk]

How many manchurian candidate threads have we had now? 4?

[Royal]

Don't worry , I will try to remove that IEF.

[Jackinthebox]

Ghetto is where the poor live... The hopeless. A place where four or five fucks walk up and down the street with asprin bottles of crack trying to hustle riches. A place where the roads have no signs and some doors are made out of bed mats while the windows are not their.

The ghetto is not the suburbs.

I validate ghetto passes and IEF aint got one. He's a suburban.

I respectfully disagree. My suburban house fell into the ground. Shit was real bad there man, for real. I had a busted up Monte Carl in the side yard, and plywood on cinder blocks for a front porch, on one of the more affluent areas of upstate NY. Even had two drive-by shootings. Not even kidding man.

[anarch]

I respectfully disagree. My suburban house fell into the ground. Shit was real bad there man, for real. I had a busted up Monte Carl in the side yard, and plywood on cinder blocks for a front porch, on one of the more affluent areas of upstate NY. Even had two drive-by shootings. Not even kidding man.

PICS!!! I want a PIC! Web ca, digi cam makes no difference. I have seen the pic of IEFs neighborhood. This is what motivates my opinion... Seriously... Dude lives in a nice neighborhood!

YOu say yours is bad???

PICS!!!!!!!

[Jackinthebox]

PICS!!! I want a PIC! Web ca, digi cam makes no difference. I have seen the pic of IEFs neighborhood. This is what motivates my opinion... Seriously... Dude lives in a nice neighborhood!

YOu say yours is bad???

PICS!!!!!!!

Dude, we're talking deacades ago now.

Try to find something on this. Jason Green had his guts blown out all over his front lawn of his parents nice suburban home one aftenoon. Tried to set his mother in fire and burn the house down. Dutchess county. Late 90's probably. Sherriff dept blew him away in front of his whole family when he lunged with a hatchet. Nice suburban home, much nicer than mine in fact.

If you find something on that, I will give you enough backstory to write a book.

[anarch]

If you find something on that, I will give you enough backstory to write a book.

hmmmm, Can we split the profits 50/50?

[mur]

Ya know, there should be another thread for this purpose pretty soon.

Should be an interesting discussion

[Oblivion]

Wtf is it there for? Why is it there? And how can I get rid of it? I don't like it.

And if there's already a thread on this, fuck it. I just made another one. :D

its just there to fuck with ya.

they should get rid of the title, and let a users actions speak louder than post counts or length of time in the brainwasher known as amkon.

[Cogburn]

Machurian Canidate title..Classy.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I validate ghetto passes and IEF aint got one. He's a suburban.

I could go to the hood with a video camera right now and film a convo of my uncle discussing about how those TVL's got punked out by us. But of course you don't believe me. It's all good though.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

He lives in a Burb. Not Chicago proper.


I do? Well, damn. Where are the 2 story houses and nice cars? :confused:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

LOL! HE never even tries to post something of quality. Never does his own homework...The best he has ever managed was that chicken and the Egg thread... Seriously?!?!

That is the best hes got?

...IDK.... Its like he only posts for the LULZ...

Maybe its just me .... But I think we could use less drama queens. We have filled that quota.

That thread>>your rife machine thread that cock pwned you in.

And the chicken did come first. Now die.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Classy.

Oh nooooezz! Cock pointed out a fucking typo!!!!1!!!

Fuck outta here. :fucku:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You may be right. I think he got fucked with here right off the bat and has been on the defensive ever since, not really understanding what the deal is here. We'll see. Tough forum though. Maybe we could elect him as Jester.

Um nah, not on the defensive. More like on the "wtf is wrong with these people" type deal. Seriously, you have faggots passing my pic around and another clown who got upset to the point where he was wanting to hack me cause I pwned him so hard. In some ways it's comical though. But mostly it's kinda..odd.


Any idea how to cut his ego in half? I think that's where the root of most of his problems stem.

Never. Beeeeeeeeeeyotch.. :D

[anarch]

LOL! I got three responses in a row. I'm loved.

So big cheese says


I could go to the hood with a video camera right now and film a convo of my uncle discussing about how those TVL's got punked out by us. But of course you don't believe me. It's all good though.

Do it.

Don't talk about it, be about it.

No wait, let me guess. Your moms grounded you so you can't go see your uncle right now. All I see is you flapping you gums just so you can admire your own words. Well, at least you got one admirer... To bad you spend all your time with him.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Do it.

Don't talk about it, be about it.

Will do asap. And my mom has NEVER grounded me. Ever. I still wanna know where the hell my 2 story house and nice car are btw.

[anarch]

asap tic tok get to it. What are you waiting on. Ask your moms permission to use her car already.

[Jackinthebox]

hmmmm, Can we split the profits 50/50?

I can tell you a real story, real G shit, from supsate burbs. You want to write it, I will dictate. I got bodies you can pick up and bodies that are better left buried, but I will tell you some G shit if you relly wanna git down. Public record will substantiate what I say, where the record was not buried. You wanna git down son?

[Cogburn]

Oh nooooezz! Cock pointed out a fucking typo!!!!1!!!

Fuck outta here. :fucku:

Not "a" typo, two typos; and typos that were totally unnecessary, given you could have just copied and pasted the words from the very spot which inspired you to start the thread in the first place.

... and it's "get the fuck outta here." Yeah, I understand the inflection you are intending to mimic from colloquial speech, however it doesn't translate well to the written word and it adds to the utter ridiculousness with which you are perceived.

You want it to come across as "hey, I'm a cool, hip black guy on the internet" and it reads more like "I'm yet-another-illiterate-bumblefuck on the internet trying to sound unique."

Since the prevailing opinion of those who have actually been around the block once or twice seems to be that you are a young man simply experimenting with his manner of self-expression, I figured you might want to know.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Not "a" typo, two typos; and typos that were totally unnecessary, given you could have just copied and pasted the words from the very spot which inspired you to start the thread in the first place.

Only shit this trivial would matter to you. Wouldn't it? :lol: Cock you're petty man. Really.


... and it's "get the fuck outta here." Yeah, I understand the inflection you are intending to mimic from colloquial speech,

See above.


to the utter ridiculousness with which you are perceived.

Says the hypocritical, megalomaniacal, bully with no conscience.


You want it to come across as "hey, I'm a cool, hip black guy on the internet" and it reads more like "I'm yet-another-illiterate-bumblefuck on the internet trying to sound unique."

Let me ask you cock, are you an evolved human being because of all these insults? Remember, according to you white people who call blacks niggers aren't being disrespectful, they're evolved. :rolleyes:


Since the prevailing opinion of those who have actually been around the block once or twice seems to be that you are a young man simply experimenting with his manner of self-expression, I figured you might want to know.

And the prevailing opinion about you is that you are simply a hypocritical fucktard. Sadly, snow and I seem to be the only ones who have the balls to let you know about it. Everyone else either sidelines themselves or rides your nutsack.

[boycotteverything]

Point, set, match. Welcome aboard, IEF!

[boycotteverything]

oh wait- game, set, match. what do i know from tennis analogies? i wouldn't know a tennis racket from a pizza pic. fuck it.

[skunk]

Sadly, snow and I seem to be the only ones who have the balls to let you know about it. Everyone else either sidelines themselves or rides your nutsack.

Ya...Because the only options in this scenario are a ride on cog's dick, and a sideline view of it.

Right.

You and Jack should start a cogburn's dick support group or something.

[Cogburn]

Shhh... skunk.

Have you seen Snow Crash's profile?

I sense man-love in the blossom.

[skunk]

Young love. Chi is jealous.

[Cogburn]

What is it about Snow Crash that people on the internet just fall in love with him?

[skunk]

He's a cute kid.

http://sarahwilson.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/elephant-boy.jpg

[Cogburn]

I'd like to see some pictures of that massive trunk he's packing.

[skunk]

IEF or snow crash?

[Cogburn]

Chocolate or vanilla?

[Cogburn]

sssqBjaTzOU

[skunk]

I prefer mocha to be honest (I think mixed girls are the most attractive, hence why I'm race traitor), but I do love white and dark chocolate as well.

[Cogburn]

Ya know... IEF looks a little young.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/420/pedobearbustedhj7.jpg

[skunk]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155625

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

oh wait- game, set, match.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/popcollar.gif


Shhh... skunk.

Have you seen Snow Crash's profile?

I sense man-love in the blossom.

Riiiiiiight cog. I seem to be the only person who likes to post shit in people's walls. I'm all in missa's and hazel's walls too. Not just snow's.

Hmmm..I'm all in missa's and hazels walls. Get it..? All in their walls. Hhahahaahahah..gosh I'm such a fucking perv. And I love it. :D

[MrPenny]

You're an idiot.

[Cogburn]

Riiiiiiight cog. I seem to be the only person who likes to post shit in people's walls. I'm all in missa's and hazel's walls too. Not just snow's.

MissA, Hazel, and Snow...

Gotcha.

Have you ever seen American Beauty?

You're kinda like the dad that lives next door.

[mur]

When do the polls open?

[Ducky]

When do the polls open?

If you're talking about Cog's little list up there, dunno lololol

But every once in awhile someone will post one in the secret forum. I check in now and again to see who's up next.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

MissA, Hazel, and Snow...

Gotcha.

Have you ever seen American Beauty?

You're kinda like the dad that lives next door.

No I have not. I don't watch much tv or many movies.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You're an idiot.

And you're a fucking clown that's a jobless, useless, poster. Now fuck off.

[boycotteverything]

If you're talking about Cog's little list up there, dunno lololol

But every once in awhile someone will post one in the secret forum. I check in now and again to see who's up next.
we threw you outa the secret forum.

[Ducky]

we threw you outa the secret forum.

la soup de jour ;)

[boycotteverything]

well- the vote was all tied up until my sock army showed up.

[MrPenny]

Okay....but you're still an idiot.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Okay....but you're still an idiot.

Just because I'm a perve? Yeah right.

[Ducky]

Just because I'm a perve? Yeah right.

No he was talking bout BE(?)

[MrPenny]

No....IEF is an idiot.

Worse, he is the worst imaginable characterization of a young black man.

The constant stupid shit that comes from his fingers is offensive to my eyes.

[skunk]

Offensive to you? God damn he must be doing something right.

[MrPenny]

Please...don't encourage him.

[Cogburn]

The constant stupid shit that comes from his fingers is offensive to my eyes.

Please...don't encourage him.

Likewise.

[boycotteverything]

damn- we must be seeing 2 different guys.

[MrPenny]

damn- we must be seeing 2 different guys.

No, same guy. You're just too obstreperous to be anything other than a fuckin' annoyance sometimes.

But, God love him.....maybe Amkon can sponsor him in the Special Olympics.....'cause every organization should have at least one token 'tard.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

The constant stupid shit that comes from his fingers is offensive to my eyes.

I'd say this is because you're a sensitive faggot. Just a guess though. :D

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

No he was talking bout BE(?)

Ducky does being a perv make me an idiot? :lol:

[MrPenny]

I'd say this is because you're a sensitive faggot. Just a guess though. :D

Don't be buying any lottery tickets then......

It's because I'm a human.....and not a fucking caricature of one.

You're an idiot.

[Cogburn]

No, same guy. You're just too obstreperous to be anything other than a fuckin' annoyance sometimes.

But, God love him.....maybe Amkon can sponsor him in the Special Olympics.....'cause every organization should have at least one token 'tard.

+1 for making me reach for a dictionary.

[MrPenny]

Fits....doesn't it?


Not the 'tard thing....that's obvious.....but the obstreperous thing.

[skunk]

Petulant?

[Ducky]

Ducky does being a perv make me an idiot? :lol:

Being a perv is an entirely different bowl of soup :p lololol

[Ducky]

+1 for making me reach for a dictionary.

Fuck...

Going to check out what 'obstreperous' means as well :p

According to Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/obstreperous)

ob·strep·er·ous

   /əbˈstrɛphttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngərhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngəs/ http://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/IPA_pron_key.html) Show Spelled[uhhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngb-strep-er-uhhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngs] http://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/Spell_pron_key.html) Show IPA
–adjective 1. resisting control or restraint in a difficult manner; unruly.

2. noisy, clamorous, or boisterous: obstreperous children.




Origin:
1590–1600; < L obstreperus clamorous, akin to obstrepere to make a noise at (ob- ob- (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ob-) + strepere to rattle); see -ous (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/-ous)

Hmmm...learning something new everyday :D

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Fuck...

Going to check out what 'obstreperous' means as well :p

According to Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/obstreperous)

ob·strep·er·ous

   /əbˈstrɛphttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngərhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngəs/ http://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/IPA_pron_key.html) Show Spelled[uhhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngb-strep-er-uhhttp://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngs] http://sp.ask.com/dictstatic/g/d/dictionary_questionbutton_default.gif (http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/Spell_pron_key.html) Show IPA
–adjective 1. resisting control or restraint in a difficult manner; unruly.

2. noisy, clamorous, or boisterous: obstreperous children.




Origin:
1590–1600; < L obstreperus clamorous, akin to obstrepere to make a noise at (ob- ob- (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ob-) + strepere to rattle); see -ous (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/-ous)

Hmmm...learning something new everyday :D

All I've ever claimed to be was a narcissistic sex freak. Not obstreperous.

[Hazelnut]

Holy Cow, you guys should be bottled and sold on street corners.

:leaf:

[hp]

All I've ever claimed to be was a narcissistic sex freak. Not obstreperous.
Politicians claim to be squeaky clean too.

Edit:

How the world sees a person is not always just what that person believes their appearance to be.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Holy Cow, you guys should be bottled and sold on street corners.

:leaf:
Hazel, what do you think would happen if you were to smoke me?

[Cogburn]

Hazel, what do you think would happen if you were to smoke me?

Massive applause.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/004gun_468x377.jpg

[anarch]

A sudden IQ drop with burst of euphoria and delusions of grandeur.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Massive applause.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/004gun_468x377.jpg

I'd dare him to shoot me and I bet you $100 he wouldn't have the sack to do it.

[skunk]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2002-04-21.gif

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

A sudden IQ drop with burst of euphoria and delusions of grandeur.

I asked hazel. Not you. Faggot.

[Royal]

I asked hazel. Not you. Faggot.

This is amkon blacky, deal with it!

GTwyJeJb6F4

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

This is amkon blacky, deal with it!


How are your uncle toms doing? :D

[Cogburn]

Just fine, boo.

[Royal]

oh! There he is! :p

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Just fine, boo.

On the real, that's the best fucking avi. EVER. However, Obama's not an uncle tom. ;)

[anarch]

On the real, that's the best fucking avi. EVER. However, Obama's not an uncle tom. ;)


:lol:

More ignorant bullshit was never said.

[Bitchkoma]

its not ignorant if the person has no context whatsoever to relate it to...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

:lol:

More ignorant bullshit was never said.

1. That avi's awesome. Seriously.

2. Obama's NOT an uncle tom. How can you not see that?

[anarch]

2. Obama's NOT an uncle tom. How can you not see that?

Obama is no different than any other worthless meat on capitol hill.

Hey IEF... you love Obama right? Well he's sending more troops into Afghanistan so the means he needs YOU to join the Army. So do your part and enlist today. For Obama!

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Hey IEF... you love Obama right? Well he's sending more troops into Afghanistan so the means he needs YOU to join the Army. So do your part and enlist today. For Obama!

I'm flatfooted. :D

[anarch]

I'm flatfooted. :D

Thats ok the Army will take you still. They have lowered their standards and Obama needs YOU to fight for our freedom in Afghanistan. YOur not gonna let Obama down are you?

[Cogburn]

its not ignorant if the person has no context whatsoever to relate it to...

That, sir, is what makes it fucking hysterical.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Thats ok the Army will take you still. They have lowered their standards and Obama needs YOU to fight for our freedom in Afghanistan. YOur not gonna let Obama down are you?

How is this relevant to him not being an uncle tom?

[anarch]

....Obama bows down before Goldman Sachs, one of his biggest political contributors.

He bowed to those that wanted to keep GITMO open. He bowed down to those wanting to keep the war in Iraq and Afghanistan going.

Obama serves the Global financial interests.

So do your part IEF. Help him out. Serve under him as commander and chief. Join the Army.

[Hazelnut]

Hazel, what do you think would happen if you were to smoke me?

I would sprout the worlds largest, longest, fattest, hardest dick?

[boycotteverything]

spoken like a true koidal manchurian.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I would sprout the worlds largest, longest, fattest, hardest dick?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A white woman with a huge black dick? Wowza.. :shock:

[Snow Crash]

You're all terrorists.

This message was brought to you by the Project for the New American Century, No Such Agency, Criminals In Action, and the Department for Homeland Paranoia, in association with the Council on Foreign Relations, News Corporation, Exxon Mobil, and Halliburton.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You're all terrorists.

This message was brought to you by the Project for the New American Century, No Such Agency, Criminals In Action, and the Department for Homeland Paranoia, in association with the Council on Foreign Relations, News Corporation, Exxon Mobil, and Halliburton.

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/arnold.gif

[WhispersInTheDark]

Don't worry , I will try to remove that IEF.


Does the title stay? Does it get firmly attached, like a Queen Of Diamonds? Is this good for the unknowable psyche of any member to whom is it applied??

I know someone who was the last person to talk to Jeff Weise on a forum once. I know the person well.


Edit: omed my ich.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Didn't mean to kill this thread.

[skunk]

You didn't kill it, the thread ODed on oxys. Happens.