HOly Shit We did it AMKON is 10 on the TopList

[anarch]

:hijack: by :fsm:

GO AMKON!

[mur]

Yeah baby!

[Snow Crash]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

What did we win?

[WITCH HUNT]

Congrats!

[lala]

Yeah what do we win!!! I hope not peanuts :D

[mojo]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

What did we win?

free tickets to IEF's house.

[anarch]

free tickets to IEF's house.


Ewww This is won of those rigged contests

[skunk]

What did we win?

:banafuck:

[lala]

:banafuck:


I can get that anytime, dam . . . lol :D

[hp]

Winner get to use IEF's Flext Ab Belt 1 hour a week.

Cash value 1/20 of 1 cent. Void where prohibited. Not valid in some states. Photocopies of coupons not allowed. Offer not open to IEF and sock puppets.

[GeneralStriker]

And all Amkon voters get to sniff it for 15 minutes. Good work, Amkon! Special thanks to Anarch for voting 17 times in three days! Enjoy your sniff!!!

[skunk]

I can get that anytime, dam . . . lol :D

You can get banana loving anytime you want? I'm lucky to get a :jerkoff: from one of those banana motherfuckers. They're prude as hell.

[mojo]

conspiracy top sites referals are about our thrid highests referal, so no matter what some think of it it does have some inherent value to amkon.

[Snow Crash]

free tickets to IEF's house.

Pft... already been there, when I took those photos and spammed everyone's PM inbox with them.

[mojo]

Pft... already been there, when I took those photos and spammed everyone's PM inbox with them.

thats ok, while you were taking photo's i took the TV.

[Snow Crash]

thats ok, while you were taking photo's i took the TV.

Oooo... cunning.

[anarch]

Is that why that TV you sold me smells like chicken!?!

[Cogburn]

Is that why that TV you sold me smells like chicken fish!?!
Fixt.

[UtopianPenguin]

Way to go anarch I'm sure your obsessive compulsive voting got amkon in the top ten
...oh...and...

:banhim:

...before you get sponsors.....

[GeneralStriker]

the revenge of the smiting voter...

[skunk]

Way to go anarch I'm sure your obsessive compulsive voting got amkon in the top ten

I doubt it.

[GeneralStriker]

I doubt it.
well- you and he. good work , homers.

[skunk]

Somebody's gotta tend to the piss bucket around here. I see you've overflown yours.

[GeneralStriker]

Somebody's gotta tend to the piss bucket around here.
no doubt.

[skunk]

And yet you continue to post, despite your bucket of bullshit overflowing. Better call the cracker house cleaner in to mop up your shit. In the meantime, pop a few metamucil and sit over the toilet seat.

[GeneralStriker]

wow! what a brilliant retort! i take back my snotty comment about your high school!

[skunk]

I take it the metamucil didn't work? It sucks being constipated, especially at such a ripe old age. Your pipes must not be working well anymore. I understand.

Try magnesium citrate this time.

[GeneralStriker]

i don't smoke the shit. but enjoy.

[skunk]

Stick a few fleets up your ass like old times and you may be pooping soon enough.

[GeneralStriker]

hahahah save that disrespect for your mother.

[skunk]

Are you implying you deserve respect because of your old age? You gotta earn it like everybody else.

[GeneralStriker]

fifth commandment don'tcha know

[Pam]

Are you implying you deserve respect because of your old age? You gotta earn it like everybody else.

This is very true! Everyone has to earn respect regardless of who or what you are.

On another note, the Top Ten List for what? Where is this list?

[Pam]

fifth commandment don'tcha know

LOL, I don't know the other 9 commandments, all I know is there is 10. Perhaps that is where this Top Ten list thing originates from?

[skunk]

fifth commandment don'tcha know

1). I don't follow the 10 commandments.

2). You're not my mother or father.

[GeneralStriker]

yep. it's the mother of the top ten list paradigm!

[skunk]

This is very true! Everyone has to earn respect regardless of who or what you are.

On another note, the Top Ten List for what? Where is this list?

There's a banner at the bottom of every page that says "Top Conspiracy Sites".

http://conspiracy.top-site-list.com/vote430.html

Clicking on it takes you to the link above.

[GeneralStriker]

1). I don't follow the 10 commandments.

2). You're not my mother or father.
1. That's a shame.
2. Literal readers are perennial sophomores.

[skunk]

Elders have to earn their respect as much as the young do. I don't mistake senility for wisdom.

[GeneralStriker]

Oh my! Such wisdom from a boy!

[skunk]

Oh my! Such whining temper tantrums from a grandpa! If you don't like it, I suggest you warren your posts and fuck off to ANV where they respect their elders "just cuz" they're older.

We run quite a different ship here.

[Pam]

Elders have to earn their respect as much as the young do. That's the way it is.

Skunk, this is true, however, you have to remember that your elders have been there and done that!

One day, you will be the elder and see what I mean. I was all the ages up to the one I am now, and the only difference is technology is different but the minds are the same.

I treat others, the way I would like to be treated. Sometimes I am a bit sarcastic, but it is meant in a good way :D

How did this thread get derailed?

[skunk]

The "been there done that" attitude does not lend itself to being a cantankerous old fart.

If there's some great knowledge to impart, share it, don't act like a douche, and maybe people will listen.

[GeneralStriker]

How did this thread get derailed? no derailment. you nailed it well.

[skunk]

I treat others, the way I would like to be treated. Sometimes I am a bit sarcastic, but it is meant in a good way :D

I treat BE (and his multiple personalities) the way he treats others. I'm nice to pretty much everyone else if you haven't noticed. I may give IEF shit, but I think he's a good guy deep down, even if he acts like a tough asshole.

[GeneralStriker]

maybe people will listen.those with ears listen.

[skunk]

Same condescending attitude as usual.

You know everything because you're old, the young know nothing because they're young and inexperienced, yet you are too stubborn to share any of this knowledge, and get mad at people who dare question your words.

"Been there done that" indeed.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Not only have I been there.

I also have the T-shirt.

And the mug, the keyring, the mouse mat and the oversized novelty pencil.

So there!

With knobs on!

Fox

[GeneralStriker]

yeah- but what about the tat?

[Pam]

yeah- but what about the tat?

Never did the tat either myself, I have forethought of what it could look like in the future.

[GeneralStriker]

nothin' worse than them sagging tats! that's what we earn in the end.

[Pam]

Yea, everything will sag one day, but I heard if you lie on your back you can make an illusion :D

[hp]

"tat's the bomb" - a random terrorist

[GeneralStriker]

shit. you're always beautiful, Pam. age is good. and always bear in mind- you're always a kid to someone!

[Pam]

shit. you're always beautiful, Pam. age is good. and always bear in mind- you're always a kid to someone!

I won't respond to that in the way IEF would, LOL, but I am a young 50, inherited that from my mother I guess :D

Just saying, nothing sagging yet but I do have the forethought for the decisions I make today.

[GeneralStriker]

hahah we all need a decent respect for gravity. and EIF is a good kid. pretty fair abs too, so i'm told.

[mojo]

yeah- but what about the tat?

i have the tat.
there not sagging yet but they are fading.

[Bitchkoma]

Merepek... tak habis lagi cerita lama...

[UtopianPenguin]

Where can you find intelligent and civil debate, a sense of community, compassion, well researched essays and a gathering of great minds held together by profanity laced insults, taunts and a nice helping of f*** it? F****** AmKon, that's where.



Where can you find iCupcakes and uncivil Flamewars, a sense of stickiness, Cramps, short term memory loss and a gathering of great minds held together by profanity laced insults, taunts and a nice helping of f*** it? F****** everyone else, :moon:.


nutrd

[GeneralStriker]

We R the icky feelings pool and proud of it.

[skunk]

nutrd

That's about the truth of the matter, although I think you were pretty nice to us.

[Cogburn]

http://amkon.net/search.php?do=finduser&u=1444

Every contribution an absolute gem.

Thanks for improving the quality of AmKon while you were here. Glad you made the most of your vists.

[UtopianPenguin]

1). I don't follow the 10 commandments.
That means you can steal his TV AND tap his ass.


). You're not my mother or father.
That means you can steal his TV AND tap his ass AND while he's asleep AND knock him up.

[skunk]

http://amkon.net/search.php?searchid=47225

Every contribution an absolute gem.


Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

Cogfail.

[Cogburn]

Heh... even works when I click it in your quote.

Hahah... nvm... session specific searches.

Try this one.

http://amkon.net/search.php?do=finduser&u=1444

[UtopianPenguin]

Heh... even works when I click it in your quote.
Hahah... nvm... session specific searches.
Try this one.
http://amkon.net/search.php?do=finduser&u=1444

Did you anagram any of those post ?
:shortbus:

EDIT TO ADD:
Number of posts: 66
Number of posts in this thread: 66

Ever play with numbers ?
OR create energy ?

PRJ99wuV1ng

[Cogburn]

Have you ever spent any time in a Turkish prison?

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Peter-Graves-Airplane.1.jpg

[anarch]

No but I stayed in a holiday in express last night.

[UtopianPenguin]

That's about the truth of the matter, although I think you were pretty nice to us.

I have to be nice now Skunk.
Your foul stench has rub off on me,and I don't see you as a battery and more.
LOL fuck,I lurves lame ass matrix references.

Although,I have a feeling "WE" are going to crack the top 5 on that board over there. ~~~>

...points and makes rude gestures

We need A good puke off for that to happen.

:puke:

[anarch]

HAHA I am vote number 5000!!!!

[anarch]

only about 300 votes to go till we hit 8th place woot!

[Jedimiller]

told u so motherfuckers.....i got game..

[Alessandra]

told u so motherfuckers.....i got game..

yeah, cuz it was totally you, Belushi.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Jedimiller

You have been officially appointed Amkon mentor for new member PonyboyFUCKats.

Perhaps you could introduce yourself in due course on his intro thread.

[Lexion]

told u so motherfuckers.....i got masturbation down pat..

fixt


VOTE

:D

[Jedimiller]

ill vote when i give a fly...and of course it was me..you think my registering here had nthin to do aless? i told u all in my thread....witd...whos ponyfuk? ibeen away bro..

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

ill vote when i give a fly...and of course it was me..you think my registering here had nthin to do aless? i told u all in my thread....witd...whos ponyfuk? ibeen away bro..

Me and some friends ran a train on princess leia. :O

[Jedimiller]

fuck off cumstain

[anarch]

IF your not voting then your part of the problem.

[Royal]

ill vote when i give a fly...and of course it was me..you think my registering here had nthin to do aless? i told u all in my thread....witd...whos ponyfuk? ibeen away bro..

Thanks for giving us such a quality member. :badmonkey:

[Jedimiller]

ill vote as soon as i can alright? now stop bitching like my ex..that goes for everyone..

[FancyFree]

free tickets to IEF's house train.

fixt

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

fixt

Shut up.

[FancyFree]

just trying to help my homie out.

[anarch]

We are 20 votes away from 8th people. Lets see if we can make this happen TODAY!

[Yex]

15 vote to go till 8th

[Ima Nasshole]

Yeah what do we win!!! I hope not peanuts :D
A lifetime supply of BE mustache rides.

[Ducky]

A lifetime supply of BE mustache rides.

Fuck that man...

*shivers*

VOTING for change :p

[Ducky]

We're still at # 9

[FancyFree]

A lifetime supply of BE mustache rides.

That's not particularily appealing, Ima. lol

[anarch]

10 votes to go

[Ducky]

Won't take long now

[Lexion]

Won't take long now

I hate when a woman says that.

Give me your fucking purse, I'll wait
in the lobby.

[anarch]

We is at At with ten over the mark WOOOOO!!!

Once we take seventh 6th will be a heart beat away... and then up the ladder we go.

[anarch]

R u voting yet?

[BE2]

good to have a cheerleader.

[Lexion]

AmKon is quite well known.

Fuck a list.

[skunk]

Just another way to increase awareness. We are assimilating the borg.

[mojo]

apparently so, we have now been banned by the top two conspiracy websites, not bad for a bunch of fruitcakes.

[skunk]

I'd rather be infamous than famous.

[Lexion]

Good Sir, I take deference to your calling
me a "fruitcake".

I'll have you know, I'm just a cake, seeking
a cup.

[Lexion]

I'd rather be infamous than famous.

QFMFST

[skunk]

I'll have you know, I'm just a cake, seeking
a cup.

Better than a girl looking for a tub :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lexion]

Or, a girl in a tub.

:D

[skunk]

Shit...I should have responded with, "Or two girls searching for one cup."

[Lexion]

I heard Pam has "the cup".

Just a rumour, though.

[Pam]

I heard Pam has "the cup".

Just a rumour, though.


LOL, that would be in your dreams!

[mojo]

yep.

[Lexion]

LOL, that would be in your dreams!


yep.

Thirded.

[anarch]

C cups B cups your cups my cups. One girl two girls three girls cups. I can have cup or you can have a cup, Just don't pee in my cup because She did it in a cup.