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Royal
02-06-2010, 10:25 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t30/805863078/100709104737uthudaitrang.jpg
If your not careful, you will be diagnosed.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t30/805863078/therapy_ken.jpg
Let the games begin.
skunk
02-06-2010, 10:27 PM
How do I get period blood out of a couch?
Royal
02-06-2010, 10:31 PM
How do I get period blood out of a couch?
292.81Drug-induced persisting delirium
skunk
02-06-2010, 10:35 PM
292.81Drug-induced persisting delirium
ICD-9-CM Diagnosis Code 797 Senility without psychosis
Royal
02-06-2010, 10:37 PM
ICD-9-CM Diagnosis Code 797 Senility without psychosis
oh.... puppy came to play...
296.25Major depressive affective disorder single episode in partial or unspecified remission
Kogburn
02-06-2010, 10:41 PM
How do I get period blood out of a couch?
A straw!
Royal
02-06-2010, 10:43 PM
A straw!
295.90Unspecified type schizophrenia unspecified state
class of psychoses with disturbance mainly of cognition (content and form of thought, perception, sense of self versus external world, volition) and psychomotor function, rather than affect.
skunk
02-06-2010, 10:44 PM
A straw!
haha, I never would have thought of that solution.
Would you recommend a twisty straw or a straight one?
Royal
02-08-2010, 02:11 AM
haha, I never would have thought of that solution.
Would you recommend a twisty straw or a straight one?
302.89Other specified psychosexual disorders
Ima Nasshole
02-08-2010, 02:12 AM
haha, I never would have thought of that solution.
Would you recommend a twisty straw or a straight one?
I have found that Jack in the Box fast food restaurants have the strongest straws... damn cocaine habit!
Royal
02-08-2010, 02:21 AM
I have found that Jack in the Box fast food restaurants have the strongest straws... damn cocaine habit!
304.21Cocaine dependence continuous use
Infinite`Eternal`Forever
02-08-2010, 12:20 PM
Hey doctor royal, why haven't you taken being such a faggot off your to do list?
Hey doctor royal, why haven't you taken being such a faggot off your to do list?
pigment.....not just a breath-freshener for swine:circle:
Royal
02-08-2010, 08:59 PM
Hey doctor royal, why haven't you taken being such a faggot off your to do list?
312.30Impulse control disorder unspecified
Mental disorders characterized by an intense need to gratify one's immediate desires and failure to resist the impulse or temptation.
Royal
02-08-2010, 09:00 PM
pigment.....not just a breath-freshener for swine:circle:
312.39Other disorders of impulse control
Excessive pulling of one's own hair.
Excessive pulling of one's own hair.
666.6 condition experienced after reading 4 or more of Royals posts:compunch:
Royal
02-08-2010, 09:33 PM
666.6 condition experienced after reading 4 or more of Royals posts:compunch:
666 http://www.icd9data.com/images/help.pngPostpartum hemorrhage
666 http://www.icd9data.com/images/help.pngPostpartum hemorrhage
:puke:
Royal
02-08-2010, 09:41 PM
:puke:
536.2Persistent vomiting
:boom:
536.2Persistent vomiting
Royal
02-08-2010, 10:06 PM
:boom:
993.4Effects of air pressure caused by explosion
ApolloRising
02-10-2010, 12:54 PM
Does this never get boring?
Royal might be a nice guy... you know, if he weren't such a cock.
theeindiee
02-10-2010, 04:33 PM
Can you diagnose people who think that mountains are posing as humans in an effort to climb onto their head face's summit, to get revenge for those other times in which the reverse happened?
Alessandra
02-10-2010, 04:40 PM
Indiee-is-a-doucheitis
easy
Royal
02-10-2010, 10:35 PM
Does this never get boring?
Royal might be a nice guy... you know, if he weren't such a cock.
Never! Try it!
Here are some fun ones!
762 (http://www.icd9data.com/2009/Volume1/760-779/760-763/762/default.htm) Fetus or newborn affected by complications of placenta cord and membranes
099.50094.82Syphilitic parkinsonism
094.87304.51304.73Combinations of opioid type drug with any other drug dependence in remission
319Unspecified mental retardation
subnormal intellectual functioning which originates during the developmental period; multiple potential etiologies, including genetic defects and perinatal insults; intelligence quotient (IQ) scores are commonly used to determine whether an individual is mentally retarded; IQ scores between 70 and 79 are in the borderline mentally retarded range and scores below 67 are in the retarded range.
Alessandra
02-10-2010, 10:37 PM
319Unspecified mental retardation
subnormal intellectual functioning which originates during the developmental period; multiple potential etiologies, including genetic defects and perinatal insults; intelligence quotient (IQ) scores are commonly used to determine whether an individual is mentally retarded; IQ scores between 70 and 79 are in the borderline mentally retarded range and scores below 67 are in the retarded range.
Affects 3/4 of Amkon
Royal
02-10-2010, 10:38 PM
Affects 3/4 of Amkon
errrrranerr yeaasfd
theeindiee
02-10-2010, 10:39 PM
so says star wars nerd. zing.
Alessandra
02-10-2010, 10:46 PM
hence why I said 3/4. I did not specifically say I wasn't affected by it. idiot.
Dee dee dee!