Amkon Grammy's

[Royal]

Can we have awards go out to amkon members like:

Most Fucked Up in the Head or
TRashiest Thread
Biggest Bitch.

Maybe categories with better names...

Have a competent small group of admins vote, or all the members...

[Raptor Jesus]

THE RESULTS ARE IN!...

Most Fucked Up in the Head

ROYAL, for his menstrual trilogy

TRashiest Thread

ROYAL again.

Biggest Bitch

Royal, for starting this thread...

http://www.thelifestream.net/forums/images/smilies/pollsclosed.jpg

[Royal]

ha! mother fucker...

[skunk]

:bitch:

[Royal]

:bitch:

lol :fucku2:

[Royal]

This thread was a bad idea.

There's no cleaner to take out these stains...

[skunk]

You could warren your op, but then you'd be an even bigger bitch.


Can we have awards go out to amkon members like:

Most Fucked Up in the Head or
TRashiest Thread
Biggest Bitch.

Maybe categories with better names...

Have a competent small group of admins vote, or all the members...

[Royal]

You could warren your op, but then you'd be an even bigger bitch.

Yup. I'm just going to take it

[WITCH HUNT]

Royal, that is genius. Of course, because it's AMKON, you must have categories like;

1. Poster that best represents the case for abortion!
2. Thread that reads like a case of the clap!
3. Best senseless use of completely unrelated gif
4. Peoples choice award for the most popular sock
5. Poster most likely to have a human body part in the freezer. (me, ...a femur)
6. Most helpful

Oh the possibilities!

[Cogburn]

http://www.thelifestream.net/forums/images/smilies/pollsclosed.jpg

Epic. +1

[Royal]

This thread is best symbolized as a daisy sprouting out of dog shit.

[Cogburn]

Wasn't that the cover of a Green Day album?

[mojo]

1. Member to leave the forum in disgust more than anyone else.

and the winner is........boycotteverything.

2. Member who has the ability to have a life experience that matches or surpasses anyone elses.

and the winner is..........jackinthebox.

3. Member who attracts the most sexual innuendo of any other member.

and the winner is.........Alessandra.

4. Most tenacious poster in a single thread.

and the winner is........torbjon for his amazing performance in the alcoholic drug riddled bitch thread that had a head on and killed her family.

5. Sexiest member (female category).

and the winner is a tie.......all of our female members and royal. :)


:mojo:

[WITCH HUNT]

2. Member who has the ability to have a life experience that matches or surpasses anyone elses.

and the winner is..........jackinthebox.



:lol:

[mojo]

i hate to think what category i might find myself in.

[pack3tg0st]

i hate to think what category i might find myself in.

Most curious monkey?

:lol:

[mojo]

haha....i was thinking more along the lines of most stubborn bigmouthed reprobate.

i'm never going to live down that throw away line am i?

[pack3tg0st]

haha....i was thinking more along the lines of most stubborn bigmouthed reprobate.

i'm never going to live down that throw away line am i?

hahaha well... I figure eventually lol

but shit man... I'm still trying to live down 4 days of lost posts... even after the warning that all posts for the next 4 days will be lost...

sigh...

[WITCH HUNT]

Pack said:
" I'm still trying to live down 4 days of lost posts... even after the warning that all posts for the next 4 days will be lost...'

You are still the man pack!

[skunk]

hahaha well... I figure eventually lol

but shit man... I'm still trying to live down 4 days of lost posts... even after the warning that all posts for the next 4 days will be lost...

sigh...

How do you think apeci felt when he was blamed for losing half the board's posts when it was in no way his fault?

People are stoopid.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Hottest male: Me. :D

Hottest female: RubyRocket

Biggest dickhead: Cockburn. Honorable mention goes to chorlton.

Funniest: Snow Crash. Honorable mention goes to BE.

Biggest dramaqueen: BE

Most useless poster: eris. Honorable mention goes to mrpenny & pam.

Mr irrelevant: Triangle

Ms irrelevant: MissA (I still luv ya tho cutie)

Most neurotic: Chii. Honorable mention goes to Lex.

Member with the most incoherent posts: theindiee. Honorable mention goes to la la.

Lamest poster: Royal. Honorable mention goes to eyeforalie, disgustipated, theindiee, and paroxysm

Nicest: Ducky. Honorable mention goes to Hazelnut.

Poster who failed the hardest: Hissil. Honorable mentions go to warrenb, trauma teased (come back dammit!!!1!!!!) and jedi.

:)

[hp]

Worst Wall of Type

Hissil

[hp]

Best Paranoia Based on Lack of Knowledge

Hissil

[hp]

Best Workaround for Amkon Connectivity for Posting

Paroxysm - for window assisted wireless

[guinnessford]

guinnessford: posting shit he thought was new, people already knew for years

allessandra: rashing about online gaming theft/equipment failure

skunk: most new marijuana uses/laws

[hp]

Best Excuse at Return for an Absence

guinnessford - tied - legally detained and broken bones

[guinnessford]

yay!!!!!

[Lexion]

Most neurotic: Chii. Honorable mention goes to Lex.

I'm neurotic ?

Jesus.

That's a new one.

[Royal]

Biggest Nigger
Ducky

[Alessandra]

Biggest Nigger
Ducky


lolwut

[Snow Crash]

lolwut

Just be thankful he didn't call her the biggest muslim, cos that would have meant armageddon.

[guinnessford]

Just be thankful he didn't call her the biggest muslim, cos that would have meant armageddon.


why, queen ducks a joo?

[Snow Crash]

why, queen ducks a joo?

Christian. She doesn't like Teh Islamzorz, cos they are gonna turn Canuckistan into a caliphate.

Apparently.

[skunk]

Fixt. I just had to steal it from their website, fucking bastards wouldn't let me hotlink it.

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=318&stc=1&d=1265163410

[Snow Crash]

YAY!.... the punchlines been unmangled!

Fixt in response to Skunk's fixory.

[guinnessford]

Christian. She doesn't like Teh Islamzorz, cos they are gonna turn Canuckistan into a cyphillys


fixt

[Snow Crash]

Christian. She doesn't like Teh Islamzorz, cos they are gonna turn Canuckistan into a cyphillys


fixt

I assume it's spelt with a C cos it's Canada's own take it?

Subliminal brand marketing... impressive for those soon to be stealthcommuno-Islamofacist Caribou herders!!!

[guinnessford]

i am so smart...s...m...r....t

[guinnessford]

sorry snow, jaegers takin effect.

[Snow Crash]

i am so smart...s...m...r....t

+1 for obscure, yet classic Simpsons reference.

[guinnessford]

+1 for obscure, yet classic Simpsons reference.


you are the man!

[Kogburn]

Hottest male: Me. :D

Hottest female: RubyRocket

Biggest dickhead: Cockburn. Honorable mention goes to chorlton.

Funniest: Snow Crash. Honorable mention goes to BE.

Biggest dramaqueen: BE

Most useless poster: eris. Honorable mention goes to mrpenny & pam.

Mr irrelevant: Triangle

Ms irrelevant: MissA (I still luv ya tho cutie)

Most neurotic: Chii. Honorable mention goes to Lex.

Member with the most incoherent posts: theindiee. Honorable mention goes to la la.

Lamest poster: Royal. Honorable mention goes to eyeforalie, disgustipated, theindiee, and paroxysm

Nicest: Ducky. Honorable mention goes to Hazelnut.

Poster who failed the hardest: Hissil. Honorable mentions go to warrenb, trauma teased (come back dammit!!!1!!!!) and jedi.

:)
Chorlton is hardly a dickhead, the dude is straight up. And who the fuck voted you judge?

[guinnessford]

best sock: kogburn

[skunk]

Chorlton: least likely to smoke killer skunk, and most likely to fall for reefer madness propaganda.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Chorlton is hardly a dickhead, the dude is straight up. And who the fuck voted you judge?

Cholrton's a goddamn dick head dude. Fuck what you say. And I judged this shit because I felt like it.

[guinnessford]

And I judged this shit because I felt like it.

gotta give that a +10

[Kogburn]

1. Board member most likely to break his back trying to suck his own cock- Cogburn.

2. Board member most likely to be under the influence of a tampon while posting- Boycott Everything.

3. Biggest Flag Whore- Cogburn

4. Oldest board member with the fewest posts- Jasn.

5. Biggest waste of bandwidth on the board- A case for civilization on the moon.

6. Board member who most likely only has one testicle- Lex

7. Board member with the brightest possible future- Ras

8. Most prolific writer while stoned to the B-Jesus- Theindee

9. Most conscientious Poster- Kiwi

10. Board member with the biggest crush on Cogburn- Packetgo3st

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

10. Board member with the biggest crush on Cogburn- Packetgo3st Honorable mention goes to eye & royal.




Fixt.

[skunk]

I think y'all are secretly on cogburns dick, to quote jack.

[guinnessford]

shwk shwk shwk

that a cog-sucking sound?

[GeneralStriker]

7. Board member with the brightest possible future- Rasi second that emotion.

[hp]

Best Sketch in a Supporting Role

John Lear for NASA astronauts went to the moon in a microwave popcorn bag

[Ducky]

Fixt. I just had to steal it from their website, fucking bastards wouldn't let me hotlink it.

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=318&stc=1&d=1265163410

:lol::lol:

[Ducky]

Christian. She doesn't like Teh Islamzorz, cos they are gonna turn Canuckistan into a cyphillys


fixt

:fucku2:

luv ya man! lolol

[pack3tg0st]

Hahaha seriously Ima,

At least have the balls to come out from hiding behind a sock


1. Board member most likely to break his back trying to suck his own cock- Cogburn.

2. Board member most likely to be under the influence of a tampon while posting- Boycott Everything.

3. Biggest Flag Whore- Cogburn

4. Oldest board member with the fewest posts- Jasn.

5. Biggest waste of bandwidth on the board- A case for civilization on the moon.

6. Board member who most likely only has one testicle- Lex

7. Board member with the brightest possible future- Ras

8. Most prolific writer while stoned to the B-Jesus- Theindee

9. Most conscientious Poster- Kiwi

10. Board member with the biggest crush on Cogburn- Packetgo3st

[Kogburn]

Hahaha seriously Ima,

At least have the balls to come out from hiding behind a sock
LOL, where ya been?... I did that a few days/posts/threads ago... Fuck, I couldn't have made it more obvious.

[mojo]

At least have the balls to come out from hiding behind a sock

and its not your balls you put in the sock when wanking.

[skunk]

:circle:

[pack3tg0st]

LOL, where ya been?... I did that a few days/posts/threads ago... Fuck, I couldn't have made it more obvious.

meh, if it was in one of those retarded threads filled with nothing but pure ad-hominem.... I probably didn't read it... or participate...

[pack3tg0st]

and its not your balls you put in the sock when wanking.

I'd say it depends more on the softness of the sock... how many socks you have... and whether you have your balls shaved...

[mojo]

all of the above.

silk socks are the best though they stain something horrible.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

:circle:

Superb smiley.

[Cogburn]

LOL, where ya been?... I did that a few days/posts/threads ago... Fuck, I couldn't have made it more obvious.

Some of us knew pretty much from day one without the need for IP tracing. :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2uz8evb.jpg

[Kogburn]

Some of us knew pretty much from day one without the need for IP tracing. :)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2uz8evb.jpg
That's exactly what I was talking about, I'm surprised the whole thing was a fucking mystery.

[mojo]

did someone say mystery.

x2jbfEoD6DQ

[Cogburn]

My backup.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Scooby-Doo-tv-02.jpg

[mojo]

do ya reckon velma is a dyke, ive seen the way she looks at daphne.

[Cogburn]

Velma was the dyke. That's why she was always alone.

Daphne and Fred were swingers. That's why they were always running off together never to be seen until the end of the episode.

Scooby and Shaggy were the stoners. That's why they were always looking for food.

I think that was Bill Hicks.

[mojo]

pesonally ive always preferred leila.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/mojo4sale/futurama.gif

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

pesonally ive always preferred leila.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/mojo4sale/futurama.gif

Damn she's getting slutted out. Hahahaah. Nice.

[Lexion]

7. Board member with the brightest possible future- Ras

QFT

[skunk]

Ex-board member. He's ditched amkon for greener pastures (ie real life).