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Bitchkoma
01-23-2010, 05:18 AM
I have a theory that once in a while, the whole world will fall mildly ill from slightly runny nose and cough. And it is because the planet happened to pass through a cloud of comet dust that is full of bad shit that'll make you sick. So to add some semblance of empirical evidence to the hypothesis, I ask that everyone post a little report here when they're not well.

Currently, this is me:

Fever: No
Flu: a bit of running nose
Cough: very slight
Sore throat: Not anymore
Phlegm: light yellow.

Paroxysm
01-23-2010, 06:25 AM
Who's ill or has a boo-boo?

Come over here and we'll get you fixed right up.

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Raptor Jesus
01-23-2010, 09:16 AM
I have an MSG allergy. Is this because of the comet?

skunk
01-23-2010, 12:15 PM
BK, I'm constipated does that count?

I felt like absolute shit (probably because I was full of it) yesterday, I thought I was going to pass out.

Alessandra
01-23-2010, 01:26 PM
started coughing last night. Have a headache this morning, with small cough. Felt warm to the touch last night too.

boycotteverything
01-23-2010, 01:27 PM
my left leg fell off

Raptor Jesus
01-23-2010, 01:28 PM
just hop

Alessandra
01-23-2010, 01:28 PM
well fuck, BE.

boycotteverything
01-23-2010, 01:30 PM
well- i can fly cheap now

Alessandra
01-23-2010, 01:32 PM
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Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 02:19 PM
I'm ill indeed. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ill

skunk
01-23-2010, 06:58 PM
I'm ill indeed. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ill

3. Adj. Being particularly depraved, usually with respect to one's selfish pursuits or the manner in which one treats others.

Makes sense considering you fuck and snub women.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 07:16 PM
3. Adj. Being particularly depraved, usually with respect to one's selfish pursuits or the manner in which one treats others.

Makes sense considering you fuck and snub women.

That sig really gets to ya doesn't it? :lol:

skunk
01-23-2010, 07:17 PM
No not really. I wouldn't expect to pickup any chick worth her weight in salt with that kind of attitude though.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 07:19 PM
I wouldn't expect to pickup any chick worth her weight in salt with that kind of attitude though.

You'd be surprised. The saying nice guys finish last doesn't exist for nothing.

skunk
01-23-2010, 07:20 PM
There's a lot of sayings out there, their existence doesn't make any of them true.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 07:21 PM
There's a lot of sayings out there, their existence doesn't make any of them true.

Perhaps, but it's safe to say that the one about nice guys is pretty much true.

skunk
01-23-2010, 07:24 PM
I seem to be doing pretty well, and you can bet your ass I treat women with the respect they deserve.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 07:42 PM
I seem to be doing pretty well, and you can bet your ass I treat women with the respect they deserve.

Women are very secretive when it comes to revealing how they really feel about men. Just saying.

skunk
01-23-2010, 07:43 PM
Question, are you single?

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 07:51 PM
Question, are you single?

Yup. That's by choice though. ;)

skunk
01-23-2010, 07:52 PM
I'm sure.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-23-2010, 08:10 PM
I'm sure.

:D :D :D