The flext belt ab toner.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I purchased the flex belt today. It should arrive on friday. After a couple weeks of usage I'll update this thread and let yall know how good the results are and if I'd recommend one. :D

In the meantime, yall can check out their site.

http://www.theflexbelt.com

[Mungodave]

Or maybe not



.

[Cogburn]

:lol:

You consumerist whore.

Do some sit-ups, crunches and lunges, maybe throw some yoga on top for good measure, and you could have saved yourself some cash as well as some dignity.

[mur]

200 bucks?

You're nuts

[hp]

Rife-abs...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

:lol:

You consumerist whore.

Do some sit-ups, crunches and lunges, maybe throw some yoga on top for good measure, and you could have saved yourself some cash as well as some dignity.

I do do these you fucking prick. This ab belt is merely supplementation to the ab exercises I already do.


200 bucks?

You're nuts

I can afford it though. ;)

[Cogburn]

GlKL_EpnSp8

Make sure you watch the whole thing.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

GlKL_EpnSp8

Make sure you watch the whole thing.

:lol: I read all the time thank you very much. Dude just stop trying to throw the jabs. They're not landing at all. And if you keep it up I'll get snow crash to come pwn you again. ;)

[Cogburn]

I guess you didn't watch the whole thing.

"Buy some land, buy some land! Fuck, fuck spinning rims!"

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I guess you didn't watch the whole thing.

"Buy some land, buy some land! Fuck, fuck spinning rims!"

Yes cog, I know that's what that song says. You're not the only one who's tried to throw that same jab. What I buy with my money is my business. And for the record, I don't have any rims. ;)

[Cogburn]

I'm sure that they manifest in their own special way.

It's not like there are entire industries catered to consumerist dumbasses such as yourself... like the exercise equipment industry.

I'd be willing to bet that for all the money you've plunked down on worthless shit in the past 5 years you could have probably bought a place somewhere other than where you have to wade through hookers and thugs to get in your front door.

But hey... go ahead and buy that gun, too. You've displayed an excellent track record money management skills and purchasing decisions. I'm sure your ability to judge the proper application of a firearm is equally spot-on.

[hp]

I'd be willing to bet that for all the money you've plunked down on worthless shit in the past 5 years you could have probably bought a place somewhere other than where you have to wade through hookers and thugs to get in your front door.


Interesting point...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I'm sure that they manifest in their own special way.

It's not like there are entire industries catered to consumerist dumbasses such as yourself... like the exercise equipment industry.

I'd be willing to bet that for all the money you've plunked down on worthless shit in the past 5 years you could have probably bought a place somewhere other than where you have to wade through hookers and thugs to get in your front door.

But hey... go ahead and buy that gun, too. You've displayed an excellent track record money management skills and purchasing decisions. I'm sure your ability to judge the proper application of a firearm is equally spot-on.

:lol:

1. Oh, so shit's that's necsessities are worthless? Ya know like groceries, gas, cleaning products, etc. If you must know I buy those kinds of things first before I buy my toys. ;)

2. It's not my immediate neighborhood that's got gangs. My neighborhood's very quiet thank you very much. It's the places you go to in this town that has the fraud ass gangbangers. Like the clubs, parties your friends throw etc. And I don't fuck hookers. I fuck high quality babes.

3. You really need to stop speaking on shit you know nothing about. Really.

[Cogburn]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2n8dcfb.jpg

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2n8dcfb.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/fail.jpg

:D

[pack3tg0st]

2. It's not my immediate neighborhood that's got gangs. My neighborhood's very quiet thank you very much. It's the places you go to in this town that has the fraud ass gangbangers.

Cause the real gangbangers hang out in quiet neighborhoods?

Fuck downtown L.A. or Downtown Detroit...

The real shit is in the 'burbs!

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

The real shit is at the clubs & parties like he's already said.

Fixt.

[skunk]

Dude...This is a fucking scam. Situps and crunches work wonders...If you are really concerned about getting huge abs, hold a dumbbell weight on your chest while you do them.

M0nOP0OGmAc

[Royal]

Hello,

My name is Royal. You may have seen me and my abs on beautifulpeople.com. I have received dozens of 10 scores for my body and want you achieve the same body as well. With my help, you can be one of the sexiest guys on the net. Wheather you are a big loud white guy like Cogburn, or a skinny urkel nigger like IEF, you will be able to achieve results in no time.

Abs have the same muscles that are in your biceps. You need to do cardio and cut the fat, and then pop out those abs using some weights (like the exercise mentioned above). The amount of money you spend on a machine or a device can give you a gym membership instead. So save your money so you can use multiple machines so your muscles experience "muscle confusion" which will help muscles build bigger and be more prominant.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

If you are really concerned about getting huge abs, hold a dumbbell weight on your chest while you do them.

M0nOP0OGmAc

I do this already also. ;)

[Royal]

Cogburn's posts in this thread are pure comedy PLATINUM.

IEF, you along with snowass always say shit like "nice try" or "fail" when the posts clearly made you look like a shirly temple.

When you say shit like that you automatically lose, because it's the reader that decides you dumbasses.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Cogburn's posts in this thread are pure comedy PLATINUM.

IEF, you along with snowass always say shit like "nice try" or "fail" when the posts clearly made you look like a shirly temple.

When you say shit like that you automatically lose, because it's the reader that decides you dumbasses.

Right. Go make some more posts about menstrual blood fool. :p

Oh and btw, money is NOT energy. Fuck what you heard. :lol:

[Royal]

Right. Go make some more posts about menstrual blood fool. :p

Oh and btw, money is NOT energy. Fuck what you heard. :lol:

ahaha... I'm flattered you remembered. Must be good reading.

[Royal]

Money = Energy.


Economic that is. Some guy is one step closer to fucking a super model because you bought his ab product.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Money = Energy.


And THAT my friend, is why hissil was the only one who pwned you. :(

[Royal]

Hissil didn't OWN anyone in that thread. He complained like a cat stuck in a tree. He wasn't worth the energy.

TIME = MONEY = ENERGY

Getting it yet?

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Hissil didn't OWN anyone in that thread. He complained like a cat stuck in a tree. He wasn't worth the energy.

TIME = MONEY = ENERGY

Getting it yet?

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/u-mad1.jpg

[Snow Crash]

Hello,

My name is Royal.

There are lies, damn lies, and statistics!!!!!!!!!

[Ima Nasshole]

Dude, you gotta hook that thing up to your nuts and tell us what happens.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Dude, you gotta hook that thing up to your nuts and tell us what happens.

Emulating jackass=fetterhoff.

[Royal]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/u-mad1.jpg

yup. at niggaz.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

yup. at niggaz.

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time a white boy's mad at a black dude is because he fucked the shit out of his girl with his python of a dick. Seriously.

[Snow Crash]

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time a person is racist because they're a fucktard who lives in a goldfish bowl.

Fixt for accuracy, and please refrain from throwing aviation fuel on the campfire by stooping to his level. Thanks.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Fixt for accuracy, and please refrain from throwing aviation fuel on the campfire by stooping to his level. Thanks.

FFS snow I can't have fun? :D

[Royal]

Fixt for accuracy, and please refrain from throwing aviation fuel on the campfire by stooping to his level. Thanks.

kool... fixt. thank you.

[Royal]

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time a white boy's mad at a black dude is because he fucked the shit out of his girl with his python of a dick. Seriously.

nope. Watch the Chris Rock video.

I'm not mad at black people, I'm mad at niggaz. Sorry for the confusion.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

nope. Watch the Chris Rock video.

I'm not mad at black people, I'm mad at niggaz. Sorry for the confusion.

Yeah yeah yeah. Just put cockburn's dick back in your mouth like you want to.

[Snow Crash]

kool... fixt. thank you.

You're most welcome.

[Cogburn]

Yeah yeah yeah. Just put cockburn's dick back in your mouth like you want to.

What's wrong, boo boo?

Can't take it when someone appreciates someone for reasons you can't understand?

I'd bet that explains most of your actual real-life experience with women too, hence your addiction to narcissistic, self-destructive, value sets: attempts to emulate an attraction that women have found in other men that you have been unable to replicate yourself.

Any siblings? Where's mom? Climb up on my couch for a minute...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

What's wrong, boo boo?

Can't take it when someone appreciates someone for reasons you can't understand?

No, I can't understand why somebody would appreciate a prick who's full of himself.


I'd bet that explains most of your actual real-life experience with women too, hence your addiction to narcissistic, self-destructive, value sets:

Hahahahah. Fuck outta here cog. It's not my fault the way I act causes the insecure to realize how little they have, how unattractive they are etc..


Any siblings? Where's mom? Climb up on my couch for a minute...

Mom's fine and dandy. Thanks for asking. :D

[WITCH HUNT]

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time a white boy's mad at a black dude is because he fucked the shit out of his girl with his python of a dick. Seriously.

Why is it people like you like to mention black men and their dicks like it's some kind of compliment to them? You all never mention the Black scientists, or Black Nobel Laureates in literature or medicine or Black trauma surgeons or Black Generals! No it's always some ghetto-ass thug with a dick bigger than your husband/boyfriend! Why is that? If I was to get all Freudian on your ass I would say that you have some deep-seated fantasy about being ravaged by a group of mandingos while your father or husband/boyfriend is forced to watch. If I was to get all Jungian on you I would say that you have a deep-seated sense of guilt about the plight of black people in AMERICA. Mistakenly trying to build up their self-esteem by complimenting them on something that they can take pride in, ... like dick size. When in reality you are denegrating them by ignoring their accomplishments and subconciously telling them they are good for nothing else! (tisk tisk tisk)

Btw, I'm sure there are 10 families in HAITI that are really happy that you have chosen to spend money on your vanity and not on something like emergency shelters or clothes! :(

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

If I was to get all Freudian on your ass

Cognitive psychology>>>psychoanalysis>>behaviorism.

[WITCH HUNT]

Great comeback!

But what about the question? Oh that's right, members of the SOCK ALLIANCE don't worry about answering questions. Answers just lead to more questions, and that leads to the self-realization that you are a follower of a cruel, selfish, fucktard of a leader! And in a cult, you are not allowed to question the leader! So have fun and say hello to Tom Cruise for me!

LORD ZENU out!

[Hazelnut]

Here you go IEF, the best ab toner just for you.

cyaZIVnp4BI

Or maybe this one?

axUixg0RFaI

And the best! for last...

9FzDXvYAKEA

[MrPenny]

I purchased the flex belt today.

You're shittin' us....right?

Or, are you actually fucking bragging about this worthless piece of shit you spent $200 for?

Hell's bells......yesterday I bought a Snickers™ bar. After I eat it, I'll let ya'll know how good it was.

[Ducky]

Dude, you gotta hook that thing up to your nuts and tell us what happens.

Aha! So that's where the Mexicans got the idea for car 'dingle balls' back in the 60's eh?

[boycotteverything]

You're shittin' us....right?

Or, are you actually fucking bragging about this worthless piece of shit you spent $200 for?

Hell's bells......yesterday I bought a Snickers™ bar. After I eat it, I'll let ya'll know how good it was.hahaha ab toner! i'll take two, please.

[Ducky]

And the best! for last...

9FzDXvYAKEA

Man oh man...you wern't kidding?!!? :o

Talk about ab control with this chicklet...wow!!!! Very impressed

Mesmorizing.

[Hazelnut]

@ Ducky,

I know. It doesn't look quite the same when I do it. LOL

[boycotteverything]

@ Ducky,

I know. It doesn't look quite the same when I do it. LOLbetter get yourself a flexbelt then.

[hp]

hahaha ab toner! i'll take two, please.

That qualifies you for a free sham-wow with your order. Just pay seperate shipping and handling.

[mur]

No, I can't understand why somebody would appreciate a prick who's full of himself.


Cog's full of himself because he has a brain..

IEF is full of himself because?

[skunk]

Great comeback!

But what about the question? Oh that's right, members of the SOCK ALLIANCE don't worry about answering questions. Answers just lead to more questions, and that leads to the self-realization that you are a follower of a cruel, selfish, fucktard of a leader! And in a cult, you are not allowed to question the leader! So have fun and say hello to Tom Cruise for me!

LORD ZENU out!

haha sock alliance.

hp coined the term "mood socks", I think its much more fitting.

[boycotteverything]

so you figured out that EIF is my sock? good pissboy.

[pack3tg0st]

so you figured out that EIF is my sock? good pissboy.

Rumor has it Skunk is one of your socks too..

Either that or the other way around

:)

<---ducks.

[skunk]

lol, he already has too many socks to count. One for each mood (aka personality). A psychologist would probably diagnose him with schizophrenia.

[boycotteverything]

nah. a shrink wouldn't but a pissboy would.

[skunk]

vaya con carne, dad

[boycotteverything]

please create your own epithets. that one's trade marked.

[skunk]

Piss boy, come on, you've gotta do better than that. The piss bucket is almost full.

[Cogburn]

The hypocrisy continues....
What does "Vaya con Carne" mean?
Well, it started as a bad joke - a mix of the popular Spanish salutation "Vaya con Dios" (go with god) and the popular Mexican dish "Chili con Carne" (chili with meat). While the concept of Chili con Dios offered a spicy, warming alternative to bland communion wafers, the concept of "Vaya con Carne" offerred more possibilities. While it literally means "Go with Meat," I interpret it to mean, "Go with the Flesh" or "Go Naked" which, while entertaining if literally taken, is meant to be interpreted as "go without pretense," or as the kids say, "Don't be frontin'."
http://www.standupfalldown.com/
http://www.standupfalldown.com/images/DRindexpic.jpg

David Robinson wants credit for his joke.

[boycotteverything]

hahahah jeezizz you're a douche. carry on though. smoke em if ya got em.

[skunk]

Piss boy, oh piss boy (sung to the tune of o tannenbaum).

How full is your bucket?

Repeat as necessary.

[skunk]

The hypocrisy continues....

If you read more than two of his posts you can find the hypocrisy in his words.

vaya con carne indeed.

[skunk]

"The troll is back and he's better than ever, guess what, he's back. The troll is here!"

(Sung to the hess truck song)

qye2LdwUBxI

[pack3tg0st]

BbT8n_ay4fM

[lala]

Here you go . . . all you have to is workout hard . . . :D


If I could ban six-packs (or at least the word) from the earth I would do it in a heartbeat. Why? Because they're hard to get for most of us and they're virtually meaningless (except in the often shallow world of beauty and appearance). We're so focused on washboard abs that we forget the importance of a strong torso. Here's what's going on beyond the elusive six-pack.

What You Already Know About Your Abs
Ab myths simply will not go away no matter how many times we trainers explain otherwise. These facts bear repeating:

Crunches will NOT automatically lead to six-pack abs.
Not everyone will be able to achieve washboard abs. Genetics plays a crucial role.
The key to six-pack abs is losing body fat, not doing crunches.
Visible abs do not equal strength. Strong abs are strong abs whether there's fat over them or not.
Abs are no different from any other muscle in your body.
You must work every part of your torso for complete fitness--don't forget your back!

Appearance Isn't Everything
I know we all want pretty abs, but let's ponder the actual function of your abs for a moment. Remembering what your abs actually do may help you appreciate them even without the six-pack.

The muscles of your abs stabilize your torso to maintain good posture.
Strong abs and back muscles are crucial for preventing lower back injury and pain.
Everything you do; walk, bend, sit, stand, reach, and lift, involves your abs and back. If your torso isn't strong or is imbalanced, you can seriously hurt yourself.
The Transverse Abdominis (TVA) is often ignored, but is extremely important for every day functioning. It is unique in that it contracts before motions of the arms and legs occur to give maximum stability to the spine.

Getting The Most Out of Your Ab Workouts
As mentioned above, doing hundreds of crunches every day is not the most effective way to strengthen your abs. Your approach to ab workouts should be the same as any other muscle in your body. Specifically:

Do exercises to target ALL of your ab/lower back muscles: TVA (the Plank (http://exercise.about.com/library/weekly/aa121200b.htm)), internal and external obliques (oblique twists (http://exercise.about.com/library/weekly/aa121200b.htm)), rectus abdominis (bicycle (http://exercise.about.com/library/weekly/aa100801a.htm)), and back extensions (http://exercise.about.com/library/Core/bl_extension.htm) work your lower back muscles. Your exercises should include each of these muscle groups
Do between 10-16 repetitions for each exercise. If that's too easy, pay attention to your form. Are you using momentum? Are you really using your abs or are you incorporating other muscles to help you (like your neck or hip flexors)?
Work your abs 3-4 times a week with a day of rest in between.
Do a complete program of cardio, strength training and stretching along with your ab routine.
Eating a healthy low-calorie diet with your program is essential for losing body fat.
Now that you're educated on what your abs do and how you should exercise them, check out this abdominal workout that includes exercises for the TVA, rectus abdominis, obliques and the lower back.

http://exercise.about.com/cs/abs/a/strengthenabs.htm

[WITCH HUNT]

Piss boy, oh piss boy (sung to the tune of o tannenbaum).

How full is your bucket?

Repeat as necessary.


No Skunk, BE hasn't been a pissboy in years. He is now officially a piss dad

[WITCH HUNT]

Piss boy, oh piss boy (sung to the tune of o tannenbaum).

How full is your bucket?

Repeat as necessary.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Cog's full of himself because he has a brain..

IEF is full of himself because he has a brain, good looks, nice body, big cock etc..

Fixt.

[hp]

Left out ego.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Left out ego.

Sure did didn't I? Meh...we're all egomaniacs around here though. :D

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Here you go IEF, the best ab toner just for you.

cyaZIVnp4BI

Or maybe this one?

axUixg0RFaI

And the best! for last...

9FzDXvYAKEA

How about I watch YOU move your abs like that hazel? ;)

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You're shittin' us....right?

Or, are you actually fucking bragging about this worthless piece of shit you spent $200 for?


No you dumbfuck. I'm not bragging at all.

[skunk]

No Skunk, BE hasn't been a pissboy in years. He is now officially a piss dad

Heheh I'm the piss boy apparently, I was having a bit of fun laughing at myself ;)

[WITCH HUNT]

There is a strong scent of urine in this thread, either a piss pail is full or BE's diaper needs to be changed!

[skunk]

Sorry I dribbled on my leg a little bit...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Sorry I dribbled on my leg a little bit...

Clean yourself up.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

It works better than I thought it would. I'd advise you non 6 pack having clowns to not only do traditional ab work outs, but add this to your ab training sessions.

[Hazelnut]

How about I watch YOU move your abs like that hazel? ;)

Ha ha, maybe one day I'll record myself and upload it. Big maybe. If I did right now, it would be filed under humor or stupid human tricks. :D

Belly-dance is harder than it looks and I'm just a beginner.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Ha ha, maybe one day I'll record myself and upload it.

Show me yours and I'll show you mine. Abs that is. ;)

[boycotteverything]

in the end your proud abs are nothing more than food for worms

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

in the end your proud abs are nothing more than food for worms

You're just saying that because you're pushing 100 and you're jealous of my young, virile body. :D

[Tim]

Step away from the computer, go for a walk, diet, and do some sit ups

[Tim]

fuck wrong thread grrrrr

[pack3tg0st]

You're just saying that because you're pushing 100 and you're jealous of my young, virile body. :D

No... I think he's saying that because both vanity and narcissism are fucking retarded...

[skunk]

It works better than I thought it would. I'd advise you non 6 pack having clowns to not only do traditional ab work outs, but add this to your ab training sessions.

I have a natural six pack thanks.

[Eyeforalie]

I have a 6 pack and I haven done a sit-up in years.

How bout you get a job, IEF.

I hear the cotton needs a pickin.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I have a 6 pack and I haven done a sit-up in years.

How bout you get a job, IEF.

I hear the cotton needs a pickin.

http://amkon.net/its-poll-time-once-t24462.html?p=331925#post331925

Read that man. Seriously.

And lmao@get a job when it's clearly obvious I have income coming in or else I wouldn't have been able to buy the ab belt. :lol:

[RubyRocket]

Best bumper sticker I ever read..
EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, LIVE WELL, DIE ANYWAY.

pass the cheesecake please...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

No... I think he's saying that because both vanity and narcissism are fucking retarded...

Well when one has something to be both vain and narcissistic about it's not at all retarded. ;)

[RubyRocket]

Well when one has something to be both vain and narcissistic about it's not at all retarded. ;)
then you don't need pussy..just a fucking mirror..cause you is so prettyful.
:D

[Eyeforalie]

http://amkon.net/its-poll-time-once-t24462.html?p=331925#post331925

Read that man. Seriously.

And lmao@get a job when it's clearly obvious I have income coming in or else I wouldn't have been able to buy the ab belt. :lol:

Thanks for repeating yourself. I didn't address that post because it was retarded.

[boycotteverything]

then you don't need pussy..just a fucking mirror..cause you is so prettyful.
:Dconsider yourself Ruby Rocked, flex boy.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Thanks for repeating yourself. I didn't address that post because it was retarded.

Yeah right. :rolleyes:

You just didn't know what to say.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

then you don't need pussy..just a fucking mirror..cause you is so prettyful.
:D

Twat=a source of energy. ;)


consider yourself Ruby Rocked, flex boy.

Does that mean I got pwned? :(

[RubyRocket]

Twat=a source of energy. ;)



Does that mean I got pwned? :(

yes baby...:cool:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

yes baby...:cool:

And once again you get the almighty:

http://i43.tinypic.com/xarpg6.jpg

[pack3tg0st]

Well when one has something to be both vain and narcissistic about it's not at all retarded. ;)

Wow.... just wow...

Ok man... I'm kind of tired of playing Sisyphus...

So keep playing Narcissus... (watch out for reflective pools of water... I hear they'll kill you...)

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Wow.... just wow...

Ok man... I'm kind of tired of playing Sisyphus...

So keep playing Narcissus... (watch out for reflective pools of water... I hear they'll kill you...)

Are you sure you haven't been playing Ameinias? :lol:

[Mungodave]

http://manolomen.com/images/Tenacious%20D.jpg




I found the " after shot "


You go IEF

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Jackblack is a fucking waste of human flesh. Now can I get a co-sign somebody?

[Mungodave]

-1

Jack is GOD !

.

[skunk]

Our favorite internet hero

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i9CgT_J5QxQ/SGDb9gPivzI/AAAAAAAABeY/hh1hzoTxqlw/s400/4723265_gal.jpg

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Our favorite internet hero

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i9CgT_J5QxQ/SGDb9gPivzI/AAAAAAAABeY/hh1hzoTxqlw/s400/4723265_gal.jpg

I'm gonna kill him someday.

[WITCH HUNT]

I hear the cotton needs a pickin.

HEY! Not picking our own cotton is how we ended up in this fucking mess!:lol:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

HEY! Not picking our own cotton is how we ended up in this fucking mess!:lol:
It's kinda pathetic when the only artillery fuckstains like you think will have an impact is racial jokes.

[skunk]

It's kinda pathetic when the only artillery fuckstains like you think will have an impact is racial jokes.

Seconded, although I don't think that was meant to be a racial joke? The land owners should have been picking their own cotton, or at least paying the farm workers fairly for their work.

[WITCH HUNT]

IEF, I don't care if you think that was a racial comment or not! It was a keen political/historical observation based on 400 years of collected data. Slavery is not cost effective over generations in an industrial
society. Period! It is only effective in the short term, unless you go back to pre-colonial Africa, when you trade people for livestock or use as a dowery. If the colonies wouldn't have used slaves, we would have had a much stronger economy much earlier. And we wouldn't have been weakened by the Civil War!

Now, how dare you play the victim! Stop pretending that you are wounded by what is posted here! If you can't take it as well as you give it, GO THE FUCK HOME! This isn't thanksgiving dinner at your momma's house, THIS IS AMKON!

Now, Stop being a stereotype. When you compliment yourself it is never about some accomplishment or some goal you attained. No, it's your dick!
No matter what the thread, it always ends up being about your dick!!!!!!!!!! UFO'S = your dick! JFK = your dick! NWO = your dick! Axe spray = your dick, current events = your dick! Whenever someone get's the better of you, or you feel slighted, you have to say something that gives your pride a boost! What a shame that you have nothing but some cell phone pics of a white girl's bra and some wishful thinking about your cock to make you feel better!

If you do not know what I am talking about, read my post from earlier in this thread:


Why is it people like you like to mention black men and their dicks like it's some kind of compliment to them? You all never mention the Black scientists, or Black Nobel Laureates in literature or medicine or Black trauma surgeons or Black Generals! No it's always some ghetto-ass thug with a dick bigger than your husband/boyfriend! Why is that? If I was to get all Freudian on your ass I would say that you have some deep-seated fantasy about being ravaged by a group of mandingos while your father or husband/boyfriend is forced to watch. If I was to get all Jungian on you I would say that you have a deep-seated sense of guilt about the plight of black people in AMERICA. Mistakenly trying to build up their self-esteem by complimenting them on something that they can take pride in, ... like dick size. When in reality you are denegrating them by ignoring their accomplishments and subconciously telling them they are good for nothing else! (tisk tisk tisk)

Btw, I'm sure there are 10 families in HAITI that are really happy that you have chosen to spend money on your vanity and not on something like emergency shelters or clothes! :(

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

When you compliment yourself it is never about some accomplishment or some goal you attained.


What? I just like my cock a lot. That's all. ;) But since you're fishing for non shallow things I like about myself, I'll list some:

1. I have an extensive vocab that's been praised and recognized ever since I was a child.

2. Speaking of my childhood, in the 5th grade I won 1st place in a program my school held called invention society, in which students were to come up with an invention. The winner would get to fly to Kansas City to compete in the nationals. I did just that and despite the fact that I was a runner up, I still got an immaculate plaque with my name on it. And if you don't believe me (which I'm sure you don't) I'll be more than happy to take a pic for your ass.

3. I'm not a racist like you. :lol:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You all never mention the Black scientists, or Black Nobel Laureates in literature or medicine or Black trauma surgeons or Black Generals!

Alright you win. Here we go (while these are all names of blacks that fall into the categories you mentioned, they will not be categorized as I don't feel like doing so)

Hannibal
Toni Morrison
Maya Angelou
George Washington Carver
Benjamin Banneker

:D

[WITCH HUNT]

What? I just like my cock a lot. That's all. ;) But since you're fishing for non shallow things I like about myself, I'll list some:

1. I have an extensive vocab that's been praised and recognized ever since I was a child.

2. Speaking of my childhood, in the 5th grade I won 1st place in a program my school held called invention society, in which students were to come up with an invention. The winner would get to fly to Kansas City to compete in the nationals. I did just that and despite the fact that I was a runner up, I still got an immaculate plaque with my name on it. And if you don't believe me (which I'm sure you don't) I'll be more than happy to take a pic for your ass.

3. I'm not a racist like you. :lol:
1. Notice how I pick the chain up off of the ground and pull hard, the dog barks!

2. You are about as intellectual as Joe Biden, but more predictable!

3. Fifth grade, you are a fucking adult now, aren't you? That was 20 years ago!

4. It's like shooting fish in a barrel with you, if by fish you mean your reputation and by barrel you mean the entire internet.

It's getting late and I know you have to get up early, It's inventory day at Burger King tomorrow! So good night and remember, lift with you legs, not your back!

[WITCH HUNT]

Alright you win. Here we go (while these are all names of blacks that fall into the categories you mentioned, they will not be categorized as I don't feel like doing so)

Hannibal
Toni Morrison
Maya Angelou
George Washington Carver
Benjamin Banneker

:D

It took you almost a week to come up with this list? Were you using an actual book or something? A big one with lots of pages? It's called GOOGLE motherfucker!

I must have hit a nerve for you to take double reputation points away for one post! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Oblivion]

Our favorite internet hero

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i9CgT_J5QxQ/SGDb9gPivzI/AAAAAAAABeY/hh1hzoTxqlw/s400/4723265_gal.jpg



http://rc-racing.inghams.net/rc-racing/anim-avatar-bkground/your%20doing%20it%20wrong%20-%20posters/six%20pack.JPG

[WITCH HUNT]

http://rc-racing.inghams.net/rc-racing/anim-avatar-bkground/your%20doing%20it%20wrong%20-%20posters/six%20pack.JPG

The Nascar t-shirt really sells it!

[boycotteverything]

The winner would get to fly to Kansas CityOh my!

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

It took you almost a week to come up with this list? Were you using an actual book or something? A big one with lots of pages? It's called GOOGLE motherfucker!


No you dumbass. I already knew about them. All of them. :D

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

1. Notice how I pick the chain up off of the ground and pull hard, the dog barks!

2. You are about as intellectual as Joe Biden, but more predictable!

3. Fifth grade, you are a fucking adult now, aren't you? That was 20 years ago!

4. It's like shooting fish in a barrel with you, if by fish you mean your reputation and by barrel you mean the entire internet.

It's getting late and I know you have to get up early, It's inventory day at Burger King tomorrow! So good night and remember, lift with you legs, not your back!

1. All I've noticed so far is that you're a racist.

2. Fuck outta here.

3. And..?

4. Believe what you will.

Ahahahahahahahahah. Yeah right. I've NEVER done fast food work.

[WITCH HUNT]

1. All I've noticed so far is that you're a racist.

2. Fuck outta here.

3. And..?

4. Believe what you will.

Ahahahahahahahahah. Yeah right. I've NEVER done fast food work.

I will make it brief:

1. Stop letting Al Sharpton do your thinking for you! If people think you are an idiot,or asshole, or douchebag, .... that doen't make them a racist. Just observant!

2. You are just trying to over-compensate for you numerous short-comings! Whether it is talking about books to make people think you are cerebral, or talking about your "conquests to make people think you are something other than a 40 year old virgin!

3. My point exactly!

4. I do, but only after verification or in your case peer review. What you don't realize is that I can make you do whatever I want! Don't believe me? I bet I can make you respond to this post!

BTW, I bet you have a extensive collection of hair nets and nametags!:lol:

[Raptor Jesus]

I won 1st place in a program my school held called invention society, in which students were to come up with an invention.


What did you invent IEF?

[pack3tg0st]

Are you sure you haven't been playing Ameinias? :lol:

Nah...

Ameinias wouldn't have felt like this 99% of the time:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v4ZLe2cys5o/SaxssoTSo7I/AAAAAAAAALA/IY-kzxUmRFg/s320/sisyphus.jpg

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

What did you invent IEF?

Basically a glow in the dark dog collar. However, I don't think it was the invention itself that made me win. I think it was the overall concept and the little business plan we had to write for it.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

1. Stop letting Al Sharpton do your thinking for you!


Al Sharpton is a hoe. He was a tool used by the white man to sway the black vote toward whatever candidate he happened to be backing. Here is how it worked. Al Sharpton declares hes running for president. Many black people get excited. Black voting is secured for this election. Somewhere down the road Al Sharpton drops out of the race and gives his public backing of some white democrat. With that the black majority vote is given to whatever white man Al Sharpton backed. Al Sharpton gets paid and goes back to ambulance chasing.

That's the only part I'm gonna reply to. :D

[Eyeforalie]

Al Sharpton is a hoe. He was a tool used by the white man to sway the black vote toward whatever candidate he happened to be backing.

Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?

[hp]

Basically a glow in the dark dog collar. However, I don't think it was the invention itself that made me win. I think it was the overall concept and the little business plan we had to write for it.

Did you make any money?

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Did you make any money?

I made a $100 which was what all the runner ups received. Grand prize was 1000, second was 700, and 3rd was 500 I believe. A couple months down the road I had called some company to send me info on how to go about getting patenet, they said they'd mail me the info but it never came. Meh...

[Raptor Jesus]

Cos they stole it, maybe...

http://www.google.cn/search?hl=zh-CN&client=aff-seb&hs=l0t&newwindow=1&q=glow+in+the+dark+dog+collar&aq=f&oq=

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Cos they stole it, maybe...

http://www.google.cn/search?hl=zh-CN&client=aff-seb&hs=l0t&newwindow=1&q=glow+in+the+dark+dog+collar&aq=f&oq=

Meh...don't really give a fuck TBH.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Bump one more time to say that this is basically the same as a medicine ball workout. :D

[skunk]

...And you would have paid $175 less for it...

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

...And you would have paid $175 less for it...

I-can-afford-this-type-of-shit. Just making a statement. That's all. But of course you guys will read it and try and throw the weak ass bragging jabs. :D

[skunk]

Bragging? Me? Never.

[Raptor Jesus]

So does the damn thing work or not?

I'll get one next time I have 200 bucks spare...

[skunk]

You aren't seriously considering buying one of those damn things?

[Raptor Jesus]

If I had the cash spare why not... I want to see if it works first. As IEF said it's an addition to a regular workout not a substitute.

I just wonder if it's dangerous...

[WITCH HUNT]

Bumped to show ief getting PWNED across 4 pages! By just about everybody! (LMAO)


I will make it brief:

1. Stop letting Al Sharpton do your thinking for you! If people think you are an idiot,or asshole, or douchebag, .... that doen't make them a racist. Just observant!

2. You are just trying to over-compensate for you numerous short-comings! Whether it is talking about books to make people think you are cerebral, or talking about your "conquests to make people think you are something other than a 40 year old virgin!

3. My point exactly!

4. I do, but only after verification or in your case peer review. What you don't realize is that I can make you do whatever I want! Don't believe me? I bet I can make you respond to this post!

BTW, I bet you have a extensive collection of hair nets and nametags!:lol:

[boycotteverything]

It's kinda pathetic when the only artillery fuckstains like you think will have an impact is racial jokes.
QFT

[DocVelocity]

Bump one more time to say that this is basically the same as a medicine ball workout. :D

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I enjoy the workouts that encourage an interracial dynamic.

— Doc Velocity

[Lexion]

Toby ?

[Snow Crash]

I enjoy the workouts that encourage an interracial dynamic.

Aside from the ones involving your brain, of course.

[boycotteverything]

Hahahaha. I imagine the bloom is off Doc's abs.

[Snow Crash]

Hahahaha. I imagine the bloom is off Doc's abs.

Doc doesn't have abs. Just pockets of highly condensed methane.

[boycotteverything]

Well I didn't wanna be the first to say it. Thanks.

[DocVelocity]

Doc doesn't have abs. Just pockets of highly condensed methane.

Breathe deep, Snow Crab, breathe DEEEEEP of my methane. You're in the perfect position to appreciate it, with your crabby little nose buried all up in my anus. BREEEEAATTHHHEEE, Snowy. It is your food, it is your breath, it's what gives you a reason for living — my stinking rotten cabbage farts. Mmmmmm.

You keep my anus squeaky clean.

You hungry, bro?

— Doc Velocity

[Lexion]

I love this place.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

FYI folks, my abs look pretty damn good. Esp my v-taper. :cool:

[Snow Crash]

Breathe deep, Snow Crab, breathe DEEEEEP of my methane. You're in the perfect position to appreciate it, with your crabby little nose buried all up in my anus. BREEEEAATTHHHEEE, Snowy. It is your food, it is your breath, it's what gives you a reason for living — my stinking rotten cabbage farts. Mmmmmm.

You keep my anus squeaky clean.

You hungry, bro?

— Doc Velocity

Hahahahaha.... Pavlov's Dog much?

So very mad, so very impotent, so very aware of it, which leads to even more anger. So very Doc Retardology.

[DocVelocity]

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Look, Snowy, I will pleasure Minnie Driver, with her strong legs clasped about my neck, my face buried in her magnificent hive, as you polish and tongue-wax the rim of my sparkling asshole!

— Doc Velocity

[Snow Crash]

Still cruising for male oral pleasure, huh? So very mad!

[Lexion]

Room ?

[Snow Crash]

Room ?

Off?

[Lexion]

I want to meet her.

Everyone seems to be fucking Mrs. Off.