Three Word Story

[Raptor Jesus]

The only rule: If you post simultaneously to someone else and are second, you have to warren your post for the continuity of the story.

Here goes:

One fine day

[Mungodave]

Hat this shit ........


But.........




uBROENW3uRk

[Raptor Jesus]

haha no Mungo you've got to continue the story with three words...

>>>

I.e.

One fine day

three people went

etc etc..

edit your post and I'll Warren mine

[Hazelnut]

haha no Mungo you've got to continue the story with three words...

>>>

I.e.

One fine day



in January, Sophie

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Petra Applebottom-Jones,

[Hazelnut]

and her favorite

[Lexion]

Hieke is back.

[Snow Crash]

And heavily armed

[skunk]

albino pygmy hedgehogs

[Snow Crash]

will easily devour

[Foxtrot Oscar]

the spotted dick

[Snow Crash]

Served up by

[Gunter]

me

[Gunter]

here ya go

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[lala]

Served up by


a cartoon syndicate








Come on gunter 3 words not 1+3

[captainkiwi]

book of philosophy

[lala]

eared in to

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

a wet pussy :D

[skunk]

full of nails.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

and dried blood :(

[skunk]

That was a period, as in the end of the sentence!!!

People, quote the person ahead of you so we can keep this going.

I'll pretend I didn't end it, and you were the last 3 words.

Next sentence:


The caped crusaders

[Cogburn]

slapped the monkey

[skunk]

slapped the monkey


while eating a

[Cogburn]

fat chick's ass

[lala]

fat chick's ass



dripping in puke

[Cogburn]

saw some dude

[lala]

saw some dude



dick in hand

[captainkiwi]

wank wank wank

[skunk]

wank wank wank

all the way

[captainkiwi]

all the way

to the bank

[Cogburn]

to cash IEF's

[skunk]

bloody tampon donuts

[captainkiwi]

bleeding hot dogs

[Royal]

Period. The End.

[Raptor Jesus]

Menstruation again, Royal?

[Raptor Jesus]

said Raptor Jesus

[Raptor Jesus]

as he sneakily

[Foxtrot Oscar]

rolled a fatty

[Foxtrot Oscar]

in some flour

[Foxtrot Oscar]

to find the

[Foxtrot Oscar]

sticky wet spot

[Lexion]

on Royals couch

[RubyRocket]

ew double ew

[skunk]

said the piggy.

[Hazelnut]

Before accusations fly

[skunk]

don't forget to

[Lexion]

wrap that rascal

[RubyRocket]

in duct tape

[skunk]

and anal lube

[Hazelnut]

and lemon juice

[Raptor Jesus]

before sticking it

[skunk]

to the man! (HA)

[Raptor Jesus]

J.Ventura and R.Paul

[Snow Crash]

raped Sean Hannity

[lala]

while in the

[Snow Crash]

Statue of Liberty

[Royal]

underneath the magical

[lala]

mushroom. All the

[skunk]

little people living

[Hazelnut]

in hobbit holes

[Foxtrot Oscar]

with round doors

[boycotteverything]

and infected salivary glands

[Raptor Jesus]

love to speak

[UtopianPenguin]

love to speak


...Really loud at...

[boycotteverything]

family pizza time

[Raptor Jesus]

over stuffed crust

[boycotteverything]

they regurgitated mozzarella.

[Raptor Jesus]

Meanwhile, on Luna,

[boycotteverything]

John Lear was

[Raptor Jesus]

telling Greer to

[boycotteverything]

urinate in Plato

[century]

drinking with Kato

[Raptor Jesus]

Eating Japanese Natto

[century]

did you fart?

[Raptor Jesus]

said Lear, as

[century]

he tossed salad

[Raptor Jesus]

into Aristarchus, the

[boycotteverything]

Howard Menger memorial.

[UtopianPenguin]

Fuck three works,this is AmKon,I'm using nine







:machinegun::rifle:

[Snow Crash]

Walt Disney's ghost

[boycotteverything]

schtuping UtopianPenquin with

[century]

Ketchup and mustard

[Snow Crash]

Served with rice

[boycotteverything]

and lotsa Axe

[Snow Crash]

"Thats good eating"

[boycotteverything]

said Infirmal Eternal,

[Royal]

colonel of Krunk,

[skunk]

sultan of twat.

[lala]

So they warmed

[Snow Crash]

the faecal matter

[skunk]

with their tongues

[lala]

to increase there

[Snow Crash]

bicep muscle mass

[Raptor Jesus]

before going out

[Snow Crash]

to the movies

[Alessandra]

and fapping over

[lala]

G string wedgies

[Alessandra]

and designed toes.

[Raptor Jesus]

Last week, John

[Hazelnut]

informed Mary about

[Raptor Jesus]

Peter's need to

[Hazelnut]

enlighten the masses

[Raptor Jesus]

about the impending

[Hazelnut]

revelation of psychic

[Cogburn]

powers being debunked

[Raptor Jesus]

by James Randi's

[boycotteverything]

butt licking followers

[UtopianPenguin]

butt licking followers


...were attacked by...

[boycotteverything]

credulous OMF brigades

[Raptor Jesus]

led by Fore

[boycotteverything]

and Princess Evil

[Raptor Jesus]

the battle raged

[Cogburn]

until Mister Rogers

[Raptor Jesus]

who's that Cogburn? (3 words)

[Cogburn]

cried Triangle Philosoraptor

[Raptor Jesus]

yet no answer

[Cogburn]

from David Icke

[Raptor Jesus]

LOLWUT banned for non-sequitur

[skunk]

Fuck you said

[Raptor Jesus]

David Icke, to

[skunk]

his reptilian masters

[Raptor Jesus]

in their subterranean

[boycotteverything]

hot cunnilingus pit

[Raptor Jesus]

with Tom Waits

[Alessandra]

Hey! Tom Waits

[Raptor Jesus]

said Alessandra, as

[Alessandra]

she beat down

[boycotteverything]

as she undressed

[Raptor Jesus]

General Striker, who

[boycotteverything]

wearing a loincloth,

[Alessandra]

and she cries

[Alessandra]

cuz its small

[Alessandra]

and not adequate

[boycotteverything]

but will do...

[Alessandra]

No, she thinks

[boycotteverything]

it's a snack

[Alessandra]

but who's next?

[Raptor Jesus]

in the infinite

[boycotteverything]

world of perversion?

[Alessandra]

Lex is King

[boycotteverything]

and whatta shirt!

[Raptor Jesus]

she doth sing

[boycotteverything]

and passes out

[Alessandra]

God damn Hippies

[boycotteverything]

rule the world

[Alessandra]

No they don't

[boycotteverything]

she said as

[Alessandra]

she showered happily

[Raptor Jesus]

under a cold

[Alessandra]

waterfall. Noticing perverts,

[Raptor Jesus]

she crept under

[boycotteverything]

Baba Ram Das

[Alessandra]

"What the fuck?"

[boycotteverything]

she held his

[Alessandra]

hair up, avoiding

[Raptor Jesus]

his perfectly manicured

[boycotteverything]

shiny, hairy ears

[Raptor Jesus]

which glistened merrily

[boycotteverything]

like santa's toes

[Raptor Jesus]

under the lurid

[Alessandra]

two suns of

[Raptor Jesus]

Inner Earth, which

[Alessandra]

housed evil aliens,

[Raptor Jesus]

so said propagandists

[Alessandra]

and complete retards

[Raptor Jesus]

you said it

[Alessandra]

I know, right?

[Raptor Jesus]

Luke Skywalker jumped

[Alessandra]

Oh shit, said

[boycotteverything]

devil's ball sack

[Alessandra]

"why, oh why?!"

[skunk]

Did you die?