I might be buying a strap soon..

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

For all those who aren't hip to slang, a strap is a gun. Anyway, if I do wind up buying one I'm gonna choose either a snub nose .38 or a .45

Which one would you guys recommend?

[anarch]

.38

[KIWI]

IEF wrote...

I might be buying a strap-on soon

fixt :)

[Cogburn]

For all those who aren't hip to slang, a strap is a gun. Anyway, if I do wind up buying one I'm gonna choose either a snub nose .38 or a .45

Which one would you guys recommend?

If your posts here are a reflection of reality: neither, as you seem to be not mentally capable of dealing with being possessing of the ability to take someone's life in an instant.

[Ima Nasshole]

MY sons pellet gun has a higher muzzle velocity than the snub nose .38 You want a nice gun to strap on??? Get yourself a Baretta PX4 Storm Sub-compact, Get the .40 S&W for the stopping power. Check it out here: http://www.snipercountrypx.com/showproduct.aspx?productid=3595

[Hazelnut]

Ima, hehehehe, I just noticed your new sig.

Catch anything?

[pack3tg0st]

.40 cal for personal defense.

more 'oomph' than a .38... but less of a chance your round will travel through the target and into someone else...

[Cogburn]

Any well aimed firearm does the trick, however if you're close quarters enough that a Ladysmith is going to make the difference between you walking away or not, no gun is going to get you out of the situation.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

If your posts here are a reflection of reality: neither, as you seem to be not mentally capable of dealing with being possessing of the ability to take someone's life in an instant.

Keyword in that statement is seem. Now stfu.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

IEF wrote...


fixt :)

Weak.

[Cogburn]

Keyword in that statement is seem. Now stfu.

Actually, the key would be "if you're posts here are a reflection of reality" given that is the basis upon which later assumptions are drawn.

Thanks for illustrating my point, exactly.

[Ima Nasshole]

If you're going to pack heat, take courses and spend time at the range.

Pack I'll make you a bet, you stand behind BE or General Stryker (take your pick) at point blank range and I guarantee you I can place 5 center mass shots without hitting you.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

If you're going to pack heat, take courses and spend time at the range.


I was planning on doing this. :D

[Cogburn]

I'll take that bet.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Actually, the key would be "if you're posts here are a reflection of reality" given that is the basis upon which later assumptions are drawn.

Thanks for illustrating my point, exactly.

Serious question cock, do you really believe Palin's running in 2012 or is that banner just for entertainment value? Seems like I've asked you before but I don't recall getting an answer.

[Ima Nasshole]

I'll take that bet.
I was hoping someone would.

[Cogburn]

Serious question cock, do you really believe Palin's running in 2012 or is that banner just for entertainment value? Seems like I've asked you before but I don't recall getting an answer.

If we all want the world to change, and if we all think that there's no way to do it without destroying everything, then the natural course of action would then to be to support those candidates most capable of destroying the world as we know it and not wasting time on those we hope would do otherwise.

Palin 2012.

[KIWI]

Weak.

just ran it through the " cool-o-meter"

8/10

[skunk]

For all our sake, please take classes before you purchase the gun.

[Ima Nasshole]

If we all want the world to change, and if we all think that there's no way to do it without destroying everything, then the natural course of action would then to be to support those candidates most capable of destroying the world as we know it and not wasting time on those we hope would do otherwise.

Palin 2012.

That would explain your vote for the chocolate guy then.

[skunk]

That would explain your vote for the chocolate guy then.

Mochaccino.

[Ima Nasshole]

The "Mochaccino Candidate".

[Snow Crash]

If you're going to pack heat, take courses and spend time at the range.

IEF at the range. Dunno who that guy is on the left. Maybe his instructor?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gCayFzinbX8/RZiaoKZ5TsI/AAAAAAAAABs/BeIZFSKM9JI/s400/Actor+Bill+Duke+as+MAC+lets+rip+with+Old+Painless+ .GIF

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

just ran it through the " cool-o-meter"

8/10

"Cool-o-meter?" :lol:

That was even weaker.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

IEF at the range. Dunno who that guy is on the left. Maybe his instructor?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gCayFzinbX8/RZiaoKZ5TsI/AAAAAAAAABs/BeIZFSKM9JI/s400/Actor+Bill+Duke+as+MAC+lets+rip+with+Old+Painless+ .GIF

Hahahahaha.

[skunk]

Listen IEF, if you intended on buying a strap on instead of a strap, that's fine.

We won't judge you. Much.

[Cogburn]

That would explain your vote for the chocolate guy then.
I can't help but wonder if the popularity of such sentiments are what now is given to justify your acceptability of the thinly veiled bigotry in your statements.

Truth be told, I voted for the guy because he was black and I know how many people that fact alone would piss off.

You'd seem to be one of them, but unfortunately there's not enough of you to destroy things as it seems that bigots are in a wanning, if not vocal, minority.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You know what's sad is the fact that I actually need one. These fake ass gangbangers around here don't have the balls for a nice good ole fashioned fist fight. Seriously, a 1 on 1>>>blowing somebody away any day. :D

[Cogburn]

If they are fake then you've nothing to worry about.

Can't eat a little shit from morons?

Grow up, dude. Don't buy a gun.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

If they are fake then you've nothing to worry about.

Not quite. A couple of them that were supposed to kill me and my dad once pussed out but then wound up actually killing somebody else, as well as attempting to kill another person.

Maybe what I should have said is that one day they're fake, and the next day they're not. *shrugs*

[Ima Nasshole]

I can't help but wonder if the popularity of such sentiments are what now is given to justify your acceptability of the thinly veiled bigotry in your statements.

Truth be told, I voted for the guy because he was black and I know how many people that fact alone would piss off.

You'd seem to be one of them, but unfortunately there's not enough of you to destroy things as it seems that bigots are in a wanning, if not vocal, minority.

My statement harkens back to a statement you made months ago when explaining why you voted for him, I believe you said "you prefer chocolate". Though if it makes you feel better to think me a bigot... Carry on.

[Cogburn]

My statement harkens back to a statement you made months ago when explaining why you voted for him, I believe you said "you prefer chocolate". Though if it makes you feel better to think me a bigot... Carry on.

:lol:

I stand corrected in context.

[hp]

Guess your looking at a wheel gun. (revolver). You can get a .357, it will chamber both .38 and .357. Very common rounds.

[KIWI]

"Cool-o-meter?" :lol:

That was even weaker.


ya gotta get hip to da slang bro

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

ya gotta get hip to da slang bro

You fetterhoff so hard man.

[Ima Nasshole]

Make love not war! Here's the strap that would deter any gang-banger.

[KIWI]

You fetterhoff so hard man.


"puff-wheeze"........thanx

[skunk]

guy (zuzzulelbub or whatever) puts anything nasshole says to shame...

On altnewsviews today he called me a race traitor, and also posted a link to stormfront.org (neo-nazi group).

I took screenshots for proof.

[Cogburn]

Not quite. A couple of them that were supposed to kill me and my dad once pussed out but then wound up actually killing somebody else, as well as attempting to kill another person.

Maybe what I should have said is that one day they're fake, and the next day they're not. *shrugs*

Territorial chest beating is normal, however it appears they elevated their level of violence in the meanwhile.

If you are that much in fear of your personal safety, then it is your obligation to solve the problem long term. You may have had the opportunity to nip the problem in the bud by providing incentive for such behavior to be conducted elsewhere, however that doesn't mean that you are without recourse. First option: move. If that's not an option, my advice is as follows.

If violence is the only language that makes sense to those with whom you have a problem, then you must be more than simply fluent: you must be a poet.

My personal favorite in such matters is to find the most valuable possession of each of the individuals in question and set it on fire. Should that engender a negative response, my next tactic isn't to sit and quibble, but to simply and judiciously employ a police baton to anyone that voices discontent with my actions without further comment of my own on the matter. At such a point any response on my part becomes "self defense." Clean up after yourself during each phase and your prior actions would be unsupported by any available evidence.

Should such an escalation in self-defense be necessary, having a legally registered firearm handy isn't a bad idea.

Not only will they think twice about fucking with you, but they will think twice about fucking with anyone lest they turn out to be someone exactly like you.

Rambo? Maybe, but my home is where I live and I don't like garbage in my yard, perhaps to a fault. That which passes for the thug element in Santa Barbara doesn't mess with me and my family not for what I have done, but because they fear what I am capable of doing, and that comes only from going off the rails once or twice when the situation has dictated such.

Your mileage may vary.

[skunk]

What's wrong with a 38 special?

[Ima Nasshole]

What's wrong with a 38 special?
You're likely to just piss him off if he's drunk or high.

[Cogburn]

You're likely to just piss him off if he's drunk or high.

If you're not shooting to kill, don't pull the weapon.

[Ima Nasshole]

If you're not shooting to kill, don't pull the weapon.
Precisely, so why not arm yourself with stopping power. Besides, if you maim the guy, he'll sue you.

[hp]

What's wrong with a 38 special?

Nothing.

[skunk]

Precisely, so why not arm yourself with stopping power. Besides, if you maim the guy, he'll sue you.

Why not just carry around a fucking AR-15?

[Cogburn]

Precisely, so why not arm yourself with stopping power. Besides, if you maim the guy, he'll sue you.

Stop with the NRA crazy talk.

A supersonic .38 round impacts with so much force that it will knock the wind out of you if you're hit in the chest, fatal wound or not.

Not every mugger and thug is some Beyond-Thunderdome-PCP-enhanced psycho.

[hp]

Guess all the street dudes are carrying 9mm autos, with a few with larger caliber.

[Cogburn]

Guess all the street dudes are carrying 9mm autos, with a few with larger caliber.

Magazine capacity to compensate for poor marksmanship, if you ask me... which you didn't. :)

[Ima Nasshole]

a 110 grain round has a muzzle velocity of 980 fps, each time you double the speed you quadruple the effect. So as you say, if you don't intend to kill the guy, why bother drawing something that might just piss him off?

And your target picks you, you don't get to pick him... who's to say you're only going to get the slightly tipsy gangster?

[hp]

.357

[Ima Nasshole]

.357
Magnum

[KIWI]

be nice to your enemies, after all, you made them :)

[Cogburn]

a 110 grain round has a muzzle velocity of 980 fps, each time you double the speed you quadruple the effect. So as you say, if you don't intend to kill the guy, why bother drawing something that might just piss him off?

And your target picks you, you don't get to pick him... who's to say you're only going to get the slightly tipsy gangster?
That doesn't even address the fact that once you land the first round you should be hauling ass to safety.

The entire point of the exercise is to save your own life, not to end someone else's.

Why the hell are you still standing there?

[hp]

For your house, hard to beat a short barrel 12ga.

[Ima Nasshole]

That doesn't even address the fact that once you land the first round you should be hauling ass to safety.

The entire point of the exercise is to save your own life, not to end someone else's.

Why the hell are you still standing there?
What? Please tell me you are kidding. If I'm ever put in a position where I must draw my weapon to defend my life I will empty the fucker! Then run!

[Ima Nasshole]

For your house, hard to beat a short barrel 12ga.
Like the Mossberg 500 Tactical Cruiser... a 6 shot 12ga, shotgun with an 18.5" bbl, available in Matte Finish with Black Synthetic Stock and a Pistol Grip. It really is quite sexy!

[hp]

Even a plain old wood stock with 20 inch barrel will do the job. Load up some #1 shot or #4 buck. Bad news.

[mur]

Move...if that's not an option...move anyway

[KIWI]

check this out
B6bKbqSdNEc

[Ima Nasshole]

check this out
B6bKbqSdNEc
After watching that demo I went out the next day and bought one, its in my gun safe.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Gotta feel for the nigga's that roll up on that dood! Jezzizzzzzzz...

Those poor fucking golf balls never stood a chance!

Fox

[anarch]

you know even better than a .38 is learning how to more effectively deal with your problems. Like creatively inserting a few thin wires into the gas tank of a car and then putting them into the bulb of the brake lights.

Get some chloroform and a rag and capture a fool. Take a baseball bat to his knee caps cut his tendon on the back of his foot. And let him know you can always touch hi ad his if he gets any ideas.

Buy some crack hide it at his place an leave an anonymous tip to the cops to get him a dime.

If its war there are no rules. Don't play. Fight. and fight to win.

[skunk]

Haha have you been reading Sun Tzu anarch?

[hp]

Get some chloroform and a rag and capture a fool. Take a baseball bat to his knee caps cut his tendon on the back of his foot. And let him know you can always touch hi ad his if he gets any ideas.

that's when his friends show up and remove you.

[skunk]

If its war there are no rules. Don't play. Fight. and fight to win.

You may think that's a good idea, but if you don't kill the son of a bitch he'll live to fight another day, and possibly kill you the next time you cross paths.

[Cogburn]

that's when his friends show up and remove you.

Hence my advice to treat them all as equally guilty, incentivizing them to police each other. :)

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

If you are that much in fear of your personal safety,

I'm not fearful. I'm being smart. I say that because I'm a flashy, arrogant, sexy, nice bodied, big cocked, smart, nice clothes & jewelry wearing kinda guy, who has the ability to snag a majority of females he comes across. Not bragging just telling it how it is.

All that breeds envy. Now one would say that I bring it all on myself because of my attitude and flashy ways, but I refuse to tone down my personality to make the insecure feel better about themselves. I'm sure you can understand.


That which passes for the thug element in Santa Barbara .

Thugs in Santa Barbara? I thought that place was soft as hell.

[hp]

who has the ability to snag a majority of females he comes across. Not bragging just telling it how it is.

Beware, they may use a gal to get to ya. Female spy.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

guy (zuzzulelbub or whatever) puts anything nasshole says to shame...

On altnewsviews today he called me a race traitor, and also posted a link to stormfront.org (neo-nazi group).

I took screenshots for proof.

:lol: And that clown claimed he wasn't racist. What a loser.

[skunk]

Well, I am a race traitor. I'm dating a non-white.

[KIWI]

Nice 1 Ima....

hope you enjoy this....."sKanks with guns" :)

bpFDHO-tqUY

[skunk]

Hehe I'm using race traitor as my custom user title for now, has kind of a nice ring to it.

[Cogburn]

I'm not fearful. I'm being smart. I say that because I'm a flashy, arrogant, sexy, nice bodied, big cocked, smart, nice clothes & jewelry wearing kinda guy, who has the ability to snag a majority of females he comes across. Not bragging just telling it how it is.

All that breeds envy. Now one would say that I bring it all on myself because of my attitude and flashy ways, but I refuse to tone down my personality to make the insecure feel better about themselves. I'm sure you can understand.
You're a narcissistic pussy that is so stupid as to think that a firearm is the best solution to their problem.

Oh, I understand perfectly.

Don't buy a gun. The only person that is going to get hurt is you.

[anarch]

Haha have you been reading Sun Tzu anarch?

Actually yes I have read Sun Tzu.... The only thing I could not think of on the fly was a way to get his enemies to turn against themselves so I opted with the plant crack suggestion.

Now that I think about it if he could convince the offending homeboys that it was one of there own that planted the crack and dropped the dime that would work perfectly to turn his enemies in on themselves.

[anarch]

Hehe I'm using race traitor as my custom user title for now, has kind of a nice ring to it.

DUde thats awesome..Zuzz... what a puss

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

You're a narcissistic pussy

The fucking irony. :lol:

[KIWI]

next he'll be telling us someone "planted this in his man-bag"

[Ima Nasshole]

next he'll be telling us someone "planted this in his man-bag"
Its a European Shoulder Bag.

[century]

Fun Gun Reviews SheepDog (http://www.youtube.com/user/sootch00#p/u/2/VY-WGB7CFuU)


VY-WGB7CFuU

6U9LR3ERFAM

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I understand perfectly. I'm a narcissistic pussy too.

Uber fixt.

Fox

[Cogburn]

Uber fixt.

Fox

Says he that contributes nothing but to hang on my nuts.

[KIWI]

fairplay though mate, if ya gonna expose them at this level, the furry little bin-dweller will most definately have a snap!

[Cogburn]

They come and go. They always have.

Most, however, have the balls to do it themselves.

Take a lesson.

[Ima Nasshole]

And befitting a man with a name like wiener, are they properly shaven and silky smooth?

[Cogburn]

And befitting a man with a name like wiener, are they properly shaven and silky smooth?

Hells no.

It ain't about you.

[KIWI]

Take a lesson.

who me? shit man, I have know prob with kicking you in the nuts, you know that

[Cogburn]

Wasn't so much meant for you.

;)

[Ima Nasshole]

I wasn't actually asking on behalf of myself, as much as I have an incredible curiosity, I like the way you dodge the question though, classic lib re-direct.

[Cogburn]

Dodge the question?

What on earth did you take "hells no" to mean?

Classic right-wing denial of reality.

[Ima Nasshole]

Dodge the question?

What on earth did you take "hells no" to mean?

Classic right-wing denial of reality.
You did not indicate if they were silky smooth, dodger!

[Cogburn]

Take that as an invitation to find out.

$20 for anything more than copping a feel, however.

[Ima Nasshole]

Shoot, I only have $19

[Cogburn]

That's fine, but I'm not lubing you this time.

[Ima Nasshole]

I was going to ask deal or no deal... But you're an eager bugger aint ya?

Shall I bring the botox?

[Cogburn]

Downturned economy. Who's gonna turn away a good buck?

Botox? Not unless you want me to touch you up or something.

[anarch]

Other cuz words for guns: heater, grip, piece,rod,

[Ima Nasshole]

Downturned economy. Who's gonna turn away a good buck?

Botox? Not unless you want me to touch you up or something.

Think about it bro, balls as smooth as glass.

[Ima Nasshole]

Other cuz words for guns: heater, grip, piece,rod,
You forgot my personal favorite... Gat!

[Raptor Jesus]

This society will be a lot better when genuinely Non-Lethal weapons are developed. Something that can guarunteed knock someone out for a few hours and not kill them. Too many taser deaths.

I am down with the having the ability to defend myself with a powerful weapon but not comfortable with responsibility of being able to take someone's life...

I wonder what other people think...

I think a super-powerful pepper spay that sprayed as much as a flamethrower would be an awesome compromise... Sonic weapons sound interesting too. Yes, there are issues but the death rate is much lower than with guns.

[Kogburn]

This society will be a lot better when genuinely Non-Lethal weapons are developed. Something that can guarunteed knock someone out for a few hours and not kill them. Too many taser deaths.

I am down with the having the ability to defend myself with a powerful weapon but not comfortable with responsibility of being able to take someone's life...

I wonder what other people think...

I think a super-powerful pepper spay that sprayed as much as a flamethrower would be an awesome compromise... Sonic weapons sound interesting too. Yes, there are issues but the death rate is much lower than with guns.
Have you ever seen the movie Titanic? Knocked me out for 3 hours.

[Eyeforalie]

Actually yes I have read Sun Tzu.... The only thing I could not think of on the fly was a way to get his enemies to turn against themselves so I opted with the plant crack suggestion.

Now that I think about it if he could convince the offending homeboys that it was one of there own that planted the crack and dropped the dime that would work perfectly to turn his enemies in on themselves.

Your 'plan' is just about as ridiculous as your 9-11 theory.

Dont buy a gun IEF. You will get shot. Ive known more then a few acquaintances that had a similar M.O. Didn't work out so well.

Maybe you should stop fucking with married broads. .

Also, if your that cool, you shouldn't be the one with a gun. You shoot someone and you'll get fucked up without crew and cred.

Just my .03.

[century]

Gun Safety by Nutnfancy

0v-mxvnFLfc

[Paroxysm]

IEF wrote...


I might be buying a strap-on soon

fixt :)

That's how I originally read it. ;)



And this is a pre-response to whatever clever gif IEF decides to post in response...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y157/brian_d/1252809659348.gif

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Your 'plan' is just about as ridiculous as your 9-11 theory.

Dont buy a gun IEF. You will get shot. Ive known more then a few acquaintances that had a similar M.O. Didn't work out so well.

Maybe you should stop fucking with married broads. .

Also, if your that cool, you shouldn't be the one with a gun. You shoot someone and you'll get fucked up without crew and cred.

Just my .03.

Guns>>>>crews. Most crews=pure shit talk and no action. Those same guys without their crews=pussies. Me catching them without their crew one day=....do I really need to keep going here? :)

[captainkiwi]

CLjNJI54GMM

[Raptor Jesus]

A friend of mine was trying to score weed in Miami one time, he told me it was easier to score a gun than a bag of weed.

[KIWI]

That's how I originally read it. ;)



And this is a pre-response to whatever clever gif IEF decides to post in response...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y157/brian_d/1252809659348.gif

lol, nothin clever about IEF....Im suprised he find s time for the net with his trailor park posse of low-rent Ho's to service

a real legend in his own mind....where is he now?

back alley hustling cheap "bling" from a dumpster?


cock-o-the-walk today.......a toe-tagged feather duster tomorrow, life go's on

[Eyeforalie]

Guns>>>>crews. Most crews=pure shit talk and no action. Those same guys without their crews=pussies. Me catching them without their crew one day=....do I really need to keep going here? :)

Yeah...then they catch you without a gun.

Do you think you're the only one who has delt with thugs and the hood?

If you haven't needed a gun by now, you don't need one.

[GeneralStriker]

Get some chloroform and a rag and capture a fool.and without that trick you'd still be single.

[Lexion]

Something that can guarunteed knock someone out for a few hours and not kill them.

Rohypnol.

[GeneralStriker]

Rohypnol 15 minutes at OMF.fixt

[Lexion]

Well, there is that.

[anarch]

This society will be a lot better when genuinely Non-Lethal weapons are developed.

I wonder what other people think...


You can kill anyone with nearly anything. Nothing is 100%

From bare hands to beating someone to death with a wet sock. Anything can be used to kill. Ever seen "No country for old men"?

[captainkiwi]

I liked the pencil trick the joker used in batman

[skunk]

IEF, for now what I would recommend is holding your longest, sharpest key in between your middle and pointer finger while walking alone at dark.

If someone decides to jump you, punch them in the face with your key.

[Hazelnut]

CLjNJI54GMM

How weird is it that the audience was laughing hysterically while I was sitting here nodding my head?

His ideas work in Switzerland.

6nf1OgV449g.

Here is a forum talking about that. BBC Lounge

http://bbcboards.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=470773&postid=4649224

[Gunter]

fuck guns and fuck violence. and fuck rambos.

[Hazelnut]

That won't ever happen. Once guns were invented, there was no going back.

IF everyone has one, who is going to be stupid enough to use theirs first?

[Gunter]

IF everyone has one, who is going to be stupid enough to use theirs first? everyone.

[captainkiwi]

@ IEF do you get a free plot for ya mortal remains with that Gun

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

lol, nothin clever about IEF....Im suprised he find s time for the net with his trailor park posse of low-rent Ho's to service

a real legend in his own mind....where is he now?

back alley hustling cheap "bling" from a dumpster?


cock-o-the-walk today.......a toe-tagged feather duster tomorrow, life go's on

Your insults are weaker than an 80 year old man's erection.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

IEF, for now what I would recommend is holding your longest, sharpest key in between your middle and pointer finger while walking alone at dark.

If someone decides to jump you, punch them in the face with your key.

I've already been jumped. Twice. I've had my life threatened as well.

[Gunter]

wear your seat belt and pack heat. but keep your eye on the escare hatch.

[lala]

Rohypnol.


This is not a good sign lex . . . lol :D

[Gunter]

This is not a good sign lex . . . lol :Djesus tapdancin christ if i hadn't had the same thought. by the way- i love my badger. have i told you lately?

[Paroxysm]

a real legend in his own mind....where is he now?

back alley hustling cheap "bling" from a dumpster?


I think he's in the park right now, trying to convince everyone what a 'baller' he is....


http://media.fukung.net/images/22157/824370f44c7449083eb11b335a5206dd.gif

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I think he's in the park right now, trying to convince everyone what a 'baller' he is....


http://media.fukung.net/images/22157/824370f44c7449083eb11b335a5206dd.gif

Kat Williams>Charile Murphy.

[Paroxysm]

Has skunk been sharing his crack toast with you again?

[skunk]

I don't share.

[Gunter]

Skunk reserves his crack for himself.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Crack is wack.

[KIWI]

Your insults are weaker than an 80 year old man's erection.



whatever you do in the park toilet with your local octagenerians is strictly between you and the judge :)


have you considered the flaccisity may be due to your inabillity to turn them up ?

[UtopianPenguin]

So when are you going to do the " I just shot myself thread" ? :thumright:

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kBjUDCyDCuI

[Lexion]

Everytime I see this thread
title, I see "strap on".

[boycotteverything]

don't feel bad- we all do. hahahaha

[UtopianPenguin]

I don't think having A "strap on" would resolve the problem either. (http://www.snapon.com/)

[hp]

Select the most reasonable explanation. 3, 3, or 3.



You are considered "strapped" when you are in possesion of a fire-arm. But it started off as a term to describe when you have a Mac 10 or some other semimachine gun or uzi on a strap hanging from your shoulder under your clothes.

We stay strapped when walking threw the hood


Strap predates a submachine gun hanging from a strap. Virtually any concealed weapon's holster requires it to be "strapped on", hence the term "to be strapped." Any shoulder, leg, or ankle holster is strapped on. Furthermore, nobody wears or wore their Mac 10 or Uzi hanging from a strap on their shoulder.

Step off, 'cause I'm fully strapped.


A slang term for a jockstrap.

A guy wearing a jockstrap is said to be strapped, or strapping.

[Snow Crash]

"Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Supafly TNT! I'm the guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on Brain Detail! We fucking switchin, I'm washin the windows, and you pickin up this niggas skull."

[boycotteverything]

jesus did you ever turn into a strap. stop drinking and get in the ballgame, eh?