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RubyRocket
01-13-2010, 09:12 AM
http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-what-s-your-fine


This is fun to do. Just read the " offense " and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you have read each " Offense" and add up your total fine. When you are done, post it here: " My fine is $........ "

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on Yelp-- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents ' bed -- $10
Did Crystal -- $25
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who ' S name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don' t remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25.01
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more a t the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80.09
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25

Tally it up and Title it... " My Fine Is... "




MY FINE IS $925.09....
YIKES!

anarch
01-13-2010, 09:18 AM
You've done anal.....

Whats with the tells for the special offenses?

Eyeforalie
01-13-2010, 09:19 AM
670.09

anarch
01-13-2010, 09:20 AM
Another anal winner.

Jackinthebox
01-13-2010, 09:27 AM
$870.69

But the anal sex was givinng to her, not getting it from any him, lol.

anarch
01-13-2010, 09:28 AM
My total score was 637.90

We only count once per offense right?

anarch
01-13-2010, 09:30 AM
HA so far it looks like I win for prude....And I always thought I was adventurous

RubyRocket
01-13-2010, 09:30 AM
My total score was 637.90

We only count once per offense right?
Once per offence yes..or else I'd be in debt for life...:shock:

Jackinthebox
01-13-2010, 09:34 AM
Once per offence yes..or else I'd be in debt for life...:shock:

Masturbation alone would have used up all the money in America for me. Lol.

century
01-13-2010, 09:39 AM
Smoked pot -- $10 yes
Did acid -- $5 yes
Ever had sex at church -- $25 no
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 no
Had sex with someone on Yelp-- $25 no
Had sex for money -- $100 no
Vandalized something -- $20 yes
Had sex on your parents ' bed -- $10 no
Did Crystal -- $25 yes
Beat up someone -- $20 yes
Been jumped -- $10 yes
Crossed dressed -- $10 no
Given money to stripper -- $25 yes
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 no
Kissed some one who ' S name you didn't know -- $0.10 no
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15 no
Ever drive drunk -- $20 yes
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 yes
Used toys while having sex -- $30 no
Got drunk, passed out and don' t remember the night before -- $20 yes
Gone skinny dipping -- $5 yes
Had sex in a pool -- $20 yes
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 no
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 no
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 no
Masturbated -- $10 yes
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 no
Done oral -- $5 no
Got oral -- $5 yes
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $25 no
Stole something -- $10 yes
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25.01 no
Made a nasty home video -- $15 no
Had a threesome -- $50 no
Had sex in the wild -- $20 yes
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 no
Stole something worth over a hundred dollars -- $20 yes
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 yes
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 no
Been in love with two people or more a t the same time -- $50 no
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 no
Went streaking -- $5 no
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15 no
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60.30 no
Been arrested -- $5 yes
Spent time in jail -- $15 yes
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 yes
Played spin the bottle -- $5 yes
Done something you regret -- $20 yes
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 no
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 yes
Had anal sex -- $80.09 yes/penetrated
Lied to your mate -- $5 yes
Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25 yes

FINE=$566.40

Jackinthebox
01-13-2010, 09:45 AM
Damn, I think I skipped a few, re-reading. My fine is a litle higher I think.

guy
01-13-2010, 10:52 AM
$340

RubyRocket
01-13-2010, 11:19 AM
$340
1..2..skip a few...:rolleyes:

Lexion
01-13-2010, 11:20 AM
Wait.

It doesn't automatically add
it up for me ?

meh

RubyRocket
01-13-2010, 11:22 AM
you can do math still old man..c'mon.

Lexion
01-13-2010, 11:27 AM
you can do math still old man..c'mon.

Heh.

I bet you could do it for me.

:p

RubyRocket
01-13-2010, 11:33 AM
Heh.

I bet you could do it for me.

:p
yikes..perhaps i could..with a few exceptions.

Lexion
01-13-2010, 11:33 AM
941.89

Well worth it.

RubyRocket
01-13-2010, 11:34 AM
941.89

Well worth it.

rightly so...;)

guinnessford
01-13-2010, 12:13 PM
do you add for each time you offend?

add gnp to gnd, and voila

skunk
01-13-2010, 11:36 PM
Why is anal sex $85? That offsets the whole fine.

GF, you're only supposed to count the first time.

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-13-2010, 11:44 PM
$611.14 :D They should have included the following:

Ran a train.
Had interracial sex.
Used a gun.

And I just now realized they had made a nasty home video so I'm gonna have to add that in which brings my total to 626.14

Lexion
01-14-2010, 10:14 AM
$611.14 :D They should have included the following:


Used a gun.

You've used a gun during sex ?

Jackinthebox
01-14-2010, 10:21 AM
You've used a gun during sex ?

I fucks with my gat out, bounce and leave a hundred
Makin em feel, slutted even if they don't want it

MUN9giYJhew

RubyRocket
01-14-2010, 10:41 AM
You've used a gun during sex ?
WAYYYY beyond my kink factor...

Jackinthebox
01-14-2010, 10:43 AM
:pale: Drank a cup of pee, add $30.02.

Jackinthebox
01-14-2010, 10:46 AM
Fucked a big half retarded ugly chick in front of hundreds of people at a night club. Ka-ching.

RubyRocket
01-14-2010, 11:30 AM
Some things need not be shared Jack...

Jackinthebox
01-14-2010, 11:35 AM
Some things need not be shared Jack...

Lol.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/25/weird_sex_lead_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg

pack3tg0st
01-14-2010, 11:44 AM
830.99

It was the lack of drugs I imagine lol

guinnessford
01-14-2010, 12:15 PM
770.69

mur
01-14-2010, 01:17 PM
580...did not talley the cents

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-14-2010, 01:21 PM
I fucks with my gat out, bounce and leave a hundred
Makin em feel, slutted even if they don't want it

MUN9giYJhew

Ahh, vintage Jay-Z. :D

Infinite`Eternal`Forever
01-14-2010, 01:21 PM
You've used a gun during sex ?

Hahahahah. Not yet..;)