AmKon T&C Version 3.0

[mojo]

T&C.

1. Introduction.

AmKon's on-line services are provided to all Amkon members to interact with each other in anyway they see fit via live chat and electronic bulletin boards.
General questions, comments or complaints ought to be filed under "Fuck Off, we don't care".
If you discover a posting which violates these terms then you've done pretty fucking well.

2. Forums & Interactive Area's.

AmKon's on-line services include discussion forums and a chat feature, you can do and say pretty much as you please.
By using any forum interactive area you agree not to do any of the following.

(a) Don't annoy me or the other admin's with whiny petulant shit.

By using any forum interactive area you DO agree to do any of the following.

(a) Upload to, distribute or otherwise publish through this Web site any message, data, information, text or other material ("Content") that is unlawful, libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, indecent, lewd, harassing, threatening, harmful, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory or otherwise objectionable; (We do however expect, and will deal with as we see fit, any posting of gore or pron that is not contained within 'spoiler tags').

Impersonate any person or entity or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity.

3. Enforcement.

AmKon probably won't investigate any reported violation of its policies or complaints and take any action. Such non-action may include, but is not limited to, not issuing warnings, suspension's or termination of service, and/or removal of posted Content. AmKon reserves the right and has absolute discretion, to not remove, screen or edit any Content that is objectionable.

4. Indemnification.

You are responsible for the shit you post.

5. Hyperlinks and Other Materials.

Use ofAmKon's On-line Services and any materials obtained therefrom is strictly at your own risk. AmKon takes no responsibility (or really gives a shit) and assumes no liability for any Content posted or uploaded by you or any third-party, or for any mistakes, defamation, slander, libel, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography (send pictures to administrators for vetting) or profanity you may encounter. As a provider of interactive services, AmKon is not liable for any statements, representations, or Content provided by its users in any forum or interactive area (but we will probably keep the porn).

AmKon makes no claim or representation regarding, and accepts no responsibility for, the quality, content, nature or reliability of Web sites or other materials accessible from or through AmKon'ss On-line Services by hyperlink or other method. These linked sites are not under the control of AmKon and AmKon is not responsible for the contents of any linked site or any link contained in a linked site, or any review, changes or updates to such sites. The inclusion of any link does not imply affiliation, endorsement, or adoption by AmKon of the site or any information contained therein.
Basically don't click on links to anything or you will probably end up with Herpes.

6. Software.

6a.) Don't fuck around with shit or it might blow up except....see 6b.

6b.) Regular scheduled data evaporation events (commonly referred to as Apeci's) are the responsibility, and at the discretion, of administration.

7. Posting.

You will not knowingly post false information as the truth unless you are John Lear or Mike Singh. You won't use information obtained, or gathered from this website to harass, abuse, or harm others unless you are an Administrator

7a.) No pornography, or illegal images or content posted unless it has cupcakes or uses the tag.

7b.) Intellectual Property: You will provide proper attribution to the original source of all copyrighted material, and/or authors of copyrighted material unless they are assholes and the stuff they wrote is complete bullshit, in which case it's probably not worth posting anyway, except for shits and giggles.

7c.) Recruitment, or Solicitation: Go to as many forums as possible and solicit or recruit as many people as you can, just don't do it here because we are hypocrites.

7d.) Forums: post within forum topic outlines ie, none.

7e.) Spamming: Don't Spam, we are all old enough to figure out what that means. It's canned meat.

7f.) Termination: Ummmm...we don't ban or terminate accounts, i mean we have in the past, but we really don't want to. Everyone that's ever been banned has been allowed back, [s]except that schizo beaver chick and her cohorts. So i wouldn't worry too much about this rule.

8. Behaviour.

Respect is earn't, not only by the members but by the forum staff and administrators.

8a.) No forum gangs....that i haven't been invited to join.

8b.) Illicit activity: Post in the Secret Forum. (It isn't really secret anymore because a bunch of people got their knickers in a twist about it, so dont post illegal shit unless you don't care if you get caught, in which case your a fucking idiot).

8c.) Board Wars: Take screen shots and post here so we can all have a laugh.

8d.) No editing of Moderator, or administration revisions unless it's a really funny edit.

8e.) No masturbating other members, unless a sketch or photo is taken.

9. Disclaimer.

Blah blah blah.

10. Limitation of Liability.

Wank wank wank.

Applicable Law.

More wank.

12. Modifications and Amendments.

Pack hp and skunk will probably change shit around all the time, don't get too comfortable.

13. Termination.

Don't know why this has to be here twice, i've already said that you probably won't get terminated or banned for any reason aside from posting cp.

14. Severability.

You can take any or all of these rules apart and apply them in any order or ignore them and they shall be replaced with the "Fuck Off" rule.

[Lexion]

YAY !!!

[Jackinthebox]

I fuckin love this place.

[anarch]

I Love Fucking.

[Leesha]

I Love Fucking.

Me too.
Maybe instead of posting i should be raping my husband.

[mojo]

Me too.
Maybe instead of posting i should be raping my husband.

sketch or it never happened.

[Alessandra]

did someone say cupcakes

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jBpbz96_-9Y/SOzyiH8xJGI/AAAAAAAANkw/VCPELuBe7uI/s320/Weed+Cupcake.jpg

[Jackinthebox]

Pot is illegal! Ban the potmokerz!

[Alessandra]

Onoes

[pack3tg0st]

Pot is illegal! Ban the potmokerz!

Jesus...

That leaves me, you, and lex...

[Leesha]

I haven't done drugs since i was 14.
Not counting prescribed.

[Oblivion]

Pot is illegal! Ban the potmokerz!

go easy mate..

i said no to drugs, but they wouldnt listen!

[Alessandra]

rehab is for quitters.

[Cogburn]

I am a proper addict.

I love my addictions like warm, cozy blankets.

[skunk]

rehab is for quitters.

That's the spirit!

H for all.

[anarch]

I am free from my addictions.....I'm not trying hard enough.

[cartoon]

the only addictions that enslave us are our addictions to belief. we are complicit in our own captivity.

[anarch]

Jesus...

That leaves me, you, and lex...

Technically I would be included too...

[UtopianPenguin]

Just say no to pizza

7cVejON73c0

[anarch]

NO shit TUP !!!:D:D

Hows it been hanging?

[mojo]

the truth isn't hard to find if you look closely enough.


http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/mojo4sale/cunts.jpg

[skunk]

This thread needs a bump. I suggest you all re-read the T&Cs and fuck off.

[guinnessford]

fucking off now.

i think

[guinnessford]

You can take any or all of these rules apart and apply them in any order or ignore them and they shall be replaced with the "Fuck Off" rule.

[skunk]

Use ofAmKon's On-line Services and any materials obtained therefrom is strictly at your own risk. AmKon takes no responsibility (or really gives a shit) and assumes no liability for any Content posted or uploaded by you or any third-party, or for any mistakes, defamation, slander, libel, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography (send pictures to administrators for vetting) or profanity you may encounter. As a provider of interactive services, AmKon is not liable for any statements, representations, or Content provided by its users in any forum or interactive area (but we will probably keep the porn).

[Paroxysm]

LoL @ the 'Fuck Off rule'

[skunk]

General questions, comments or complaints ought to be filed under "Fuck Off, we don't care".

If you discover a posting which violates these terms then you've done pretty fucking well.

[boycotteverything]

when i first coined the term 'amkoid' i had the 'fuck off' rule in mind.

[lala]

when i first coined the term 'amkoid' i had the 'fuck off' rule in mind.


I could say something here . . . but I'll be good :D lol

[mojo]

i think everyone needs to sign a register that they have read and understood the T&C so we don't continue to get "whiny petulant shit" posted.

[skunk]

I don't think that would change a whole lot. People are going to post what they want, and sometimes that includes whining.

[mojo]

I don't think that would change a whole lot. People are going to post what they want, and sometimes that includes whining.

yeah i know, i'm just whining about people whining.

:D

[torbjon]

whining, gotta love it.

Nola In Chains (http://www.torbtown.com/nolainchains.mp3)

[Lexion]

Nola In Chains (http://www.torbtown.com/nolainchains.mp3)

That is fucking epic.

[torbjon]

Thanks comrade, she was like, two years old at that time... a total head banging whiner... she's only perfected her skills since then. She can drag a simple word like "no" out to a full minute, talk about tonal control, sheesh. If she doesn't make it as a stripper, then she has a potential career in singing whiney love songs

[anarch]

OUr excellent T&C list...

[anarch]

bump 4 new folks

[GeneralStriker]

and in the tinker and tweak dept.- i see a new colonic in our future. Warning: Heavy handed tweaking ahead.


6. Software.

6a.) Don't fuck around with shit or it might blow up except....see 6b.

6b.) Regular scheduled data evaporation events (commonly referred to as Apeci's) are the responsibility, and at the discretion, of administration.


Tinker and Tweak as you will, boyz,
Tinker and Tweak as you will...

[pack3tg0st]

Heavy handed tweaking?

how is that possible?

[skunk]

(a) Don't annoy me or the other admin's with whiny petulant shit.

*cough*

[anarch]

General questions, comments or complaints ought to be filed under "Fuck Off, we don't care".

[mojo]

T&C have been updated.

This rule has been amended:



8b.) Illicit activity: Post in the Secret Forum.

To read:



8b.) Illicit activity: Post in the Secret Forum. (It isn't really secret anymore because a bunch of people got their knickers in a twist about it, so dont post illegal shit unless you don't care if you get caught, in which case your a fucking idiot).

[Hazelnut]

Hahaha

[mojo]

bumped because there seems to be a few people here under the misapprehension that AmKon gives a fuck about whiny ass bitches.

[captainkiwi]

tap tap eeer..... tap tap.....is this thing on?.... yeah alright ..........FUCK OFF !

[skunk]

bumped because there seems to be a few people here under the misapprehension that AmKon gives a fuck about whiny ass bitches.

I care :(

[Chorlton]

I care :(

Bollocks

[Paroxysm]

Bollocks

co-sign

[anarch]

Your credit score was not sufficient as a co signer. I'm sorry but your post is denied.

[oneder]

Fuck, shit, piss, fart, asshole, toadballs.

Just testing my keyboard to make sure it is functioning.

[mojo]

Fuck, shit, piss, fart, asshole, toadballs.

Just testing my keyboard to make sure it is functioning.

all seems to be in order.

[MrPenny]

It works. Now I challenge you to use all of those words, well, in one sentence in reponse to a poster in the general forum.

Clarity of thought, structure, and grammar are important.

I'm a tough grader......

[oneder]

There ya go, in order even. Where's my fuckin prize?
http://amkon.net/showpost.php?p=439531&postcount=58

(I want one of the sticks found in a suitcase.)

[MrPenny]

The same prize everyone else gets.....

*shrug*

Props to ya' though for addressing that directly to Jasn.....that'll teach the sumbitch, heh?

[oneder]

if he drops out again he'll turn into toadballs. ain't no woman gonna kiss em and turn him into a prince.

do toads have balls? im not curious enough to check.

haha that reminds me. i flunked high school biology twice for refusing to dissect a fuckin frog.

[MrPenny]

for refusing to dissect a fuckin frog.

Seems reasonable to me....why would you want to interrupt him? That would be rude.

[skunk]

Fixt 7f.

[Paroxysm]

I think you should ban everbody, so that you and Pack can have proper privacy for all of your...http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9264/circleyv0.gif http://smilies.newcastlebeats.com/smilies/santacjerk.gif

[pack3tg0st]

We're not the ones griping about privacy lol

[mojo]

privacy....on the internet....yeah.....prolly has a facebook page as well.

[Raptor Jesus]

15.5). Posting: You will post as much material as you can that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate. You will use information gathered from this website to harass, abuse or harm other people.

15a) Offensive Content: You will strive to post forum posts, private messages, PODcasts, BE's address, links to images or use avatars and/or signatures that are unlawful, harassing, libelous, privacy invading, abusive, threatening, harmful, hateful, vulgar, obscene, and/or disruptive. Doing so will result in rep points Post(s) and immediate upgrade to admin without warning or recourse.

[skunk]

I am bumping this for the new folks, keep in mind amkon is pretty much a free for all.

I updated the title of the site to reflect what I think to be amkon's main idea- "AmeriKan Konspiracy - Free Speech Conspiracy and Alternative Discussion Forum."

I've heard several people say how they've found AmKon through a search for conspiracy forums or the top sites, the site's title should reflect that so people find this place easier. I don't know why I hadn't thought of it earlier.

[Hazelnut]

I am bumping this for the new folks, keep in mind amkon is pretty much a free for all.

I updated the title of the site to reflect what I think to be amkon's main idea- "AmeriKan Konspiracy - Free Speech Conspiracy and Alternative Discussion Forum."

I've heard several people say how they've found AmKon through a search for conspiracy forums or the top sites, the site's title should reflect that so people find this place easier. I don't know why I hadn't thought of it earlier.

Drugs, alcohol or dementia.

[Lexion]

Drugs, alcohol or dementia.

Yep.

Fucking stoner.

[skunk]

Conspiracy is only one of the many topics discussed here, I think free speech kind of implies an open ended discussion board don't you think?

Hazel, what do you expect out of your admin team, miracles :D.

Doesn't the board look good? I've done most of the work, hp has helped quite a bit as well. Suck it.

[boycotteverything]

free speech is a unithread.

[L337_H4X0R]

what do you expect out of your admin team

Ban Paroxysm, or I quit!

[Hazelnut]

Conspiracy is only one of the many topics discussed here, I think free speech kind of implies an open ended discussion board don't you think?

Hazel, what do you expect out of your admin team, miracles :D.

Doesn't the board look good? I've done most of the work, hp has helped quite a bit as well. Suck it.

I expect my admin team to do what admin teams do!!!!! Whatever that is. I have no idea.

The place looks great!

[hp]

Ban Paroxysm, or I quit!

bye

[hp]

Skunk has really worked on making the upgrade a success. Kudos his way.

[Lexion]

True that, HP.

[Pam]

Conspiracy is only one of the many topics discussed here, I think free speech kind of implies an open ended discussion board don't you think?

Hazel, what do you expect out of your admin team, miracles :D.

Doesn't the board look good? I've done most of the work, hp has helped quite a bit as well. Suck it.

Yes it does! You are a clever boy :D

Thanks!

[mojo]

Ban Paroxysm, or I quit!

see ya later.

[Paroxysm]

LoL....does that mean that you like me...or hate my socks?

[mojo]

i have nothing against socks.

[Trauma Teased]

i have nothing against socks.

Bastard.

:p

[Paroxysm]

I think the girlies know how much we like those long sexy socks around here....


http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/191/6/c/Long_socks__Sexy_Legs_by_version3.jpg

http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3895627/IMMA-GET-BUTTPLAY-CUZ-OF-MAH-SEXY-SOCKS.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Alpha-Boyfriend

[Malignant]

http://craveimages.com/media/268d9a93a67b.jpg

[mojo]

Noobs!



T&C.

1. Introduction.

AmKon's on-line services are provided to all Amkon members to interact with each other in anyway they see fit via live chat and electronic bulletin boards.
General questions, comments or complaints ought to be filed under "Fuck Off, we don't care".
If you discover a posting which violates these terms then you've done pretty fucking well.

2. Forums & Interactive Area's.

AmKon's on-line services include discussion forums and a chat feature, you can do and say pretty much as you please.
By using any forum interactive area you agree not to do any of the following.

(a) Don't annoy me or the other admin's with whiny petulant shit.

By using any forum interactive area you DO agree to do any of the following.

(a) Upload to, distribute or otherwise publish through this Web site any message, data, information, text or other material ("Content") that is unlawful, libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, indecent, lewd, harassing, threatening, harmful, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory or otherwise objectionable;

Impersonate any person or entity or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity.

3. Enforcement.

AmKon probably won't investigate any reported violation of its policies or complaints and take any action. Such non-action may include, but is not limited to, not issuing warnings, suspension's or termination of service, and/or removal of posted Content. AmKon reserves the right and has absolute discretion, to not remove, screen or edit any Content that is objectionable.

4. Indemnification.

You are responsible for the shit you post.

5. Hyperlinks and Other Materials.

Use ofAmKon's On-line Services and any materials obtained therefrom is strictly at your own risk. AmKon takes no responsibility (or really gives a shit) and assumes no liability for any Content posted or uploaded by you or any third-party, or for any mistakes, defamation, slander, libel, omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography (send pictures to administrators for vetting) or profanity you may encounter. As a provider of interactive services, AmKon is not liable for any statements, representations, or Content provided by its users in any forum or interactive area (but we will probably keep the porn).

AmKon makes no claim or representation regarding, and accepts no responsibility for, the quality, content, nature or reliability of Web sites or other materials accessible from or through AmKon'ss On-line Services by hyperlink or other method. These linked sites are not under the control of AmKon and AmKon is not responsible for the contents of any linked site or any link contained in a linked site, or any review, changes or updates to such sites. The inclusion of any link does not imply affiliation, endorsement, or adoption by AmKon of the site or any information contained therein.
Basically don't click on links to anything or you will probably end up with Herpes.

6. Software.

6a.) Don't fuck around with shit or it might blow up except....see 6b.

6b.) Regular scheduled data evaporation events (commonly referred to as Apeci's) are the responsibility, and at the discretion, of administration.

7. Posting.

You will not knowingly post false information as the truth unless you are John Lear or Mike Singh. You won't use information obtained, or gathered from this website to harass, abuse, or harm others unless you are an Administrator

7a.) No pornography, or illegal images or content posted unless it has cupcakes or uses the tag.

7b.) Intellectual Property: You will provide proper attribution to the original source of all copyrighted material, and/or authors of copyrighted material unless they are assholes and the stuff they wrote is complete bullshit, in which case it's probably not worth posting anyway, except for shits and giggles.

7c.) Recruitment, or Solicitation: Go to as many forums as possible and solicit or recruit as many people as you can, just don't do it here because we are hypocrites.

7d.) Forums: post within forum topic outlines ie, none.

7e.) Spamming: Don't Spam, we are all old enough to figure out what that means. It's canned meat.

7f.) Termination: Ummmm...we don't ban or terminate accounts, i mean we have in the past, but we really don't want to. Everyone that's ever been banned has been allowed back, [s]except that schizo beaver chick and her cohorts. So i wouldn't worry too much about this rule.

8. Behaviour.

Respect is earn't, not only by the members but by the forum staff and administrators.

8a.) No forum gangs....that i haven't been invited to join.

8b.) Illicit activity: Post in the Secret Forum. (It isn't really secret anymore because a bunch of people got their knickers in a twist about it, so dont post illegal shit unless you don't care if you get caught, in which case your a fucking idiot).

8c.) Board Wars: Take screen shots and post here so we can all have a laugh.

8d.) No editing of Moderator, or administration revisions unless it's a really funny edit.

8e.) No masturbating other members, unless a sketch or photo is taken.

9. Disclaimer.

Blah blah blah.

10. Limitation of Liability.

Wank wank wank.

Applicable Law.

More wank.

12. Modifications and Amendments.

Pack and skunk will probably change shit around all the time, don't get too comfortable.

13. Termination.

Don't know why this has to be here twice, i've already said that you probably won't get terminated or banned for any reason aside from posting cp.

14. Severability.

You can take any or all of these rules apart and apply them in any order or ignore them and they shall be replaced with the "Fuck Off" rule.

[bigpig]

Basically don't click on links to anything or you will probably end up with Herpes.

[jannypan]

I fuckin love this place.

[Lexion]

Fuck off.

[skunk]

I fuckin love this place.

Too bad you're a bot and/or spammer.

[the titan]

I fucking miss this place...

[Ducky]

Long time no see!

How ya doing Titan?

What's new and exciting in your end of the woods

[SCREAMMMMMM]

LOL

WELL I MUST SAY IT STOOD STRONG WITH THE SCREAMMMMMM TEST !!!

A MIGHTY FINE SITE !!!

[the titan]

I'm good Ducky, just trying to keep myself busy with that real life thing.

Got a baby on the way, less than 2 months to go.

[lala]

How lovely for you's titan good luck with baby & everything . . . . :D

[Ducky]

I'm good Ducky, just trying to keep myself busy with that real life thing.

Got a baby on the way, less than 2 months to go.

BIG CONGRATS Titan!!

[the titan]

Thanks!:D

[anarch]

I'm good Ducky, just trying to keep myself busy with that real life thing.

Got a baby on the way, less than 2 months to go.


YOU HAZ A BABY!!!>!?!?! I haz baby!!!


WEEEEE we both have babies!!!

Mine is 8 months though.

[NIKONI]

this is a nice post and that 's what i want to know , haha .
thanks so much for the sharing.

[sparky]

6622

[skunk]

Bump for the fresh meat.

[Hazelnut]

I fuckin love this place.

Hmmmmmm. Love from afar?

[mojo]

Hmmmmmm. Love from afar?

i practice it.