Xmas competition.

[mojo]

no fucking around.

rules.

1. minimum 500 words.

2. must have a reference to xmas and a mutilated reindeer.

3. start a thread in this forum, title of your story should be preceded by (XMAS).

4. no limit on amount of stories.

5. stories to be submitted by 24th december.

6. a poll thread will be started on the 26th december for members to decide the winner (poll will run until the 31st of december, winner announced, 1st of january).

7. no prizes, except glory.

[MissA]

do the words have to be "mutilated reindeer" or may we just mutilate the reindeer?

[Gunter]

fuck christmas and fuck the birthday boy. and fuck you, too as long as we're at it.

[mojo]

do the words have to be "mutilated reindeer" or may we just mutilate the reindeer?

"reference to xmas and a mutilated reindeer".

just needs to have some reference to it.

one sentence, whole story, or 3 words, whatever takes your fancy.

[Gunter]

3 words? ok. in that case i'm in.

[mojo]

3 words? ok. in that case i'm in.

+ 497 adjectives.

verbosity rules. :P

[MissA]

i'm in. my story is: Pride and Prejudice and Christmas and Zombie Reindeers

[mojo]

i'm in. my story is: Pride and Prejudice and Christmas and Zombie Reindeers

i'll have one up by tomorrow night.

i might write a story as well.

[cartoon]

i'm mutilating my reindeer as we speak

[MissA]

cartoon, you're hot.

[cartoon]

thanks sister!

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Hmmmmm....

Fox

[Jackinthebox]

I am into fiction writing. But I am not going to do a story with a mutilated reindeer. I am not even Christian, but I love Xmas, count me out.

EDIT to add: And I was highly offended by tha albino deer in Wales that was mutilated.

[cartoon]

6. a poll thread will be started on the 26th december for members to decide the winner (poll will run until the 31st of december, winner announced, 1st of january).looks like Anarch's stoopid 'beating up a dead deer with a stick' story wins by default.

[cartoon]

oh- here's the movie




:beathorse::pound::pound::pound:

[mojo]

looks like Anarch's stoopid 'beating up a dead deer with a stick' story wins by default.

looks that way.

there was never any real interest, plus i'm not moderating anymore so couldnrt do the relevant polls and editing to keep the contest running.
typical amkon contest actually.

anarch wins a byzantine kings golden crown.

[Lexion]

Maybe he can win a rim-job,
from MissSilver ?

Better than a crown.

Prostate milk, FTW !!!!

[Hissil]

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[Ducky]

anarch wasn't the only one that submitted a story

[mojo]

anarch wasn't the only one that submitted a story

sorry ducky, but i resigned as an admin before the contest ever really got going.
amongst all the other shit that was going on at the time i forgot to get one of the other guy's to run it.

you get equal first prize. :D

[anarch]

FUCK THAT!!! Only one of us can get a rim job from miss silver. Besides I don't think Ducky wants her prostate milked.

[mojo]

FUCK THAT!!! Only one of us can get a rim job from miss silver. Besides I don't think Ducky wants her prostate milked.

ya never know. lol.


*runs and hides*.

[Ducky]

FUCK THAT!!! Only one of us can get a rim job from miss silver. Besides I don't think Ducky wants her prostate milked.

*smiling, teeth are showing, nodding, eyes closed, giggling to myself...

That's quite alright Anarch :D

Rim jobby is ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yours man.

*bows to Anarch and presents the bouquet of roses to him*

lololol