View Full Version : Taking Plato up a notch, with Striker and Johnny
boycotteverything
11-24-2009, 02:53 PM
"Gee, Uncle Striker, tell me about Socrates."
"OK, Johnny. First off, he loved a good foodfight."
"Why's that, Uncle?"
"Well, you see, Johnny, it's the same principle as the LHC. Who knows what gods might emerge from colliding eclairs?"
"Oh! I get it now. Thanks Uncle Striker."
"Not a problem, Johnny. Now go outside and play. But remember- stay away from Lex."
Ganeral Striker, a question from the audience...
Given early scientists claim to have discovered that most mass is mostly 'space' versus solid material, and that eclairs are mostly non nutritional matter, what type of gods would be released in eclairs collisions. Are we looking at some bad muju.
Lexion
11-24-2009, 03:33 PM
Eclair Engineering (http://eclairengineering.com/Home.html)
Edit to add :
It's not pr0n.
boycotteverything
11-24-2009, 03:47 PM
Ganeral Striker, a question from the audience...
Given early scientists claim to have discovered that most mass is mostly 'space' versus solid material, and that eclairs are mostly non nutritional matter, what type of gods would be released in eclairs collisions. Are we looking at some bad muju.There is no space, nor is there mass. It's a can of worms alright. But colliding eclairs do reveal god.
gods from eclairs, sweet.
"General, sir, does god 'matter' or god does 'matter'."
boycotteverything
11-24-2009, 04:56 PM
gods from eclairs, sweet.
"General, sir, does god 'matter' or god does 'matter'."god matters only if you require her to matter. that's our choice. 'original sin,' so to speak.
I Suppose god does 'matter' and that's why 'mass' on sunday was created.
boycotteverything
11-25-2009, 09:13 AM
There are two basic modes of interacting with reality- by the will or by the imagination; smashing gluons into protons or by smashing dinner rolls into jello molds. fear or joy. your choice.
Chorlton
11-25-2009, 09:15 AM
There is no space, nor is there mass. It's a can of spotted dick alright. But colliding eclairs do reveal god.
Fixt
boycotteverything
11-25-2009, 09:25 AM
the spotted dick industry owes me a huge thank-you for discovering that shit on amazon.com. i singlehandedly saved it from a well deserved obscurity. hahahahaha
boycotteverything
11-25-2009, 09:28 AM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n220/Calvin5040/thAnimalHouse-JohnBelushiFoodFight.gif
Chorlton
11-25-2009, 09:32 AM
the spotted dick industry owes me a huge thank-you for discovering that shit on amazon.com. i singlehandedly saved it from a well deserved obscurity. hahahahaha
Considering its a totaly fallacy.
As I said previously
Spotted Dick isnt a sponge pudding. Its a Suet Pudding, completely different.
I wouldnt eat that canned shit.
boycotteverything
11-25-2009, 09:34 AM
Spotted Dick isnt a sponge pudding. Its a dick Pudding, completely different.fixt
There are two basic modes of interacting with reality- by the will or by the imagination; smashing gluons into protons or by smashing dinner rolls into jello molds. fear or joy. your choice.
The above is the reason for Amkon's existence. Although the proper thread for that comment eludes me.
theeindiee
11-10-2011, 06:37 PM
Allah be praised.
Lexion
11-10-2011, 07:12 PM
Thank you.