Lol @ Fearmongering

[Alessandra]

So I used to watch this series on Youtube by Hashemsfilms, called "The antichrist/djjal will be a reptilian shapeshifter" (some shit like that). It was put together pretty well, actually, but Youtube kicked the shit out of the guy basically and tossed his work into the dumpster, and banned his accounts.

So now I have this guy on my friends list (I don't know how), named Ifitsallahswill. He's recently made some films in the style of Hashem, but they're not ... quite... like his. The stuff I've seen in this seems to be more of a reach, and its made me laugh on several occasions (And I just finished part three!)

If you guys wanna check em, they have 8 up at the moment, so here goes.

Intro
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Part 1
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Part 2
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Part 3
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Part 4
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Part 5
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Part 6
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Part 7
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Part 8
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tell me if any of you can stomach the whole thing (I lost interest after ep 3.)

edit again: I'm a retard and used the wrong slash :roll:

[pack3tg0st]

yar slashes are backwards :)

/youtube...

oh shit, nvm... you got it :)

[Alessandra]

yeah, This is what happens when you try to make a thread when you're high.

[pack3tg0st]

yeah, This is what happens when you try to make a thread when you're high.

ahahaha I dunno about that...

Remember Jasn's "There remains only Zuul" thread? lol

[Foxtrot Oscar]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb298/kittymoose77/Hatch1-1.jpg

Fox

[Snow Crash]

To Summarize:

Intro: Pyramids are evil, Masons are evil, Eyes are evil when only one is used, Christianity is evil, Gandalf is wise, Hobbits are gormless, Sauron is evil (DUH), and the Statue of Liberty is evil.

Part 1: You're all fucked, the Templars are fucking you, they are fucking you with Kaballah, and The Holy Quran foresaw this gangbang

Part 2: The British are evil (they are part of Teh Jooz), cigarettes are evil, booze is evil, The American Elite are all (butt?) pirates, thus evil, no wait, random fuckers are also (butt?) pirates, thus evil (through choice of clothes and motifs on said clothes), Starbucks got its name from its love for Teh Jooz, thus evil, Teh Jooz are evil.

Part 3: Some buildings are evil, some buildings are friendly, depending on what you do in them (a whorehouse?), the right shapes + the right ley line + the right type of building = a Stargate, Teh Jooz are evil (again), evil buildings will make the Antichrist come down and make a playground outta your arse.

Part 4: Mosques have good vibes, as do some synagogues and churches, Any Government or Corporate building with a dome, a pyramid, or an octagon, invariably has after hours 'rituals' every Thursday (bring your own KY), Masons are evil, they made the French evil, the British are run by the masons, but the founding fathers of the United States of America were escaping persecution in countries they controlled, George Washington was evil.

Part 5: The Brits are evil (again), they are part of Teh Jooz (again), they are part of King Tut's crew (new), Dubai is evil, Burj Dubai is a rip off of Sauron's crib, there's an evil shopping mall in Dubai

Part 6: No, seriously, that is one fucking sinister shopping mall, it even has an evil Mason cafe

Part 7: George Carlin kicked arse (thats a serious point) David Icke has moments where he kicks arse (despite all the haters saying he is total fail), mainstream media is evil (holy fuck, this episode is actually quite serious), sex is evil (well, I guess it was too good to last)

Part 8: Teh Jooz run the media (they are evil, remember), sex is evil (again), washing cars in an erotic fashion is evil, Dumbo is creepy, Disney is satanic, the kids are not all right.

/sarcasm

Had some interesting points. The focus is massivley skewed by religious rivalries though.

[Alessandra]

yeah. I never took the whole thing seriously

That being said, I seriously less than three you Snow. :lol:

[Alessandra]

OK so more were posted today. Eagerly await Snow's Reviews.

Part 9
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Part 10
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Part 11
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Part 12
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[Lexion]

Fuck SC's reviews.

The vids are pure shit.

Well, I agree with SC's review,
without the /sarcasm tag.

[Alessandra]

I was hoping for more ppl to actually rip into how fucking ridiculous these damn videos are, you're getting there lex.

[Lexion]

Getting there ???

When the fucking Intro shows
clips from LoTR ?

Give me a fucking break.

[Alessandra]

come on, fuckin rip into it. You're just halfassing it.

[Lexion]

After the LoTR clips,
I stopped watching.

Should I force myself to
watch all that shit ?

[Alessandra]

I did, sort of. lol. Of course, last night I was baked and had nothing better to do.

[Lexion]

Baked chicken for dinner.

I'm getting hungry.

I *might* watch them, tomorrow.

Let me check my schedule.



..............







Yep, I'm free all day.

[Alessandra]

Nah, dont worry. lol. I was just giving you shit.

[Snow Crash]

Fuck SC's reviews.

The vids are pure shit.

Well, I agree with SC's review,
without the /sarcasm tag.

Lex just critiqued my critiquing >_<

[Alessandra]

Lex just critiqued my critiquing >_<

I guess that's something, then :P

[Snow Crash]

nothing like a mixed review of your review to start someone off in the movie review business. Next up, we'll see John Cusack in need of some big bucks as he stars in OMGWTFTINFOIL CGI wet dream 2012...

[Alessandra]

didn't triple M already review that?

[Snow Crash]

didn't triple M already review that?

I cant see as he'd have the time to do a proper review... he's prolly running an ad campaign for a brother out in Dubai who owns a cafe..... HOLY FUCK....... THE VIDS WUZ RIGHTS, YO!

[Alessandra]

:lol:
OH SHIT SON