View Full Version : Schumacher Back in F1 Oh No
Chorlton
11-20-2009, 05:18 AM
Looks like the attempted murderer, cheat and all round asshole Michael Schumcher might be coming back to FI
For the Yanks, F1 is the car race where all the corners arent, Left, left, left. :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/motorsport/formulaone/brawngp/6607169/Michael-Schumacher-in-line-for-sensational-Formula-One-return-at-Mercedes.html
Cogburn
11-20-2009, 06:30 AM
Until he's convicted and still drives, you haven't got anything on the NFL or NBA.
Chorlton
11-20-2009, 07:53 AM
They drive too?
Foxtrot Oscar
11-20-2009, 10:30 AM
you haven't got anything on the NFL or NBA.
You are, for once, correct.
We don't have a minority repayment program. And man are they getting some back!
Although the French do, It's called the national football team.
Fox
Chorlton
11-20-2009, 11:49 AM
Although the French do, It's called the national football team.
Fox
You mean the team with the Captain that cheats
Foxtrot Oscar
11-20-2009, 12:06 PM
I'm really hopping that they fire up the LHC and create a black hole that just sucks down France and then seals up in the blink of an eye.
LHC FTW
Fox
century
12-22-2009, 10:43 PM
German media report Schumacher has signed with Mercedes (http://www.pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news_item.php?fes_art_id=39714)
Snow Crash
12-22-2009, 10:53 PM
You mean the team with the Captain that cheats
You mean Thierry 'Michael Jordan' Henry?
Or Le Cunt, as he is known as in N17...
century
12-23-2009, 02:30 PM
German media report Schumacher has signed with Mercedes (http://www.pitpass.com/fes_php/pitpass_news_item.php?fes_art_id=39714)
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century
12-23-2009, 02:32 PM
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Drinking and driving.........dont mix
theeindiee
12-23-2009, 05:45 PM
Time to offend everyone:
DIE ALL MINORITIES AND DEFORMITIES AND IDEOLOGIES THAT ARENT VERY VERY AGGRESSIVELY HATEFUL BECAUSE IT FEELS SO GOOD TO KILL THE LESS FORTUNATE AND DISAGREEABLE IN LARGE NUMBERS!!!!!
http://hispanic.cc/joe_ar28.jpg
ZEIG HEIL!
the swastika isnt a hateful symbol.
ohh....and fuck schumacher.
theeindiee
12-23-2009, 08:37 PM
the swastika is strictly hate. all the time. everywhere. hate your neighbor. hate the dog. hate ice cream. hate. hate. just hate. dontcha get it? hate is great. it rhmes. that means go for it. just hate. or dont. I'm just bullshitting today. lol.
skunk
12-23-2009, 09:03 PM
When are you not bullshitting?
Oblivion
12-24-2009, 03:24 AM
i was glad when poo smacker left F1.
now he is returning, and i haz a sad for F1 :(
Alessandra
12-24-2009, 03:28 AM
firstly, its sieg.
Secondly, the swastika has been around for much much longer than Nazism has.
So, by all means indiee....
Fuck off.
Ducky
12-31-2009, 09:45 AM
Is he at it again?
You'd almost swear that he had nothing better to do.
GeneralStriker
12-31-2009, 09:51 AM
who does? we're all just trying to wend our ways to the end of this long and tedious road, after all...
anarch
01-10-2010, 04:43 PM
bumps from the grave
century
11-16-2010, 05:59 AM
Last race of the season and schumi almost gets his head taken off!!
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ABU DHABI, United Arab Emirates (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/motor/2010-11-14-504600906_x.htm) — Seven-time world champion Michael Schumacher's unexpected return to Formula One was supposed to be the feel-good story of the 2010 season. Instead, he became a footnote in a scintillating four-man battle for the title.
The German's season, to some degree, could be summed up by his dismal showing at the season-ending Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. He started seventh after a decent qualifying performance, but went out in the first lap in a crash that could have been a lot worse.
The Force India car of Vitantonio Liuzzi went over the top of Schumacher's Mercedes, which had spun out on the track, just missing the German's head. The pair walked away unscathed, with Schumacher waving to fans and smiling as he left the track.
"I went off the line, spun and, because of the dirt there, the back of the car just came around," Schumacher said. "It's a shame obviously as I would have liked to finish the season with a more positive ending, but I am already looking forward to fighting again next year."
When Schumacher returned after three years in retirement, questions arose whether his legendary status would be enhanced or damaged. He had little to prove by coming back, with his 91 race wins, 68 pole positions and 76 fastest laps all F1 records.
"I never left the racetrack I kept the motivation and maintained it," Schumacher said in December. "I still feel absolutely on the edge. I have to prove it in a real car."
But 2010 will be one of the most disappointing for the 41-year-old German. Stuck in an inferior Mercedes car, Schumacher never finished better than fourth and had many uncharacteristic placings, including coming 15th at the European GP, 13th in Singapore and 12th at Monaco. He finished the season in ninth place in the drivers' championship.
Despite his struggles, Schumacher has tried to remain upbeat all season.
"The season is coming to an end and I have to say that I am very impressed with how our guys have coped with it, especially in the last few flyaway races," he said before the Brazil GP. "Even though we have not had any big developments recently, we have still delivered promising performances."
There has been speculation that Schumacher's return will be short-lived, but he insists he will be back. Many of the team principals have defended his decision to return to the track.
"Clearly, he's a seven-time world champion," Williams chief executive officer Adam Parr said. "He's an exceptionally talented, brilliant driver without question at all. And nothing that he's done this year changes his incredible achievements."
Red Bull team principal Christian Horner praised Schumacher's comeback, given everything he has achieved in F1.
"When you have won seven world championships and over 90 grands prix, it's a hell of a (courageous) thing at (41) to say, 'OK, I'll come back and take on the current best of the crop.'
"You've got to admire the guy for taking that decision in coming back. He not been in the best car. I'm sure he won't be satisfied with his season, but he's a determined competitor and I think it's good to have him back in Formula One. It would be nice to have him in a quicker car, as long as it's behind us."