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eris
11-13-2009, 10:04 PM
I sometimes work at a enviromentally friendly store that sells various household products that are sustainable or recycled or whatever, but this is by far the best.

It's an $8500 bed that's exactly like a $2000 bed except that this guy who wrote a book on numerology and will come to your house, do a reading, then strategically place crystals in the bed, do a little dance, wave a magic wand over it, all to help you get in touch with your true energy.

I love SoCal, people will buy anything. Just a few of my favorites from the FAQ:


Why are crystals so important?
By using crystals in your daily environments, you can counteract the negative energy around you and turn it into positive energy. You can create a domain of safety and security where you can relax, let go and rejuvenate. Crystals respond to your consciousness and can act as allies to help you develop ideas, plans and creative projects as well as create synergy and resolution.



What does a personal consultation consist of?
Consultations are a must for all House of Dreamzzz services, as each service is completely customized to the client’s personal needs. Each consultation is held with Christopher Power initially and the design team if necessary. There are usually one or more sessions depending on who is involved. You will learn a lot about yourself and how your crystals will work for you.

Do the consults have to be held in person?
No. Christopher Power can hold consults by phone, video conference or Skype.

http://www.houseofdreamzzz.com/

Lexion
11-13-2009, 10:10 PM
Meh.

"Why is crystal important?"

Because after a gram, I can
consume two cases of beer
without feeling drunk, fuck
my wife (or w/e piece of ass
is handy) for 5 hours and then
sleep for 24 hours.

Helps the beer industry, impresses
women and sells beds.

Works for me.

Cogburn
11-13-2009, 10:14 PM
"The Crystal Home
Want to start with just one room in your home? Perhaps your bedroom? Or turn your WHOLE house into a Temple through the use of customized crystal decor. When installed in your bedroom or home, crystals with their natural attractiveness, energy and ability to be programmed, bring a sense of beauty, magic and natural wonder to your life, your family and lifestyle. Prices start at $3,000 (includes the installation of crystals)."

That's what drugs are for, and they are far cheaper if you pick the right one to get addicted to.

Lexion
11-13-2009, 10:18 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/lsd3.jpg

Except, there is no addiction.

Cogburn
11-13-2009, 10:22 PM
Bastard.

I just involuntarily drooled like one of Pavlov's dogs.

lala
11-13-2009, 10:23 PM
I've got a lot of friends that swear by crystal's, I've got a few because I think they look pretty, there is all sort of different rituals that they do with them, and cleansing thingies . . . you'll find that there inter-mixed with other beliefs to feng shui comes to mind :D

Lexion
11-13-2009, 10:25 PM
I just involuntarily drooled like one of Pavlov's dogs.

I have that effect on women, too.

I'm cursed.

Royal
11-14-2009, 07:03 AM
eris, do you reside in socal...

1972
11-14-2009, 11:45 AM
Swear by crystals.
Swear by Jesus.
Swear by a gallon of milk.

It is all the same.

GeneralStriker
11-14-2009, 12:33 PM
except the milk requires refrigeration.

1972
11-14-2009, 12:46 PM
except the milk requires refrigeration.

So does Jesus. Zombie Jesus. Smelly, rotten, son of God flesh must be pretty ripe at this point.

GeneralStriker
11-14-2009, 01:29 PM
well i gotta say- he was a good guy. the christians? not so much.

theeindiee
11-14-2009, 01:37 PM
why cant we all just admit it? Jesus.... was the world's biggest pimp.

GeneralStriker
11-14-2009, 01:46 PM
we can't admit it because it's not true.

Royal
11-14-2009, 01:49 PM
we can't admit it because it's not true.

Then you havn't been bitch slapped by jesus

GeneralStriker
11-14-2009, 01:52 PM
now there's a point.

elrayo
11-14-2009, 04:21 PM
Meh.

"Why is crystal important?"

Because after a gram, I can
consume two cases of beer
without feeling drunk, fuck
my wife (or w/e piece of ass
is handy) for 5 hours and then
sleep for 24 hours.

Helps the beer industry, impresses
women and sells beds.

Works for me.

I have never recommended drugs for anyone else...but they work for me...drool...drool..slather

lala
11-14-2009, 07:29 PM
Meh.

"Why is crystal important?"

Because after a gram, I can
consume two cases of beer
without feeling drunk, fuck
my wife (or w/e piece of ass
is handy) for 5 hours and then
sleep for 24 hours.

Helps the beer industry, impresses
women and sells beds.

Works for me.

I have never recommended drugs for anyone else...but they work for me...drool...drool..slather

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elrayo
11-14-2009, 07:31 PM
just say maybe

Lexion
11-14-2009, 07:32 PM
Never smoked crack, or shot up.

Smoked some ass, though.

(tip-up)