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CompassionateBastard
11-07-2009, 04:48 PM
Do you want a political and social system that works, with incentives for development and without leaving anyone behind? :D
Forget capitalism, communism, liberalism, socialism, fascism, and anarchism… etcetera…etcetera….
Check out Compassionate Bastardism: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=73281449498
If you want to have a look at “Manifesto of Compassionate Bastardism” I will send you a pdf copy just email me at: compassionatebastardism@hotmail.com
It has been written to provide an entertaining read. Even if you disagree with it should make you laugh. You never know you might agree with some of it.
Are you a Compassionate Bastard? Have a laugh and take the quiz and find out:
http://apps.facebook.com/qare-you-a-com-dibhe/
Lexion
11-07-2009, 04:59 PM
No idea what the fuck
you are on about.
But, I got your smite cherry.
Welcome to AmKon.
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/kindlefinger.jpg
CompassionateBastard
11-07-2009, 05:15 PM
Compassionate Bastardism is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society. You will probably find that you thoroughly endorse some of what Compassionate Bastardism propounds. On the other hand, it is likely that you will be horrified at other aspects. Join the group and join the debate! We encourage you to post and ask questions on the Compassionate Bastardism group on any topic. It would be a challenge to give the Compassionate Bastard take on anything you want to discuss. It is an evolving philosophy and we welcome your view, even, and especially, when you don’t agree.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=73281449498
Sounds like something out of Viz . . . :D
CompassionateBastard
11-07-2009, 06:11 PM
Compassionate Bastardism:
Compassionate
Sympathetic, kindly, understanding, tender, pitying, humanitarian, charitable, humane, indulgent, benevolent, lenient, merciful, kind-hearted, tender-hearted (opposite of uncaring.
Bastard
1.Informal, offensive an obnoxious or despicable person.
2.Informal, something extremely difficult or unpleasant.
Compassionate Bastardism is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.
Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive. A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.
the bastard bit probably relates to much of my own philosophy.
does this philosophy also incorporate blah and wank?
if so sign me up.
sounds interesting, i'll check your forum out.
Cogburn
11-07-2009, 06:36 PM
On Facebook?
Pass. I don't need any more random nutjobs stalking me than I already have.
hahahaha........i call it Funbook.
CompassionateBastard
11-07-2009, 08:33 PM
Mojo,
Compassionate Bastardism incorporates everything.
CompassionateBastard
11-07-2009, 08:34 PM
Cogburn, You will be missing out the fun of being stalked then.
skunk
11-07-2009, 08:43 PM
Welcome to amkon bastard.
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 08:45 PM
does this philosophy also incorporate blah and wank?if it ain't got blahs and wanks it ain't philosophy.
Mojo,
Compassionate Bastardism incorporates everything.
then its bound to fail.
encompassing "all" into a philosophy would be unwieldly imho.
philosophy on the outside appears overly verbose and incoherent to most of us, but at it's core it is simplicity incarnate.
it's just that philosophers like to appear smarter than the rest of us and they wank wank wank blah blah blah......when all they needed to say was "dont do shit to others you wouldnt want to happen to you"
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 08:53 PM
Well- OK- that pretty well covers Ethics. But what about ontology? Philosophy is the foundation for all theories of nature and science. On the other hand- you know that I've wanked and blahed endlessly about Ethics as being the basic substance of the universe, so I have to say you're onto something there, young wanker.
Cogburn
11-07-2009, 08:55 PM
Well haven't we just been on a prolific spam quest for the past few months...
http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS322US322&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Compassionate+Bastardism
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 08:57 PM
too tired to bite. you describe it for me and I'll help ya piss all over it.
Cogburn
11-07-2009, 08:57 PM
[offsite=http://radicalbehaviorist.net/AANR/index.php?title=Compassionate_Bastardism:1hl8hbe4]Compassionate Bastardism is a political philosophy created by AANR member Gareth Leggett. Admin and Evil Robot Overlord Derek "The SoulCrusher" Durski banned Gareth for his constant bastardism on Thursday 7-May-2009.
Compassionate Bastardism (CB) is a pseudo-philosophical concept which encourages its adherents to infiltrate established social settings, causing general disarray through incessant repetition of nonsense. Inevitably, perturbed members of the social group will lash out against the Compassionate Bastardist, at which point the CBist must continue attempting to shift the subject of any discussion to his own poorly conceived philosophical ramblings, while insulting those he wishes to influence.
It is a falsely represented ideology as it was in all probability created for troll-like purposes. The ideas show a poor understanding of social structure, human emotion, natural behavior, and the definition of "bastard". They have been posted by Gareth frequently in Facebook groups with high member counts. When individuals identify the concept as mindless garbage, Gareth's persistence in pressing obnoxious and foolish arguments grows stronger.
Most importantly, compassionate bastards are incapable of appreciating irony.[/offsite:1hl8hbe4]
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 08:59 PM
When individuals identify the concept as mindless garbage, Gareth's persistence in pressing obnoxious and foolish arguments grows stronger.let the eclairs fly...
Well- OK- that pretty well covers Ethics. But what about ontology? Philosophy is the foundation for all theories of nature and science. On the other hand- you know that I've wanked and blahed endlessly about Ethics as being the basic substance of the universe, so I have to say you're onto something there, young wanker.
i think all of philosophy (whatever paradigm) can be pared back to its core like an onion.
convoluted layers of verbosity hide the simplicity underneath.
CompassionateBastard
11-07-2009, 09:03 PM
Compassionate Bastardism is a philosophy of pragmatism, one that informs the realities of living in modern society. The philosophy is founded on a set of principles that constitute guidelines for putting the philosophy into practice.
The Philosophy
It is observed that human beings are capable of compassion for each other and, often at the same time, of inordinate selfishness. Some political theories have acknowledged this seeming contradiction, while others have been predicated on either compassion or selfishness. Theories of human behaviour, if we may oversimplify, sometimes take up an egocentric position, e.g. psychology, or a societal one, e.g., sociology -- one takes the individual as its starting point, while the other begins with the wider society. The justification for the former is that societies are composed of individuals and groups, and for the latter that individuals have no human (as opposed to animal) existence outside of society.
Cogburn
11-07-2009, 09:04 PM
BE... enjoy...
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:06 PM
i think all of philosophy (whatever paradigm) can be pared back to its core like an onion.
convoluted layers of verbosity hide the simplicity underneath.yeah well what about coherent entanglement? or the function of orgasm? or black holes as a model for holographic existence? shit like that... know what i means?
[offsite=http://radicalbehaviorist.net/AANR/index.php?title=Compassionate_Bastardism:2c0vp15u]Compassionate Bastardism is a political philosophy created by AANR member Gareth Leggett. Admin and Evil Robot Overlord Derek "The SoulCrusher" Durski banned Gareth for his constant bastardism on Thursday 7-May-2009.
Compassionate Bastardism (CB) is a pseudo-philosophical concept which encourages its adherents to infiltrate established social settings, causing general disarray through incessant repetition of nonsense. Inevitably, perturbed members of the social group will lash out against the Compassionate Bastardist, at which point the CBist must continue attempting to shift the subject of any discussion to his own poorly conceived philosophical ramblings, while insulting those he wishes to influence.
It is a falsely represented ideology as it was in all probability created for troll-like purposes. The ideas show a poor understanding of social structure, human emotion, natural behavior, and the definition of "bastard". They have been posted by Gareth frequently in Facebook groups with high member counts. When individuals identify the concept as mindless garbage, Gareth's persistence in pressing obnoxious and foolish arguments grows stronger.
Most importantly, compassionate bastards are incapable of appreciating irony.[/offsite:2c0vp15u]
hahaha.....fat chance of that having any effect whatsoever in this forum.
in fact you could say that judging from that quote that 90% of amkoids have perfected the philosophy without realsing it.
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:10 PM
no shit. compassionate bastards R us.
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:11 PM
AMKON... THE HOME OF THE HIT AND RUN
i think all of philosophy (whatever paradigm) can be pared back to its core like an onion.
convoluted layers of verbosity hide the simplicity underneath.yeah well what about coherent entanglement? or the function of orgasm? or black holes as a model for holographic existence? shit like that... know what i means?
you need to know how to peel back the layers to find the simplicity underneath.
i don't understand the concepts involved in physics, or biology. ask a physicist about black holes or a biologist about orgasm and i'm sure they could pare back the complexities to reveal the simplicity underneath.
ask me about the complexity of putting together a wine label containg an emboss, hi build varnishes, metallic screen inks and foil and i could talk circles around it for hours, wrapping layer upon layer of mechanical and chemical jargon around it all.
at its simplest its organic pigment on paper.
Cogburn
11-07-2009, 09:18 PM
no shit. compassionate bastards R us.
I rather fancied myself more along the lines of "transcendental slut".
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:19 PM
i'm sure they could pare back the complexities to reveal the simplicity underneath.that's what philosophers are up too- discovering a 'theory of everything' that fits on a postcard. but- ahhh we get sidetracked. it has to to do with the Wank Urge. what can i say?
weve had that shit sorted for years..... :smokin:...get with the program :roll:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McGillicuddy_Serious_Party
The McGillicuddy Serious Party (McGSP) operated as a satirical political party in New Zealand politics during the late 20th century. For many years, from 1984 to 1999, McGillicuddy Serious provided "colour" to New Zealand politics to ensure that citizens not take the political process too seriously. The party's logo, the head of a medieval court jester, indicated McGillicuddy Serious's status as a joke party.
The party stood candidates in the 1984, 1987, 1990, 1993, 1996 and 1999 General Elections; the 1986, 1989, 1992, 1995, 1998 Local Body elections;[1] along with various local-body and parliamentary by-elections and even some university student-association elections.[2]
The McGSP gained its highest ever total of votes in New Zealand's last first-past-the-post (FPP) election in 1993, when it stood candidates in 62 out of 99 electorates and received 11,714 votes: or 0.61% of all votes cast.
Challenge for the Crown
After discovering that he had some (rather obscure) relationship to the Stuart pretenders, Clan McGillicuddy in 1979 advanced Bonnie Prince Geoffie the Reluctant as replacement for Queen Elizabeth II.[4] The Clan's armed wing, the McGillicuddy Highland Army (McGHA), attempted to settle the matter by trial by combat, challenging the New Zealand Army to a winner-takes-all pillow-fight; HRH's official armed defenders declined the offer. Armed "pacifist" insurrection using harmless weapons having failed, the Clan reluctantly turned to the ballot-box, contesting general elections from 1984 to 1999. The Clan has not totally give up the fight however, as it still occasionally battles the loyalist forces of Alf's Imperial Army[5], a pro-British pacifist-warfare group which supported The Wizard of New Zealand and which promoted McGillicuddy's rival for the silly-vote, the Imperial British Conservative Party. The two armies' most recent battle was on 2 January 2008.
The party sometimes became the subject of aggression from unexpected quarters — in 1990 Green Party candidate Warrick Pudney challenged his Te Atatu rival to a paper-sword fight in Aotea Square (the fight ended in a declared draw, with both combatants treated for paper-cuts).
[edit] Selecting candidates
At one point the Party selected its electoral candidates through trial by combat, with newspaper swords and water-balloons, the loser of the combat becoming the candidate. In 1990 this policy gave way to one of standing several candidates for the same seat (electoral law forbade one candidate to contest two seats, doubling the chances of election; but permitted a party to have two candidates standing in the same electorate, thus halving their chances). In 1996 a giant game of musical chairs took place in Cathedral Square, Christchurch to select the Canterbury regional electorate candidates. Whoever remained sitting on one of the labelled chairs when the music stopped became the candidate for that seat. Potential candidates for proportional representation (list) seats vied Cinderella-style by trying to fit into labelled shoes.
i'm sure they could pare back the complexities to reveal the simplicity underneath.that's what philosophers are up too- discovering a 'theory of everything' that fits on a postcard. but- ahhh we get sidetracked. it has to to do with the Wank Urge. what can i say?
haha.
we all have that urge, we don't end up talking about it for hours however. lol.
or pretending that its any more complex than self gratification. :D
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:28 PM
http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/brainiac/hoffman.jpg
McGillicuddy
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:30 PM
i'm sure they could pare back the complexities to reveal the simplicity underneath.that's what philosophers are up too- discovering a 'theory of everything' that fits on a postcard. but- ahhh we get sidetracked. it has to to do with the Wank Urge. what can i say?
haha.
we all have that urge, we don't end up talking about it for hours however. lol.
or pretending that its any more complex than self gratification. :Ddifferent strokes for different folks as they say.
different strokes for different folks as they say.
its more about how many strokes rather than different strokes.
hehe.
the moyle must have had his work cut out with B.E....being as there's no end to the prick :lol:
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 09:38 PM
you've been laying in the bushes ready unload that one again since the first apeci wiped you out. haven't you, sheep shagger?
you've been laying in the bushes ready unload that one again since the first apeci wiped you out. haven't you, sheep shagger?
u-bet :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lexion
11-07-2009, 10:37 PM
AMKON... THE HOME OF THE HIT AND RUN
And over the fucking fence.
Cogburn
11-07-2009, 10:49 PM
If he named the thread "Compassionate Bastardi's" torbjon would have been all over this shit.
AMKON... THE HOME OF THE HIT AND RUN
And over the fucking fence.
nicely done Lex......a smite for bringing closure
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 10:51 PM
If he named the thread "Compassionate Bastardi's" torbjon would have been all over this shit.hahahahaha!! good thing he's not around to see that!
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 10:53 PM
AMKON... THE HOME OF THE HIT AND RUN
And over the fucking fence.
nicely done Lex......a smite for bringing closureThat's it? That's the sum total of your contribution to this brilliant thread? christ...
Bitchkoma
11-07-2009, 10:58 PM
meh
GeneralStriker
11-07-2009, 11:04 PM
that's the first smart thing you've said in a month.
skunk
11-08-2009, 01:34 AM
On Facebook?
Pass.
Ditto.
That's it? That's the sum total of your contribution to this brilliant thread? christ
I was gonna add.."meh", but bitch beat me...................2it
Lexion
11-08-2009, 10:13 PM
That's it? That's the sum total of your contribution to this brilliant thread? christ
I was gonna add.."meh", but bitch beat me. And I loved it.
Fixt
:)
That's it? That's the sum total of your contribution to this brilliant thread? christ
I was gonna add.."meh", but bitch beat me. And I loved it.
Fixt
:)
lol....so c'mon Bitch, whats it to be?....the rubber "mace" from ya crutch-holster? :bounce: