Word Salads

[Oblivion]

lets here all your favourite word salads.

i just heard one on the telly that i couldnt stop laughing about, thought it'd make a fun thread.


Floordrobe
usage primarily by teens

Adults would refer to this as a pile of clothes, shoes and other stuff scattered all around the bedroom floor.

[Cogburn]

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

[pack3tg0st]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Lexion]

Saved or created.

That is fucking hilarious.

[KIWI]

girl-racers who drive Datsuns..........rotary-ho's

[captainkiwi]

still funny after all these years.....you that is not the joke ....oh yeah but I did have a chuckle too.

[captainkiwi]

still funny after all these years.....you that is not the joke ....oh yeah but I did have a chuckle too.



Watch it with that axiom you idiom

[Jackinthebox]

I serve my salad with jelly...

077UtUWGQOA

[Alessandra]

41 6e 74 69 6b 79 74
68 65 72 61 20 4d 65
63 68 61 6e 69 73 6d
2c 20 6d 75 63 68 20
6f 6c 64 65 72 20 74
68 61 6e 20 31 35 30
20 42 2e 43 2e 45 2e

[Lexion]

Antikythera Mechanism, much older than 150 B.C.E.

[GeneralStriker]

what causes you to say that?

[Alessandra]

aye. Good on you, Lex.

[Chorlton]

Saved or created.

That is fucking hilarious.

You havent read Lewis Carroll ?

[Alessandra]

65 110 99 105 101 110
116 32 99 105 116 121
44 32 82 97 106 97 115
116 104 97 110 44 32
73 110 100 105 97 44
32 105 97 116 101 100 32
98 121 32 80 111 69

[Chorlton]

65 110 99 105 101 110
116 32 99 105 116 121
44 32 82 97 106 97 115
116 104 97 110 44 32
73 110 100 105 97 44
32 105 97 116 101 100 32
98 121 32 80 111 69

Are those the pirate codes for the Porn channel om the swedish satellite?

[GeneralStriker]

You havent read Lewis Carroll ?no. but he did have a brief affair with his great grandson.

[Alessandra]

Are those the pirate codes for the Porn channel om the swedish satellite?


You wish, pal.

Its a hidden message. You just have to decode it.

I've got more where that came from too.

[Chorlton]

But whats the point?

[GeneralStriker]

if there were a point we wouldn't be here

[Alessandra]

if there were a point we wouldn't be alive

Fix'd

[Lexion]

Ancient city, Rajasthan, India, iated by PoE

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[Alessandra]

well it failed. its supposed to say Irradiated by PoE (piece of Eden)

[GeneralStriker]

what the hell are you two blathering about?

[Alessandra]

we're solving puzzles.

[GeneralStriker]

Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralStriker http://www.amkon2.net/Styles/DARK_VB%20GREEN/dark_vb/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://amkon2.net/showthread.php?p=293833#post293833)
if there were a point we wouldn't be horny.

Fix'd re-fixt