View Full Version : Eternal Celestial SEX
Ducky
10-25-2009, 12:14 PM
According to the Mormon teachings, God started out as a human and 'evolved into' godlike status. He's got plenty of wives and has sex with them; to which in turn they create other worlds to make other humans, so that they too will evolve into gods.
The clip looks like it marched right out the 1970's. lololol
No doubt most of you have seen this one already. Enjoy :P
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One big celestial daisy chain.
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 12:16 PM
I love pissing off mormons.
but yah...
You thought the Raelians were crazy?
hell, even lear doesn't have shit on these guys...
complete wack jobs
cartoon
10-25-2009, 12:18 PM
anyone got a better explanation?
Ducky
10-25-2009, 12:19 PM
I love pissing off mormons.
but yah...
You thought the Raelians were crazy?
hell, even lear doesn't have shit on these guys...
complete wack jobs
Ahhhhhhh mannnnnnnnn :P
You know it!
Was shaking my head and giggling to myself watching it.
Scientologists are another 'flag to wave in front of the bull' for me.
I heard they have life-saving MAGICAL undies too!!!
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pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 12:21 PM
yah... magic underoos lol
Complete crackpots...
check out this vid lol
seems like something I'd do
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cartoon
10-25-2009, 12:23 PM
is any religious exegesis better than any other?
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 12:25 PM
is any religious exegesis better than any other?
Do we count Hedonism as a religion?
cartoon
10-25-2009, 12:26 PM
you can if you like.
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 12:27 PM
I'd say then they're all a crock...
but at least hedonists have fun doing it lol
Ducky
10-25-2009, 12:28 PM
Yeah I remember that guy. He's awesome :D
He looks like he's never been laid. His voice is still cracking/squeaking. puperty is going to set in ANYTIME now. lolol j/k
I think his tune would change if he knew that he could get in on this mormon eternal sex thingy.
Nah seriously. I don't blame him whatsoever. I look forward to my saturday sleep-ins.
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 12:30 PM
Could you imagine a mormon victoria's secret catalog?
:lol:
cartoon
10-25-2009, 12:33 PM
I'd say then they're all a crock...
but at least hedonists have fun doing it lolhedonists are the quintessential nihilists.
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 12:39 PM
But at least they don't start pointless wars over bronze age myths...
Ducky
10-25-2009, 12:43 PM
Could you imagine a mormon victoria's secret catalog?
:lol:
It would be boring as hell.
The same magic undie garment shown on every page over and over and over.
In fact the catalog would have only 1 pg. Nahh.. skip that one too.
They'd just show a 'cut out' of the page, point to it, and tell everyone that's what they're in for.
:P
cartoon
10-25-2009, 12:49 PM
mormon's are what? either puritans or a fertility cult. make up your mind.
Foxtrot Oscar
10-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Fucking puritans.
It's an oxymormom.
Fox
cartoon
10-25-2009, 01:06 PM
mormons are everyone. torn between masturbation and enlightenment. pleasure is elusive. they're easy targets.
Cogburn
10-25-2009, 02:30 PM
But at least they don't start pointless wars over bronze age myths...
I guess you missed that whole thing with Prop 8 last year.
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 02:32 PM
Oh we were talking about Hedonists lol
Did you see that the Mormons are doing the same shit with Maine's version of Prop 8?
Here's another shocker... My area has a "Fairness and Equality" bill going to vote next week...
Someone came to my door to ask if they had our support and blah blah... of course I said yes... its a no-brainer...
but apparently, they're behind in the polls...
Since when is "Fairness and Equality" a controversial issue?
Cogburn
10-25-2009, 02:39 PM
It is the basic premise that is wrong, and as such one can completely ignore the questions themselves.
pack3tg0st
10-25-2009, 02:43 PM
basic premise of what?
I guess you lost me...
only working off 1 cup of coffee here lol