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skunk
10-12-2009, 11:09 AM
I wasn't quite sure where this goes, but I figured since its related to new age cults and doomsday prophecies its somewhat religious.

2012 isn't end of world (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091011/D9B8P09O0.html)

End of the world or end of the world as we know it, or just another year 2000-style scare?

The descendants of the mayans are more worried about drought conditions than doomsday prophecy these days.

And who can blame them?

If the world does end in 2012, what can we do to stop it anyway?

Might as well live our lives to the fullest, like we should already be doing, and let this doomsday fear-mongering fall by the wayside.

[offsite:3vpg332n]Apolinario Chile Pixtun is tired of being bombarded with frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012. After all, it's not the end of the world.

Or is it?

Definitely not, the Mayan Indian elder insists. "I came back from England last year and, man, they had me fed up with this stuff."

It can only get worse for him. Next month Hollywood's "2012" opens in cinemas, featuring earthquakes, meteor showers and a tsunami dumping an aircraft carrier on the White House.

At Cornell University, Ann Martin, who runs the "Curious? Ask an Astronomer" Web site, says people are scared.

"It's too bad that we're getting e-mails from fourth-graders who are saying that they're too young to die," Martin said. "We had a mother of two young children who was afraid she wouldn't live to see them grow up."

Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.

A significant time period for the Mayas does end on the date, and enthusiasts have found a series of astronomical alignments they say coincide in 2012, including one that happens roughly only once every 25,800 years.

But most archaeologists, astronomers and Maya say the only thing likely to hit Earth is a meteor shower of New Age philosophy, pop astronomy, Internet doomsday rumors and TV specials such as one on the History Channel which mixes "predictions" from Nostradamus and the Mayas and asks: "Is 2012 the year the cosmic clock finally winds down to zero days, zero hope?"

It may sound all too much like other doomsday scenarios of recent decades - the 1987 Harmonic Convergence, the Jupiter Effect or "Planet X." But this one has some grains of archaeological basis.

One of them is Monument Six.

Found at an obscure ruin in southern Mexico during highway construction in the 1960s, the stone tablet almost didn't survive; the site was largely paved over and parts of the tablet were looted.

It's unique in that the remaining parts contain the equivalent of the date 2012. The inscription describes something that is supposed to occur in 2012 involving Bolon Yokte, a mysterious Mayan god associated with both war and creation.

However - shades of Indiana Jones - erosion and a crack in the stone make the end of the passage almost illegible.

Archaeologist Guillermo Bernal of Mexico's National Autonomous University interprets the last eroded glyphs as maybe saying, "He will descend from the sky."

Spooky, perhaps, but Bernal notes there are other inscriptions at Mayan sites for dates far beyond 2012 - including one that roughly translates into the year 4772.

And anyway, Mayas in the drought-stricken Yucatan peninsula have bigger worries than 2012.

"If I went to some Mayan-speaking communities and asked people what is going to happen in 2012, they wouldn't have any idea," said Jose Huchim, a Yucatan Mayan archaeologist. "That the world is going to end? They wouldn't believe you. We have real concerns these days, like rain."

The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy

Its Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and the 13th Baktun ends around Dec. 21, 2012.

"It's a special anniversary of creation," said David Stuart, a specialist in Mayan epigraphy at the University of Texas at Austin. "The Maya never said the world is going to end, they never said anything bad would happen necessarily, they're just recording this future anniversary on Monument Six."

Bernal suggests that apocalypse is "a very Western, Christian" concept projected onto the Maya, perhaps because Western myths are "exhausted."

If it were all mythology, perhaps it could be written off.

But some say the Maya knew another secret: the Earth's axis wobbles, slightly changing the alignment of the stars every year. Once every 25,800 years, the sun lines up with the center of our Milky Way galaxy on a winter solstice, the sun's lowest point in the horizon.

That will happen on Dec. 21, 2012, when the sun appears to rise in the same spot where the bright center of galaxy sets.

Another spooky coincidence?

"The question I would ask these guys is, so what?" says Phil Plait, an astronomer who runs the "Bad Astronomy" blog. He says the alignment doesn't fall precisely in 2012, and distant stars exert no force that could harm Earth.

"They're really super-duper trying to find anything astronomical they can to fit that date of 2012," Plait said.

But author John Major Jenkins says his two-decade study of Mayan ruins indicate the Maya were aware of the alignment and attached great importance to it.

"If we want to honor and respect how the Maya think about this, then we would say that the Maya viewed 2012, as all cycle endings, as a time of transformation and renewal," said Jenkins.

As the Internet gained popularity in the 1990s, so did word of the "fateful" date, and some began worrying about 2012 disasters the Mayas never dreamed of.

Author Lawrence Joseph says a peak in explosive storms on the surface of the sun could knock out North America's power grid for years, triggering food shortages, water scarcity - a collapse of civilization. Solar peaks occur about every 11 years, but Joseph says there's evidence the 2012 peak could be "a lulu."

While pressing governments to install protection for power grids, Joseph counsels readers not to "use 2012 as an excuse to not live in a healthy, responsible fashion. I mean, don't let the credit cards go up."

Another History Channel program titled "Decoding the Past: Doomsday 2012: End of Days" says a galactic alignment or magnetic disturbances could somehow trigger a "pole shift."

"The entire mantle of the earth would shift in a matter of days, perhaps hours, changing the position of the north and south poles, causing worldwide disaster," a narrator proclaims. "Earthquakes would rock every continent, massive tsunamis would inundate coastal cities. It would be the ultimate planetary catastrophe."

The idea apparently originates with a 19th century Frenchman, Charles Etienne Brasseur de Bourbourg, a priest-turned-archaeologist who got it from his study of ancient Mayan and Aztec texts.

Scientists say that, at best, the poles might change location by one degree over a million years, with no sign that it would start in 2012.

While long discredited, Brasseur de Bourbourg proves one thing: Westerners have been trying for more than a century to pin doomsday scenarios on the Maya. And while fascinated by ancient lore, advocates seldom examine more recent experiences with apocalypse predictions.

"No one who's writing in now seems to remember that the last time we thought the world was going to end, it didn't," says Martin, the astronomy webmaster. "There doesn't seem to be a lot of memory that things were fine the last time around."[/offsite:3vpg332n]

Alessandra
10-12-2009, 11:22 AM
Nothing to be scared of! No, Seriously. Whoever keeps saying 2012 is the end of the world needs to be bitch slapped. Maybe it's the end for those who continue to only think in the third density. <_<

Foxtrot Oscar
10-12-2009, 11:29 AM
December 21 2012.

The Amkon massive Pole Shift.

:pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:

Hey, Girls! Do you think you can get hold of a penis... Fuck, with three years notice, you could save up and have you're own by then: and join in with all the boys!

:pound: :pound: :pound: :pound:

Fox

pack3tg0st
10-12-2009, 11:39 AM
but if the girls had penises (peni?)

what would we pound?

Foxtrot Oscar
10-12-2009, 11:41 AM
but if the girls had penises (peni?)

what would we pound?

As my learned Mayan friend once said.

"Fox, if the pink is covered. Pound the brown!"

Fox

skunk
10-12-2009, 11:43 AM
You have a fucked up mayan friend then. Or you mistranslated him.

Lexion
10-12-2009, 11:44 AM
Soooo......

We have 2 years and 2 months
of panic sex left ?

Werks...

pack3tg0st
10-12-2009, 11:45 AM
but if the girls had penises (peni?)

what would we pound?

As my learned Mayan friend once said.

"Fox, if the pink is covered. Pound the brown!"

Fox

LOL I'm not sure that covers chicks with dicks dude...

exceptions to every rule lol

1972
10-12-2009, 12:28 PM
2012.

Santa.

The Easter Bunny.

The Trix Rabbit.

They all have what in common?

They aren't real.

Fuck'em.

theeindiee
10-12-2009, 12:30 PM
We attach lots of extraordinary meanng to ordinary things. Like sex, for example. Any other creature, or even watchng porn when we're not seriously watching porn, sex just looks like two silly creatures doing some ecstatic wiggling.

Perhaps December 21, 2012 will be when the space penis comes to fuck Slutmother Earth. What a bad little girl she's been. The space penis will fuck you, too!

EDIT: wretched keyboard

Foxtrot Oscar
10-12-2009, 12:32 PM
2012.

Santa.

Al Gore

The Easter Bunny.

The Trix Rabbit.

Space Penis

Slut mother Earth

General Striker

They all have what in common?

They aren't real.

Fuck'em.

RubyRocket
10-12-2009, 02:58 PM
* Bent over and ready....

boycotteverything
10-12-2009, 03:14 PM
you have just been electronically fucked by a gaggle of koids. was it good for you too?

Lexion
10-12-2009, 03:18 PM
you have just been electronically fucked by a gaggle of koids. was it good for you too?

And, I got her smite cherry.

Just not her day, is it ?

RubyRocket
10-12-2009, 04:08 PM
you have just been electronically fucked by a gaggle of koids. was it good for you too?

And, I got her smite cherry.

Just not her day, is it ?
aw- how sweet of you both...now kiss my ass..nicely.

lala
10-12-2009, 05:51 PM
you have just been electronically fucked by a gaggle of koids. was it good for you too?

And, I got her smite cherry.

Just not her day, is it ?
aw- how sweet of you both...now kiss my ass..nicely.


ME I think we've found a home for that donkey you want to get . . . :lol:

Alessandra
10-12-2009, 09:37 PM
2012.

Santa.

Al Gore

The Easter Bunny.

The Trix Rabbit.

Space Penis

Slut mother Earth

General Striker

A Good Man

They all have what in common?

They aren't real.

Fuck'em.

Lexion
10-12-2009, 09:38 PM
2012.

Santa.

Al Gore

The Easter Bunny.

The Trix Rabbit.

Space Penis

Slut mother Earth

General Striker

A Good Man

They all have what in common?

They aren't real.

Fuck'em.

guinnessford
10-13-2009, 12:08 AM
2012.

Santa.

The Easter Bunny.

The Trix Rabbit.

They all have what in common?

They aren't real.

Fuck'em.


You forgot Jesus.

And honest politicians, too.

But we wont make a big list.

Snow Crash
10-13-2009, 12:12 AM
aw- how sweet of you both...now kiss my ass..nicely.

Welcome to Amkon.

A friendly word of advice: never ask Lex to kiss your arse. He was once arrested for publically rimming Hilary Clinton.

guinnessford
10-13-2009, 12:16 AM
I give you 10 points for that, Lex!

Good job!

Alessandra
10-13-2009, 12:18 AM
Lex, what did you add? <_<

guinnessford
10-13-2009, 12:20 AM
Allesandra, is the "Assassins Creed"a game?

Online, or just like Xbox/Ps3?

Alessandra
10-13-2009, 12:23 AM
Allesandra, is the "Assassins Creed"a game?

Online, or just like Xbox/Ps3?


Assassin's Creed is indeed a game. The first has been out since... Nov of 07, I believe. Second is due out November this year. Its for Ps3/360/PC, there's been rumors of multiplayer, but its still unconfirmed I think.

guinnessford
10-13-2009, 12:27 AM
Oh man ima check it out...

Whats it like?

Besides the obvious assassin thing..

Im just gettin into vid games again, cuz my 8 yr old boy has every system I can afford... so Im havin fun with him, and pickin up some games myself the past few weeks.

Sounds cool, I found a description, but "peer review" is probably much better!

Alessandra
10-13-2009, 12:33 AM
the first assassin's creed was pretty good, although I wouldn't let your 8 y/o play it (due to language). Rated M (lol). It has an interesting plot line, but the one bad thing about it would be the fact that it's very... repetitious. Controls on the 360 were easy to learn, and it is rather sandbox-ish, you can take time from missions to go get flags and kill templars. The second they've expanded from the first, in a new setting, less repeating things though. More quests and things to collect. I'd say check it out. Rent it or something on gamefly or w/e.

guinnessford
10-13-2009, 12:36 AM
Sweet!

On my list, and good look on the parental control thing... I woulda let him try it first!

Here, Show dad how to play this game.....

Alessandra
10-13-2009, 12:41 AM
lol, daddy's gonna have a whale of a time trying to explain why Desmond says the F word XD

torbjon
10-13-2009, 12:52 AM
wow, stayed on topic for all of one post... amazing.

Status Quo, the lot of you.

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guinnessford
10-13-2009, 12:58 AM
Jeez, prolly not as many times as mommys new boyfriend does, though..Ive been surpriseD hearing him in the background when I call.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

captainkiwi
10-13-2009, 01:49 AM
wow, stayed on topic for all of one post... amazing.

Status Quo, the lot of you.

d]QhtUCGUk0O0d]




so subject closed then......just a guess..... if I laugh any harder my cock will fall of.......In 2012

RubyRocket
10-13-2009, 06:51 AM
aw- how sweet of you both...now kiss my ass..nicely.

Welcome to Amkon.

A friendly word of advice: never ask Lex to kiss your arse. He was once arrested for publically rimming Hilary Clinton.
Publicly? REALLY!
An exhibitionist no less. I'm game.

Lexion
10-13-2009, 12:41 PM
A friendly word of advice: never ask Lex to kiss your arse. He was once arrested for publically rimming Hilary Clinton.

Nancy Pelosi.

Get it right.

Alessandra
10-13-2009, 12:58 PM
wow, stayed on topic for all of one post... amazing.

Status Quo, the lot of you.

1]QhtUCGUk0O01]


Honestly, this has to be the one time where I didn't intend to derail the thread. It just sort of happens.

I guess I'm the queen of derailing/thread killing

GeneralStriker
10-13-2009, 01:07 PM
this is one thread that absolutely begged for derailment. well done.

Foxtrot Oscar
10-13-2009, 01:29 PM
Fuck Yeah

Smoke em if you got em!

And GF, gotta great new game for you and ya kid, it's called.

SWITCH THAT FUCKING THING OFF AND GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND RUN THE FUCK AROUND part II

Fox

century
03-20-2011, 08:03 AM
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John Major Jenkins is an independent researcher who has devoted himself to reconstructing ancient Mayan cosmology and philosophy. Since 1986, John has traveled to Mexico and Central America seven times. In 1990 he helped build a school in San Pedro, near Lake Atitlan in Guatemala. In 1994 he delivered relief supplies to a Quiché Maya community in the Western highlands of Guatemala. Since beginning his odyssey of research and discovery with the Maya, John has authored dozens of articles and many books, including: * Journey to the Mayan Underworld (Four Ahau Press, Boulder, CO: 1989) * Mirror in the Sky (Four Ahau Press, 1991) * Tzolkin: Visionary Perspectives and Calendar Studies (Borderland Sciences Research Foundation, Garberville, CA: 1992/1994) * Mayan Sacred Science (Four Ahau Press, Boulder, CO: 1994) * Maya Cosmogenesis 2012 (Bear & Company, Santa Fe, NM: 1998)