Martian Exile
10-10-2009, 02:05 PM
So Ash and I are laying in bed last night, when I hear the kat mewing.
I said “I wander what the kat wants.”
She said “Who knows”
I said “I filled the water dish”
She said “And I filled her food bowl”
I said “Maybe she’s mad ‘cause I used tap water instead of Sparklets.”
“Don’t you dare waste Sparklets on the dogs and cat” she said callously.
I said “But William Astor gave his little dogs Vichy Water.”
“They can drink toilet water for all I care” was her reply.
Then I got to thinking about how toilet water makes super heroes out of Goosdog, and Dogface Girl, and Boondocks Labribeagle. But how?
We all know that tap water has icky things like chlorine and that derivative of zombie cucumber the commies call fluoride. Perhaps the open porcelain bowl helps to evaporate the chlorine and the traces of uric acid dissolves the fluoride. Maybe I’m on to something.
Instead of paying for water that comes all the way from Fiji, just drink toilet water.
I said “I wander what the kat wants.”
She said “Who knows”
I said “I filled the water dish”
She said “And I filled her food bowl”
I said “Maybe she’s mad ‘cause I used tap water instead of Sparklets.”
“Don’t you dare waste Sparklets on the dogs and cat” she said callously.
I said “But William Astor gave his little dogs Vichy Water.”
“They can drink toilet water for all I care” was her reply.
Then I got to thinking about how toilet water makes super heroes out of Goosdog, and Dogface Girl, and Boondocks Labribeagle. But how?
We all know that tap water has icky things like chlorine and that derivative of zombie cucumber the commies call fluoride. Perhaps the open porcelain bowl helps to evaporate the chlorine and the traces of uric acid dissolves the fluoride. Maybe I’m on to something.
Instead of paying for water that comes all the way from Fiji, just drink toilet water.