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Martian Exile
10-10-2009, 02:05 PM
So Ash and I are laying in bed last night, when I hear the kat mewing.

I said “I wander what the kat wants.”

She said “Who knows”

I said “I filled the water dish”

She said “And I filled her food bowl”

I said “Maybe she’s mad ‘cause I used tap water instead of Sparklets.”

“Don’t you dare waste Sparklets on the dogs and cat” she said callously.

I said “But William Astor gave his little dogs Vichy Water.”

“They can drink toilet water for all I care” was her reply.

Then I got to thinking about how toilet water makes super heroes out of Goosdog, and Dogface Girl, and Boondocks Labribeagle. But how?

We all know that tap water has icky things like chlorine and that derivative of zombie cucumber the commies call fluoride. Perhaps the open porcelain bowl helps to evaporate the chlorine and the traces of uric acid dissolves the fluoride. Maybe I’m on to something.

Instead of paying for water that comes all the way from Fiji, just drink toilet water.

pack3tg0st
10-10-2009, 02:09 PM
or you can just install an R.O. unit...

Martian Exile
10-10-2009, 02:11 PM
The homeless can't afford a RO unit.

pack3tg0st
10-10-2009, 02:14 PM
Won't you have a few bucks left over from the car funds after you buy the donkey?

boycotteverything
10-10-2009, 02:15 PM
RO stands for ralph orifice. the poor puke on sidewalks.

Lexion
10-10-2009, 02:15 PM
That donkey could be a cash cow.

pack3tg0st
10-10-2009, 02:28 PM
could even have it drink toilet water.

boycotteverything
10-10-2009, 02:32 PM
the problem with donkeys is that they shit in the yard. i'm sure that's why the guy's selling it.

Lexion
10-10-2009, 02:32 PM
could even have it drink toilet water.


Among other things.

pack3tg0st
10-10-2009, 02:33 PM
What are the health benefits of donkey shit?

boycotteverything
10-10-2009, 02:33 PM
exercise

Snow Crash
10-10-2009, 03:14 PM
What are the health benefits of donkey shit?

An esoteric agenda perpetrated by Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy can be exposed using the faecal matter of said beast of burden. Shrek. Think about it.

Lexion
10-10-2009, 03:50 PM
What was the Ogre lady's name ?

She was sexy.

Fiona ?

theeindiee
10-11-2009, 02:55 PM
the poor puke on themselves.

We should murder all poor people, starting with their children.

To make it really agonizing, we'll strap the parents down before they die and we'll make them watch as a serial killer sex fiend has his way with the innocent child and then rips the small trembling body apart with surgical tools and then drapes the skin over the heads of the parents before he decapitates them. So the last thing poor people will see is extreme horror so as to remind them that shall they return to this Earth in another body, to stop being so goddamn stinking helplessly stupid. If reincarnation exists, could genocide be merciful?

Signed,
Your Daily Hate

PS - We'll be discussing how to make your own childskin wallet on my new show, Sadist America. Only on Fox.

pack3tg0st
10-11-2009, 02:59 PM
Only on Fox.

I thought fox was into beagle?

boycotteverything
10-11-2009, 03:45 PM
no. that's his controlling mother-in-law.

Alessandra
10-13-2009, 12:24 AM
That donkey could be a cash cow.


Take it to Mexico