Converted

[theeindiee]

I have recently converted to Islam.

Allah is the only God.

Read the Holy Scriptures... and you shall heed the warnings, my infidel brothers and sisters.

It clearly states that anyone who is not for Allah is the greatest of enemies.

Serve Allah or perish in the coming storm of Armageddon, brough by American and Israeli hate for the only God.

I am giving you grave warnings, my former fellows who are now infidels against the Holy One and his Prophet.

So you shall hear.... or so you shall Die.

Allah is Great. Muhammed is his Son, O Warrior King of the East. How may we serve you, oh great Prince? We will give our lives to fight for your Kingdom....


A Salamu Aleikum

[GeneralStriker]

So you shall hear.... or so you shall Die.no-one escapes this play alive. Armageddon? if we're all ultimately condemned to death does it really matter when and how?

[theeindiee]

I will make it easy and accessible for you to convert now with me and redeem your soul for heaven.

http://www.quran.com/

[GeneralStriker]

nah. i'm a genetic infidel.

[mojo]

i'll take my chances with baal, thanks anyway mate.

[Oblivion]

fuck you and that bible you thumped in on.

[GeneralStriker]

i'll take my chances with baalas good a choice as any other

[GeneralStriker]

fuck you and that bible you thumped in on.spoken like a true Koid!

[theeindiee]

Listen... do yourself a favor. Convert to Islam right now. I'm telling you.... it's just better that way. We can all live in Peace and Glory together.

[GeneralStriker]

if i felt for a moment you believed it i'd be on my way to chicago to whup your sorry ass with a stick. good thread, by the way.

[mojo]

i'll take the virgins..you can have allah...fair trade.

[Foxtrot Oscar]

With any luck some Sharia enforcer will be along any minute now to chop off his keyboard for stealing the words of the prophet.

Fox

[Lexion]

nah. i'm a genetic infidel.

Did you mean generic ?

Either way, it works.

:D

[GeneralStriker]

jesus man- i never wanna be a generic anything. definitely genetic.

[skunk]

Why did you convert?

[theeindiee]

sharia don't like it?

h]OAkfHShATKYh]

[theeindiee]

see above post, skunk :P

[skunk]

So you did it for the story? Or for the kids? Or to be cool?

[theeindiee]

all of the above... plus boredom... and a copy of the qur'an

[GeneralStriker]

so does this mean that from now on you're gonna be wearing that rainbow burqa you've got stashed in the closet?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2005/07/05/muslim_gay_300x225.jpg

[theeindiee]

And riding the rainbow colored manbutt... I've also just recieved a copy of the gay'r'an... and you know exactly where it was delivered.

[GeneralStriker]

well in that case i guess the 72 virgins are out of the question.

[theeindiee]

hey rainbow means all colors.

man and woman and... well then we get into very sensitive territory and I risk spilling names of Senators...

[GeneralStriker]

enivrez-vous sans cesse! De vin, de poésie ou de vertu, à votre guise.

[theeindiee]

most likely.

[KIWI]

Listen... do yourself a favor. Convert to Islam right now. I'm telling you.... it's just better that way. We can all live in Peace and Glory together.

.....I just ate a cockroach.....am I there yet?

[Oblivion]

no, you have to value the life of that cockroach, as said by all the other islamic cock- roacher's (aka pole smoker)

but hey, cut the head off that human infidel for not converting. thats ok.
just dont kill the cockroach.

[KIWI]

no, you have to value the life of that cockroach, as said by all the other islamic cock- roacher's (aka pole smoker)

but hey, cut the head off that human infidel for not converting. thats ok.
just dont kill the cockroach.

aint that Buddhism? :scratch:

[Oblivion]

i guess they have something in common then.

[KIWI]

but hey, cut the head off that human infidel for not converting. thats ok.
just dont kill the cockroach.



not fair is it, the little bastards get an extra week even when they do suffer the chop.....
wonder what they think about?

[guinnessford]

Listen... do yourself a favor. Convert to Islam right now. I'm telling you.... it's just better that way. We can all live in Peace and Glory together.


Unless we dont.

Then we get killed, right?

Hmmm peace.... dont sound like it to me, lemme know how you make out with that.

Good night, and good luck

[boycotteverything]

BE News flash!!

Amkon Indy converts to Islam!!

http://www.bikemojo.com/photoplog/file.php?n=530&w=o

More on this later....

[KIWI]

dood,..indy is running some of his new lyrics by us, only he neglects to inform anyone in his OP's....to much :alien:

not enough.... :bong:

[guinnessford]

KEEP SMOKIN

[Lexion]

BE News flash!!

Amkon Indy converts to Islam!!

http://www.bikemojo.com/photoplog/file.php?n=530&w=o

More on this later....

LMFAO....SMITE !!