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Yex
09-22-2009, 04:36 AM
Tesco has been accused of religious discrimination after the company ordered the founder of a Jedi religion to remove his hood or leave a branch of the supermarket in north Wales.

Daniel Jones, founder of the religion inspired by the Star Wars films, says he was humiliated and victimised for his beliefs following the incident at a Tesco store in Bangor.

The 23-year-old, who founded the International Church of Jediism, which has 500,000 followers worldwide, was told the hood flouted store rules.

But the grocery empire struck back, claiming that the three best known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies – Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker – all appeared in public without their hoods. Jones, from Holyhead, who is known by the Jedi name Morda Hehol, said his religion dictated that he should wear the hood in public places and is considering legal action against the chain.

"It states in our Jedi doctrination that I can wear headwear. It just covers the back of my head," he said.

"You have a choice of wearing headwear in your home or at work but you have to wear a cover for your head when you are in public."

He said he'd gone to the store to buy something to eat during his lunch break when staff approached him and ordered him to the checkout where they explained he would have to remove the offending hood or leave the store.

"They said: 'Take it off', and I said: 'No, its part of my religion. It's part of my religious right.' I gave them a Jedi church business card.

"They weren't listening to me and were rude. They had three people around me. It was intimidating." Jones, who has made an official complaint to Tesco, is considering a boycott of the store and is seeking legal advice.

Tesco said: "He hasn't been banned. Jedis are very welcome to shop in our stores although we would ask them to remove their hoods.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless without ever going over to the Dark Side and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.

"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones

500,000 Jedi?

hehe!

some good comments at the guardian article above, BTW

Cheers,

Yex

Cogburn
09-22-2009, 04:40 AM
Smite...

I read the same thing and went "There are 500,000 people that believe in this shit?"

However, the best part of the article was the use of movie logic to justify why it's ok to take the hood off.

This is pure internet gold.

pack3tg0st
09-22-2009, 04:50 AM
damn...

Guess the Jedi-mind trick didn't work...

oh well.. shoulda whipped out this move then!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/R5GDh8_8ntI/AAAAAAAAC18/pSllwyLVOsQ/s400/Vader_choke.JPG

Yex
09-22-2009, 08:02 AM
There are some good replies on the Guardian link...

I like "He should have gone to Darth Mall"

:D

Yex

cartoon
09-22-2009, 09:25 AM
I read the same thing and went "There are 500,000 people that believe in this shit?"hell there a 2 billion who believe in the virgin birth.

Lexion
09-22-2009, 10:12 AM
hell there a 2 billion who believe in the virgin birth.

Gotta smite that.

ApolloRising
09-22-2009, 11:54 AM
This is classic.

But for real, as if there's not already enough retarded religions around. On the serious side of things, I suspect things like this have a negative effect on religious rights worldwide.

And he was intimidated by 3 Tesco's employees...?

... wasn't the force with him?


Fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake.

ApolloRising
09-22-2009, 12:08 PM
There are some good replies on the Guardian link...

I like "He should have gone to Darth Mall."

There's some classics:




Sith happens.

I wonder if he went to buy a wookie burger. They're not bad but a bit chewie.

These are not the hoods you're looking for... move along.

They'll be laughing on the otherside of their faces when their Tesco Metros are boycotted on the ice planet Hoth.

Oh god, I could pull these from the comments all day, some of them are nothing short of criminal in their epicly bad punnery. Fantastic.

Snow Crash
09-22-2009, 12:10 PM
I read the same thing and went "There are 500,000 people that believe in this shit?"hell there a 2 billion who believe in the virgin birth.

Have yourself a smite, sir.

Anyways, regarding the Jedi religion... The Force is just arip off of Chi energy and the Tao anyway. Just like the force, being instead of doing, good and bad manners of practicing, energy being drawn from the energy field produced by the blood, and so on. In Tai Chi, we also get funky swords, though not energy swords, but steel Jian and Dao.

It's just a shame it takes a movie set in a galaxy far, far away to get people to unwittingly become aware of the Chi and the Tao.

Alessandra
09-23-2009, 01:05 AM
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Snow Crash
09-23-2009, 01:40 AM
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

You can't win Alessandra. If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Foxtrot Oscar
09-23-2009, 01:51 AM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb298/kittymoose77/IMG_2456-1.jpg

Jackinthebox
09-23-2009, 01:57 AM
Do they tell Muslim women to remove their veils or burkhas?

BriZz
09-23-2009, 01:38 PM
im just curious as to why you would not be able to wear a hood in a grocery store? I have never heard of such a policy... in the states anyway. You can't wear hats in the store there or what?

cartoon
09-23-2009, 01:47 PM
Do they tell Muslim women to remove their veils or burkhas?keep the veils- just remove the burkhas. fat broads excluded from this requirement.

Snow Crash
09-23-2009, 03:20 PM
im just curious as to why you would not be able to wear a hood in a grocery store? I have never heard of such a policy... in the states anyway. You can't wear hats in the store there or what?

All it is is that shoplifters use them to hide ID when lifting, and in the UKs CCTV culture, this is a big nono :roll:

cartoon
09-23-2009, 03:36 PM
it's all very mysterious. but rest assured that i'm seriously contemplating the matter and will get back to you shortly.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=32a511b053&view=att&th=123e7dddcbde4aa8&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

century
10-20-2010, 03:55 AM
r-fYFYoQUL4

mojo
11-30-2011, 09:55 PM
"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."



Pure Gold!!