Hoaxmasters is dead

[skunk]

Ah chorlton you poof. Couldn't handle the pressure of running your own site could ya? It probably didn't help no one posted there because your site sucked.

:P

Lol (http://www.hoaxmasters.com/)

[offsite:1ik28stu]OH SHIT ! The website's gone. Damn and Buggeration.

But where?, Why?.
Where has it gone? Into cyberspace?, down the toilet?, your guess is as good as mine!. It wont be coming back though. WHY?, several reasons. I got pissed off with constantly having to delete spammers, mainly from some shithole called Moldovia and god only knows how many other cesspits in the Ex Communist block area. Thats one reason. Another reason could be that I saw something that took off from an airfield at night that dissapeared at an incredible speed and I was identified.(and Im a sceptic boys!!). Another reason could be that all the latest crap coming out is little more than regurgitated rubbish from the same old mouths from the same old, boring US of A, and theres simply nothing new out there.
Lets face it guys, the UFO and conspiracy business, is nothing more than the same old junk, the same old stories going round and round and round with the same old boring faces claiming the same old, boring things, in an attepmt to keep those good ole Yankee dollars coming in. Fuck me, even John Lear has given up, so what hope is there for the rest of us?
There will be something here eventually, but it wont have anything to do with UFO's (which dont exist) or Conspiracy theories (idiotic stories made up by idiots for idiots)
I'm going Goldpanning. Fuck you all

If anyone has posted anything on the old site that they wish to have returned to them please get in touch or they will all be deleted in 1 week.[/offsite:1ik28stu]


Fuck you too. Thanks.

[Lexion]

Meh.

I'd like to see Chorlton return.

I enjoyed his posts.

Skunk, no need to make fun of
the guy for trying.

I admire him for it.

Maybe not the reasons, but for
trying.

[skunk]

I'm just having fun with the guy. I think he can take a punch or two.

[boycotteverything]

I don't see why Chorlton merits that sort of disrespect. Ditto for what Lex said. I'm sure he'll show back up here eventually. He was always one of the most respected (and funniest) curmudgeons at Amkon.

[lala]

Thats a shame . . .but I'm sure he'll have more fun panning for gold . . . good luck to him in what ever he does . . . :D

[boycotteverything]

Chorlton's charm is that he's obstreperous by nature and loving by inclination. There are a few other wise old coots like that hanging around this dysfunctional parlor of a forum. Dr. Exile, Goos and Kiwi (a young old coot- but still a coot) come to mind. And I consider myself a member of that ridiculous cabal as well. Chimpbutt's contributions here were always controversial, usually original, endlessly surprising and now- sorely missed.

[Lexion]

BE, shoot him an e-mail.

I'd love to see him come
back.

[boycotteverything]

You can bet he's reading this thread. He'll be back. Oh wait- to all those adjectives I forgot to append, 'cantankerous.' So I guess he'll make us wait and stew for a while. In the mean time he's probably hanging out at Barry's Boys looking for a starter for his 64 Alpine.

[Lexion]

I prefer a good basting over stewing.

Just saying....

[boycotteverything]

I prefer a good bastingThat's why I'm worried about all those unemployed sailors running about.

[Lexion]

I prefer a good bastingThat's why I'm worried about all those unemployed sailors running about.

Look back at my response.

:D

[boycotteverything]

Shit man- between you, Fox, and the monkey they'll be sopped up in no time!

[mojo]

I don't see why Chorlton merits that sort of disrespect. Ditto for what Lex said. I'm sure he'll show back up here eventually. He was always one of the most respected (and funniest) curmudgeons at Amkon.

its not disrespect, he was pulling his leg for fucks sake, and if he can't take something like that he'd never last 5 minutes if he did return. sheesh, go out and buy yourself a sense of humour.

i also hoped his forum would take off, it wasn't my cup of tea but he is a good bloke and hopefully he might return to the fold one day.
just don't post anything about the 60's being shit.

[boycotteverything]

Apparently I'm not the only one who missed the joke.

[mojo]

Apparently I'm not the only one who missed the joke.

all that means is that there's more than one of you that needs to find a sense of humour.

if he can't take some gentle ribbimg then he wont last more than a month or two like last time.
and he deserves no more respect from me, skunk or anyone else here than the respect you or anyone else show's towards us or other members.
get off your fucking high horse.

ive always liked chorlton and we (admin) offered to help him with affiliation with amkon to help attract an initial membership base and also allowed him and you to advertise the site here.

bad luck it didn't work but thats life.

[Ocean]

blah,blah,blah... Fuck you all


I've only seen the name Chorlton here and there.
But... what a fantastic way to go out.
I wish the whole world was Just Like This.

A world without posers. :P

Kudos.

[boycotteverything]

blah,blah,blah... Fuck you all


I've only seen the name Chorlton here and there.
But... what a fantastic way to go out.
I wish the whole world was Just Like This.

A world without posers. :P

Kudos.That says everything about the guy. No poseur, he. Just a straight shot to the jugular. And generally- his aim is pretty good.

[Ocean]

Reputations often preceed, but I take everyone as I experience them myself.

8)

[Lexion]

Reputations often preceed, but I take everyone as I experience them myself.

8)

Thank God you don't know me....

Let the confessions begin....

[skunk]

If he didn't close his site with such a conceited bunch of bullcrap I wouldn't have felt the need to give him shit.

But it was all in good fun, and I agree with mojo. If [my OP] was too much for him, he wouldn't last long the second time around.

For fucks sake, a thread critical of the 60s sent him off in a pissy fit and made him create his own playground where he could jerk off with a like-minded individual.

Yeah I said it, individual, because that's all he had over there.

Fucking tosser.

You know I love you man hahahah.

[lala]

You know I love you man hahahah.


Love's tiff they alway kiss and make up :thegeneral:
:lol:

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[mojo]

the thing you need to start up a forum, particularly one that deals with CT and alternative topics is patience.
hell it took close on a year before amkon started to get members from outside of the circle of friends and aquaintances we had made at ats.
even now theres really only about 20-30 hardcore and reasonably regular members. and about the same amount of occasional drop in's.
if we've doubled that number in another 12 months we'd be doing well.

but chorlton know's he'd always be welcomed back, if not with open arms, at the very least with our pants down and our fat hairy asses staring him in the face. :)



EDIT Ewwwwwww.....fuckin' hell lala, i haven't eaten yet.

[Bitchkoma]

Reputations often preceed, but I take everyone as I experience them myself.

8)

I have nothing to add, but nice avatar. I experienced them myself, too.

[KIWI]

but chorlton know's he'd always be welcomed back, if not with open arms.....

dead right, a sharp stick is as good as anything else to welcome back an old friend, or Chorlton :smokin:

man Im jealous, I want some gold to !
....real stuff, not the gold-painted tin-foil they used on the fake moon-landers :wink:

best of luck with the venture man, keep us posted :arrow:

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[mojo]

man Im jealous, I want some gold to !


while i was in Alice i came across an old book, a reprint of Harry Lasseters diary, ive got it at home now.
one of these days going to get me a metal detector and go find that reef.

and lol, i know lots have tried, and they've all had access to old Harry's diary as well but i'd be willing to give it a go for a few weeks.

[Cogburn]

The man is like Betelgeuse.

We keep saying his name... he'll appear.

We know you have lots to say and we're bored with arguing with ourselves. Pride tastes nasty... the rest of us have had plenty, so we're well acquainted.

Just swallow it and start contributing again, you stupid fop.

[Oblivion]

but chorlton know's he'd always be welcomed back, if not with open arms, at the very least with our pants down and our fat hairy asses staring him in the face. :)
.

speak for yourself... thats one fucked up way of greetign a friend unless you like doing countersunk turds ! :x

[mojo]

but chorlton know's he'd always be welcomed back, if not with open arms, at the very least with our pants down and our fat hairy asses staring him in the face. :)
.

speak for yourself... thats one fucked up way of greetign a friend unless you like doing countersunk turds ! :x

you'd be the only aussie male i know that's never mooned anyone then. :D

[Foxtrot Oscar]

Well it was to be expected really.

What did he expect when he censored the word CUNT.

It's just not cricket.

Fox

[skunk]

Lol, the worst part about it fox is that UK law demands you censor the word (I'm assuming only if minors are allowed to post though).

[Ocean]

Thank God you don't know me....


Well, I know you ponder the mysteries of WTF spelled backwards.
I feel like I've known you forever. :wink:




I have nothing to add, but nice avatar. I experienced them myself, too.


hehe
Thanks, BK! :P

[KIWI]

while i was in Alice i came across an old book

should you have been reading while on the "job" ? bet Alice was spewing....... :wink:



srsly, be the ultimate lifestyle imo, met a few old miners in the outback, some of teh most contented humans Ive ever met, and it had nothing to do with wealth

[boycotteverything]

true enough. wealth is a matter of mood.