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Nuff said!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/844093/astronaut-brings-test-underwear-back
[offsite:2m20f5f8]In what might embarrass less adventurous souls, astronaut Koichi Wakata is returning to Earth with the underwear he used during his four-and-a-half month space station stay so scientists can check them out.
Warning to researchers: He kept them on for a month at a stretch.
They're experimental high-tech undies, designed in Japan to be odour free.[/offsite:2m20f5f8]
[offsite:2m20f5f8]J-Wear is billed as being antistatic and flame retardant, which is especially important for spaceship wear. The cotton and polyester clothes are also seamless, making them lighter and more comfortable, according to the Japanese Space Agency. The goal is "comfortable everyday clothes for life in a spaceship."
Another Japanese astronaut wore some J-Wear items during a shuttle flight last year but had only 16 days in orbit to try them out.[/offsite:2m20f5f8]
A month.
I've got a couple of pairs that could walk on their own.
Where do Astronauts Farts Go? (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=23718.0)
Q: So, where does all that extraneous gas go ?..does it vent into outer space enabling Klondike to really follow his nose home ?..or does it just inflate his suit till he becomes a balloon ?
A: It's no worse than a sleeping bag!
Q: On a more serious note what happens to female astronauts if they menstruate? Without the benefit of gravity where does all the icky stuff (see, I know all the medical terms) go?
On terra firma if women experience a ‘backflow’ into the fallopian tubes it can lead to endometriosis. Endometriosis is where cells that normally line the uterus (endometrial cells) are deposited in places outside the uterine cavity. The cells then tend to continue to be influenced by menstrual hormone changes leading to menstrual activity occurring in the wrong places. Ooowww!
According to Wiki, the first female in space was Valentina Tereshkova in the 1963 Vostok 6 spaceflight, so there’s a fairly long tradition of women flying spacecraft. Fortunately Valentina wasn’t required to parallel park the thing so the Russians let her go up alone. I suppose with the nearest next object being nearly 250,000 miles away they could trust she wouldn’t prang it.
A: ????????????????
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boycotteverything
09-14-2009, 12:44 AM
Those are questions for John Lear. What these smart people have proven is that the entire space program is a conspiratorial hoax foisted on the world by NAZA. It's obvious to me that any supposed 'astronaut' would be asphyxiated by his own flatulence inside of a day.
Fortunately Valentina wasn’t required to parallel park the thing so the Russians let her go up alone. I suppose with the nearest next object being nearly 250,000 miles away they could trust she wouldn’t prang it.
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boycotteverything
09-14-2009, 12:51 AM
hahahaha I love those guys. Must be Brits with a sense of humor like that.
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2 Camoflage colours......hahahahahahahaha.
what the hell do those turds want to hide from?
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/dumb-astronauts-625500.html
"im not entirely sure the crocodile is going to enjoy the grain as much as the horse"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/space/11/18/endeavour.spacewalk/index.html
female astronaut loses her tool bag while taking a space walk.
[offsite:360zlqfu]Things didn't go quite according to plan for astronaut Heide Stefanyshyn-Piper during her spacewalk outside the International Space Station on Tuesday.
First, a grease gun inside her tool bag leaked, coating everything inside with a film of lubricant.
While she was trying to clean it up in the absence of gravity, the whole bag floated away.
Stefanyshyn-Piper and Steve Bowen were outside the space station on the scheduled six-hour spacewalk, the first of the space shuttle Endeavour's stay at the station.
After completing a few preliminary tasks, Stefanyshyn-Piper was beginning the job of cleaning and lubricating the gears of the station's malfunctioning starboard Solar Alpha Rotary Joint, or SARJ, when she discovered the grease gun leak and then lost the bag.[/offsite:360zlqfu]
she also lost her compact and an open box of carefree tampons, she managed to hold on to her mobile phone however..
female astronauts.....only good for a fuck. :)
Bad Astronaut.
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[offsite:360zlqfu]I know you'd really like to let them in
to more than just your lifeless body
you once called a chapel
and i'm not here to make you feel like shit
but you must admit this is just behavior
you know you can sell so easily a second chance
of saving them so go ahead
add it up to second best
in every instance spend your self respect
someone tell me why i'm writing you
it's not as though i'm saying something new
I have no interest in your elitest therapy group hell
you know that your secret's safe
with anyone who lies awake
and isn't there the next morning
it's a hard sell visiting like all the rest
not innocent but different
and I know you hate it
this world is breeding cold ridicule
only good for a fuck
only good for a only good for one[/offsite:360zlqfu]
http://www.thebestfunnyquotes.com/2009/01/funny-astronaut-quotes.html
[offsite:1c15pcpu]I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises. Neil Armstrong[/offsite:1c15pcpu]
[offsite:1c15pcpu]It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract. Alan Shepherd[/offsite:1c15pcpu]
[offsite:1c15pcpu]There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn[/offsite:1c15pcpu]
[offsite:1c15pcpu]I think a future flight should include a poet, a priest and a philosopher. We might get a much better idea of what we saw. Michael Collins[/offsite:1c15pcpu]
I read some where that they didn't want anyone with breast implants, in fear that they would blow up. . . .lol :D