Best TUA I ever had to agree to

[Cogburn]

Got some new software for work and the TUA is just awesome so I figured I'd share. It's pretty standard for the level of technology, but it's not something you see every day.
[offsite:20odr6cu]Terms of Use Agreement
Please agree to the export control requirements outlined below:
* I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States prohibits export.
* I am not located in, and I will not download or otherwise transfer, export or re-export the software, directly or indirectly, to the above-mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries.
* I am not listed on the United States Department of the Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Denied Persons Lists, Entities Lists or Unverified Parties list, or any other Government's list.
* I will not download or otherwise transfer, export or re-export the software, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above-mentioned lists.
* I will not use the software for, and will not allow the software to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law.
* I will not use the software for proliferation activities (missile, chemical, biological, nuclear).[/offsite:20odr6cu]

[Alessandra]

* I am not listed on the United States Department of the Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Denied Persons Lists, Entities Lists or Unverified Parties list, or any other Government's list.


Bolded made me giggle.

You hear that, Dubya? You can't have this software.

[Snow Crash]

[offsite:2ed5hi19]* I will not use the software for proliferation activities (missile, chemical, biological, nuclear).[/offsite:2ed5hi19]

So why the fuck is it called SCUD 2.0?

[lala]

Got some new software for work and the TUA is just awesome so I figured I'd share. It's pretty standard for the level of technology, but it's not something you see every day.
[offsite:gjpl7it9]Terms of Use Agreement
Please agree to the export control requirements outlined below:
* I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States prohibits export.
* I am not located in, and I will not download or otherwise transfer, export or re-export the software, directly or indirectly, to the above-mentioned countries nor to citizens, nationals or residents of those countries.
* I am not listed on the United States Department of the Treasury lists of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotic Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Denied Persons Lists, Entities Lists or Unverified Parties list, or any other Government's list.
* I will not download or otherwise transfer, export or re-export the software, directly or indirectly, to persons on the above-mentioned lists.
* I will not use the software for, and will not allow the software to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law.
* I will not use the software for proliferation activities (missile, chemical, biological, nuclear).[/offsite:gjpl7it9]


And here I thought that you were backing Tua, against Cameron . . . . :lol:

[KIWI]

lala was quite a handy "Feather-weight" in her day....... :smokin:

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[Snow Crash]

Cameron doesn't look impressed by Tua's breath...

[KIWI]

ha ha , quite surprised it hasnt been p-shopped snow, all the delinquents must be asleep :lol:

[Alessandra]

ha ha , quite surprised it hasnt been p-shopped snow, all the delinquents must be asleep :lol:

we need some dick in that photo, pronto!

[KIWI]

ha ha , quite surprised it hasnt been p-shopped snow, all the delinquents must be asleep :lol:

we need some dick in that photo, pronto!

thats my girl !