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skunk
09-10-2009, 02:49 PM
Japan's new first lady says rode UFO to Venus (http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5812DV20090902)

Sounds like she had an out of body experience. Definitely fascinating nonetheless.

[offsite:qce7zihn]Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien," but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year.

"It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Yukio Hatoyama is due to be voted in as premier on September 16 following his party's crushing election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party on Sunday.

Miyuki, 66, described the extraterrestrial experience, which she said took place some 20 years ago, in a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered."

When she awoke, Japan's next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He advised her that it was probably just a dream.

"My current husband has a different way of thinking," she wrote. "He would surely say 'Oh, that's great'."

Yukio Hatoyama, 62, the rich grandson of a former prime minister, was once nicknamed "the alien" for his prominent eyes.

Miyuki, also known for her culinary skills, spent six years acting in the Takarazuka Revue, an all-female musical theater group. She met the U.S.-educated Yukio while living in America.[/offsite:qce7zihn]

Lexion
09-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Sounds like she is bat shit crazy.

Was the ride booked with Lear
Tours LLC. ?

Snow Crash
09-10-2009, 03:27 PM
[offsite:w3r9q4xi]"My current husband has a different way of thinking," she wrote. "He would surely say 'Oh, that's great'."[/offsite:w3r9q4xi]

Maybe I am reading this wrong, or being too literal, but by using the term 'surely', are we to assume she hasn't even bothered talking to him about it?

And before any other funny fucker says it, I'll just get in the Airplane gag first and say "Don't call me Shirley".

Cogburn
09-10-2009, 03:54 PM
You know the granddaughter of the last Japanese Meiji Emperor, Princess Kaoru Nakamaru, is completely convinced of Illuminati/NWO conspiracy theory? She even wrote a few books about it...

Her real lineage to the Meiji Emperor is still unproven, but her claims are regarded enough that she was even given some space within a recent book that was published "Princess Masako: Prisoner of the Chrysanthemum Throne".

She is... of course... bat shit crazy.

theeindiee
09-10-2009, 08:46 PM
Well, within another century or so, we'll have enough crazy people to start a true world religion.... Amen, Space Gods! Thank you for our glowing ceilings and our bionic digestive systems. Now we don't have to buy lighbulbs, and we die twice as long.

Alessandra
09-10-2009, 10:07 PM
[offsite:3kwd4esb]"My current husband has a different way of thinking," she wrote. "He would surely say 'Oh, that's great'."[/offsite:3kwd4esb]

Maybe I am reading this wrong, or being too literal, but by using the term 'surely', are we to assume she hasn't even bothered talking to him about it?

And before any other funny fucker says it, I'll just get in the Airplane gag first and say "Don't call me Shirley".


Surely, you Jest.

skunk
09-10-2009, 10:10 PM
She might've had sleep paralysis, or it might have been an authentic experience. God only knows.

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LeonBackwards
04-11-2011, 09:00 AM
Japan's new first lady says rode UFO to Venus (http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE5812DV20090902)

Sounds like she had an out of body experience. Definitely fascinating nonetheless.

[offsite:qce7zihn]Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien," but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year.

"It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Yukio Hatoyama is due to be voted in as premier on September 16 following his party's crushing election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party on Sunday.

Miyuki, 66, described the extraterrestrial experience, which she said took place some 20 years ago, in a book entitled "Very Strange Things I've Encountered."

When she awoke, Japan's next first lady wrote, she told her now ex-husband that she had just been to Venus. He advised her that it was probably just a dream.

"My current husband has a different way of thinking," she wrote. "He would surely say 'Oh, that's great'."

Yukio Hatoyama, 62, the rich grandson of a former prime minister, was once nicknamed "the alien" for his prominent eyes.

Miyuki, also known for her culinary skills, spent six years acting in the Takarazuka Revue, an all-female musical theater group. She met the U.S.-educated Yukio while living in America.[/offsite:qce7zihn]

Its all true, I was the pilot & I can say she was not dreaming & it was not JL tours BTW *SMH*