New Writing Comp.

[mojo]

Anyone interested in another writing competition, it's been a while since the last one?

if so i'd like those that are interested in participating to post their "plot" idea's for a story.

my idea would be to then put all of your "plot" idea's into a hat and draw them out randomly and assign them to one another.

ie
Armageddon occuring on Xmas day.
Alien invasion.
Total world financial collapse and return to feudal societies.

etc etc etc.

we'll get everyone to vote on the plot idea's they like the most, then randomly hand them out and go from there.
i'll wait until we've decided on our "plot's" before designing a word count and rules and hopefully a prize of some sort.

mojo

[skunk]

How about who can author the best hoax?

[boycotteverything]

earl warren already holds that distinction.

[mojo]

How about who can author the best hoax?

the best ones haven't been discovered. ;)

[skunk]

Well we'd have to introduce the hoaxes on the sooper sekret forum so that nobody outside of amkon knows about it. Then we release it to the public and don't tell anyone until its gone viral.

[boycotteverything]

Well we'd have to introduce the hoaxes on the sooper sekret forum so that nobody outside of amkon knows about it. Then we release it to the public and don't tell anyone until its gone viral.That's exactly what we don't wanna do. Amkon is here to unravel hoaxes not to create them.

[mojo]

Well we'd have to introduce the hoaxes on the sooper sekret forum so that nobody outside of amkon knows about it. Then we release it to the public and don't tell anyone until its gone viral.That's exactly what we don't wanna do. Amkon is here to unravel hoaxes not to create them.

he's fucking joking mate....take a chill pill for christs sake.
and btw amkon isn't here "to unravel hoaxe's", i dont know where you got that daft idea from.

[boycotteverything]

btw amkon isn't here "to unravel hoaxe's", i dont know where you got that daft idea from.isn't that the very nature of a forum devoted to alternate truth? you know- conspiracy theory...

[Foxtrot Oscar]

I only came for the Beagle, when that runs out... I'm outta here.

How about that for a plot line!

Fox

[mojo]

isn't that the very nature of a forum devoted to alternate truth? you know- conspiracy theory...

no....it's not.
hell we barely had any conspiracy topics here at all in the early days, it was all off topic chatter and bullshit.

amkon never has been and i hope never will be just another conspiracy forum that claims to be the mecca for the "truth".
this is a community for the disenfranchised, weird, belligerent and downright surly, we just happen to like talking about alternative topics and conspiracy theory, christ it could be a motor mechanics forum for all i care, it's the people not the topics that make this place special.

btw, how can there be an alternate truth.....there is only truth and not truth surely.

[mojo]

I only came for the Beagle, when that runs out... I'm outta here.

How about that for a plot line!

Fox

mmmmm.....beagle, does that come with a BBQ sauce?

[Ducky]

Anyone interested in another writing competition, it's been a while since the last one?

if so i'd like those that are interested in participating to post their "plot" idea's for a story.

my idea would be to then put all of your "plot" idea's into a hat and draw them out randomly and assign them to one another.

ie
Armageddon occuring on Xmas day.
Alien invasion.
Total world financial collapse and return to feudal societies.

etc etc etc.

we'll get everyone to vote on the plot idea's they like the most, then randomly hand them out and go from there.
i'll wait until we've decided on our "plot's" before designing a word count and rules and hopefully a prize of some sort.

mojo

Sounds like a FANTASTIC idea Mojo :D

Count me in!

I'll put together a whack of ideas/plots and submitt by the end of this week.

[Cogburn]

btw amkon isn't here "to unravel hoaxe's", i dont know where you got that daft idea from.isn't that the very nature of a forum devoted to alternate truth? you know- conspiracy theory...

You seem to be confusing this
http://i31.tinypic.com/34p14pg.jpg

with this
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/mojo4sale/gravity_logo.png

[skunk]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[mojo]

what other forum in the whole of the www would go from a discussion about story plots for a competition to a debate about hoaxe's.

i marvel at our elasticity some times.

[Alessandra]

some of us are more elastic than others, but I'm not naming any names..

[pack3tg0st]

ie
Armageddon occuring on Xmas day.
Alien invasion.


Whoa...

Those two are Dr. Who episodes...

In fact, the season usually begins on christmas day (in story, not real world)

[Alessandra]

why do bad things always happen on Xmas day...

[pack3tg0st]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/10/25/tardis460.jpg

[Alessandra]

lol

[Oblivion]

why not get people to suggest points for a topic.. then combine a few points from everyone into basis for the story ;)

eg, as a few topic points i give you.


NWO
murder
cogburned
australian internet censorship.


anyone for a topic word-salad? :)

[Cogburn]

Heheh... Plots, eh? Let's see what's languishing in the Documents folder....

Female sheriff investigates missing hermit in the desert while the world erupts in nuclear war. She eventually discovers the two events are intricately linked through a set of intellectual puzzles that the hermit left behind.
Terrorists attempt to place a live, timed nuclear device on a UPS truck but are caught in traffic so it detonates in the airport shipping terminal.
Two writers decide to contrive a hoax whereby they hope to prove all Illuminati conspiracies wrong... and inadvertently coax out the true conspiracy itself, which is far more dark, insidious and real than anything they had expected.

EDIT: Fuck me I wrote that last one a year ago :lol:

[mojo]

Bloody hell Cog.
Shouldn't that read......a bunch of members from a little known Conspiracy Forum hatch a plot to hoax the UFO community but are undone by a bellicose old codger with nothing better to do with his time.
Alas, the wheels of the hoax had already been put in motion, but somehow the initial media release had become scrambled up with a screenplay that one of the members had written regarding a ficticious meeting between charlie sheen and barrack obama, this unfortunately found it;'s way into the hands of Alex Jones.
The intrepid perpetrators of the hoax covered up their involvement through the judicious use of sock puppets at the largest conspiracy forum on the net, which were only too keen to take credit for exposing the "alleged" hoax.

:lol:

[skunk]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

fucking awesome

[Ducky]

Few ideas I came up with so far:

Obama is a clone
- 2nd year in office, he exhibits genetic breakdowns
- His skin flakes and peels to reveal 'reptillian' undertones
- The tinfoil hats saw this coming but we didn't listen!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
World-wide ban on smoking!
Terra-forming and for what purpose?
- Chemtrails release toxins in atmosphere; threaten to anihilate 95% of poplulation
- Ciggies contain a substance to ward off toxins
- Those caught with smokes face the ultimate penalty - Death
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pet microchips
- Used as guv surveylance on owners
- Guv can hear conversations/record them
- NWO Regulations require EVERY household to have at least 1 dog or cat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Obesity & the 'Nephillim' gene
Behind the scenes
- Scientists discover an obesity gene resembling that of the Nephillim's.
- Instead of 'diet pills', the fatties are given supplements to 'bring out' the giants traits.
- Fatties morph into (?) and what will the guv secretly use them for?

[mojo]

OK...so that didn't take off.

see new thread.

[Gunter]

Pet microchips
- Used as guv surveylance on ownersWait! I'm still working on my Pet Microchips piece. fucker