Oblivion
09-03-2009, 12:03 PM
ive come to the conclusion that the "green bags" are actually a conspiracy on many levels, and boy does this one run deep !
its a national sell out, since nobody in au seems to make them.
its a chinese gubmint conspiracy to grab our cash since they make them.
it supports the petroleum industry
and it risks every citizens life, due to night time trip hazards with the handles when inebriated or wasted.
http://newsite2.ddbseattle.com/blogs/megan_averell/assets/go_green_bag.jpg
you see, every time im out grabbing lunch or driving home and ya think "oh ill just duck in and grab a few things", you go in for bread and milk.. easy. i can carry that.
i wont get the green bags out the boot then.
then you end up with shit piled in your arms, about 16 or so items. shit, didnt plan on this but i could use a roast chook and a ceasar salad for dinner too... why not a few other bits too. by now im using a basket with a handle thats bowing (almost on to a light trolley load)
so i get to the counter, aah fuck green bags are in the boot of the car ! now i gotta do the 3x green bags for $2 thing at the checkout.
so they jam all my shit in the green bags, i pay, and go out to the car.
i get home, unload groceries, put green bags in the corner along with about three hundred and fifty other green bags ive had to buy in similar circumstances.
so now, im buying these things which are made in china supporting their economy, i have a pile of them in the car which costs me added fuel to lug around on the off chance ill need one and until then i have one room in the house which is piled up with the things.
since that room is the dining room, and i walk thgouh to get a midnight drink, there is a distinct risk of breakin ones neck when your foot trips over a handle.
http://www.superstrode.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/its_a_conspiracy1.jpg
its a national sell out, since nobody in au seems to make them.
its a chinese gubmint conspiracy to grab our cash since they make them.
it supports the petroleum industry
and it risks every citizens life, due to night time trip hazards with the handles when inebriated or wasted.
http://newsite2.ddbseattle.com/blogs/megan_averell/assets/go_green_bag.jpg
you see, every time im out grabbing lunch or driving home and ya think "oh ill just duck in and grab a few things", you go in for bread and milk.. easy. i can carry that.
i wont get the green bags out the boot then.
then you end up with shit piled in your arms, about 16 or so items. shit, didnt plan on this but i could use a roast chook and a ceasar salad for dinner too... why not a few other bits too. by now im using a basket with a handle thats bowing (almost on to a light trolley load)
so i get to the counter, aah fuck green bags are in the boot of the car ! now i gotta do the 3x green bags for $2 thing at the checkout.
so they jam all my shit in the green bags, i pay, and go out to the car.
i get home, unload groceries, put green bags in the corner along with about three hundred and fifty other green bags ive had to buy in similar circumstances.
so now, im buying these things which are made in china supporting their economy, i have a pile of them in the car which costs me added fuel to lug around on the off chance ill need one and until then i have one room in the house which is piled up with the things.
since that room is the dining room, and i walk thgouh to get a midnight drink, there is a distinct risk of breakin ones neck when your foot trips over a handle.
http://www.superstrode.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/its_a_conspiracy1.jpg