torbjon
09-03-2009, 01:20 AM
(from the 100% Canned Spam collection)
*sips*
so, a few of you got this already as you're on his spam list as well, but let's face it, his version is just too PC, too squeaky clean... it's like, if Opie Taylor and Beaver Clever had a love child who was tutored by Oliver Twist, and That kid wrote a plea for help... well, ya. Gag me with a spoon. Just shoot me. Better yet, just shoot the kid.
If I didn't know the dude personally I woulda shit canned his plea along with alla the rest of the garbage I get on a daily basis...
But I know him. And he's alright. He was an intern of ours... not too shabby of one, either... the kinda kid that could actually pour piss out of a boot Without reading the instructions printed on the heel. The world could use a few more folks like that....
So, what the fuck, figured I'd help the bum out and spam this Right.
Here's the gig:
ButterButtBoy made himself a little movie. No shit. Got a few friends together, got ripped offa their collective asses, guerrillad a flick on the streets of New York, (complete with waving boobies, no less) and it's in the running for a $25,000 grand prize as I type. Currently holding second place no less (imagine that)
And all they need to score the big money is for YOU to just sit there on your puffy ass and click a button once a day, every day, for the next three weeks. Think you bozos can handle that? I mean, I KNOW how hard it is to get that ol' index finger to twitch in a click like motion... hell, it takes me at least two pots of coffee before I can even Find the porn link in my bookmarks let alone click the thing, but still, this is one of those elections that actually has Meaning... not something lame like 'President', ya know?
If the kid wins he's promised to throw the be all end all of parties with the prize money... and since both Nola and I know where he lives you can rest assured this will indeed be the case... either that or we'll all have a really good time tearing him into little itsy bitsy pieces and feeding him to the fish.
So, go here:
http://protectyourbutterfingerbar.yahoo.com/
and VOTE for ROBOCHOP
and, just like any good presidential election, Once Is Not Enough! Vote every freekin' day until the contest is over... 'cause I Really wanna get hammered big time.
thank you and
rock on
twj
*sips*
so, a few of you got this already as you're on his spam list as well, but let's face it, his version is just too PC, too squeaky clean... it's like, if Opie Taylor and Beaver Clever had a love child who was tutored by Oliver Twist, and That kid wrote a plea for help... well, ya. Gag me with a spoon. Just shoot me. Better yet, just shoot the kid.
If I didn't know the dude personally I woulda shit canned his plea along with alla the rest of the garbage I get on a daily basis...
But I know him. And he's alright. He was an intern of ours... not too shabby of one, either... the kinda kid that could actually pour piss out of a boot Without reading the instructions printed on the heel. The world could use a few more folks like that....
So, what the fuck, figured I'd help the bum out and spam this Right.
Here's the gig:
ButterButtBoy made himself a little movie. No shit. Got a few friends together, got ripped offa their collective asses, guerrillad a flick on the streets of New York, (complete with waving boobies, no less) and it's in the running for a $25,000 grand prize as I type. Currently holding second place no less (imagine that)
And all they need to score the big money is for YOU to just sit there on your puffy ass and click a button once a day, every day, for the next three weeks. Think you bozos can handle that? I mean, I KNOW how hard it is to get that ol' index finger to twitch in a click like motion... hell, it takes me at least two pots of coffee before I can even Find the porn link in my bookmarks let alone click the thing, but still, this is one of those elections that actually has Meaning... not something lame like 'President', ya know?
If the kid wins he's promised to throw the be all end all of parties with the prize money... and since both Nola and I know where he lives you can rest assured this will indeed be the case... either that or we'll all have a really good time tearing him into little itsy bitsy pieces and feeding him to the fish.
So, go here:
http://protectyourbutterfingerbar.yahoo.com/
and VOTE for ROBOCHOP
and, just like any good presidential election, Once Is Not Enough! Vote every freekin' day until the contest is over... 'cause I Really wanna get hammered big time.
thank you and
rock on
twj