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Cogburn
08-02-2009, 05:13 PM
[offsite=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090731/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iraq_missing_americans:2uoxgrdo]By YAHYA BARZANJI, Associated Press Writer Yahya Barzanji, Associated Press Writer – Fri Jul 31, 6:59 pm ET

SULAIMANIYAH, Iraq – The U.S. State Department said Friday it was investigating reports that three American tourists have been detained by Iranians while hiking near Iran's border with the self-ruled Kurdish region in northern Iraq.

Two Kurdish officials, speaking on condition of anonymity because they weren't authorized to release the information, said the Americans apparently were arrested after entering Iranian territory without permission.

U.S. helicopters were buzzing overhead and many U.S. Humvees had moved into the Kurdish city of Halabja to search for the Americans, said a Kurdish border force official.

According to a security official, a fourth American who stayed behind at a hotel because he was sick said the missing Americans were tourists hiking near Halabja and the border town of Ahmed Awaa.

According to this account, the four had traveled to Turkey, then entered the Kurdish region Tuesday through the Ibrahim Al-Khalil border point in Zakho, the official said. They visited the Kurdish cities of Irbil and Sulaimaniyah on Wednesday. The next day, three of them took a taxi to Ahmed Awaa where they told their companion that they planned to stay at a nearby resort, the official said.

The three contacted their companion on Friday and told him "they had mistakenly entered Iranian territory and that troops surrounded them," the official said, adding "that was the last contact with them."

The mountainous border area is a popular hiking destination and well-known for its thick growth of pistachio trees.

The border force official said Iranian authorities apparently arrested the three Americans because they had entered the neighboring country without permission.

State Department spokesman Robert Wood said the U.S. Embassy "is aware of the report and is investigating. We are using all available means to determine the facts in this case."

Iranian officials made no immediate comment.

The self-ruled Kurdish region has been relatively free of the violence that plagues the rest of Iraq. Foreigners often feel freer to move around without security guards in the area.

Halabja, 150 miles (240 kilometers) northeast of Baghdad, was the site of a chemical weapons attack ordered by Saddam Hussein in 1988 as part of a scorched-earth campaign to crush a Kurdish rebellion. An estimated 5,600 were killed in the nerve and mustard gas attacks — the vast majority Kurds — and many still suffer the aftereffects.[/offsite:2uoxgrdo]A day trip through a warzone with white kids?

U.S. military assets instantly mobilized?

How do you go hiking in 2009 without a map, a compass and a GPS?

This smells like only half the story.

Lexion
08-02-2009, 05:15 PM
Oddly enough.....

My wife looked at me when we
heard this and asked "What the
fuck were they thinking?"

Yeah....

Serious spin, here.

Lex

theeindiee
08-02-2009, 05:41 PM
Maybe they wanted to get pistachioed to death.

hp
08-02-2009, 09:13 PM
Another case of less than brilliant thinkers causing a large expense. I suspect they just weren't too sharp or the usual 'it won't happen to me'.

guinnessford
08-02-2009, 09:28 PM
Yeah, theres alot missing from this.

Its maybe a kidnapping, assailants snuck in somewhere and snatched em up, and pretended they were on the other side of the bordwer.

White kids dont just hike in Iran.

Black kids, green kids, whatever.

Dont think any kids without guns would hike there.

Spies? Operatives of some sort? Lots of different ideas rolling thru my head, and its not like the top story anywhere Im looking.

Foxtrot Oscar
08-02-2009, 09:31 PM
Spy Kids 4: Retards in Action

Fox

Snow Crash
08-02-2009, 10:20 PM
Bullshit detected

That's Sean Hannity's aftershave

KIWI
08-02-2009, 10:30 PM
"IRAN" ......obviously not fast enough!!:roll: ....but you know kids...they blow up so fast these days :rock:

century
09-28-2010, 10:25 PM
Iran is vigilant in hunting down CIA. Sends a signal to the US they haven't forgot about the over throw of the Shah. We just did the largest advanced weaponry deal with the Saudis, I guess that's there in case of a flair up and we need to launch quickly. Otherwise you have to wait for aircraft carriers or shipping. This deal puts the technology at our disposal.

Now I realize why we need 50,000 troops in Iraq, just in case we need to head to Tehran. I would assume the date of withdraw from Afghanistan is synchronised to the date the CIA thinks Iran will have nuclear capability.

century
09-28-2010, 10:32 PM
Head Middle East

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apeci
09-28-2010, 11:30 PM
shit there goes my vacation plans.

century
09-28-2010, 11:41 PM
Iran's refining capacity is no better than 38 percent of its oil production; the country can't even refine half the oil it produces. Nor can Iran even refine close to what it consumes. Who's going to give them the petrol to fight a war?

century
09-28-2010, 11:41 PM
China? Russia?

Mungodave
09-29-2010, 12:12 AM
China? Russia?

USA?

century
09-29-2010, 12:23 AM
HAHAHA

Lexion
09-29-2010, 01:05 AM
We just did the largest advanced weaponry deal with the Saudis,

Correct me, if wrong.

We just sold them F-15's.

40 year old airframes.

Once again, we sold old tech to regimes.

And, when they went rogue, the airframes
sat and rusted.

No biggie, here.

Royal
09-29-2010, 01:17 AM
I doubt the pentagon will ever admit they were CIA.

"Whoops, you caught us..."

A lot of people may not know this as an obvious fact, but everyone in america is turning into CIA. I will explain later.

century
11-03-2010, 08:28 AM
Im starting to wander if the latest bomb scares are just propaganda....Yemen and so on. What would be the motive ? Well the bombs didnt go off, the dude at fort hood got some rounds off but nothing really big....seems like social engineering.

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century
11-03-2010, 08:35 AM
These FBI guys always saying they are pretending to be drug launderers, human traffickers, fake terrorist. Its just funny how they can always say they are under cover or a double agent. Then they get whacked before they reach the age of 40....

Cogburn
11-03-2010, 02:00 PM
Lie to yourself completely enough and it becomes reality for everyone.

Who chooses your Lie?

BE2
11-03-2010, 04:08 PM
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BE2
11-03-2010, 04:09 PM
That is reality

Lexion
11-03-2010, 04:32 PM
One person is not reality.

BE2
11-03-2010, 04:40 PM
One person is not reality.oh, do not ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee...

Lexion
11-03-2010, 07:21 PM
Good thing I'm damn near deaf.

egg
11-03-2010, 07:47 PM
What was that?

Cogburn
11-03-2010, 08:30 PM
Nothing.

Back to sleep.

:)

Lexion
11-03-2010, 08:54 PM
Anyone know where Cambodia is ?

anarch
11-03-2010, 10:02 PM
One person is not reality.

QFT

Cogburn
11-03-2010, 10:13 PM
Anyone know where Cambodia is ?
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Lexion
11-04-2010, 11:25 AM
Cog got it.

century
11-05-2010, 02:15 AM
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