Ugly hookers

[Bitchkoma]

So I went out with a friend to look for hookers, just for fun. Bukit Bintang Road has ugly hookers. I would not hit it.
Perhaps it's just my rotten luck.

You know, getting back from downtown just now, all I could think of was writing a long rant about how fucked up it is that I saw no pretty prostitutes. I did get fucking good weed though. I'm stoned as hell and not so annoyed anymore about wasting time looking at fugly bitches do that whole "ooh, pick me, I'ma suck your cawk" bit. It's disturbing to watch.

[Cogburn]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/do-not-want.jpg

Noticed the same thing on my recent trip to Vegas.

The economic downturn has had the oddest impact on the world's oldest profession.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

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A Look At A Japanese Sex Doll Factory (http://www.hemmy.net/2007/05/28/a-look-at-a-japanese-sex-doll-factory/)

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Wiki | Sex doll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_doll)

Disease free and always ready... http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20pngs/nerd_smile.png

[Bitchkoma]

Orange nips? Far as I can remember from watching JAVs, not many japanese chicks have orange nipples.

[Jackinthebox]

All busted up crackhead hookers in my town. Well, the streetwalkers anyway. Or you can get ripped off at the strip clubs.



Me and a buddy of mine picked up a streetwalker one night in this fucked up old beat to shit dark green 1970-something Pontiac that we had flipped twice. My buddy's face is all fucked up on one side from a bad car wreck too, fake teeth and all, but the other side looks perfectly normal. So we get this trick in the car and don't say a fucking word once she's in. Me and him are dressed in lumberjack flannel shirts and shit too. He keeps driving right on out of the city out toward the sticks. Finally she really starts flipping out about "where the hell are we going?" and all that shit.

So we're out in the middle of nowhere and he slams on the brakes right in the middle of the road. He throws his set of fake teeth up on the dash, spins around and faces her head-on, pointed his fucked up googly eye on the bad side right at her, and starts bleating like a goat real fuckin loud. Then I jump in. So there's the two of us bleating like goats at the top of our lungs back and forth like insane inbred redneck limberjacks and laughing like full on nut jobs.

She jumped the fuck out of that car and must have been walking all night to get back home.

Now that's fun with hookers folks.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Orange nips? Far as I can remember from watching JAVs, not many japanese chicks have orange nipples.

I'll bet they'll make 'em any color you please...

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Now that's fun with hookers folks.

That's fucked up... http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20pngs/ew.png


http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20pngs/okej.png


That reminds of the point I meant to make with the doll post: they're for rent. (http://gakuranman.com/love-doll-rental-in-japan/)

Sex doll hookers!

I wonder if their pimp is a robot?

[Jackinthebox]

I wonder if their pimp is a robot?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThr6CMLrvg

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThr6CMLrvg

That was funny weird, creepy, sad and stupid brilliant; a robot channeling Crispin Glover...

[Cogburn]

http://thomas.ankerl.com/_SU/women_danger_715.gif

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Smite-worthy! http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20pngs/okej.png