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Eyeforalie
07-16-2009, 01:25 AM
ENERGETICALLY AUTONOMOUS TACTICAL ROBOT (EATR) PROJECT (http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR)

[offsite:ohppp5ko]We originated the concept of the EATR in 2003 and the project was sponsored as a Phase II Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) project by an agency of the Department of Defense..

The purpose of the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR)™ (patent pending) project is to develop and demonstrate an autonomous robotic platform able to perform long-range, long-endurance missions without the need for manual or conventional re-fueling, which would otherwise preclude the ability of the robot to perform such missions. The system obtains its energy by foraging – engaging in biologically-inspired, organism-like, energy-harvesting behavior which is the equivalent of eating. It can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable.

This demonstration project can lead to three potential Phase III commercialization projects: (1) the development of prototype and operational EATR™ systems for military and civil applications; (2) new civil and military applications for the autonomous intelligent control system; and (3) development of the hybrid external combustion engine system for civil and military automotive applications, whether for manned or unmanned vehicles.[/offsite:ohppp5ko]

"I find it appropriate to read about this on Fox News"
fromPharyngula (http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/07/i_find_it_appropriate_to_read.php)

[offsite:ohppp5ko]The military has plans for a new kind of drone robot that will wander the wastelands of future battlefields, scooping up organic debris — such as dead bodies — and burning them to fuel their advance. The call it an EATR: Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot.

It's kind of sweet, in a morbid way. It recycles! It uses renewable energy! Put a gun on it, and it could even harvest its own fuel as it mows its way through the enemy's cities!

To be perfectly fair, though, the company building it doesn't talk about using bodies for energy, but is more about generic biomass. Bodies are probably messy and inefficient compared to hunks of wood or corn stubble. It's Fox News that emphasized the corpse-eating idea, which somehow seems like just the kind of thing Fox would find copacetic.[/offsite:ohppp5ko]


Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532492,00.html?test=latestnews)
from Fox for the fuck of it-

[offsite:ohppp5ko]It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie.[/offsite:ohppp5ko]

[offsite:ohppp5ko]A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies.[/offsite:ohppp5ko]

As much as Fox is sensationalizing it, these robots, if used, seem to have the intended purpose of gobbling up dead people on a battle field.

Thats wicked.

Jackinthebox
07-16-2009, 01:29 AM
Saw this elsewhere in the past few days as well but haven't been able to dive into it much. Very interesting indeed though. First thing I thought of was Terminator units. The second I thought of was how this technology will be applied in nano. And lastly, I am now thinking about how this leads me more and more to think that humans themselves might actually be an artificial construct operating in such a parasitic way as we do.

EDIT to add: Of course, this tech does not have to be applied only for "scavenging" I wouldn't think. But could even be applied as a motivational factor for "creating" the conditions in which resources might be exploited for consuming.

GhostOfCaptSpaulding
07-16-2009, 01:33 AM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/3e9b13035da4626940d0761b185b285990d.gif

They should look like this...

Eyeforalie
07-16-2009, 01:45 AM
Goos. Smite. Thats great!

The nano bots were the second thing I thought of also. Or these battle robots I saw on T.V last night (Discovery i think?) that can use brain frequencies to control movements and decisions.


I am now thinking about how this leads me more and more to think that humans themselves might actually be an artificial construct operating in such a parasitic way as we do.

Im too triad to get into that tonight. Nice thought tho. :)

Snow Crash
07-16-2009, 01:46 AM
Ha!

This reminds me of Slugbot, a robot that was built to guard against slugs, and it got rid of them by eating them, rotting them down, and using them for fuel.

Jackinthebox
07-16-2009, 02:02 AM
Nano bots create "The Happening" so that there is more food for themselves.

Eyeforalie
07-16-2009, 02:52 AM
The "Happening"?

lala
07-16-2009, 03:12 AM
Here are the 3 law's of robotics from 1942 . . . :D

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Eyeforalie
07-16-2009, 03:14 AM
Great avvy lala!!!

lala
07-16-2009, 03:19 AM
Great avvy lala!!!

Thanks Kiwi picked it for me . . . :mrgreen:

Kacen
07-16-2009, 04:45 AM
This is going to cause issues.

People who want their loved one's bodies back...

Cogburn
07-16-2009, 06:00 AM
Typical Fox News.

Find the worst fucking angle and exploit the hell out of it for maximum effect.

It's the goddamn Mr. Fusion from Back to the Future.

http://www.markshields.com/images/prop_replicas/jay_allan_mr_fusion_3.jpg

I guess Fox News can turn anything into a horror story.

theeindiee
07-16-2009, 07:03 AM
So.... I still want a DeLorean.

theeindiee
07-16-2009, 07:05 AM
Did the original Jennifer die? Didn't they use some hack Breakfast Club wannabe after that?

Jackinthebox
07-16-2009, 02:34 PM
The "Happening"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BRZ0u01KwQ

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Cogburn
07-16-2009, 02:39 PM
Oh geeze... you're not also one of those people that think various movie and television producers and writers are "telling us something" or are trying to "get the truth out"... are you?

Only because if that's the road you're headed down, Stargate SG-1 did this years ago with the Replicators and I'm pretty sure there's a Tom Baker Dr. Who episode that deals with something similar.

OMG! Is it a warning?!!??!

Jackinthebox
07-16-2009, 03:09 PM
Oh geeze... you're not also one of those people that think various movie and television producers and writers are "telling us something" or are trying to "get the truth out"... are you?

Only because if that's the road you're headed down, Stargate SG-1 did this years ago with the Replicators and I'm pretty sure there's a Tom Baker Dr. Who episode that deals with something similar.

OMG! Is it a warning?!!??!

Lol, not at all. While I do see some parallels between fiction and reality, I think it's more often coincidence than anyone trying to "warn" us.

Take "The Happening" for instance. Is something along those lines possible? Certainly. Do I think M Night Shabalamamaman is trying to tell us that it is going to happen? Certainly not.

Cogburn
07-16-2009, 03:27 PM
Hahaha... Right on.

Your crazy has limits.

You'll fit in nicely.

Jackinthebox
07-16-2009, 04:17 PM
Hahaha... Right on.

Your crazy has limits.

You'll fit in nicely.

Cheers

GhostOfCaptSpaulding
07-16-2009, 04:22 PM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/icons%20pngs/coctail.png

MrPenny
07-16-2009, 06:05 PM
People eating robots?

Sheesh.....I suppose times really are rough. I guess I could toss the Roomba on the grill.....

skunk
07-16-2009, 06:07 PM
I suppose the title should be "people-eating robots". I was confused as well.

Eyeforalie
07-16-2009, 07:01 PM
Change it bitches. I was mega stoned. Sorry.

GhostOfCaptSpaulding
07-16-2009, 07:46 PM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/eatrFace.jpg

Image found on page 12 of the 32 page Presentation EATR Brief Overview 6 April 09.pdf (http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/images/upload/file/Presentation%20EATR%20Brief%20Overview%206%20April %2009.pdf)

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/eatrFace02.jpg

Page 24...

GhostOfCaptSpaulding
07-16-2009, 08:02 PM
Page 30: (http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/images/upload/file/Presentation%20EATR%20Brief%20Overview%206%20April %2009.pdf)

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/off2war.jpg

Off go the war toys to unleash havoc...

But in the next image on the same page:

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/21b45o13x25c54o34d45e/waronMars.jpg

It's all out robotic mayhem on what looks to be the surface of Mars.

Mars?!?

For what will their eatr/destroyr toys forage on Mars?

Perhaps, more importantly, who - the fuck - are they fighting on Mars?

Mars?!?

Do they know something we don't?

GhostOfCaptSpaulding
07-16-2009, 08:52 PM
They've designed domestic versions: Gallery: Domestic robots with a taste for flesh (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17372-gallery-domestic-robots-with-a-taste-for-flesh.html)

Eyeforalie
07-16-2009, 11:34 PM
WOW.

That is Mars and there are ALOT of robots there.

I thought there wasnt any organic material...

Note that DARPA will match "dollar for dollar additional funding from companies or other government agencies"

GhostOfCaptSpaulding
07-17-2009, 12:35 AM
I want one to drive me to work and graze on it's own when off duty...

...and to know the difference between scrap it can't eat and crap it can.

century
07-20-2009, 03:50 PM
Big Dog


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