Uranus

[Ima Nasshole]

I searched Amkon high and low for this topic, perhaps it was lost in the Apeci, but with all this talk about civilizations on the moon etc... Why is it we never hear wild claims about people populating Uranus?

Judging by this photo,[attachment=0:37nm3nl4]John%27s%20ass.jpg[/attachment:37nm3nl4] one would think that John Lear would have volumes of data on Uranus, perhaps even a grainy photo or two of structures protruding from Uranus.

Uranus is huge, a segment of the population of this planet have devoted themselves to a lifestyle surrounding Uranus, in fact I believe they celebrate this honor with an annual parade in San Francisco each year...

But in the CT community, has it become taboo to discuss Uranus without being post banned?

Has the US government been secretly "remote viewing" Uranus, and if they have, what do you suppose they're hiding?

And more importantly, why hasn't NASA committed one red cent to probing Uranus? If NASA did committ to such a program, how much would a trip to Uranus cost the American tax payer?

Does anyone besides me think there is a "right wing" conspiracy to avoid Uranus at all costs?

I'm curious to know what the rest of Amkon thinks of Uranus?

And on the "lighter" side of the topic, if you were stranded on Uranus, what 3 things would you want with you to pass the time?

[hp]

Isn't there a companion planet to Uranus headed here speculated to cause havoc and destruction in 2012. It's still referred to a 'whose anus' because the facts are clouded with disinformation, lies and uncertainty. It hasn't been tied to anyone yet so no name.

[GhostOfCaptSpaulding]

Fucking smite!

[Ima Nasshole]

Isn't there a companion planet to Uranus headed here speculated to cause havoc and destruction in 2012. It's still referred to a 'whose anus' because the facts are clouded with disinformation, lies and uncertainty. It hasn't been tied to anyone yet so no name.
Hmmm, so what you're saying HP is that there is a very good chance an "extinction level event" can be tied to Uranus?

For those who are fascinated with Uranus here are a few facts:

Careful pronunciation may be necessary to avoid embarrassment; say "YOOR a nus" , not "your anus" or "urine us".

Uranus is the ancient Greek deity of the Heavens, the earliest supreme god. Uranus was the son and mate of Gaia the father of Cronus (Saturn) and of the Cyclopes and Titans (predecessors of the Olympian gods).

Uranus, the first planet discovered in modern times, was discovered by William Herschel while systematically searching the sky with his telescope on March 13, 1781. It had actually been seen many times before but ignored as simply another star (the earliest recorded sighting was in 1690 when John Flamsteed cataloged it as 34 Tauri). Herschel named it "the Georgium Sidus" (the Georgian Planet) in honor of his patron, the infamous (to Americans) King George III of England; others called it "Herschel". The name "Uranus" was first proposed by Bode in conformity with the other planetary names from classical mythology but didn't come into common use until 1850.

Uranus has been visited by only one spacecraft, Voyager 2 on Jan 24 1986.

Most of the planets spin on an axis nearly perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic but Uranus' axis is almost parallel to the ecliptic. At the time of Voyager 2's passage, Uranus' south pole was pointed almost directly at the Sun. This results in the odd fact that Uranus' polar regions receive more energy input from the Sun than do its equatorial regions. Uranus is nevertheless hotter at its equator than at its poles. The mechanism underlying this is unknown.

[Ducky]

Most of the planets spin on an axis nearly perpendicular to the plane of the ecliptic but Uranus' axis is almost parallel to the ecliptic. At the time of Voyager 2's passage, Uranus' south pole was pointed almost directly at the Sun. This results in the odd fact that Uranus' polar regions receive more energy input from the Sun than do its equatorial regions. Uranus is nevertheless hotter at its equator than at its poles. The mechanism underlying this is unknown.

This is what is intriguing about that planet. All the other planets rotate left to right, while Uranus does a top to bottom.

This isn't the norm. Something drastic had to have happened in order for Uranus to be affected like that. Would have to take an object with a lot of gravity in order to pull that one off. Yes?

[hp]

Hmmm, so what you're saying HP is that there is a very good chance an "extinction level event" can be tied to Uranus?

Not really, but then who knows.

Notice you added the proper pronunciation of the planet's name. Most people aren't aware of that. Wondering if some one introduced it in recent times or teachers were wrong for many years.

The axis alignment makes me wonder if it was smacked by something in the past. I am surprised the UFO community has jumped on that to claim ETs reoriented it in the past for some reason, such as saving Earth from threat X.

[Ima Nasshole]

More Uranus facts: Uranus is sometimes just barely visible with the unaided eye on a very clear night; it is fairly easy to spot with binoculars (if you know exactly where to look). Also, Uranus' magnetic field is odd in that it is not centered on the center of the planet and is tilted almost 60 degrees with respect to the axis of rotation. It is probably generated by motion at relatively shallow depths within Uranus.

[Snow Crash]

Smited for extreme WTFness and yet another application of that FUCKING disturbing picture of lear

[hp]

Minor confusion with Near Learanus. There is probably a daily secret space flight from the base in the 'John's Ass' moon crater to 'Near Learanus'. After all, why would they need all that fresh fruit.

[century]

I searched Amkon high and low for this topic, perhaps it was lost in the Apeci, but with all this talk about civilizations on the moon etc... Why is it we never hear wild claims about people populating Uranus?

Judging by this photo,[attachment=0:w8aifd4s]John%27s%20ass.jpg[/attachment:w8aifd4s] one would think that John Lear would have volumes of data on Uranus, perhaps even a grainy photo or two of structures protruding from Uranus.


I'm curious to know what the rest of Amkon thinks of Uranus?

And on the "lighter" side of the topic, if you were stranded on Uranus, what 3 things would you want with you to pass the time?







I get the impression you miss John and his anus

[Cogburn]

There are no pictures of Uranus, which is only justified by that stupid legend that "no one may gaze upon Uranus and live to tell the tale".

Most of the time people think they have detected Uranus it turns out to be swamp gas.

All the pleasures contained within Uranus are just stories told by fairies.

Uranus is full of shit.

I call hoax.

[century]

2 anuses

[Ima Nasshole]

I searched Amkon high and low for this topic, perhaps it was lost in the Apeci, but with all this talk about civilizations on the moon etc... Why is it we never hear wild claims about people populating Uranus?

Judging by this photo,[attachment=0:3e2b3hsz]John%27s%20ass.jpg[/attachment:3e2b3hsz] one would think that John Lear would have volumes of data on Uranus, perhaps even a grainy photo or two of structures protruding from Uranus.


I'm curious to know what the rest of Amkon thinks of Uranus?

And on the "lighter" side of the topic, if you were stranded on Uranus, what 3 things would you want with you to pass the time?
I get the impression you miss John and his anus

You may be on to something... I awoke this morning (about 4:15 am) to a very bright light in the southern sky, it seemed to be calling out to me. It was low in the horizon and unusaully bright, I was drawn to it like a moth to light. So much so I was inspired to write a poem...

There once was a man from Uranus

who was committed to boycott the heinous

he traded his car for a bus pass

drew sketches of Lears' ass

and thinks he's Gaius Cilnius Maecenas

[Ima Nasshole]

2 anuses
Is it me? or does John's carpet look a little dirty?

[lala]

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[Cogburn]

2 anuses
Is it me? or does John's carpet look a little dirty?
Not to mention.... Black socks with white sneakers and jeans.

*shivers*

[vagabond]

I didnt realize Uranus was so full of craters and fissures.. Looks like a hostile environment even for the simplest forms of single celled organisms. Looks so hostile.. shit eating bacteria couldnt exist.

[skunk]

Nasty.