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theeindiee
06-24-2009, 03:28 PM
Which one of you will step up and take the challenge. The call? Is from God the almighty to assist in divine revelation. The duty? Save the Earth by becoming Christ.
The problem?
All the other Christs out there.
The solution?
Immortal Kombat
Hundreds and thousands of Christs competing to the death in a bloody "Ring of David".
The prize? Blood-soaked peaceful reign over all of Earth.
It's the BloodBeastChrist-athalon.
sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!!!!
Alessandra
06-24-2009, 03:30 PM
Twee
Ducky
06-24-2009, 03:32 PM
eewt
WarlordZeroOne
06-24-2009, 03:34 PM
Indie please explain to me wtf are you on about, also i can't help being out of touch at 61 years old.lol
theeindiee
06-24-2009, 03:36 PM
Twee indeed. It's a fucking TWEE, and Jesus Christ is watching on digital TV... He's the one who arranged the Christbeasts' return.
oh my god. THUNDERDOME!!!!! perfect. duh.
theeindiee
06-24-2009, 03:37 PM
Indie please explain to me wtf are you on about, also i can't help being out of touch at 61 years old.lol
Well if all these Christs are gunna come back to Earth, they've gotta battle each other to the death. There can only be ONE... Highlander.
WarlordZeroOne
06-24-2009, 03:39 PM
Thats what happens when you DO NOT watch Tv like me.lol :D
Alessandra
06-24-2009, 03:40 PM
what the fuck are you smoking, indiee
Eyeforalie
06-24-2009, 04:39 PM
Yes.
Im in.
Can we sign up at MTV.com?
theeindiee
07-05-2009, 02:14 PM
You can sign up at your local church. They're betting the money plate each sunday on it.
You have to take the priests in the back and show them your weiner, though. That's the only downfall. Sorry girls, they like weiners. The smaller the weiner, the better. Send your children. Let the priests sodomize your children, so that you may kill Christ to become a more deserving and glorious Christ than the Christ that sucked so bad you annihilated his head with a boulder.
The more bloody and ruthless the Christ, the better. After all, we're not dealing with kittens here. We're dealing with SATAN and his minions, and obviously the more Satanic the Christ-beast, the better chance we have of killing Satan. Fighting fire with fire. Duh. That always works. How do you save the economy? You spend all the economy's money. Duh. The banker gods have been telling us the truth. How do you save the world? Sodomize children and annoint a ruthless psychopathic murderer as King of Earth. See? Obvious.
Why do I always have to be the voice of reason here, Chiiru?
boycotteverything
07-05-2009, 02:21 PM
Why do I always have to be the voice of reason here,no-one else is will to step up to the plate. thank jeeeezuzzzz for you!
Ima Nasshole
07-05-2009, 02:28 PM
Oh for Christ's sake... I'll do it!