Get in Chat Bitches

[JiveTurkey]

lalalalalalalala

and all that shit.

[JiveTurkey]

Temporarily global.

[skunk]

I was busy. :pound:

[mojo]

cough cough

[mojo]

I SAID.........cough cough

[Alessandra]

im dere

[WarlordZeroOne]

Not the Ladies fault, its all the male dominence on our AmKon site,not the ladies fault at all,and for me thats bad for the Ladies, and AmKon.

[mojo]

:flash:

[Eyeforalie]

Bumpppp
h]EGBikSDv4nMh]

[skunk]

Shameless bump. I'm all alone...

[skunk]

Bump, snow crash and I are talking shit.

[mojo]

ok, but i gotta go to work in 20 minutes.


edit: lol, obviously a bit late.

[skunk]

Get in chat, bitches.

[Cogburn]

I gotta run to the store real quick.

Certainly saves on hitting F5.

I'm in there AFK ATM.

[skunk]

Bump :pound:

[skunk]

Bump.

[Bitchkoma]

I like big bumps. And I cannot lie. You other fuckers can't deny.

[skunk]

Bump in the night.

[mojo]

heading off to work in 5 mins.

:(

[skunk]

I'm on my phone and I kept timing out. Be back on in two hours.

[Alessandra]

fuck you then skunk lol

[skunk]

I'm in there now.

[skunk]

:bong:

[Eyeforalie]

Gimme 10 min. Cookin pizza.

[Alessandra]

hmm

[skunk]

Bump :pound:

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Nobody's ever in there when I go in. :(

[pack3tg0st]

hehehe makes ya wonder why there was the big rush to get it up and running doesn't it?

[lala]

Nobody's ever in there when I go in. :(


I wonder if thats a sign ;)

[Lexion]

Nobody's ever in there when I go in. :(


I wonder if thats a sign ;)

Rep point.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I wonder if thats a sign ;)

Ok that's IT, I'm going back to ATS!!!111!!!11 :p

[lala]

Ok that's IT, I'm going back to ATS!!!111!!!11 :p


Here you go . . . .

[skunk]

I hear hoaxmasters is looking for a new webmaster.

[Trauma Teased]

So LI is always alone in the chatroom? Hey, that's weird, I am too, I wonder if there is something wrong with the...

Oh, wait.
:cry:

[boycotteverything]

penny and i are in there

[boycotteverything]

this board needs an indicator of who's in chat at any given time. i recall convinving apeci of that and that's the last thing he did before the big edit

[hp]

My chat is the blue screen of nothingness.

[Trauma Teased]

That happened to me too a couple of times yesterday. I just tried again, and suddenly it worked. Being a techno idiot I have no idea why. It's all magic to me anyway.
:D

[hp]

Built in Amkon edit.

This is cool.

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=59&stc=1&d=1260034359

[pack3tg0st]

hahaha what did ya do to make flash crash HP?

[Lexion]

Heh.

Flash is why my IE is so
unstable.

Well, that and God knows
what virii.

[skunk]

this board needs an indicator of who's in chat at any given time. i recall convinving apeci of that and that's the last thing he did before the big edit

That's coming.

[pack3tg0st]

That's coming.

eventually...

got a few bugs to work out with chat before I start slapping extra lines of code in there...

[Lexion]

Clicking "options" still
locks my chat window.

[mojo]

bump

[Lexion]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/methline.jpg



Bump

[anarch]

go on do it

[Lexion]

meh

[skunk]

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f94/79818d1209417009-74-zetec-europa-sale-bump.jpg

[Jackinthebox]

I have chat open

[Lexion]

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f94/79818d1209417009-74-zetec-europa-sale-bump.jpg

What he said.

[skunk]

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f94/79818d1209417009-74-zetec-europa-sale-bump.jpg

BMUP

Nevermind I gotta pass out, its 4am.

[Mungodave]

Bump

[Mungodave]

Im talkin to myself in here

[Mungodave]

Does chat work?

Or do we all get a room to ourself?

Mungo



.

[skunk]

Chat works, its usually empty though.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

What's the point of having a fucking chat room when nobody uses the goddamn thing?

[Lexion]

X-Mass bump.

[Lexion]

Hell, my "options" button
even works.

[Alessandra]

bump

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Amkon chat=epic fail.

[Alessandra]

you missed the party

[Lexion]

I'm not in, for long.

Bitches.

[Alessandra]

fuck you, leaving right as I get in there, are you too good to chat with me? :P

[skunk]

http://amkon.net/picture.php?albumid=13&pictureid=156

[Mungodave]

Bumpity

[guinnessford]

i really would like to, but i cant type fast enuff to keep up with the conversations.
sorry everyone, the best talks ive had are usually with amkon family members.

[pack3tg0st]

current members in chat now displayed next to 'who's online' at the footer of the forum home page.

coming soon to portal as well.

[Mungodave]

Bump

[Raptor Jesus]

Bump??? Tons of people on line

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I was just in there. And as usual, nobody else was. Meh...

[Hazelnut]

what do you want to chat about

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Doesn't matter.

[Hazelnut]

ok

[pack3tg0st]

I was just in there. And as usual, nobody else was. Meh...

ya know I added a thing at the bottom of forumhome that shows you who's in chat?

its down there next to who's online.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

ya know I added a thing at the bottom of forumhome that shows you who's in chat?

its down there next to who's online.

Yup.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Ok yall, I'm gonna head in there. Just posting posting to let yall know that an attempt is about to be made to make the fucking fetterhoffier that is amkon chat come alive. :D

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Bump to say I'm going in. :D

[RubyRocket]

Bump to say I'm going in. :D
double bag it..please.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

double bag it..please.

:lol:

I swear you're a trip. :p

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I'm probably gonna go back in later on today. Can I go raw this time? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Eyeforalie]

bumpity bump.

[Mungodave]

Hey !

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

As I've said before, amkon chat=epic fetterhoff.

[skunk]

Go have a hissilfit and fuck off :)

[Hazelnut]

Its sort of interesting how amkoids don't like to use the chat feature.

[Mungodave]

I tried... wouldnt load

[Mungodave]

tried again.... loading summin, but getting nowhere

Pak?

[skunk]

Its sort of interesting how amkoids don't like to use the chat feature.

Why is that interesting? We chat in threads :p

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Its sort of interesting how amkoids don't like to use the chat feature.

They like to use my comment wall instead. ;)

[skunk]

Let's see how many times we can spam IEF's wall before he starts deleting messages!

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Feel free. All I ask is that the ladies leave me love notes. ;)

[skunk]

How about lady boys? They're pretty damn close...

FOX! Step on it.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

How about lady boys? They're pretty damn close...


http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/ummmmmmmwtf.gif

[Ra187]

you will like it bro, a little weird at first yes, but you get over it

[Hazelnut]

:study: Mark Wahlberg, yum.


http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa86/etothedouble/ummmmmmmwtf.gif

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

you will like it bro, a little weird at first yes, but you get over it

Speaking from experience are we?

[skunk]

I'm in there :pound: all by myself.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Bump.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

I said bump dammit!

[skunk]

You bump the thread, but you're not in chat? What the hell.

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Chat's my comment wall. Remember?

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Bump clowns. Come post some shit on my wall. :D

[Lexion]

I'm the only person there....

[Lexion]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/Lexion07/hello.jpg

[Lexion]

Two of us in there, now.

Slackers.

[skunk]

3 shills plotting world domination.

[skunk]

I'm all alone :( . Don't mind me :pound:

[Nickhead]

went into chat and.... got this...

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo353/THX1138Y2K/amkon.jpg

when i did a profile on them, it says that user hasnt registered...

didnt know if this was normal, or if it was a hack...

when exactly do you get the most people in chat?

[Lexion]

Who the fuck are you ?

[skunk]

If you go in chat you may find out.

Nick, that's a glitch I believe.

[Nickhead]

Who the fuck are you ?

actually, i just registered recently as i got to meet this board owner over on my site, and was checkin out the chat. since its similar format to my own, and ive seen these things before... was merely a heads up

[skunk]

Which board owner did you meet?

[Nickhead]

If you go in chat you may find out.

Nick, that's a glitch I believe.
yeah, ive popped in on several occasions but noone to be found.

[skunk]

Unfortunately the chat room isn't used very often. AmKonians typically use the forum as a "chat room", so it kinds of repetitive.

[pack3tg0st]

Which board owner did you meet?

he met me....

And I'm not an owner anymore than the next guy nickhead...

I'm just an admin...

The code monkey admin at that... sigh.

Skunk: He's from elephantintheparlor.

[skunk]

Ah ok, cool. Is that place pretty similar to amkon? I haven't had a chance to check it out.

[Nickhead]

Unfortunately the chat room isn't used very often. AmKonians typically use the forum as a "chat room", so it kinds of repetitive.
yeah, its been that way on most boards i encounter... oddly enough, what few members i have that are on the most... they arent forumers, but moreso chatters..

[Nickhead]

he met me....

And I'm not an owner anymore than the next guy nickhead...

I'm just an admin...

The code monkey admin at that... sigh.

Skunk: He's from elephantintheparlor.
yeah what he said :D

sorry man, just assumed... alls good

[pack3tg0st]

Ah ok, cool. Is that place pretty similar to amkon? I haven't had a chance to check it out.

I haven't surfed there a whole lot...

but his two rules were pr0n and racism I think... I can't remember

I really don't know him beyond a few PM's I sent when I was scoping the site out...

[skunk]

No worries nick. I don't know how you restrict racism though, that's a bit of a tough one.

[Nickhead]

Ah ok, cool. Is that place pretty similar to amkon? I haven't had a chance to check it out.
i use smf to this boards vbulletin... and i allow random posting, no categories. its just turned one year old, and having a slow start drawing traffic.


but i will tell ya what... what few chatters i have are bound and determined to catch yall on the conspiracy list... all in fun of course.... we dont engage in forum bashing of other sites per se....


were just there to shoot the shit, and post anything of relevance at that time.

[skunk]

AmKon is literally an anything goes site, although it hasn't always been that way. We used to not allow gore/porn, now you just have to put a spoiler tag around it :D.

[UtopianPenguin]

http://verydemotivational.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129085957464519500.jpg

[Mungodave]

Bump

Im there



.

[Lexion]

Assholes.

[Alessandra]

Im in chat, bored.

[Alessandra]

get in chat fuckers.

[anarch]

I am trying to get into chat... It aint working reload after reload I get to the blue screen and nothin. ...What is my flash player old? I do update when prompted..

[Infinite`Eternal`Forever]

Our chat room is hurting like eye's feelings. :(

[anarch]

two folks currently in chat.
JOIN US!

[Lexion]

Bump.

[skunk]

Bump.

[skunk]

Four of us in chat now.

[FancyFree]

GET IN CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lexion]

Bump.

[skunk]

Bump, bump, bump.

[Alessandra]

in chat, but witd isnt speaking to me

[BE2]

fuck chat. bring back the shout box.

[guy]

chat is gay

[Alessandra]

takes one to know one?

[guy]

takes one to know one?
I know u are , but what am I?

[Lexion]

:facepalm:

[Alessandra]

DAD HE'S TOUCHING ME

[Lexion]

Stranger danger ?

[Alessandra]

lmfao

My no no part :(

[skunk]

Bump.

[skunk]

Why aren't you in chat?

[FancyFree]

BUMP!

[BE2]

BUMP!
i love it when you talk that way

[FancyFree]

Get in chat then grumpypants! ;)

[BE2]

we are in chat.

[FancyFree]

AMKON CHAT SILLY!

[BE2]

who's there?

[FancyFree]

skunk, itai, egg, pam, and now TT

[FancyFree]

Royal just came in too.

[BE2]

who'd wanna talk to that gaggle of freaks?

[skunk]

8 people in chat.

[skunk]

Get in chat bitches.

[Lexion]

Logging into EQ in a couple.

Not tonight.

[skunk]

Do it now!

[Lexion]

Get rid of the fucking bots.

[skunk]

haha I didn't even know that was possible till tonight.

[skunk]

New chat with chatrooms and private messaging (http://amkon.net/showpost.php?p=507121&postcount=50)

[skunk]

Get in the new chatroom.

[skunk]

Get in chatter.

[Lexion]

Piss off.

I need a shower.

Night, bitches.

[skunk]

Bump.

[skunk]

Get in chat.

[Lexion]

Which chat ?

[skunk]

The bottom bar that no one seems to use.

[Watcher-In-The-Shadows]

The bottom bar that no one seems to use.

Like that chatroom no one seems to use.
And the wiki no one seems to use.
I am sensing a trend. :p

[skunk]

Click the arrow and it minimizes you dumb fuck.

[century]

What is the fucking point, if you got something to say there is a thread here for it.

[egg]

What is the fucking point, if you got something to say there is a thread here for it.

There's an App for that?!

[TheSyndicate]

I think I'll wait until I've been here a little longer. I don't want to be presumptuous.

[Trauma Teased]

What is the fucking point, if you got something to say there is a thread here for it.

Excactly. Isn't this whole forum just a chat channel?

That's the way I treat it anyway, haha!

[guy]

So how does one ignore someone on chat w/o hiding chat. Smartasses need not respond.

[BE2]

Smartasses need not respond. what about me?

[guy]

what about me?

you are in a category reserved totally for you:D

[lala]

I can see the chat worked not . . . ha ha ha their isn't anyone in there at all . . . normal there one or two ???? :D

[BE2]

why do we need some sort of chat when we can have shout for free? why does the shout box scare the skunk?

[BE2]

oh-- and why does that doofus get to decide?

[lala]

oh-- and why does that doofus get to decide?


Why not . . . lol :pound:

[BE2]

i guess there's nothing we can do about it. c'est la vie.

[skunk]

Jasn handed the reigns over to me when he stopped paying the bills, and we were shut off as a result.

[BE2]

So you'd be happy to fob the joint off on anyone willing to pay the bills? Correct me if I'm wrong...

[skunk]

Nah, but the highest bidder works for me.

[WhispersInTheDark]

$12.99, plus a big secret.

[skunk]

Sold.

[skunk]

Get in chat. :snowcrash:

[skunk]

DO IT NOW!

[twee]

how

[skunk]

Well I'm going to bed now, but here's a guide anyway.

http://amkon.net/showthread.php/31392-New-Chat-Bar-Guide

[twee]

thanks skunk :)

[skunk]

You are very welcome. If you have any other problems, make sure to check the Documentation section, which can be found by clicking Home>Documentation tab. I will be putting the board guides and how-tos in this section.

[skunk]

Bump.

[guy]

Bump.

say's the homosexual nigger loving race traitor

[Trauma Teased]

say's the homosexual nigger loving race traitor

Steelers for teh win!

Oh, wait....

[skunk]

I wear my race traitor title with honor.

[Trauma Teased]

I wear my race traitor title with honor.

Chat makes everything lag.

[skunk]

Yes I know. It's a good thing I already have a slow connection :). If you are browsing forums, its best to minimize the bar entirely.

[Trauma Teased]

Yes I know. It's a good thing I already have a slow connection :). If you are browsing forums, its best to minimize the bar entirely.

Yeah, and it's just a bunch of pot heads in there anyway, so....

:p

[skunk]

Forums too unfortunately, they're everywhere, like fucking parasites.

[LaResistencia]

there's alot of people on, so why arent you all in chat?

[Ducky]

How do I 'get in chat'?

[LaResistencia]

Lower right hand corner, theres a little white square with a blue triangle in it. click it then click chatrooms

[LaResistencia]

is my typingnot showing up in there or something?

[Lexion]

I see six in, but only three in Chatter.

I started a Get Fucked chatroom, a while back.

[Silver Star]

I had a look in the chat room yesterday. I typed something but nobody answered so I just thought fuck it.

[LaResistencia]

I had a look in the chat room yesterday. I typed something but nobody answered so I just thought fuck it.
Me and Berk are always in there, I guess because we always leave Amkon open, even when AFK.

[Lexion]

Having fun.

Jump in.

[Silver Star]

Me and Berk are always in there, I guess because we always leave Amkon open, even when AFK.

Phew! Well it was quite an experience!

[Lexion]

As you were.

I scared everyone off.

meh

[Trauma Teased]

Having fun.

Jump in.


Heh, every time I go into chat everyone shuts right up and and just sit there, waiting for me to leave again.

Don't think I don't know it!!

[Lexion]

Look Blondie.

I'll chat with you.

[Trauma Teased]

Look Blondie.

I'll chat with you.

Damn. A pity chat.

How humiliating, hahahaha!

[Lexion]

Pity ?

[Lexion]

Truth just revealed in chat.

And, only Dr. Exile saw it.

[Silver Star]

As you were.

I scared everyone off.

meh

Hey! I'm not used to thinking off the top off my head like that. I had to take a breather.

I had a cool, refreshing glass of milk to help calm my nerves! ;)

[LaResistencia]

I had a cool, refreshing glass of milk to help calm my nerves! ;)
Milk, it does a body good. Teehee! ;)


Seriously tho, 66 users online right now and no one in chat.

[LaResistencia]

inside joke

[LaResistencia]

and, you would know what it meant if you had been in chat, so get it chat.

[Silver Star]

Milk, it does a body good. Teehee! ;)


Seriously tho, 66 users online right now and no one in chat.

I'm not sure how it all works? There's private chats, chat bars and allsorts.

Interestingly, 'chat' is English slang for smegma.

[skunk]

I wrote a guide on how to use chat.

http://amkon.net/content.php/133-New-Chat-Bar-Guide

The documentation section of the homepage has other board guides too...

http://amkon.net/content.php/45-documentation

[anarch]

QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU EXPUCT ANY UF US 2 BES LIterate


Derpa derpa

[LaResistencia]

OK, 112 USERS online and only two in chat? That doesn't even count all the guests that are on. Get in chat, bitches!

[LaResistencia]

oops 17 members online, but still only 4 on chat

[madinsomniac]

So, how do you chat in chat? I see the chat thingie at the bottom, now what? I is open and two peoples in there.
How do you post? Call me kookie. How do you launch you post? Now four there.

[skunk]

Read this

http://amkon.net/content.php/133-New-Chat-Bar-Guide

[madinsomniac]

Ok, thanks.

[LaResistencia]

bump

[LaResistencia]

24 members online....not many in chat.....

[skunk]

I have shitty dsl service, everything is slow as fuck.

[LaResistencia]

Lotsa folks on tonight, and only me in chat. :(

[Lexion]

I'm there.

[LaResistencia]

I missed all ya'll. It's just me an berk as usual. :(

[skunk]

Bump.

[Andrew]

okay, i stop working.get here

[LaResistencia]

http://www.healthinplainenglish.com/health/skin/wart/pictures/wart.jpg

[averagejoe]

WTF is that?

[skunk]

I don't think you want to know.

[averagejoe]

I think I do. Otherwise I wouldn't have asked.

[Vuall]

Where is the link for chat?

[LaResistencia]

Where is the link for chat?
It's in the lower right hand corner of the screen. A little square that you click.

[LaResistencia]

WTF is that?
It's a bump.

[Hazelnut]

A nasty one too. ew

[13erk0witz]

Where is the link for chat?

it's at the bottom right but your not allowed to chat until I submit your username for approval and I don't like you.

[skunk]

Chat bar guide (http://amkon.net/showthread.php/31392-New-Chat-Bar-Guide)

[averagejoe]

It's a bump.

On you? You need to see a doctor I think.